Beef And Dairy Network

Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 12th September 2026 at 9.30pm at Kings Place in London:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

Streaming tickets for our show at 2pm on Saturday 12th September 2026:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcasts/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

Thanks to Tom Crowley of the Lowland Folk.

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Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear about the new TV show from bovine arse vet Bob Trescothick, Vet On A Battleship. 

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Tickets for our live show at the London Podcast Festival on 12th September 2026:

IN HALL: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

STREAMING: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

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Paul Foxcroft, Ed Jones, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear from the UK's biggest agricultural investor. 

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Tiny Trot / Speedy The Spider

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Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet the daughter of Rosemary Burns, a woman who won tons of cow manure on Beef Call.

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It's All About Us / Jaslyn Edgar

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It's episode 1007 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Phillip Mushroom.

Thanks to Henry Paker and Daniel Rigby.

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Mike Shephard, Freya Parker, Mike Wozniak, Sammy Dobson and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about the Darleigh Spring Fayre, which this year celebrated its 600th anniversary.

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It's All About Us / Jaslyn Edgar

Ethos / Jakob Ahlborn

Memories Of Paris / Trabant 33

Rule Britannia / Sight Of Wonders

Rule Britannia / National Anthem Worx

Pastoral Op. 21 / Ludwig Van Beethoven

Heaven And Above / Claude Signet

Continuum / Hampus Naeselius

Mouvement ii, Noir et Blanc / Franz Gordon

Slow, Like An Aching / Jay Taylor

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Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet a campaigning journalist who wants to expose the Bovine Farmers' Union.

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In Abundance/Edgar Hopp

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Jonathan Oldfield, Ada Player, Tom Neenan and Linnea Sage join in this month as we discover that a sizable minority of the British public has never seen a cow. 

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It's All About Us/Jaslyn Edgar

Graveyard Blues/Roy Edwin Williams

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Simon Alcock, Mike Wozniak, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Henry Paker, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we learn about the new charity, Bolog-No.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

It's All About Us/Jaslyn Edgar

Mozart - Violin Sonata in A major, K. 526 III. Presto/Conway Kuo

Mozart - Violin Sonata in E minor, K. 304 II. Tempo di minuetto/Blair McMillen

Mozart - Violin Sonata in G major, K. 301 I. Allegro con spirito/Conway Kuo

Backspace/Blue Saga

What's on My Mind (Instrumental Version)/John Runefelt

Lunch Break in Milan/Trabant 33

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Jess Ransom, Michael Clarke, George Fouracres and Linnea Sage join in this month as we look back over the most exciting new cattle breeds to emerge in 2025. 

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La fille aux cheveux de lin / Claire McMillen

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Dan Thomas and Linnea Sage join in this week as we catch up with career criminal Dean Lamp.

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Purple Moon/Edith Avery

The Spy/Wendy Marcini

Haunted Mind/Etienne Roussel

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Tom Crowley, Anna Leong Brophy, Cody Dahler, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we hear a ground breaking audio horror drama from 1985.

Written by Tom Crowley

Episode art by Tom Crowley

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Staionary Sign / Haunted Playhouse

Pinao Concerto No. 23 in A major, K. 488 1. Allegro - Mozart  / Mira Ma

Synthetic Tides / In Ruins

Death On Mars / Etienne Roussel

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Mike Shephard, Susan Harrison, Sammy Dobson, Tom Crowley, Linnea Sage and Mike Wozniak join in this week as we commemorate three years since the death of her majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Live stream tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/kplayer/

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Choir Hymn / More Than Family

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Mike Wozniak, Cody Dahler, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we say goodbye to Jacobinius Arse Syndrome. 

LIVE SHOW on September 6th 2025 - buy tickets to stream it here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/

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Warrior's Journey / Chronos

Blue Saga / Soundbed

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Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 6th September 2025 at 2pm at Kings Place in London:

IN-HALL TICKETS:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-4/

STREAMING TICKETS:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/

Thanks to Tom Crowley of the Lowland Folk.

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Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary as the presenter of the Beef and Dairy Network and proves that even in the midst of an outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome, beef is safe to eat.

Music:

Morning Mist / Brett Van Donsel

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United Kingdom National Anthem / National Anthem Worx

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Mike Wozniak, Mike Shephard, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we get to grips with the new outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.

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Jag Vet en Dejlig Rosa / Traditional

Sonatina in G Major / Beethoven 

Ancient Rome / Cercles Nouvelles

The Wedding Feast / Bonnie Grace

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Chris Cantrill, Greig Johnson, Amy Gledhill, Rob Gilroy and Amy Mason join in this week as we hear from formers darts champion Kenny Baritone about an event he is planning in Doncaster.

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Streets Of Wonder / Marc Torch

Trollmors Vaggsang (String Quartet Version) / Traditional

Uti Var Hage / Traditional

Lovely Is The Earth / Traditional

Trollmors Vaggsang (Violin Version) / Traditional

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Cody Dahler joins in this month as we catch up with former scuba diver Nicholas Summers, who has emerged from his coma and started a new business venture.

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Talking Woods / Guto Lucena

Uncharted Lands / Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

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It’s episode 950 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay.

Thanks to Henry Paker and Tom Crowley.

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Mike Shephard, Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about Major Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in World War 2. 

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

String Quartet in F Major Allegro/Maurice Ravel

Veterans Day/Francis Wells

A Sad String Quartet/Traditional

Wicked Man/Martin Landstrom

Bierstube Tanz/Trabant 33

Catch the Train/Sinfonietta Cinematica

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Matt Apodaca and Tom Neenan join in this week as we hear about a new company rolling out hot pie vending machines across America. 

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Soul of America / Roy Edwin Williams

Truck Drivin Guitar / Roy Edwin Williams

Happy Trails / Erik Fernholm

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John Rutledge joins in this month as we catch up with Len Biro, the oldest milkman in the world.

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Before You Wake Up / Erik Fernholm

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Jessica Ransom, George Fouracres, Michael Clarke, Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join us this week as we look back over the biggest news stories from 2024. Co-written with Helen Price.

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Sommarpsalm / Traditional

An Abyss of Sadness / Jon Bjork

Ain't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say

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Matthew Crosby, Tom Burgess, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in for this episode as we hear about the latest developments from St Catherine's church in Bromley.

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Joyful Occasions / Ludvig Moulin

Prayer / Arvid Svenungsson

Ain't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say

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Natasha Hodgson, Stevie Martin, Amy Gledhill and Daniel Rigby join in this week as we meet Milky Man.

Written by Natasha Hodgson

Editing and sound design by Andy Goddard

Episode art by Tom Crowley

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A Bad Gut Feeling / Experia 

Claustrophobia / Lennon Hutton

Merry-Go-Round-And-Round / The Fly Guy Five

Still Rivals / Dream Cave

Over the Fence / Roots and Recognition

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Henry Paker, Tom Crowley, Linnea Sage, Lucy Farrett, Gemma Arrowsmith and Mike Wozniak join in this week for a live show recorded at London Livestock Dietary Supplements Con 2024.

Buy a streaming ticket to watch this live show here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-online-streaming/kplayer/

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Evening Melodrama Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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On Edge / Amber Glow

A Classic Noir / Mary Riddle

Heist Music / Nitghcap

Paidias Pledge / Golden Anchor

Angels / Yonder Dale

Hymn To The Rising Sun / Golden Anchor

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Sammy Dobson and Antonis Vlavo join in this month as we talk to a lollypop lady about her encounter with the angelic Agnes.

Streaming tickets for upcoming live show on Saturday 14th September: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30528/30529

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Returning Memories / Erasmus Talbot

Aegean Sea / George Prolopiou

Feel So Lucky (Instrumental Version) / Cody Francis

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Dan Thomas, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in this month as we hear about how the dairy industry is helping rehabilitate offenders.

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Mozart Piano Concerto No.23 / Mira Ma

Mystical Tension / Dream Cave

Mystery Evolving / Gabriel Lewis

Finding Melody / Gavin Luke

Ease Of Mind / Stationary Sign

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Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Tom Neenan join us this month as we go deep on cow shaving. Should they be shaved smooth for the summer?

LIVE SHOW TICKETS - LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL 2024:

In-hall tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-2/

Online streaming tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-online-streaming/

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Ancient Italian Church / Trabant 33

Standoff / Nylonia

A Day At The Circus / Stationary Sign

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