Podcast

@Betches

Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage—aka the OG Betches friend group that started it all—welcome you to their pop culture group chat. Each week they cover all the latest in celeb drama, the hottest TV & movies out now, and never fail to say some v funny sh*t (ofc). Come for the hot takes, stay for the group chat vibe. (Formerly Betch Slapped)

Episodes

  • The End Of Kim & Pete Era, The Peltz vs Beckham Power Struggle, & Britney Spears’ Toxic Ex

    Aug 12 2022

    That’s a wrap! U Up? Live has officially solved dating everywhere, and Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give the highlight reel. But there’s still one (ex)couple no one can figure out—the mystery that is Kim K and Pete Davidson. The ever surprising duo broke things off, and we have q’s: Was the relationship real and the break-up is the PR stunt? What’s going to happen to Pete’s Kim tattoos? And most importantly, who will they date next? Then onto another ex-couple who made headlines this week—Britney Sp...more

  • Britney Conspiracy Theories, Taylor Swift’s PJ Joyrides, & Chrissy Teigen’s Big Announcement

    Aug 04 2022

    Aleen is sussed out with Britney Spears—maybe she’s not as free as the #FreeBritney movement thinks. Are the red posts on her insta red flags? Next, they debate Will Smith’s apology to Chris Rock over the Oscars slap. Jordana appreciates him owning the mistake, but not hating himself for making it. Then they cover Taylor Swift’s 170 Private plane trips THIS YEAR. Sami is convinced it’s a plot by Kris Jenner to defend Kylie. Chrissy Teigen is pregnant, and Beyonce’s new album has the bops we all ...more

  • Something Fishy Is Going On With JAffleck, Sydney Sweeney Is V Impressive, & F-You Instagram

    Jul 28 2022

    PSA: U Up? Live shows are really f*cking fun. Jordana shares all the deets from the Chicago show, which did include an onstage makeout sesh. Sami and Aleen can’t wait to join you at the NYC show, so be sure to get your tix ASAP. Then onto Aleen’s highly anticipated J-Affleck honeymoon theory. Are JLo and Ben actually a PR stunt after all? They debate, and Sami presents some pretty convincing evidence you’ll def want to hear. Speaking of industry intel, they chat about Sydney Sweeney’s latest int...more

  • Do We Have To Call Her Jennifer Affleck?, Rotten Tomatoes’ Supremacy, & What Else Could Kylie Jenner Buy?

    Jul 21 2022

    ICYMI, it’s really f*cking hot outside. Naturally, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chat about the weather and their ideal temperatures. Have they simply run out of things to discuss? Don’t you worry, they have plenty of even hotter topics to get into. JLo and Ben Affleck tied the knot in Vegas, and Aleen agrees their relationship is no longer a PR stunt. Then onto TV: The Bear, Persuasion, The Rehearsal, Severance. They reminisce on their college days when they held HBO Sundays in their dorm (of course...more

  • Ugh Khloe, Not Tristan Again!, Jen Shah Is Guilty AF, & Armie Hammer’s Actually Selling Timeshares

    Jul 14 2022

    Howdy, y’all. Jordana is tuning in from the v hot Austin, TX following a U Up? Live show, and recaps the trip with Sami and Aleen (a penis donut was involved). Things have also been heating up in the celeb world, and they unpack the big D—drama, obviously. Headline #1: Khloe Kardashian welcomes a second child via surrogate, with the unwelcomed Tristan Thompson as the father. They get into a heated debate—does it matter if your siblings have different parents? Across the reality show aisle, they ...more

  • Rihanna’s Rich AF, Lindsay Lohan’s Much Awaited Comeback, & An Argument That’s Not Actually About Tomatoes

    Jul 07 2022

    Aleen’s up first to debrief the holiday weekend, re: she didn’t actually do much. Jordana, however, did a plethora of classic July 4th activities—a baseball game, ice cream, and…Benihana? Sami then breaks down her holiday excursion, which included a large fight in a tiny cabin in the woods. The argument started off with cutting tomatoes, but as we know, it’s never just about the tomatoes. Then onto pop culture, which like Aleen’s weekend, was pretty slow. Rihanna is now the youngest self-made bi...more

  • What’s With Chris Pratt & Religion?, How Come Kim K Didn’t Post More About North’s Bday?, & Should Betches Launch An Airline?

    Jun 30 2022

    Have you watched anything good lately? Well Jordana, Aleen, and Sami have, and fill you in on all their latest TV and movie finds. And yes, Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is discussed. Then onto everything, everywhere celeb drama. First up is Chris Pratt’s latest Men’s Health interview, and they unpack all the tea—re: Hillsong church accusations, comments about his son, and his place among the many Hollywood Chrises. Then, they couldn’t not debrief North West’s extravagant camp bday party, ...more

  • Wait, Khloe K Is Dating A Finance Bro?, Was Kendall Jenner’s Relationship Real?, & Have Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston Been Hooking Up?

    Jun 23 2022

    Tuning in live from sunny CA, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are out west for the U Up? show in LA. They debrief the live event (surprise—they had a great time), and chat about dating today. Is it possible to meet someone in person anymore? Speaking of meeting people in person, they go through the roster of stars they’ve seen in LA. No Pete Davidson, but they drop some other big names. On the same thread of big names, they break down the latest celeb drama. Brace yourself, there’s a lot to debrief: Ju...more

  • Kim K Broke The Marilyn Dress, Justin Bieber’s Health Issue, & The Remi Bader Fat-Shaming Drama

    Jun 16 2022

    Jordana starts today’s ep by debriefing the U Up? Live show in the cleaner, smaller New York—AKA Boston. Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are all going to the LA show next week, which will be the first time Aleen’s been to SoCal since her choker-wearing days. Obvi they can’t mention LA without a convo on the Kardashians, and how Kim K broke the Marilyn Monroe dress (yikes). They then talk about another LA star Justin Bieber, and his very scary facial paralysis. Next is a discussion of J.Lo’s new movie H...more

  • Julia Haart’s Interesting Sex Life, Prince Louis The Troublemaker, & Pete Davidson Plays Parent

    Jun 09 2022

    Time has indeed passed, the clock continues to tick—AKA Jordana, Aleen, and Sami don’t have a ton of updates from the last time we all chatted. So, onto pop culture we go. Sami starts off by debriefing Julia Haart’s new book (re: the My Unorthodox Life star), and there’s a lot to discuss. No, it’s not PG, and Aleen even spits out her coffee after hearing one of the sex stories—you’ll def want to tune in. Back to PG programming, they segue onto celeb kids and discuss celeb parenting styles—think ...more

  • Debriefing The Johnny & Amber Trial Verdict, The Top Gun Craze, & Celebs You Never Knew Were Scientologists

    Jun 02 2022

    You’ll never guess which celebs Sami met in Italy. Now that you’re v curious, tune in to hear Sami share all the detes with Jordana and Aleen about her Italian adventure (including overhearing a couple’s argument—everyone loves an eavesdrop moment). And speaking of celebs and…um…arguments, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen go over the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial verdict. A lot to break down. Then a quick chat about the new Top Gun movie, Tom Cruise, and naturally, Scientology, before sharing some u...more

  • Kourtney & Travis’s Wedding Spectacle, Khloe & Tristan’s Relationship Woes, & TV’s Hottest Crime Shows

    May 26 2022

    This week in the life of Betches: Aleen had her first house pool party (a saxophone was indeed brought out), Jordana’s getting a massage, and Sami’s actually in Italy right now with her mom (jealous). Of course, you can’t bring up Italy without diving into the spectacle that was Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s wedding. Jordana and Aleen discuss all the detes, before having a quick chat about sister Khloe and Tristan Thompson. Should Khloe keep defending him? They wrap up the ep with some...more

  • Live From The Betches Empower Hour

    May 22 2022

    On this special bonus episode of the @Betches podcast, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen join moderator Ann Shoket (author and former editor-in-chief of Seventeen Magazine) live on stage from the WHH Empower Hour, presented by Heineken 0.0. They start with a conversation about the new definition of “work-life balance” and why it has become such a moving target. Plus, they offer some negotiating tips related to Jordana’s favorite topic, dating. Is finding the right job (and setting expectations) the same ...more

  • So Kourtney & Travis Got Married, The Never-Ending Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Chaos, & The RHOBH Receipt Drama Unpacked

    May 19 2022

    About last night… It was the Heineken 0.0 Empower Hour networking event, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana hosted with a *fab* q & a session. Jordana killed it last night, but she reminisces on some socially awkward encounters she’s had with fans (re: Jordana was the awkward one), before they dive into pop culture. First up is a debrief of Kourtney and Travis’s wedding, before going over the never-ending Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Much to discuss. They wrap up with a *sort of* quick chat ...more

  • RHOBH Came In Hot, Is Kim K A Controlling GF?, & Piping Hot Royal Tea

    May 12 2022

    Jordana is traveling (no, she’s not on the struggle bus again) but Sami and Aleen are here to give the ~411~ on all things pop culture. First off, Sami spills some more *piping* hot tea about the royal family, via The Palace Papers book she’s reading. Did you know Kate Middleton basically followed Prince William to school? Then onto the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ latest episode, where Sami and Aleen debrief it all: Dorit’s robbery, Erika’s lawsuits, and Sutton’s odd behavior. They wrap up...more

  • Was Carrie The City & Samantha The Sex? WTF Were Those Met Gala Looks? Is Kim K Really A Businesswoman?

    May 05 2022

    Before diving into life updates, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana discuss the major update that will affect all of our lives—the Roe v. Wade news. Be sure to tune into the Betches Sup for more resources and updates. Jordana then recaps her time on the struggle bus (à la U Up? Podcast and Pizza Hut), Sami explains how she’s been bamboozled out of her home office, and Aleen shares her furniture-ordering struggle. Re: pop culture, there’s a lot of sh*t to discuss. On the sched: Kim Cattrall’s tell-all inte...more

  • Prince William’s Sassy Tendencies, Olivia Wilde Gets Served Onstage, Blac Chyna's And Johnny Depp's Court "News"

    Apr 28 2022

    Sami and Aleen are here to hold down the fort, while Jordana’s on the struggle bus. No literally, as we speak Jordana’s on the Pizza Hut Struggle Bus doing a live U Up? show with co-host Jared Freid—tune in for more info. And across the pond, the royals are on a more metaphorical struggle bus. Sami’s been reading Tina Brown’s new book, and she spills some royal tea about the monarchy, mistresses, and young Prince William’s antics. They then debrief the Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis custody sit...more

  • Coachella’s A Mess, The A$AP & Rihanna Cheating Rumor, & Blac Chyna VS The Kardashians

    Apr 21 2022

    Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are all here this week, but the latter two are tuning in from Miami. Why, might you ask? For Faux Pas of course! They’re bringing the goods to the sunshine state, and if you want them in your area then just ask (no literally, go to your local liquor store and ask them to carry Faux Pas). Now that we’ve addressed the cocktail, onto the main course: pop culture. First up is Coachella, and they share some personal desert experiences before diving into this year’s festival (...more

  • Britney’s Surprise Pregnancy, Bennifer’s Re-engangement, & Faux Pas BTS

    Apr 14 2022

    The betches are back (all three this time) and they’ve got an exciting announcement: meet Faux Pas, the *delicious* canned cocktail (made by yours truly). Sami, Aleen, and Jordana give all the BTS info on their latest endeavor, including the inspo behind the beverage, all the different flavors, and how you can get ’em. Tune in for the tea—actually scratch that, tune in for the cocktail. Then onto pop cultah (as they say). You’ll need a drink for this one, ’cause there’s a lot going on. Britney S...more

  • Kravis Kind Of Got Married, Erika Jayne’s In Deep Sh*t, & Thoughts On “The Girl From Plainville”

    Apr 07 2022

    Jordana is moving apartments today (again?) but Aleen and Sami are holding down the @ Betches fort. Sami starts off by sharing a Twitter thread (we know she loves her threads) about kids tuning into supernatural abilities—like ghost stuff. In other words, just a regular Thursday morning convo. After Aleen gets too freaked out, they dive into celeb news: Kourtney and Travis got married (sort of) and Erika Jayne has been named in her ex-husband’s lawsuit (much to debrief). Then onto TV drama: they...more

  • The Famous Oscars Slap, Meghan Markle’s New Podcast, & The Baldwin's 7th Kid

    Mar 31 2022

    After much jet-setting, the gang’s finally all here. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are ready to dig into the sh*t show that is pop culture, but first, a recap of that jet-setting. Jordana just got back from her ~trip of a lifetime~ honeymoon, which included skydiving in Dubai (yes, she was terrified). Jordana, Aleen, and Sami then dive (so much diving today) into all the latest in celeb drama. First up is Meghan Markle’s new female-focused podcast, Archetypes. They have a couple q’s—why is Meghan’s v...more

  • RHONY Is Back In Town, Should Pete & Kim Have A Kid?, & The New Movie You 100% Have To See

    Mar 24 2022

    Today’s episode begins in a dream—no literally, Aleen shares a very *unique* dream she had the other night including Succession, Gumby, and a coffee date (she and Sami ofc debrief). Then onto *real* pop culture news that feels like a dream: RHONY is renewed with a part new cast/part OG cast. Can’t you just feel the drama brewing already? Then onto the world of Kardadshians. Pete’s mom wants him to have a baby with Kim, Britney Spears doesn’t know who Pete is, & Kylie Jenner is undoing her so...more

  • Pete & Kanye Text Chain, Kim’s Latest Fumble, And Katie & Tom’s Divorce

    Mar 17 2022

    On today’s ep, Aleen’s joining from Florida, Sami’s back from Switzerland but is tuning in from LA, and Jordana’s out on her honeymoon. It’s like a game of traveling musical chairs over here (and we’re v jealous). They start on Sami’s current coast, and dive into Vanderpump Rules’ Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz getting divorced. They pose the q we’re all wondering—how much of Katie and Tom’s relationship was just for TV? Speaking of chaotic (& LA based) families, Sami recaps the *insane* Pet...more

  • Euphoria BTS Drama, The Kardashian’s Latest Qualms, & Elizabeth Holmes’ Wild Tale

    Mar 10 2022

    Jordana and Aleen are holding down the fort this week while Sami skis in Gstaad (say that 10x fast). In more jetset news, Jordana’s leaving for her honeymoon tomorrow (to Sri Lanka & the Maldives—a dream) and Aleen’s taking baby Mila to Naples for the first time (the Florida one, to be clear). But first, a quick trip to pop culturedom. On today’s itinerary: Euphoria’s BTS drama rivals that of on-screen, Amy Schumer accidentally reveals Michael Cera has a baby (oopsies), and RHONJ has a *fab*...more

  • Euphoria’s Underwhelming End, The TikTok Dancing Cult, & A Real Housewives Recast

    Mar 03 2022

    Jordana’s out on a ~secret mission~ today (stay tuned for the big reveal next month), but Sami & Aleen are here and ready to clown around. They were all at their friend’s wedding this past weekend, and Aleen did some bragging about a certain Marvel (& Gossip Girl) actor who’s coming on the Betches’ U Up? podcast next week. Tune in for the tea. On the subject of acting, Sami & Aleen dive into all things Euphoria. While they have some mixed opinions about the szn finale (that serenade ...more

  • Britney’s Huge Book Deal, Julia Haart’s Downfall, & Euphoria’s Unrealistic Play

    Feb 24 2022

    Last week Jordana and Aleen got drinks (& got blackout), and the week before Jordana and Sami did the same. Enter a *brilliant* new concept: socializing (& drinking) with friends should be considered a hobby. They come to you, dear audience, for name ideas for this revolutionary hobby (send us your recs). And as friends do, the trio gets sidetracked with an impromptu HBO show rating—Sopranos is obvi at the top, but there’s some debate about 2nd & 3rd place. Then onto another star at ...more

  • Kanye’s On One (Again), Inventing Anna Is Cray, & Josh Safdie’s Muse

    Feb 17 2022

    This week, Aleen, Jordana & Sami are in the hot seat (no literally, they’re in person at the studio and it’s warm AF in there). They start off with some *high*ly interesting updates—yes, we’re talking about edibles. For one of our hosts, edibles are like skiing—she forgets that she doesn’t like it so she keeps trying, but it’s always a miss. The brilliant solution? Have a drink instead! Speaking of…um…weed, Snoop Dogg & all of the other nostalgic stars killed that half time show (Aleen w...more

  • Tinder Swindler’s Absurdity, Kardashian’s Never-Ending Drama, & AJLT’s Disappointing Finale

    Feb 11 2022

    Howdy y’all! Sami and Jordana are dashing off to Nashville right after this episode, and yes, Aleen is ofc jealous. Sami wishes she could pack her chess board (oh so relatable), but luckily Jordana’s bringing a deck of Monopoly Deal—watch out, Nashville! But before they jet off, Sami and Jordana discuss, well, a literal jet. Yup, they’re talking about Netflix’s Tinder Swindler and all of its absurdities. The private jets, the loans, and the obsessive love bombing. If you’re like Aleen and haven’...more

  • RiRi’s Having A Baby, Wordle Still Reigns, & Euphoria’s Mystery Child

    Feb 04 2022

    And just like that, Sami sadly has Covid. Luckily she’s feeling ok and spills the tea on her bougie (but also very handy) new rapid test machine. Or, as Jordana calls it, the Soho House of rapid tests. Trust us, you’re gonna want to listen in to learn more (only downside—no, it’s not bedazzled, but yes, Jordana and Aleen asked). Moving along, pop culture princess Rihanna announced her pregnancy this week and they reminisce about her greatest hits. Pon de Replay, Umbrella…oh, the good ole days. T...more

  • Wordle Takes Over, Kathy Hilton’s A Bad Aunt, & WTF Is With HBO & Penises

    Jan 27 2022

    And the Wordle of the day is…Yup, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are just as obsessed with the online word guessing game as you are. In fact, playing Wordle was Jordana’s highlight of the week, according to Aleen time simply ceases to exist when playing the game, and Sami claims that it’s unifying America right now. It’s just that good. Sami even spills the detes on her mom’s sneaky guessing trick (no spoilers, listen and find out). On to less unifying topics, they dive into Kyle and Amanda’s Summer H...more

  • Kanye Is Coming For Pete, Carrie Bradshaw’s Latest Antics, & Yellowjackets Season Finale

    Jan 20 2022

    Meribel, Courchevel, après ski, oh my! Sami starts off this week’s episode by telling Jordana and Aleen all about her luxurious European ski adventures—yes, matching Fila tracksuits were of course involved. We love a good matching moment, which also inspired Sami’s upcoming nap dress themed birthday party—save the date for April, everyone. Then they attempt to dissect all the Kim and Kanye drama, as Kim apparently didn’t invite Kanye to their daughter Chicago’s fourth birthday party, so Kanye po...more

  • MGK & Megan Drank Their Blood, ‘Euphoria’ Teens Are Unhinged, & ‘Don’t Look Up’ Causes A Slight Existential Crisis

    Jan 13 2022

    Aleen and Jordana start this week’s ep by sharing their tales of partying hard re: their bff’s bachelorette party. Aleen asked Jordana to borrow a bronzer brush and was shocked at it’s, uh, messy state of being. They then dive into discussing another engagement, one with a bit more…blood. Yup, MGK and Megan Fox actually drank each other’s blood after their engagement. Anywho, recovering from how strange that is, they get into a wild relationship of the familial sort—Jamie Lynn Spears has spoken ...more

  • Tristan Cheats On Khloe, OMG That SATC Scene, And Our 2022 Predictions

    Jan 07 2022

    Are you a fan of puzzles? So is Jordana. She kicks off this week’s episode sharing her love of literal puzzles (the 1,000 piece kind to be exact), which leads into Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talking about a truly puzzling topic—how tf could Tristan Thompson cheat on Khloe K yet again, and have a kid with another woman?! The conversation then shifts to another woman who seems to always choose the wrong men. Yes, we’re talking about Carrie Bradshaw. They discuss how the latest installment of And Jus...more

  • And That’s A F*cking Wrap: Hot Pop Culture Takes of 2021

    Dec 23 2021

    Following last week’s v controversial debate, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana revisit the og Sex and the City TV show. Yes, it really is as good as you remember and no, it’s actually not cheesy. The trio then get into an ultimate recap of 2021 and discuss all the important things. You know, best Bravo moments of the year—Erika Jayne or Jen Shah?—whether or not Squid Game deserves the spot of top TV show, and was Olivia Rodrigo’s Drivers License song really that big of a deal—or are we just millennials?...more

  • And Just Like That… She Should Have Called 911

    Dec 16 2021

    The Betches annual holiday party just ended so Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are recapping it all, including who the real MVP was this year (the open bar, obviously). Then they dive into a SPOILER-filled recap of the wild Succession season finale (boo souls). Should we have seen that betrayal coming all season? Plus, they debate where things go from here for the Roy siblings. Finally, they talk all about the Sex and the City reboot, including that shocking (and frustrating) cliffhanger to end the pre...more

  • The One Where Aleen Returns

    Dec 09 2021

    Aleen is finally back on the podcast, so she’s catching Sami and Jordana up on everything we’ve missed while she was on maternity leave. They talk about going back to work, binging True Blood during downtime, and living in a (potentially) haunted house. Next, they recap last night’s huge U Up? Live Show, including Jordana’s take on what made it the best one ever. Then they dive into all the latest trending TV shows, starting with the best new comedy of the year (The Sex Lives of College Girls) a...more

  • Chaos At Jordana’s Wedding

    Dec 02 2021

    Jordana is back from her wedding and she’s recapping all the juiciest details with Sami. They talk about family drama, what she’d do differently, and the moment it turned into their own version of Fyre Festival. This leads to a conversation about intergenerational stability, and why it’s so valuable to find a supportive and stable partner. Next, they talk about their Thanksgiving weekend, including why Jordana (the tree expert) decided not to get a Christmas tree this year. They also discuss the...more

  • Is Cranberry Sauce Overrated?

    Nov 25 2021

    Sami is back from Jordana’s wedding and she’s joined by Sean Kilby to share some highlights from the weekend. They start with details about rain on the wedding day, and Sami gives us an update on her embryo freezing process. Next, they preview their Thanksgiving holidays, which leads to a debate about the most overrated Thanksgiving dish and the best dessert at the table. They also offer a retraction from last week’s conversation about Paris Hilton’s wedding (now that we’ve seen Paris and her hu...more

  • Is ‘All Too Well’ Taylor’s Creative Peak?

    Nov 18 2021

    It’s only a few hours until Jordana’s wedding arrives, so she and Sami talk about the last minute anticipation (and tell us how you actually get a wedding dress on a plane). Then they react to Britney’s conservatorship coming to an end and talk about what’s next for her now that she’s finally free. They discuss Paris Hilton’s over-the-top wedding this past weekend, including whether or not she used her now-husband as a prop. Next, they talk about Taylor Swift dominating the conversation this wee...more

  • Is It Sexist To Call Someone A Bridezilla?

    Nov 11 2021

    With so much to discuss this week, Sami and Jordana dive into a conversation about last-minute wedding worries and the concept of a Bridezilla. This leads to a debate about different standards for male and female executives and the consequences they face, especially in the case of Barstool Sports. Then they play a game of ‘Bridezilla Wrangler’ with Sami serving as Jordana’s advisor for wedding-related drama and stress. They also talk about the exciting news that our own Jared Freid will be on th...more

  • What Really Happened Between Zayn And Yolanda?

    Nov 04 2021

    This week, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a conversation about the last few bits of planning before Jordana’s destination wedding. Plus, Jordana tells us what it feels like to not have the urge to constantly spend money. Then they talk about Pete Davidson and Kim K going on three dates (and counting) this week, as they speculate about how they started seeing each other. They also debate the source of Pete’s romantic appeal to so many high-profile celebs. Next, they react to Zayn Malik ple...more

  • What’s The Perfect Halloween Party?

    Oct 28 2021

    Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Halloween plans and a conversation about what the ideal Halloween weekend looks like. Then they dive into a discussion of the fatal shooting this week involving Alec Baldwin. How does something like this still happen on a movie set, and what will the consequences be? Next, they talk about their latest TV obsessions, including a review of the new season of You and a recap of the season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm. At 33:00 they review t...more

  • Having Kids, Kourtney’s Engagement & Succession Is Back

    Oct 21 2021

    This week’s episode starts with a recap of Sami and Jordana’s visit to Watch What Happens Live, and a conversation about knowing you’re ready to have children. Plus, they discuss how many kids is the right number for you, and the fears that come along with starting a family. They talk about Kourtney Kardashian getting engaged to Travis Barker over the weekend, with a prediction for how long it will last. They also talk about Lala Kent reportedly splitting from her fiancé just a few months after ...more

  • Is Squid Game Worth The Hype?

    Oct 14 2021

    Sami and Jordana start the show with a conversation about the growing interest in streaming TV shows (in comparison to movies and pop music). They also talk about the upcoming release of Adele’s new album, and debate whether or not her best songs are superior to Taylor Swift’s. Then at around 18:30 they dive into a SPOILER FILLED debate about the success of the hit Netflix series Squid Game. Why is everyone so obsessed with this show, and what does it say about us that we can’t stop talking abou...more

  • Why Was The Sopranos Movie So Bad?

    Oct 07 2021

    Jordana and Sami start the week with a conversation about getting your marriage license and feeling secure in a relationship. They make an exciting announcement about an upcoming visit to Watch What Happens Live (it involves some bartending duties) before recapping the season finale of RHOBH. Then they talk all about the day Instagram and Facebook went down this week, and break down the problems with how the social media company operates. Next, they explain the details behind the “Who Is The Bad...more

  • Bye Jamie Spears!

    Sep 30 2021

    Sami and Jordana are back this week and they kick off the episode with some catching up about Jordana’s upcoming wedding! After that, they go over all the updates from Britney’s conservatorship hearing last night, and what it means for her future that her father has been suspended as her conservator. They then get into some House Wives topics, touching on RHOBH and RHOSC (~25-38 minutes). They end the episode with a game called Isn’t She Lucky 13, where they celebrate the end of Britney’s 13-yea...more

  • Why The Media Can’t Stop Talking About Gabby Petito

    Sep 23 2021

    Jordana and Sami kick off this week’s episode with a recap of the latest RHOBH episode and breakdown all the drama from the hotel dinner (skip to ~30 mins in for the end of the RHOBH talk). Then, they get into two huge true crime cases that everyone seems to be talking about these days. They start with the Gabrielle Petito saga, and try to figure out why everyone has become so obsessed with it in the past few weeks. Then, Sami walks us through the intricate story of the Murdaughs from South Caro...more

  • Abolish The Met Gala

    Sep 16 2021

    Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account. How will we cope without her cryptic updates?! Then, they jump over to The Met Gala and discuss whether the Gala should even exist in this day and age and what its purpose really is. To end the show, the...more

  • Is Jen Shah The Worst Person In Housewives History?

    Sep 09 2021

    Sami is back from her honeymoon and tells Jordana all about watching Bravo and scrolling Reddit while on vacation. They recap this week’s RHOBH with a reaction to Rinna’s insufferable behavior and Erika’s latest diversions. Then they discuss the first two minutes of the new RHOSLC season and what’s in store for Jen Shah. They also react to Scott Disick’s breakup from Amelia Hamlin, and update us on Britney’s dad filing a petition to end her conservatorship. How close is #FreeBritney to finally b...more

  • They Were On A Break! (And Other TV Debates)

    Sep 02 2021

    Jordana and her co-host-for-the-day Sean start with a conversation about the latest confrontation over Erika Jayne’s unwillingness to take responsibility. They dive into the latest Kanye West controversy, with an explanation of why his latest album release is embroiled in controversy. Is Kanye even relevant anymore, or are we just interested in the spectacle? Then it’s time for a spoiler-free debate about the success (and backlash to) the hit show Ted Lasso, and what liking that brand of comedy ...more

  • We Know Who The Next Jeopardy Host Should Be

    Aug 26 2021

    With Aleen and Sami out this week, Jordana is joined by Betches’ own Sean Kilby to discuss the Jeopardy scandal and revisit the White Lotus season finale. They start with a conversation about vacations (including Jordana’s recent trip to Greece) and update us on Aleen’s new baby. Then they dive into the Jeopardy hosting scandal, with a full breakdown of what led to the downfall of replacement host Mike Richards. Who should be the new host now that he’s out of the way? Next, they recap the finale...more

  • Is The J.Lo And Ben Fling A PR Stunt?

    Aug 19 2021

    It’s the topic Aleen, Sami, and Jordana have been waiting to discuss: are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez back together for publicity, or is the relationship real this time around? They dive into the latest headlines about the couple, and tell us what they think Ben’s real motivation is. They discuss some of the biggest celebrity couples that have come along since Bennifer broke up nearly 20 years ago. Plus, they tell us which celeb breakups hit them the hardest (we’re looking at you Justin and S...more

  • Who Knows Their Friend Best: Jordana vs. Aleen

    Aug 12 2021

    With the first Betches baby about to arrive, Aleen and Jordana take some time to reflect on their lifelong friendship. They start with a recap of this week’s RHOBH, including Sutton taking sides in the Erika drama, and Garcelle squaring off against Lisa Rinna. Then at 24:00 they dive into their two decades as best friends, with a reflection on their favorite memories throughout the years, and the changes that come with the arrival of your first child. Finally, they play a game called “Better Fri...more

  • Who Is The Most Out Of Touch Rich Person In America?

    Aug 05 2021

    Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back to talk about everything going on this week, starting with a conversation about the photos of Tom Girardi’s black eye. Do the pictures of his black eye earn him any sympathy, or does this feel like yet another ploy to gain public support? Then they dive into a recap of another great episode of RHOBH, complete with a breakdown of Erika’s latest confusing claims. They talk about the Frontier Airlines passenger who had to be duct taped to his seat. Plus, they discu...more

  • Why Are People Coming For Simone Biles?

    Jul 29 2021

    Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back and there’s a lot to cover this week, so they dive straight into a conversation about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez grabbing headlines. Is this just a coordinated publicity stunt or are they genuinely reconnecting? Next, they talk about Chrishell from Selling Sunset dating her boss Jason, and tell us why that show is so entertaining. Plus, they break down the car crash story Erika Jayne told on RHOBH this week and talk about Kyle’s bee attack. Then they give th...more

  • Is Erika Jayne Playing Us All?

    Jul 22 2021

    This week Jordana, Sami and Aleen are all back and start with a conversation about celebrity spotting in Los Angeles, including a story from Sami’s recent trip. They offer their reaction to Erika Jayne’s acting performance on RHOBH this week (complete with running mascara) and tell us what they think she should do to deal with the legal drama. Plus, they tell us how the other housewives are now involved in it all. Then they dive into a review of the new Netflix reality show “My Unorthodox Life” ...more

  • Are The Kourtney And Travis Engagement Rumors True?

    Jul 15 2021

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all together again this week, and start with a reaction to Scooter Braun splitting from his wife (with credit to Sami for a shockingly accurate prediction). They catch us up to speed on the latest #FreeBritney developments, including yesterday’s hearing and her new representation. Plus, they speculate about the nature of Britney’s relationship with her current boyfriend. Then they discuss the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker engagement rumors coming out of the we...more

  • Ranking The Real Housewives Scandals

    Jul 08 2021

    Jordana and Sami are back this week to talk all about the Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills. They start out by highlighting the biggest problems with RHONY this season, including the misery of revisiting 2020, and trying to get through a season with such a small cast. They also talk about the challenges RHOBH faces this season, especially with Erika Girardi skirting the subject of her legal troubles, and tell us what they think of the newest cast members. They reflect on The Hustler ...more

  • Jordana’s Bachelorette Recap

    Jul 01 2021

    This week, Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk all about Jordana’s bachelorette party this past weekend. First, they discuss a recent rumor regarding Scooter Braun and Erica Jane, which leads Jordana to share a story about meeting Scooter in person. They also talk about the RHOBH secrecy pact, how much the housewives protect each other, and who they hope will return to the show next season. Then they dive into the bachelorette weekend in Tahoe, with stories about how they ended up in that l...more

  • Is #FreeBritney Finally Happening?

    Jun 24 2021

    Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about all the latest developments in the #FreeBritney saga. They start with a preview of Jordana’s upcoming bachelorette party this weekend, including what they’ll be doing and who will be missing out. Then they dive into an explanation of how Britney came to be subject to this conservatorship, why it’s so f*cked up, and the reason it may finally be coming to an end. Is it time for Britney to finally be free of the conservatorship?...more

  • The Best And Worst of the Last Decade

    May 18 2021

    This week, it’s time for the final episode of season 1 of @Betches! To celebrate the finale, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen bring us The Betchies Awards, during which they take a look at the past ten years. They debate a series of categories to chose the lucky winners, covering everything from Betches milestones to overrated food fads to the most memorable viral moments of years past. After that, it’s time for the Dear Betches email for the week, where a listener writes about re-finding her own sense ...more

  • The Land Before iPhones

    May 11 2021

    This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to talk about the most impactful pop culture, technology, and media changes they experienced in their early years. They start off talking about just how different communication was back in college with Blackberries and BBM pings, and how annoying it was to not be able to turn off read receipts. They also discuss how complicated it was to invite people to parties back then, and how they would deal with the clean up afterwards by invoking the famed “Thr...more

  • These Are A Few Of Our Favorite Trips

    May 04 2021

    On this episode, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen go all into one of their favorite activities: Traveling. They start off with their study abroad experiences during college, and why Aleen couldn’t join them on their adventures. They reflect on the culture shock that they experienced at that age, and how it would later feed into the satirical content they would make at the very beginning of Betches. Then, they get into post-college trips and how different they were from their college era-travels, discuss...more

  • You Can’t Hide From Who You Are On A Podcast

    Apr 27 2021

    Today’s episode is all about how the Betches founders first got into podcasting, with stories of how Jordana, Sami and Aleen each came to host some of your favorite shows. They begin by listening to a brief clip of their very first podcast discussion way back in 2016 (spoiler: Rob and Blac Chyna were still relevant at the time). They reminisce on how Betch Slapped first got started, and what led them to launch a number of other podcasts including U Up?, Diet Starts Tomorrow, and more. They also ...more

  • So, How Did You Meet Your Husband?

    Apr 20 2021

    This week is all about how Sami, Jordana and Aleen each met their significant other. They start with the story of how Sami was first introduced to her husband Avi, and why it took so long for them to actually start dating after their first encounter. She tells us how they eventually got serious, decided to get engaged, and had a wedding ceremony in the exact same location where they first met. Aleen explains the way she found her husband Rusty (even though they technically went to high school to...more

  • Mistakes Were Made (In Our Twenties)

    Apr 13 2021

    Jordana, Sami, and Aleen start the fifth episode of the season exactly where we left off last time, with the story of Sami’s little-known *gasp* first engagement. She tells us all the details about how she ended up in Israel during her mid-twenties, almost fell into an orthodox lifestyle, and met the guy who would eventually become her ex-fiancé. They talk about how easy it is to feel lost in your twenties, and why we make decisions out of confusion and uncertainty. Aleen and Jordana share some ...more

  • Betches And The City

    Apr 06 2021

    In episode four of the new season, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are talking all about moving to New York City and what it was like being broke and single in their early twenties. They start with stories from their first apartments in the city, including their battles with cockroaches, gas leaks, and Murray Hill bros. They tell us about the pre-Tinder dating scene and recall in detail the moment dating apps took over (like literally, the actual day the swiping started). They also highlight some of the...more

  • How Did Betches Actually Come To Be?

    Mar 30 2021

    In episode three of the new season, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are talking all about the humble beginning of Betches. They explain what the social media landscape was like at the time, and how they went from an anonymous Twitter account to a bustling website that kept growing and growing. Then explain how they managed to monetize a company without ever raising any capital, and what the process of growing the business was like in the first few years. They talk about their ‘fake-it-till-you-make-it’...more

  • Why Was College More High School Than High School?

    Mar 23 2021

    Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back for episode two of the new season, and this week they’re talking all about their college days together. They tell us how they ended up going to the same school (it was a lot like an MLM recruitment) and why they each chose their majors. They talk about what dorm life was like, dating in college, and what led them to join a sorority together. They explain the sorority rush process, and why it felt more like high school than actual high school did. Plus, they expl...more

  • The Secret To Staying Friends For Life

    Mar 16 2021

    The Betches founders (and original Betch Slapped hosts) are back for episode one of this ten-episode season celebrating the tenth birthday of Betches Media. Aleen Dreksler, Sami Sage, and Jordana Abraham return to talk about the origin of their friendship (going all the way back to childhood) and some of their favorite memories together. From their earliest recollections of each other (guess whose screen name was CurlGurl) and how they met, to the time Aleen invited everyone over to make crepes ...more

  • Royally Shook

    Mar 10 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week and they start off with a few important announcements about Betches’ 10 year anniversary and what’s next for the podcast! Then they dive in to the topic that everyone has been talking about: Oprah’s interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They start with their expectations before watching and also breakdown all the notable moments from the interview and all the astonishing revelations. They go into Meghan’s journey into the family, her treatment by...more

  • Why Did We Even Watch The Golden Globes?

    Mar 03 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week with a breakdown of the Golden Globes, giving their impressions on the show in general and sharing thoughts on why this was the least-watched Globes in modern history. They also give their picks for best-dressed of the night. After that, they dive into the latest from Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, and how the internet reacted to their surprise baby announcement. They also get into a controversial joke from ‘Ginny & Georgia’ made at the expense of Taylor S...more

  • The Bachelor Drama That Just Keeps On Giving

    Feb 24 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off this week with another update from The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison drama and discuss Matt James’s statement on everything that has happened in the past few weeks and what the next steps could look like for the show. Then, they run through a few more Bachelor updates, including Clare and Dale apparently getting back together and a bizarre pairing involving Hannah Brown and Jed Wyatt. After that, they go into Kim and Kanye’s official divorce news and what’s next for t...more

  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison Problem

    Feb 17 2021

    This week, Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off with the drama engulfing Bachelor Nation: Chris Harrison’s insensitive comments that resulted in him temporarily stepping back from the show. They give a brief overview of everything that has gone down so far and then talk about implications and what the show’s future could look like. Then, they go into some Prince Harry’s and Meghan Markle’s baby announcement! They also discuss the couple’s upcoming tell-all interview with Oprah that has the rest of th...more

  • How Did The Weeknd Spend $7 Million On That Halftime Show?

    Feb 10 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week, and they start off with a recap of the biggest sports event of the year: the Super Bowl. They breakdown the mixed reactions to The Weeknd’s halftime show and the somewhat forgettable ads. They also give their picks for the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time. Then, they discuss the ‘Framing Britney Spears’ documentary and react to her treatment by the media throughout her career, the limited viewpoint of the documentary, and whether her conservator...more

  • Has J.Lo Really Never Had Work Done?

    Feb 03 2021

    This week Bari and Dana have a lot to say about 'Bachelor' drama and what happens when the biggest villains of the season are gone. Then they react to J. Lo saying she’s never had botox and the backlash that ensued. Do we really believe celebrities like her when they say they haven’t had work done? They talk about Kylie Jenner ignoring social gathering bans and throwing Stormi a third birthday party with family in attendance. With the Super Bowl right around the corner, they talk about The Weekn...more

  • Behind The Scenes Of Bling Empire Ft. Kane and Kevin

    Jan 27 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back and start with a breakdown of what’s going on between Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler, and a Southern Charm cast member. Plus, they explain what the cryptic IG post from Kristin and Jay was all about. Then they react to JoJo Siwa’s inspiring coming out video, how she deals with the haters, and why it’s valuable to her generation of followers. They also offer a reaction to the latest episode of Euphoria and why it stands out from the last one. Finally, Dylan and Bari ...more

  • Joe-Chella: Our Inauguration Review

    Jan 20 2021

    This week Dana, Bari, and Dylan start the show with a conversation about *gasp* living without internet in a pandemic. Then they tackle the biggest topic of the week: Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits after what seemed like a legitimate connection on the show. Did they break up because Clare was too focused on having children immediately? They also discuss the other biggest breakup of the week, with Ben Affleck splitting from Ana de Armas and throwing her cardboard c...more

  • I Couldn’t Help But Wonder… Will The SATC Revival Work?

    Jan 13 2021

    Bari, Dylan, and Dana are back and start with their immediate reaction to the Sex and the City revival coming to HBO Max. Will the show work without Kim Cattrall, or is it destined to disappoint? They talk about the rumors of Kim and Kanye’s impending divorce, and admit they should’ve seen this coming. Next, they discuss Armie Hammer’s DM scandal this week, telling us whether or not they think he’s a real-life cannibal. Plus, they explain what’s going on with Azealia Banks freaking everyone out ...more

  • Our 2021 Celeb Couple Predictions

    Jan 05 2021

    Bari, Dana, and Dylan return to talk about the biggest Hollywood couples of 2020 and what’s to come for celeb relationships in the new year. But first, they start with a reaction to the newest season of The Bachelor and whether or not a 21-year-old has any chance of winning. Next, they react to the new celeb power couple Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde, with details of where they were spotted and just how serious their relationship might be. They talk about some of the biggest breakups of the last...more

  • Why Do We Care So Much About Hilaria?

    Dec 29 2020

    This week, Dylan and Bari are joined by Danny Murphy, co-host of Betches’ “Not Another True Crime Podcast”, to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the scandal of Hilaria Baldwin’s fake Spanish branding. Next, they decide who won the Christmas day streaming battle between HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney+. Finally, they preview what will certainly be the weirdest New Year’s Eve of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...more

  • Which Celeb Had The Best Year During The Worst Year Ever?

    Dec 22 2020

    Bari, Dylan, and Kay kick off the show by looking back on their favorite pop culture moments of a year that still managed to have a lot going on. Next, they look ahead and discuss what they’re looking forward to in 2021. Later, they reveal their 2020 celeb superlatives, including favorite couple, favorite social media follow, which celeb had the best year, and more. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/slapped for 10% off your first...more

  • Is Evermore Better Than Folklore?

    Dec 15 2020

    This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their review of Taylor Swift’s surprise “Evermore” album and how it stacks up against “Folklore”. Next, they discuss what it must be like to be the first person in America to take the COVID vaccine, and whether or not they’re optimistic about 2021. Later, they give their reaction to Shawn Mendes addressing his frustrations over rumors about his sexuality. Finally, they break...more

  • Is It Time To Forgive Olivia Jade?

    Dec 08 2020

    This week, Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by recapping Olivia Jade’s appearance on “Red Table Talk”, breaking her long time silence about the college admission scandal. Next, they bring you a Kardashian roundup, after Christmas is canceled in Calabasas and Rob and Blac Chyna continue their legal disputes. Later, they discuss Warner Brothers’ decision to release all of their 2021 feature films on HBO Max, and what it might me...more

  • Are Stans Ruining Pop Culture For The Rest Of Us?

    Dec 01 2020

    This week, Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing if stan culture has gone too far after Selena Gomez fans got a joke about her edited out of “Saved By The Bell,” and Millie Bobby Brown deleted TikTok after an uncomfortable encounter with a fan. Next, they weigh in on whether or not Felicity Huffman deserves a second chance in showbiz after landing a new tv show right after being released from prison. Finally, they give ...more

  • Were Harry Styles and The Weeknd Snubbed By The Grammys?

    Nov 24 2020

    This week Kay, Dylan, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their reactions to the 2021 Grammy nominations, including who they’re surprised scored a nom and who got snubbed. Next, they discuss Twitter and Snapchat ripping off features from Instagram and TikTok. Finally, they rank Thanksgiving foods from best to worst as a preview of one of the weirdest holiday seasons of all time. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge o...more

  • Why Is Scooter Braun So Obsessed With Taylor Swift?

    Nov 17 2020

    This week Kay, Dylan, and Dana assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the complicated and seemingly petty $350 Million sale of Taylor Swift’s music catalog by Scooter Braun. Next, they help Kay recover from the rumors that Chris Evans and Aly Raisman might be dating. Later, they give their opinions on the internet’s reaction to Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue. Finally, they react to some of the newest music video relea...more

  • Is Larsa Pippen Spilling The Tea or Looking For Attention?

    Nov 10 2020

    This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin with the news that had all of New York City dancing in the street, as Joe Biden was declared President Elect over the weekend. Next, they reflect on the life and career of Alex Trebek and what his legacy means to them in the wake of his death. Later, they discuss the drama and fallout from Larsa Pippen’s Kardashian-tea-spilling podcast appearance. Finally, they share what they’ve been...more

  • Which Kardashian Party Violated The Most CDC Guidelines?

    Nov 03 2020

    This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their opinions on Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday on a private island and her bizarre hologram birthday gift from Kanye. Next, they discuss Kendall Jenner’s birthday/Halloween bash that has the world pretty pissed at the lack of social distancing guidelines. Finally, they rank which rappers surprised them the most with their last-minute political endorsements. Learn more abou...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 8: The Trumps & The Kushners

    Oct 30 2020

    @Betches presents the eighth and final installment of the limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. This week, we’ve finally arrived at the crown jewel of American nepotism: the Tru...more

  • Has 2020 Been A Great Year For Music?

    Oct 27 2020

    This week Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the concerning record-low ratings for the newest season of “The Bachelorette” and what could be the cause. Next, they give their thoughts on Arianna Grande’s new single “Positions” and whether or not 2020 has been a low-key great year for music. Finally, with the trailer drop for the “Saved By The Bell” reboot, they decide if they’re over streaming reboots and sequels a...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 7: The McCains & The Romneys

    Oct 22 2020

    @Betches presents the seventh installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. This week, we’re talking all about the families responsible for producing two re...more

  • Is Hocus Pocus The Greatest Halloween Movie Ever? Ft. Naomi Smalls

    Oct 20 2020

    This week Dylan Hafer, Sean Kilby, and Carlie Rice are back to debate the best movies to watch around Halloween time. They start the show with a news story about a cruise ship that may soon be overrun by influencers and Bitcoin bros. Next, they discuss Justin Bieber’s SNL performance and tell us what they think of his newest single. Plus, they weigh in on whether Billie Eillish’s sneakers are actually pink or green, explaining why it’s so hard to come to a consensus on this week’s biggest intern...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 6: The Walmart Family & The Koch Brothers

    Oct 16 2020

    @Betches presents the sixth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. This week, we’re talking all about two of the richest families in human history, t...more

  • Why TF Is Max Ehrich Crying On The Beach?

    Oct 13 2020

    This week Chris, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by revealing their feelings on the upcoming season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” in what promises to be one of the messiest seasons yet. Next, they talk about Max Ehrich’s pity party for one on the beach as his breakup with Demi Lovato continues to get weirder and weirder. Later, with the US planning to open travel to London, they discuss whether or not they’re ready to travel in...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 5: Fox News & The New York Times

    Oct 09 2020

    @Betches presents the fifth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. On this week’s episode, we’re talking all about the families behind two of the big...more

  • Leave (Get Out): A Message To COVID ft. JoJo

    Oct 06 2020

    This week Dylan, Alicia and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing President Trump’s Covid 19 diagnosis and the outbreak in the White House. Later they recap the return of SNL and whether or not political humor is as funny when things in America are not so great. Finally, pop music icon JoJo joins the show to talk about her new life as a vegan, how she’s surviving quarantine, and her new official campaign song for the Biden/Harris ...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 4: The Kennedy Family

    Oct 02 2020

    @Betches presents the fourth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. On this week’s episode, Alicia guides us through the lineage of another one of th...more

  • WTF Is Going On With Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich?

    Sep 29 2020

    This week Dana, Carlie and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the convoluted Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich cancelled engagement. Next they discuss whether it’s time for Americans to de-stigmatize the idea of moving back home with your parents as an adult. Later they discuss tonight’s upcoming Presidential debate and whether people will be watching for the issues or the insults.  Framebridge: ...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 3: The Bush Family

    Sep 25 2020

    @Betches presents the third installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. On this week’s episode, Bryan leads us through the family history of one of the mo...more

  • Is Halloween Canceled?

    Sep 22 2020

    This week Dana, Bari, and Mike assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing their thoughts on the first ever virtual Emmy Awards and what this may mean for award shows in the future. Next, they break down Ellen DeGeneres’ monologue apology for accusations of a toxic workplace and whether or not she actually meant it. Finally, they discuss the CDC’s new guidelines for Halloween and whether or not the holiday is cancelled this year. Curology: Ge...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 2: Hollywood

    Sep 18 2020

    @Betches presents the second installment of this 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. On this week’s episode, our hosts are talking about two of the most storied fami...more

  • Paris Hilton Has A F*cked Up Past

    Sep 15 2020

    This week Dylan, Bari and Bryan assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing JK Rowling doubling down on her transphobic views in her new book. Next they decide whether or not it’s irresponsible for ABC to have Carole Baskin as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”. Later they give their thoughts on what could be next for the Kardashians after the cancellation of KUWTK. Finally they present their revelations from the new Paris Hilton docume...more

  • Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 1: Influencers

    Sep 12 2020

    @Betches presents an 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead. On this week’s episode, our hosts are talking about influencers. First, Bryan examines the rise of Cara Dele...more

  • A Gender Reveal Party Set California On Fire

    Sep 08 2020

    This week Dylan, Dana, and Sara return after the holiday (only a little hungover) to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world this week. They begin by breaking down the gender reveal party that started a blazing California wildfire, and whether it’s time to move on from the reveal trend altogether. Next, they discuss the story of a college professor who canceled herself after revealing that she has secretly been pretending to be African American for much of her life. Finally, they ...more

  • Why Is Everyone Suddenly Obsessed With Selling Sunset? Ft. Heather Rae Young

    Sep 01 2020

    This week Chris, Dana, and Mike return to break down everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by paying tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman and breaking down his long-lasting cultural impact. Next, they discuss whether Adele is guilty of cultural appropriation after her Carnival outfit went viral. Then, they talk about the difficulties around making new friends during the pandemic. Finally, Chris is joined by Heather from "Selling Sunset" to discuss California real estate, h...more

  • Kimberly Guilfoyle: Republican Disney Villain

    Aug 25 2020

    This week Dylan, Amanda and Chris return to break down all the drama and beef from the world of social media this week. They begin by illustrating the unappetizing viral quarantine meals being served to NYU students now that school is back in session. Next they discuss the viral think pieces circulating the internet claiming that “New York Is Dead” and whether or not it’s an overreaction. Later they share their favorite moments from Kimberly Guilfoyle’s viral, colorful, frightening RNC speech. F...more

  • Go Back To College They Said, It’ll Be Safe They Said

    Aug 18 2020

    Kay Brown, Sean Kilby and Taylor Jackson are back together and start with a conversation about vacationing in a pandemic. They talk about the challenges of getting on a plane right now, the joys of all-inclusive living, and how to relax when you still have to social distance from everyone. Next, they discuss the latest reports from the set of The Bachelorette and share their best theories on what’s really happening. Then they talk about college students returning to campuses across the country, ...more

  • Is “WAP” The First Summer Hit Of 2020?

    Aug 11 2020

    This week Dana, Bari, and Mike are back to spill the tea on everything happening on the internet this week. They begin by reviewing Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion’s new song “WAP” and whether or not it’s the first smash hit of summer 2020. Next they discuss a Georgia high school student’s suspension from school after posting pictures of social distancing violations that went viral. Finally they discuss the phenomenon of quarantine envy and whether or not they are guilty of it themselves. Learn...more

  • How Do You Stay Creative During Quarantine? Ft. Sabrina Carpenter

    Aug 04 2020

    Dylan, Dana and Chris are back despite a HURRICANE to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by getting to the bottom of the current scam being run on TikTok by President Trump as he threatens to ban the app unless it’s bought by a US company. Next they discuss the reveal of Tayshia as the new “Bachelorette” after Clare’s surprise engagement. Later they break down the new details in the workplace investigation of the “Ellen” show. Finally they are joine...more

  • Can Taylor Swift’s New Album Save 2020?

    Jul 28 2020

    This week Dylan, Bryan and Carlie join forces to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by reviewing the surprise Taylor Swift album “Folklore”, and decide what their favorite songs are and where it ranks compared to Taylor’s other albums. Next they break down the news of an internal investigation into misconduct at “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”. Later they give an update on all the celebrities who spent their week disregarding quarantine. Finally they discuss group...more

  • Mental Illness Doesn’t Care If You’re Famous

    Jul 21 2020

    This week Chris, Dana, and Bari get together to recap everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by talking about Kanye West’s most recent Twitter meltdown and whether or not it’s time to start worrying about him. Next they give their thoughts on the extremely volatile Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce trial. Finally they discuss TikTok houses and what creators will do if the platform is outlawed in the U.S.Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental heal...more

  • Has Disney World Lost Its F*cking Mind?

    Jul 14 2020

    This week Kay, Sara and Amanda are back to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing Disney World re-opening despite rising covid numbers in Florida. Next they break down the Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith red table talk entanglement drama. Later they give all the details on the looming possibility of Tik Tok becoming outlawed in the US. Finally they dissect the conspiracy theory circulating that Wayfair is involved in a human trafficking ring, and whet...more

  • Please Don’t Vote For Kanye West

    Jul 07 2020

    This week Sara, Dylan and Alicia shake off their holiday hangover to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the weirdest 4th of July ever and why this year feels different than the holiday has in the past. Next they discuss Kanye West’s announcement that he’s running for president of the United States and whether or not it’s just a publicity stunt. Later they break down the new criticism against “Hamilton” and whether or not it’s justified. Finally ...more

  • Kim Kardashian Is A Fake Billionaire Just Like Kylie

    Jun 30 2020

    This week Dylan, Dana, and Mike break down everything happening in the world of pop culture from a safe social distance. They start by discussing Chase Rice’s mask-less concert in Tennessee and why so much of the country refuses to wear masks out in public during a pandemic. Next they give you a big time Kardashian update including Kim’s fake billion dollar net worth, YZY joining forces with The Gap, and Rob Kardashian…..being "back." Finally they discuss the upcoming “Hamilton” release on Disne...more

  • Defund The Fireworks

    Jun 23 2020

    Kay, Amanda and Sara return to update you on everything happening in post-COVID America. Wait, COVID isn't over? Someone should tell America. They start by breaking down how President Trump’s Oklahoma rally got monumentally trolled by Tik Tok users and K Pop fans. Next they try to get to the bottom of where all of these damn fireworks in major cities in the US are coming from. Later they explain the recent sexual assault allegations against a number of male celebrities. Finally they discuss the ...more

  • Why Can’t Celebrities Just Stop Talking?

    Jun 16 2020

    This week Chris Burns, Dylan Hafer and Dana Samuel join forces to update you on everything happening in the world of pop culture and social media. They begin by discussing the casting of the first Black Bachelor and the current lack of diversity in reality television. Next they discuss the tragically cringe worthy celebrity “I Take Responsibility” video and whether or not celebs are actually helping right now. Finally they discuss whether or not it should become common practice for co-workers to...more

  • A Message From @Betches

    Jun 09 2020

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  • Sh*t You Need To Stop Saying To Black Women

    Jun 03 2020

    This week Kay Brown, Dana Samuel, and Amanda Duberman try to make sense of the current American social climate and speak frankly about the events that led us here (namely, four centuries of racism)... They begin by sharing their own feelings about the nationwide protests against police brutality and the social injustice against the black community. Kay and Dana discuss navigating their identities as biracial women and share their own experiences dealing with both covert and overt racism in their...more

  • Khloe Kardashian Faces Off With The Internet

    May 26 2020

    This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Mike Coscarelli break down everything trending on social media right now. They begin by discussing Khloe Kardashian’s new face and whether or not it was fair for the entire internet to laugh at it. Next they dive into the Doja Cat incel chat room controversy and try to figure out what exactly is going on. Later they decide if Instagram was the right place for Lana Del Rey to take out her frustration on Beyonce, Arianna Grande and other female artists who...more

  • Even Ryan Seacrest Is Bored With American Idol

    May 19 2020

    This week our hosts Kay Brown, Sean Kilby, and Taylor Jackson start the show with a dating dilemma for one of our hosts. Next, they discuss former Bachelorette Hannah B’s weak apology after saying the N-word on IG Live. Could this be the end of her career as we know it? Then they tell us why Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber are feuding with Tekashi 6ix9ine while he’s under house arrest. Plus, they react to the public concern about Ryan Seacrest’s health after a strange moment during the American ...more

  • Chrissy Teigen Served Up Some Beef On Twitter

    May 12 2020

    This week Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Bari Rosenfeld interrupt their quarantine to bring you content! They begin by discussing Chrissy Teigen’s short lived Twitter break and weekend beef with Alison Roman. Next they give their opinions on whether or not Instagram has actually gotten better and less toxic since everyone’s been in quarantine. Then they decide whether or not they would attend an invite only quarantine party after the reports that an NYC hotspot threw one for its VIPs. Fina...more

  • How Hard Is It To Keep It In Your Pants? Ft. David Birtwistle

    May 05 2020

    This week our hosts Kay Brown, Dylan Hafer, and Chris Burns have tons of pop culture news to discuss, starting with an update on Kristin Cavallari’s divorce turning ugly. Next, they discuss the announcement that a new Twilight book is coming this summer. Then they talk about the surprise casting choice of Nic Cage as Joe Exotic in a TV adaptation of the Tiger King story. They update us on the status of Clare’s season of The Bachelorette, and tell us whether or not it’s ever going to happen. Plus...more

  • We Were There For The Real Story Behind Bad Education

    Apr 28 2020

    The OG Betches crew is back! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen return to @Betches to talk about an incredible true story from their high school days. But first they start the show with a conversation about Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announcing they’re getting divorced after 10 years together. Is this headed for an ugly battle? Then they move onto the main event: their reaction to the brand new HBO movie Bad Education, which is all about an embezzlement scandal that took place during their own high ...more

  • Are We Tired of Zoom Concerts?

    Apr 21 2020

    This week your hosts Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Taylor Jackson judge all the quarantine content being produced for people during the social distancing era. The begin by analyzing the rumors of a potential One Direction reunion. Next they give their opinions on the “Together At Home” concert and whether or not they’re tired of zoom quality programming. Finally they give a full breakdown of Netflix’s latest reality hit “Too Hot To Handle”.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...more

  • Celebs Are Fu**ing Up

    Apr 14 2020

    This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Kay Brown dish on all the hottest quarantine gossip. They begin by discussing celebs f**cking up including Justin Bieber taking a moment to think about all the poor people watching his livestream, and Tori Spelling charging for a virtual meet and greet. Next they discuss SNL’s at home zoom prime time show and whether or not they pulled it off. Finally they discuss the premiere of the new “Listen To Your Heart” show and whether or not it’ll be any good. L...more

  • Do I Need To Be Productive During Quarantine?

    Apr 07 2020

    This week Aleen, Dylan and Bari discuss influencer culture in the time of quarantine breaking down their opinions on the differences between Arielle Charnas and Kristin Cavallari’s content, and whether or not they are promoting responsible behavior in the time of a pandemic. Next they discuss whether Quibi’s 10-minute mobile content has staying power in a world of a million streaming services. Finally they discuss whether or not people should be putting pressure on themselves to be extremely pro...more

  • Tiger King Is The Only Thing Keeping Us Sane

    Mar 31 2020

    On this week’s @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Dylan Hafer, and Sara Levine talk about the recent backlash to celebrity culture during quarantine and discuss whether or not the hate will last when things go back to normal. Plus, they share some of the most egregious celebrity posts and ask why the vitriol has gotten so much stronger this week. Then it’s time for the latest edition of Betchflix with a reaction to the show everyone is talking about, Tiger King. They rank the worst villains on the s...more

  • Who Leaked The Kanye/ Taylor Phone Call?

    Mar 24 2020

    This week Betches Co-Founder Sami Fishbein is joined by the man with all the tea, Enty Lawyer. They begin by discussing the release of the entirety of the infamous Kanye West/ Taylor Swift phone call and who could have possibly leaked it. Next they attempt to get to the bottom of why it’s been so easy for some celebs to get a Coronavirus test. Later they talk about which shows and movies are halting production and whether or not we can expect to see them come back at all. Finally, fresh off the ...more

  • Quarantine Chronicles

    Mar 17 2020

    This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Chris Burns, and Sara Levine tell us how they’re staying sane during this moment of social distancing. They talk about the series of events last week that lead people to starting taking the crisis seriously, including Tom Hanks getting diagnosed. Next, they discuss the impact of restaurants, movie theaters, and other businesses closing, and talk about the announcement that the Met Gala is now postponed. Plus, they rank the cringiest celebrity coronavir...more

  • Corona Is Headlining Coachella This Year

    Mar 10 2020

    This week your hosts Dylan Hafer, Nicole Pellegrino and Chris Burns begin the show by discussing Coronavirus shutting down Coachella, and major sporting events. Next they try to pin down the latest updates surrounding possible fugitive, Amanda Bynes. Next they discuss Megan Thee Stallion suing her former record label to get out of a terrible contract. Later Nicole and Dylan are joined by ‘Riverdale’s Ashleigh Murray to discuss her new show ‘Katy Keene’. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...more

  • Why Is Clare Crawley The Next Bachelorette? Ft. Iliza Shlesinger

    Mar 03 2020

    This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) start the show with a reaction to Clare Crawley being named the next Bachelorette. Then they discuss Hilary Duff’s plea to move the Lizzie McGuire reboot to Hulu. Would you want to watch a more adult version of the show? Next, they break down a feud between the ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl and a Disney Channel star that got way out of hand. Plus, they talk about the new...more

  • Is “Love Is Blind” Living Up To The Hype?

    Feb 25 2020

    This week our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Mike Coscarelli (Manager: Podcast Production) begin the show by discussing Gigi Hadid’s epic fight night twitter clap back at Jake Paul. Next they dive into Justin Bieber’s shade throwing at Cara Delevingne on James Corden’s show. Later they give their thoughts on Amanda Byne’s engagement announcement on Instagram. Finally, they’re joined by Betches Co-Founder Sami ...more

  • Why Are People Claiming Jameela Jamil Has Munchausen Syndrome?

    Feb 18 2020

    This week our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Amanda Duberman (Manager of Betches Sup), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) begin the show with a conversation about people claiming that Jameela Jamil may have embellished her own health problems. Is it fair to criticize her claims or should everyone just leave her alone? Next, they discuss the release of Justin Bieber’s new album, the decision to shave that unfortunate mustache, and his relationship with Hailey. Plus, they talk about the relea...more

  • Awards Season Is Finally F**king Over Ft. Joey Sasso

    Feb 11 2020

    This week our hosts Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), and Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager) start things off with their best and worst dressed lists from the Oscars red carpet. Then they share the most WTF moments from the Academy Awards ceremony, including a debate about which actor’s speech was the most painful to watch. Next, they break down the drama between Snoop Dogg and Gayle King and tell us who is in the wrong here. Plus, they update us on the cel...more

  • Was This The Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show Ever?

    Feb 04 2020

    This week on @Betches our hosts Aleen Kuperman (Betches Founder and CEO), Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), and Alicia Angeles (Account Director) begin the show with their reaction to the incredible JLO/Shakira Superbowl Halftime Show. Next they decide which Super Bowl commercials were the best and the worst of this year’s big game. Then they discuss the truly horrifying Stormi World 2 that had even Stormi Webster herself a little scared. Later they breakdown their feelings on Taylor Swift’s ...more

  • Do You Have It In You To Catfish Someone? Ft. Nev Schulman and Kamie Crawford

    Jan 28 2020

    This week on @Betches our hosts Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), and Gilana Jaffe (Consumer Insights Analyst) begin the show with their reaction to the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s sudden passing. They discuss the initial reaction and why this feels different than other celebrity deaths. Next, they break down the Grammys this weekend including red carpet highlights, the best performances, and whether or not Billie Eilish deserved all the top awards. Then they update...more

  • Will Brad And Jen Get Back Together?

    Jan 21 2020

    This week on @Betches our hosts Sami Fishbein (Co-Founder and Chief Content Officer), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager) start the show with a recap of Sami’s back-to-back vacations. Then it’s time to discuss the backstage picture-seen-round-the-world, as they speculate on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s SAG awards exchange. Is there any chance these two might be getting back together, and if so, are you here for it? Next, they react to Prince Harry’s first pu...more

  • Disney Pixar Presents: Princess Megxit

    Jan 14 2020

    In this week’s episode of the @Betches podcast, our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Taylor Jackson (Social Media Manager), and Nicole Pellegrino (Associate Marketing Manager) start with a reaction to the Queen’s public statement on Megxit and a conversation about what Meghan and Harry will do to make a living. Next, they discuss Gigi Hadid getting back with Zayn Malik, and speculate as to why she deleted a tweet in support of Justin Bieber. They share the biggest Oscar snubs of the ye...more

  • Welcome To The First @Betches

    Jan 07 2020

    Welcome to the first ever @Betches Podcast! This week our hosts Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/ Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager/Host of ‘The Betchelor’) begin by breaking down the past weekend’s office beef with Hailey Bieber over a review of Justin’s new single. Next they discuss all the best (and worst) moments of the Golden Globes. Later they talk about a Ferrari crashing into Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, Pump...more

  • #170 The Final Slap (Sort Of)

    Dec 17 2019

    For the final time this year, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are together and start the show with a recap of their busy weekends, including Jordana's long trip, Aleen getting a Peloton, and a trip to see Alanis Morrisette’s new Broadway show. Plus, they talk about Jordana and Sami’s form on the ski slopes last week. Then they make an exciting announcement about the future of the show and tell us what’s to come in the new year. Next, they talk about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians a...more

  • #169 Who’s On Your Celeb Hall Pass List?

    Dec 10 2019

    This week Aleen is joined by Betches employees Kay Brown and Abby Lloyd. They get things started with a recap of Aleen’s honeymoon, including a story about traveling back in time and a visit to the spot where Kim K famously lost her earring. Plus, they discuss Abby getting stood up on a date this weekend and what to do when you already got dressed up to go out. Next, they talk about Snooki announcing her retirement from Jersey Shore and revisit why that show was so iconic in the first place. The...more

  • #168 Did Dakota Johnson Just Expose Ellen DeGeneres?

    Dec 03 2019

    With Jordana and Aleen on the road, Sami is joined instead by Betches employees Dylan Hafer and Bari Rosenfeld. They start the show with a review of several new movies including The Irishman, Knives Out and Frozen 2. They discuss the ongoing streaming TV wars and ask whether or not it’s time to start cutting out the ones you don’t watch. Next, they talk about Olivia Jade’s return to YouTube and Dakota Johnson awkwardly calling out Ellen for not coming to her birthday party. Plus, they discuss Pe...more

  • #167 Is Anyone In Hollywood Still Monogamous?

    Nov 26 2019

    Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Thanksgiving plans and a conversation about sharing TV time with sporting events. They debate whether or not the photos of Justin Timberlake holding hands with Alisha Wainwright mean that he is cheating. Is it ever okay for a married man to hold hands with another woman? They talk about the new Hulu series Dollface and HBO’s Mrs. Fletcher. Next, a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ask your significant other to pay a greater share of...more

  • #166 Are You Tired Of All The New Streaming Services Yet?

    Nov 19 2019

    Jordana and Aleen kick off the show with a recap of their busy weekends, a preview of their upcoming vacations, and a few book recommendations. At 14:30 they talk about the renewed drama between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun. Are either of the two feuding sides actually telling the truth? They also tell us about their latest Real Housewives binges, talk about the Countess being late to her own BravoCon event, and share details about the newest Housewives franchise. Next, they discuss the debut ...more

  • #165 Is Hiding Instagram Likes The Answer To Your Social Media Anxiety?

    Nov 12 2019

    Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a conversation about the Showtime show Couples Therapy and how f*cked up we all are in our relationships. Plus, they react to the series finale of The Affair and tell us what they thought of the show’s conclusion. At 18:45 they talk about Instagram’s move to start hiding likes from the public. Do you think people will be more free with their posts if people can’t see their like count? They also follow up on last week’s list of the most beloved c...more

  • #164 Which Celeb Breakup Would Be The Most Devastating?

    Nov 05 2019

    Sami and Aleen are back and kick off the show with a conversation about all the people missing from Stassi and Beau’s engagement party this weekend, and discuss the drama surrounding Kanye’s Brunchella debacle. Is this the most embarrassing event since Fyre Festival? At 15:05 they discuss all things TV including what’s new, what’s good, and where you should watch. With all the new streaming services popping up, which ones will last and which are actually worth paying for? At 33:40 a listener wri...more

  • #163 Which Celebrity Won Halloween?

    Oct 29 2019

    Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk about their Halloweekend and tell us what costumes each of them wore. Plus, at 5:10 they discuss the new thriller Parasite and explain what it says about wealth and status. Next, they break down the release of two new singles from Selena Gomez, the timeline of her break from Justin Bieber, and all the drama going on between her and Hailey. At 17:55 they discuss RHOC star Meghan King Edmonds splitting from her cheating husband. Did Vicki really predict exa...more

  • #162 What If My Love Does Cost A Thing?

    Oct 22 2019

    Sami is back with Jordana and Aleen to breakdown her trip to Switzerland. They talk about going on vacation with family and highlight the best places to travel with your mom. At 16:50 they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s wedding this weekend, and the ongoing drama between Liam and Miley. Plus, they react to the latest shows to hit streaming. At 33:35 they read a Dear Betch email from a listener who is more successful than her boyfriend and not sure what to do. Is it wrong to break up with someone be...more

  • #161 When Is It Okay To Just Leave The Group Chat?

    Oct 15 2019

    Jordana and Aleen are back with a recap of the U Up? Live shows this weekend and tell us what Joey Fatone was like in person. Plus, they talk about how disappointing the Breaking Bad movie was. They also react to the latest Miley and Liam drama and tell us whether or not they’re destined to get back together. At 15:55 they share their reaction to the season finale of Succession, including a theory about who is really pulling the strings. At 23:30 an emailer asks how to deal with a pair of close ...more

  • #160 Should I Measure My Close Friends Based On Wedding Invitations?

    Oct 08 2019

    Jordana, Aleen and Sami return to discuss their weekend binge watching which included “Joker”, “Succession”, and “The Politician”, only to find that the type of shows that they’re interested are completely different. At 14:00 they talk about Miley Cyrus’ recent thirst trapping Instagram antics since her divorce from Liam. At 19:55 they talk about Kylie and Travis’ breakup and her late night meetups with Tyga. At 25:00 they discuss whether or not Kanye West is trying to start his own religion. At...more

  • #159 Has Anyone Ever Enjoyed A Hayride?

    Oct 01 2019

    Jordana and Aleen start the show with a recap of the wedding they attended this weekend and their thoughts on this week’s episode of Succession. They also talk about all the drama happening on RHOC. Is everyone trying to get Kelly kicked off the show? At 22:10 they share the latest pop culture news including J.Lo teaming up with Shakira for the Superbowl halftime show, details from the Bieber wedding, and Malika Haqq turning her pregnancy into sponcon. At 36:10 a listener writes in to ask if she...more

  • #158 The One Where We Rank The ‘Friends’

    Sep 24 2019

    Jordana, Aleen and Sami are back and start with a recap of their European vacations, including highlights from Italy, Aleen’s airline horror story, and Jordana’s first Oktoberfest. At 25:50 they break down the Aaron and Nick Carter dumpster fire going on and tell us why they’re suddenly in the news. Is Aaron in need of help or is Nick just overreacting? At 42:25 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with overbearing men in the workplace. Is it better to stick it out or look for or a new job? T...more

  • #157 Why Can’t We Stop Talking About Caroline Calloway?

    Sep 17 2019

    Sami and Aleen are back, and with Jordana on vacation they break down the controversy surrounding faux-influencer Caroline Calloway, including her Adderall fueled spiral. Does she deserve all the hate, or is she just a victim of her own addiction? At 32:45 a listener (who may just be more obsessed with Succession than them) shares in-depth thoughts on the latest episode and asks about Nan’s impressive performance. Is this the best show on tv right now? At 39:12 they play The Ranking Game, vacati...more

  • #156 What Do I Do If All The Women I Work With Are Cliquey?

    Sep 10 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana start the show a conversation about fall finally arriving in New York City and a debate about which season is the best time of year. Plus, they recap Jordana’s 30th birthday wine tour this weekend. At 13:50 they discuss the latest episode of Succession. Is this the best episode they’ve ever made? Then at 26:25 they break down the latest news about the Britney Spears conservatorship and explain what’s happening with the custody battle over her children. They also discuss a...more

  • #155 Is Justin Bieber Like, Emotionally Mature Now?

    Sep 03 2019

    Sami, Aleen and Jordana start the show with a recap of Aleen’s mini-honeymoon, including the most romantic moments and a conversation about whether or not you feel different after getting married. Plus, they talk about the nude beach she swam at and debate whether or not they’d have the courage to go nude. At 23:30 they discuss Justin Bieber’s public statement about dealing with fame at a young age. Is he suddenly mature? They also talk about the controversial new Dave Chappelle stand up special...more

  • #154 What’s The Best Album Of Taylor Swift’s Career?

    Aug 27 2019

    Sami and Jordana start the show with highlights from Aleen’s wedding this weekend, including a story about how Jordana managed to break into a house. At 8:00 they talk about the new Betches Off Campus podcast and share some of the craziest stories from their college days. At 18:00 they discuss the new Taylor Swift album and recap the latest Bravo drama. Why did Bethenny Frankel leave RHONY and what was her cryptic marriage-tweet all about? They also react to this week’s episode of HBO’s Successi...more

  • #153 Is It Socially Acceptable To Claim A Wedding Date Before You’re Even Engaged?

    Aug 20 2019

    Sami, Jordana and Aleen begin the show with a recap of Jordana’s trip across the midwest this weekend for the UUp? Live tour. At 20:10 they update us on who Tyler from The Bachelorette is hooking up with, including rumors about Gigi Hadid and Andi Dorfman. At 25:30 they discuss the latest episode of HBO’s Succession. Which character is actually in line to take over, and which ones are just getting played? At 37:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s socially acceptable to claim a date for your w...more

  • #152 Is Miley Cyrus Milking Her Divorce For Publicity?

    Aug 13 2019

    Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their busy weekends. At 15:15 they talk about Miley Cyrus getting divorced from Liam Hemsworth and all the drama that has unfolded since the news dropped. What do you make of Miley and Kaitlynn Carter posting pictures together? At 28:20 they discuss Kid Rock coming for Taylor Swift. Do we like it when our favorite celebrities share their political opinions? Plus, they react to the season premiere of HBO’s Succession. At 44:45 an emailer is s...more

  • #151 What Does It Mean If You Got A Save-The-Date But No Wedding Invitation?

    Aug 06 2019

    Jordana, Aleen and Sami start the show with a conversation about their weekends and a debate about what counts as “sweet”. Should plain yogurt ever be considered dessert? At 15:30 they talk about Quentin Tarantino’s new movie Once Upon a Time In Hollywood and tell us where it ranks all-time in his list of films. At 28:35 they dive into the season finale of Euphoria and debate what actually happened at the end of the episode. Was this the worst episode of the season? They also recap the conclusio...more

  • #150 Is Unfollowing Someone The Biggest Insult?

    Jul 30 2019

    Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their weekends, including a new video game obsession and a brief hacking crisis. At 16:50 they talk about Kylie finally unfollowing Jordyn Woods after she was seen hanging with James Harden. Then they dive into the latest episode of Euphoria and debate which character has the best backstory. They also recap the Real Housewives reunions from the last few weeks. At 34:45 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to be upset with her friend for ...more

  • #149 Can We All Agree Big Little Lies Was A Huge Disappointment?

    Jul 23 2019

    Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a recap of the #BetchesStaycation. At 7:50 they talk about the Gossip Girl reboot and all the streaming options we have now. They update us on the Fashion Ambitionist engagement story from a few weeks ago and discuss the trend of performative vulnerability on Instagram. Are people getting carried away with long captions aimed at making themselves seem authentic? At 25:00 they dive into the Big Little Lies finale. Were you disappointed by h...more

  • #148 Why Are People Freaking Out About Area 51?

    Jul 16 2019

    Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start with a recap of Aleen’s bridal shower and Jordana’s attempt to make garlic bread. At 8:25 they talk about the enormous group of people that have vowed to storm Area 51 and tell us whether or not they buy into the conspiracy theory. How much would someone have to pay you to join the raid on Area 51? At 19:15 they discuss the “I Love You, Now Die” documentary that has everyone talking. Was the punishment fair for the crime she committed? They also talk ab...more

  • #147 Why Does Meghan Markle Keep Firing Her Nannies?

    Jul 09 2019

    Sami, Jordana and Aleen are back and start with the peak and pit from Sami’s trip to Vietnam, including the story of how she ended up hitchhiking with her fiancé. They recap their 4th of July weekend in NJ and discuss the huge Women’s World Cup win. At 20:45 they try to figure out what the f*ck is going on with the royal family and tell us why they think Meghan Markle is already on her third nanny. They talk about the RHOC preview video that just dropped and discuss all the drama about to happen...more

  • #146 Should Scooter Braun Give Taylor Swift Her Music Back?

    Jul 02 2019

    Jordana and Aleen start the show with a preview their 4th of July plans. Then at 4:00 they talk about the new season of The Hills and tell us which cast members have been surprisingly genuine. Will the rest of the season be as entertaining as the premiere? At 11:20 they discuss Taylor Swift’s public comments about Scooter Braun buying her catalog of music. Find out which side they’re taking in the feud. They cover all the pop-culture news from the weekend including Jax and Brittany’s wedding, th...more

  • #145 Was The Instagram Engagement Staged?

    Jun 25 2019

    Jordana and Aleen start with details from the wedding they attended this weekend, including the moment Aleen ran into Countess Luann. Next, they discuss the latest drama from RHONY and react to Tinsley’s lack of life skills. Does she just need a life makeover? At 18:10 they talk about influencer Marissa Fuchs getting engaged (then married) last week on Instagram and why everyone is suspicious of her involvement. They talk about The Hills reunion airing this week and share some of their favorite ...more

  • #144 Is My Friend Judgmental Or Just Jealous?

    Jun 18 2019

    Sami, Jordana and Aleen start with a recap of their weekends, including a trip to the Hamptons and a housewarming party. Next, they discuss Taylor Swift’s new single and explain why everyone is talking about the music video. At 14:35 they tell us why this week’s episode of RHONY was the best in the history of the show. Then they talk about the drama that unfolded in the latest episode of Big Little Lies. At 50:35 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a friend who can’t help but project he...more

  • #143 Is This The Summer Of Meryl Streep?

    Jun 11 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements (be sure to listen to this week’s U Up? for more). Then they recap their weekend highlights, including a fun poolside hang, and share a great summer cocktail recipe. Next, they discuss Britney’s claim that paparazzi are editing photos to make her look heavier. At 13:10 they talk about Kylie Jenner throwing a Handmaid’s Tale party for her new bff. Is this weird or funny? They speculate about the announcement that Lisa Vanderpump is of...more

  • #142 This is When You Pull Out of The Bachelorette Weekend

    Jun 04 2019

    Jordana, Aleen and Sami kick off the show with a recap of the bachelorette party that took place over the weekend and compare their embarrassing sleep habits. At 7:00 they talk about an ongoing trial that involves Ashton Kutcher and a serial killer. Next, they preview the upcoming seasons of Handmaid’s Tale and Big Little Lies. Unpopular opinion: is Reese Witherspoon the most annoying actress in Hollywood? At 18:55 they catch us up on the latest RHONY drama and tell us which cast members they th...more

  • #141 Should We Be Gassing Each Other Up More Often? Ft. Olivia Wilde

    May 28 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Memorial Day and tell us all about their weekend getaways, including Jordana’s crazy Uber story. They talk about Paris Hilton reigniting her feud with Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens Live. At 23:52 they’re joined by Olivia Wilde to talk about her new movie Booksmart. They start out with their reaction to the film and talk about how the soundtrack came together. Olivia tells us which line in the movie was changed during filming and how it relates to her c...more

  • #140 Is The Dragon The Best Actor On Game Of Thrones?

    May 21 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are here with the only Game of Thrones roast you need to hear, but first they recap the latest RHOBH drama. Is Lisa Vanderpump really going to quit the show? They also catch us up on RHONY and share their favorite moments from the season so far. At 16:03 they dive into the Game of Thrones finale and give their thoughts on how it all ended. Is anybody satisfied with the outcome? They highlight some of the most frustrating plot holes and unresolved storylines from the serie...more

  • #139 Has Game of Thrones Played Itself?

    May 14 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back with their reaction to the penultimate Game of Thrones episode. Why are they rushing through this season? At 20:40 the GOT conversation is over and they dive into a crazy story about a NY socialite who faked her own wedding and tricked the groom into thinking they were legally married for three years. They debate whether or not he really knew what was going on, or if she actually fooled him for this long. At 38:50 a listener asks if it’s okay to feel rejected by ...more

  • #138 Was This The Best Or Worst Met Gala Ever?

    May 07 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Mexico to talk about Aleen’s bachelorette party weekend. They recap everything that happened on the trip and admit which one of them is always first to ditch the club and head home to sleep. At 10:40 they talk about last night’s Met Gala, including what the “Camp” theme was supposed to mean, the best outfits of the night, and which celebrities missed the point. At 28:20 they dive into the latest Game of Thrones episode and predict what will happen in the fin...more

  • #137 It’s Not About The Whitewalkers

    Apr 30 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana return to break down one of the most hyped episodes of “Game of Thrones” ever, because there are so many unanswered questions and so many predictions to be made. At 16:55 they breakdown the extremely convoluted 50 Cent, Randall Emmett, La La Kent beef. At 32:25 a listener writes in wondering how to avoid going to the wedding of a friend that she’s not that close to anymore. At 38:45 they play a game called “Is This Real Beef?” and try to figure out which 50 Cent beefs are...more

  • #136 Did Prince William Really Cheat On Kate Middleton?

    Apr 26 2019

    Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco. Learn more about your...more

  • #135 Where The F*ck Is Britney Spears?

    Apr 23 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back to talk some Game of Thrones and share their theories about who will die next week. At 15:15 they talk about the latest Britney Spears drama and speculate whether or not we should join the #FreeBritney movement. At 28:40 they discuss news that Instagram may soon be getting rid of likes. Would you rather go back to the early days of Instagram when it was basically your personal photo album? Then they break down Kanye’s Coachella Sunday Service performance. At 47:3...more

  • #134 How Do I Tell My Mom To Stop Inviting Her Friends To My Wedding?

    Apr 16 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all back and they start off talking about the Game of Thrones season premiere. Is this show just setting us up for a huge letdown? At 7:25 they transition to a conversation about the latest RHONY episode, including Sonja’s epic meltdown. At 19:30 they debate whether or not Kim Kardashian actually plans to become a lawyer. Is she insulting the legal profession? They also talk about Coachella, Ariana Grande performing with NSYNC, and everyone in attendance posting the s...more

  • #133 Are Millennials Actually Sick of Drinking?

    Apr 09 2019

    Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all here, and they start off talking about Sami’s upcoming 30th birthday. At 6:40 they discuss an article in the Atlantic asking if millennials are getting tired of drinking. This leads to a conversation about their changing drinking habits. At 23:10 they share a dramatic reading of the cringeworthy poem Justin Bieber wrote for Hailey Baldwin. At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a coworker who insists on talking about his political opinions a...more

  • #132 Should I Tell My Friend She’s About to Get Dumped?

    Apr 02 2019

    Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about the crazy Elizabeth Holmes documentary that everyone is obsessed with. At 5:15 they discuss the launch of Kourtney Kardashian’s new lifestyle brand Poosh. After all that hype, is this really just another version of Goop? At 11:20 Aleen updates us on her RHOC rewatch, which is already into Season 13. Then they discuss a news story about male birth control being just a few years away. Would you trust your guy to remember to take his birth control pills?...more

  • #131 Are Celebrities F*cking Up Their Photoshop On Purpose?

    Mar 26 2019

    Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a...more

  • #130 Hey Kourtney, What’s a Poosh?

    Mar 19 2019

    Sami and Aleen are back and talking about their upcoming bachelorette party plans. At 5:15 they dive into the crazy college admissions scandal that landed Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in jail. Then they discuss Kourtney Kardashian’s mystery brand Poosh, Jordyn Woods back in the news, and the gripping new Madeleine McCann documentary. At 21:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a difficult manager. Another listener asks for their opinions on not inviting children to her wedding. Is i...more

  • #129 Are Any Couples In Hollywood NOT Cheating On Each Other?

    Mar 12 2019

    Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about all the hype behind tonight’s Bachelor finale. Jordana gives us some expert tips for choosing your dating-app pics, including what not to do. At 6:00 they talk about J.Lo and A-Rod getting engaged. Is there any truth to the cheating rumors? They predict which Hollywood couples are actually faithful and which ones are not. At 17:10 they discuss to the new season of RHONY and catch us up on their Orange County re-watch. Aleen has a question about one of...more

  • #128 Why the F*ck Are People Still Defending Michael Jackson?

    Mar 05 2019

    Sami and Aleen are back and talking about the Michael Jackson documentary that debuted on HBO this week. Why do people feel the need to doubt the accounts of abuse survivors? At 11:45 Aleen shares a rumor about the surprising celeb Kourtney Kardashian is secretly dating. Could this guy really be her new boyfriend? At 16:30 a listener writes in for help with being happy for her friends despite remaining single and jobless after college. Then another listener asks what to do about her brother and ...more

  • #127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama?

    Feb 26 2019

    Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends wh...more

  • #126 Who Is Kim K’s Fashion Mole?

    Feb 19 2019

    Jordana and Aleen are back and talking about the internet’s reaction to the passing of Karl Lagerfeld. At 5:55 they discuss the crazy vintage dress Kim K wore over the weekend. Does Kim have a right to be outraged that companies are selling cheap replicas of the designs she wears? At 12:20 they catch us up on Aleen’s RHOC re-watch and discuss the new Bev Hills season. Is Denise Richards a good fit for the show? At 25:45 they ask if we have too many boring streaming options to choose from right n...more

  • #125 We’re Really Angry About Stormi’s 1st Birthday Party

    Feb 12 2019

    Sami and Aleen are back and talking about this year’s Grammy Awards show. They defend Cardi B from the haters who didn’t like her winning best rap album, and talk about Kacey Musgraves winning album of the year. Is country music still polarizing, or are you finally willing to admit you like it? At 11:45 they talk about Jennifer Aniston’s celeb-packed birthday party and the over-the-top celebration Kylie threw for Stormi this weekend. If you had the chance, would you want to be the child of a hug...more

  • #124 Why Won’t Some Facebook Friendships Just Die?

    Feb 05 2019

    Sami and Jordana are back and talking about Sami’s big win in the office Super Bowl pool despite not understanding what an office pool even is. Are guys onto something with this sports gambling stuff? At 3:05 they discuss the birth of Andy Cohen’s baby, and at 7:15 they talk about this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Are we the only ones who think this season is boring AF? At 12:05 they discuss an article about Facebook friendships that just won’t die. Do you feel closer to someone when you ...more

  • #123 Where TF Were The Rest Of The Housewives At Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower?

    Jan 29 2019

    Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about Andy Cohen’s celeb-packed baby shower this weekend. They speculate about which of the Real Housewives were M.I.A. from the shower and why that might be. At 9:20 their Throwback Convo of the Week features RHOC Season 7. Is it just us or were the Housewives way harsh back then? At 24:30 a listener writes in asking how to get her rude ass BFF to be less of an airhead. They also share the secret to a happy couple: his-and-hers sinks. At 36:30 they close o...more

  • #122 Is Fyre Festival Is The Greatest Scam Of All Time?

    Jan 22 2019

    Aleen and Sami are back and talking about today’s launch of the new Ship dating app from Betches. At 7:35 they dive into the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and never want the convo to end. Which one did you like better, Netflix of Hulu? At 26:10 Sami makes a shocking confession. At 33:10 they continue the theme of influencer scams with a discussion of Caroline Calloway and her failed creativity "seminars." At 42:00 they respond to an email about finding new friends. They conclude with some ...more

  • #121 How Do I Tell A Bride That Her Bridesmaids Dress Choices Suck?

    Jan 15 2019

    Sami and Jordana are back and talking about the new show on Netflix, “You” starring Penn Badgley. Isn’t he just playing the same role from Gossip Girl? They agree that the stalker genre is always entertaining. At 10:00 they discuss the egg picture that went viral on Instagram this week. At 11:45 they discuss an article about influencers faking brand deals. Is this going to ruin the industry? At 24:00 they read a listener email about trying to fit into a bridesmaid dress. Is it time brides stop m...more

  • #120 Is Bird Box Overrated?

    Jan 08 2019

    Aleen and Jordana are ready to break down all the television that’s worth catching up on since the holiday break, starting with the Netflix phenomenon “Bird Box.” Jordana liked the movie. Aleen hasn’t seen it but they both agree that there are few things more meme-able than Sandra Bullock walking around a forest in a blindfold. At 4:30 they talk about the chaos happening on season 5 of RHOC. At 15:00 they talk about the Golden Globes and how Lady Gaga’s presence spiced up the ceremony. At 20:00 ...more

  • #119 New Year, Same Betch

    Jan 01 2019

    Jordana and Sami are here to help you ring in 2019. They both agree that 2018 was a good one and are hoping 2019 follows suit. At 7:30 they discuss their favorite slang words that have been put to rest in the last year or so. At 12:50 they reveal their New Year’s resolutions. At 20:30 a listener moving cross country wants to know if it’s time to get a raise if she’s to stay with her company. At 23:20 an unmarried betch wants to know how to be less annoyed by her married friends when they talk ab...more

  • #118 Is Meghan Markle Running A Royal Scam? Ft. Enty Lawyer

    Dec 25 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Haile...more

  • #117 Vanderpump Rules Is An HR Nightmare

    Dec 18 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back with the second to last episode of 2018. They start by talking about Pete Davidson’s troubling instagram post. They both feel like it’s a cry for help stemming, possibly, from Ariana Grande’s fans rabidly bullying him on social media. At 6:30 they talk about the utter chaos breaking out on celebrity twitter with Kanye West going on an unhinged rampage. At 10:40 they talk about the drama unfolding on “Vanderpump Rules”. They feel it might finally be time to recognize tha...more

  • #116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

    Dec 11 2018

    Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky...more

  • #115 What Exactly Does Tom Schwartz Do?

    Dec 04 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back just in time for the beginning of a merry Decembetch. They start by talking about the return of Bravo masterpiece “Vanderpump Rules”. Sami feels as though the stability of the Vanderpump cast is bad for the show explaining that happy relationships with no cheating might make for boring storylines. At 10:00 they talk about why on earth Jax and Brittany got engaged at a fish shack in Malibu. At 15:00 they talk about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which they both found e...more

  • #114 Is Amanda Bynes Back?

    Nov 27 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back after a long Thanksgiving week. The open the show by talking about the resurgence of Amanda Bynes who is did an interview with Paper Magazine in which she seems lucid. Sami thinks that in hindsight the internet mob was way too harsh on Amanda and is hoping for the best for her. At 7:45 they talk about Kim Kardashian’s admission that she was high on ecstasy when she got married the first time and made her sex tape. At 10:20 they address the rumor that Colton, the new Bac...more

  • #113 Is It Weird That I Don’t Have Work Friends?

    Nov 20 2018

    Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation so guests can be present in the moment. Jordana loves the idea, Aleen thinks is not so sure. At 9:45 a listener writes in wondering what to do with about an upcoming holiday work party for a job where she has no friends. At 14:30 a listener writes in wondering if she’s justified for being mad at her friends for flaking on her birthday. At 22:04 a lis...more

  • #112 How Do I Figure Out What To Do With My Life?

    Nov 13 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back and they've made their triumphant return to twitter. They’re also celebrating being added to the Forbes list of “30 Under 30” by popping bottles that exploded all over the Betches kitchen. At 6:00 they talk about the tragic fires sweeping across California. They’re both proud of the Hollywood community for rising to the occasion to help victims in the area. At 10:20 they remember the destruction of Hurricane Sandy and when it hit NYC. At 16:20 a listener writes in wonderi...more

  • #111 How Do I Turn A Sarcastic Guy Into A Nice Guy?

    Nov 06 2018

    Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and discussing whether or not “Thank U, Next” is about Pete or not. Jordana thinks that there’s no way team Grande could put together a song so fast. At 8:20 they discuss Britney Spears and whether or not she’s being over medicated to continue making money for her camp. They both wonder if Britney could have been saved in the social media era when i...more

  • #110 How Do I Balance Friendships and Relationships?

    Oct 30 2018

    Aleen and Jordana are back and are psyched about the return of TV season. They both spent the weekend watching the “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” remake. Aleen was obsessed with the trailer because she loves magic but was semi disappointed to find out that that it’s more of a teen drama than a spellbinding, dark show. At 10:20 they talk about the “Clueless” remake. Jordana is all for adding a fresh coat of paint to the franchise while Aleen feels as though there’s no need to update it. At 15:15 a l...more

  • #109 When's Happy Hour?

    Oct 23 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back for a special mailbag episode in celebration of the release of “When’s Happy Hour”. At 4:40 a listener feeling overqualified at work writes in wondering if it’s time to ask for a higher position that her company is trying to fill. At 14:15 a listener writes in wondering how to not be resentful of a co-worker who is taking advantage of their company’s work from home policy. At 19:46 they play some games including “party with, BFF with or chuck: Anna Wintour, Beyonce, Sophi...more

  • #108 Do We Have A Right To Know Celebrities’ Personal Drama?

    Oct 16 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back. They begin talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Sami has been listening to the rumor mill and has come up with some theories as to why the two broke up, some of them, more dramatic than others. At 7:35 they talk about the possibility that child stars misbehave and do drugs because they are abused by adults with influence in Hollywood. Jordana admits that she doesn’t understand why celebrities’ personal lives are any of our business. At 17:40 th...more

  • #107 Why Are We So Obsessed With "A Star Is Born"?

    Oct 09 2018

    Aleen and Jordana are back and Aleen is on the verge of tears talking about “A Star Is Born.” Jordana seems to think the movie is pretty much the same thing as “Walk The Line”. Aleen doesn’t really dispute that. At 3:30 they talk about Mike “The Situation” going to jail. They both agree that if you don’t pay your taxes, you have to do the time. At 10:20 they talk about Banksy’s art sale. Jordana thinks it’s a total PR stunt and is unsure how they get the money to Banksy if no one even knows who ...more

  • #106 Is It Possible to Make New Friends As An Adult?

    Oct 02 2018

    Aleen and Sami talk about this week’s news and pop culture events. Kim and Kanye may be splitting up. Aleen says Maniac is a weird show. Also, is literally every celebrity constantly tempted by alcohol and drugs? After some fun banter, they read an excerpt called “The 5 People You Meet In Hell (At Work)” from the Betches’ new book, When’s Happy Hour? At 22:40, they take a letter from a London listener who can’t seem to connect with a work friend and now needs a letter of recommendation for a job...more

  • #105 Why Isn't My Friend Liking My Instagrams?

    Sep 25 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back with a harrowing statistic that children are not considered adults until they turn 24. Sami agrees with this line of thinking stating that your 20s are your time to find yourself and become the person you are meant to be. At 12:30 they talk about John Mayer’s instagram post targeting internet trolls and how social media is affecting the way people live their lives. Jordana thinks the social media impact is positive, allowing people more choices in their careers, travel ...more

  • #104 How Do I Re-Kindle Friendships After A Break Up?

    Sep 18 2018

    Jordana and Aleen are back. They start off talking about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin who are apparently married now? At 2:40 Jordana explains that she doesn’t think Justin and Hailey should be getting married because their love languages don’t line up. They agree that marrying someone that you’ve been dating for less than 2 years is not the best idea since you never really get to know who that person is in important situations. At 7:50 they talk about the drama unfolding in the “Bachelor” w...more

  • #103 Why Isn’t Anyone Mad At Serena’s Coach?

    Sep 11 2018

    Shana Tova! Sami and Jordana are back . They talk about Serena Williams’ argument with the umpire at the US Open. Sami maintains that the media wouldn’t be calling the incident a “meltdown” if Serena were a man. At 8:30 they talk about Jordana’s favorite Housewives franchise, RHONY. They agree that the cast is a mess and that Bethenny is not particularly nice to any of them. At 20:50 a listener struggling with her body image writes in asking how to mitigate a friendship that is weighing on her m...more

  • #102 Are Weddings Getting Completely Out Of Hand?

    Sep 04 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back! Labor Day got Aleen reflecting on what she wants out of her wedding. At 4:30 she explains that she wants to have a practical wedding and the most important thing to her is that everyone comes and has a great time instead of keeping up with some of the extravagant weddings we've all been seeing on Instagram. At 9:40 they talk about Colton being named the new “Bachelor” which bores the hell out of both of them. At 16:45 they talk about the RHONY and try to narrow down whic...more

  • # 101 How Do I Get My Needy Friend Off My Back?

    Aug 28 2018

    Jordana and Aleen are back to wrap up the summer. Labor Day is approaching and so is Jordana’s birthday. She seems utterly unphased by the thought of turning 29. At 6:20 they break down Sunday’s HBO lineup with a recap of “Sharp Objects” and “Insecure”. They both feel that “Sharp Objects” was a little disappointing leaving many questions unanswered, but “Insecure” was hilarious and keeps getting better. At 17:35 a listener asks how to set boundaries for an extremely overbearing friend that is be...more

  • #100 We Love a F*cking Agenda Ft. Jaclyn Johnson, Founder of Create & Cultivate

    Aug 21 2018

    Sami and Aleen are back but they’re having trouble caring that mercury is out of retrograde. Will things really be different under the Pisces moon? At 4:40 they talk about the VMAs. After watching the show they’re both having trouble deciding who they love more, JLO, or Ariana Grande. At 12:05, they play Would You Rather: Be unattractive and be given JLO’s look at age 40, or have Ariana Grande’s look until age 30, but then go sharply downhill? At 18:09 Jaclyn Johnson, founder of Create & Cul...more

  • #99 How Do I Get My Mom Off My Ass?

    Aug 14 2018

    Aleen and Jordana are back with a recap of the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Jordana doesn’t understand why all the Kardashians think they’re business women. Kim might be in meetings, but is she running a business? At 12:40 they wonder if Scott Disick is finally happy now that he’s in a relationship with no ups and downs. At 14:20 a listener writes in for advice on how to stop a co-worker from taking credit for her projects at work. At 19:30 a listener asks them how to stand u...more

  • #98 Why Was Arie Flown Into The Maldives?

    Aug 07 2018

    Jordana and Aleen are back with a lot of thoughts on the “Bachelorette” finale. Aleen is shocked that Becca chose Garrett over Blake. They both agree that Blake seemed genuinely upset and Garrett seems very simple minded. At 12:25 they discuss ABC’s attempt to address Garrett’s scandalous use of racist memes. Jordana maintains that Garrett’s apology was not a real apology. At 21:00 a listener writes in asking for advice on how to handle an unwanted invitation to an uncomfortable networking situa...more

  • #97 Why Is Your Wedding My Inconvenience?

    Jul 31 2018

    Sami and Jordana are ready to kiss wedding season goodbye. At 2:20, they discuss the very public Jet Blue Bridesmaid dispute. They both agree that the bride is acting a bit extra, but the bridesmaid is also in the wrong for airing a private conversation on Twitter. Sami thinks that some people plan their wedding as a hobby because it’s the most important thing they’ll ever do. At 15:50, they discuss the re-emergence of Meghan Markle’s dad. Sami is not 100 percent sold on Meghan Markle who, for s...more

  • #96 Why is Everyone at The Taylor Swift Concert?

    Jul 24 2018

    Sami and Aleen are enjoying their summer, but not as much as everyone on Instagram attending the Taylor Swift tour. Sami’s jealousy is real but she can’t help dancing to the stories. At 2:30, they discuss the onslaught of Instagram summer thirst traps, but are a bit surprised that the thirstiest appears to be Emily Ratajkowski. At 8:00, they discuss their new favorite show “Who Is America?” They think Sacha Baron Cohen is doing the Lord’s work by tricking politicians and everyday Americans into ...more

  • #95 Why Won’t Meghan Markle’s Dad Stop Talking Sh*t?

    Jul 17 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back with huge news...Mandy Moore is making music again! They take a deep dive into the life of Meghan Markle. How’s she doing in her first month of a royal? Is she unhappy and acting fake to fit in with the Royal Family? Why is she pretending that her family isn’t dysfunctional? At 16:50, a listener asks “when is it too early to leave my first job and how do I begin networking into a field I want to work in?” At 23:15, a listener asks what to do about her military boyfriend...more

  • #94 The Reason Celebrities Get Engaged Absurdly Fast

    Jul 10 2018

    Sami and Jordana are back from the weekend of July 4th and they feel done with work. They talk about the best season for hard work (Is August the worst or July?). After 10 days of slacking, it's the perfect opportunity to mention Betches' new book, When's Happy Hour? How to Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work. At 18:36 they take a letter from a listener whose bosses are described as "your average Trump voter stereotype" and who is repeatedly made uncomfortable by her boss. Should she leave or put u...more

  • #93 How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Clean Up After Himself?

    Jul 03 2018

    Jordana and Aleen start off talking about the latest ep of RHONY. After they move onto Handmaid's Tale, a show where everyone thinks that every episode is the last episode. They talk about stepping out of the dramatic scenes and imagining what it was like to act in it, a skill Aleen developed while high. At 13:26, they move onto trending "big dick energy" and of course, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. It's theorized that Pete has BDE. At 21:04, they take a letter from a listener whose 10th year...more

  • #92 Can I Make My Fiancé Take My Last Name?

    Jun 26 2018

    Aleen and Sami talk about the mentality of Ariana Grande's obsessed BF, Pete Davidson. They estimate how long the relationship will last and who will break up with who. Sami claims that "comedians are most likely to get divorces" They move into Game of Thrones which is not Sami's expertise. Aleen says she knows GoT history more than real history. They talk about Succession afterward, which they love. Then they talk about the crazy Jersey Shore drama. At 14:43, they take a letter from a listener ...more

  • #91 How Do I Get More Respect at Work?

    Jun 19 2018

    Jordana and Aleen talk about Jared and Ashley I’s engagement. At 11:50, they move onto Real Housewives of New York. They have a lot to say about Tinsley. At 18:05, they take a letter from a listener asking about potentially encroaching on her boyfriend’s turf as she tries to work at the law firm he does. At 22:30, they take another letter from an employee who is considering a different job but whose employer covered her education costs. They wrap up playing games including shoot, fuck, marry: J...more

  • #90 We Need To Talk About Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson

    Jun 12 2018

    Aleen and Sami talk about Jax and Brittany getting engaged. There seems to be a gross over-emphasis on the size of their ring. At 6:36, they move on to an even higher profile engagement, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. Could it be a PR stunt? Nobody knows. At 18:53, they take an email from a listener struggling to get a job; she gets to the last round, but she can't close the deal. What's the problem? At 24:40, they take another letter from a listener asking how to deal with adult friendships....more

  • #89 Public Displays of 'Babe'

    Jun 05 2018

    Sami and Jordana talk the weather and weekend plans. They briefly discuss the tragic Kate Spade news before moving onto Scott Disick & Sofia Richie, Alec & Hilaria Baldwin, and Selena & Justin (the only couple they're rooting for). Sami shares her theory behind why we stalk certain people on Instagram and why we get invested in certain celebs so much. Jordana accidentally calls Sami "babe" and feels extremely embarrassed. At 18:30, they take a letter from a listener who unfriended a ...more

  • #88 What To Do If You Hate Your Roommate’s Boyfriend?

    May 29 2018

    Jordana and Sami talk about Khloe Kardashian and judging reality stars. Does dealing with criticism come with the territory or do reality stars have a right to say, “f*ck off”? Can you be a reality celeb and refuse to take the negativity that inevitably comes with a lot of attention? At 17:05, they take a letter from a listener asking how to deal with a roommate’s boyfriend she hates (and who objectively sucks). At 24:15, another listener asks about how to deal with a boyfriend who drunkenly sai...more

  • #87 How Do I Deal With My Drunk Boyfriend?

    May 22 2018

    Aleen and Jordana get together after a long hiatus of podcasting with each other. They talk about the Royal Wedding and how it cost around ~$40 million. At 16 minutes in, they start talking about Vanderpump Rules. At 21:19, they take a letter from a listener who's having issuing with their boyfriend who gets extremely annoying when drunk. It keeps happening. How does she make it stop? At 27:30, they take a second letter from someone who's sick of their co-worker getting preferential treatment. A...more

  • #86 I Was Blocked By My Ex - Now What?

    May 15 2018

    It's a beautiful day in NYC. Sami and Jordana talk about the Markle debacle, a dysfunctional family drama of royal proportions. At 16:27, they move on to Met Gala drama. At 17:06, they play a new game called, "What's the deal with?" about Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie is clearly image-obsessed. Sami can't decide whether she'd marry Angie or Jennifer. At 22:50, they take an email from a listener who still has friendly yearnings for an ex who blocked her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...more

  • #85 How Do You Pronounce SZA?

    May 08 2018

    Aleen and Sami discuss the Met Gala and detail the best looking, most on point with the theme and more. Neither of them are sure how to pronounce SZA. At 13:21, they move on to Vanderpump Rules. At 24:20, they take a letter from a listener with a tumultuous friendship who uses her as a therapist. The worst part: she can't seem to take any of the advice that's given. After they take another letter from a girl whose ex-roommate attends the same school as her. Things get complicated after she start...more

  • #84 When The Group Chat Is Just Too Much

    May 01 2018

    After briefly plugging every Betches podcast, Jordana and Aleen talk about Vanderpump Rules and reality TV. Jordana points out that if you're going to be on it, don't act like you're above it. The finale of Vanderpump happened last night. They agree that the Tom Tom plot line was awful. At 6:21, they briefly discuss Sweetbitter, a new show on Starz debuting this Sunday, May 6th. At 10:34, they move onto The Handmaid's Tale. Then at 12:30, there's some RHONY talk. They take a letter from a listen...more

  • #83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years

    Apr 24 2018

    Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38, they begin a brief journey to Bravo land, starting with RHONY. At 15:32, they move on to I Feel Pretty and a discussion of the culture around women's bodies and body positivity. After they plug Diet Starts Tomorrow, the Betches' new podcast about food and wellness. They take a letter from a listener who's been ghosted by her friend after a 4 day b...more

  • #82 The Narcissists' Guide to Coachella

    Apr 17 2018

    Sami and Aleen just returned from Coachella. They mostly tanned, drank Three Olives Rosé vodka, and in Sami's case "pounded" bread. Aleen has but one Coachella "ragret", missing Queen Bey. They talk about the act everyone in Indio saw this weekend: people taking thousands of selfies. At 15:04, they move off Coachella into Vanderpump. At 18:38, they move on to Khloe's new baby and the drama with Tristan. Why can't Khloe pick a decent dude? Finally, they take a couple letters from listeners, the f...more

  • #81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

    Apr 10 2018

    Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion. They talk about reality TV for awhile and then take a letter from a listener seeking career advice. She's moving to a different city and isn't sure how to break up with her company. A second letter comes from a "relationship virgin" who asks how she should broach talking to her boyfriend about marriage and kids. Learn more about your ad choices. ...more

  • #80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

    Apr 03 2018

    After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they move on to The Weeknd and how his new album references how he almost gave Selena Gomez a kidney. Sami says that it's obvious her heart is still with the Biebs (whose isn't tho?). After they take a letter from a listener asking about a new boyfriend who keeps talking to his ex. They wrap up answering a would you rather involving a guy you've been dati...more

  • #79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends

    Mar 27 2018

    Sami and Aleen are in amazing moods and they start off discussing Aleen’s new dog, a golden doodle. Sami reassures Aleen that it’s difficult to fuck up a dog compared to a kid - as long as you don’t let her watch Vanderpump. They discuss the latest episode and Scheana’s tendency to be overly communicative on vacay. After, they hate on the “money plot” aspects; it’s tough to feel like it’s “reality” when we know that Jax makes $30,000 an ep. They discuss the culture of Venmo and how it’s transfor...more

  • #78 Suburbs and Bird Shit

    Mar 20 2018

    After talking about Vanderpump Rules until 10:43, Jordana and Aleen move on to Evan Spiegel. Snapchat may or may not be on its way out, but they agree that girls have conquered it. They take a letter from a married listener who just moved in with her husband and is having some issues. Husband wants to get a house in the 'burbs, but she wants to be the fun couple living in the in the chic West LA apartment. Another listener, Ms. 'Bros Before This Betch' asks why guys break plans with girls so of...more

  • #77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram?

    Mar 13 2018

    Jordana and Sami start off talking Vanderpump Rules. Did Scheana finally wake up to reality? Do Jax and Brittany really love each other? After, they move on to Instagram Stories. Jordana points out that Stories offer a unique platform for when you feel like you're proud of a moment, but not proud enough to make it permanent. Sami quips that they're special because the engagement is between "you and your DMs." They discuss the sincerity and earnestness of the Insta Story. Sure, some of it is rea...more

  • #76 We're All Dead Inside

    Mar 07 2018

    Sami and Aleen are joined by Thoroughbreds writer/director Cory Finley and lead actress Anya Taylor-Joy. The film tells the story of two girls who are dark and funny, much like the Betches. Unlike the Betches, this the story of two girls with a penchant for murder. After talking about the movie, the four discuss everyone’s propensity to overthink and obsess over what others think of us (they don’t). Finally, the actress and director face some “Would You Rather questions” involving theater behav...more

  • #75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

    Feb 27 2018

    Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They discuss the nature of these old friendships in adulthood. It's the difference between the friends you want to have dinner alone with and those who you begin to "consciously uncouple" from AKA the losers you're trying to lose. Learn more about your ad choices....more

  • #74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too

    Feb 20 2018

    Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has begun hustling her boss via LInkedIn— and if she could help her land the gig. They wrap up talking about general couple stuff, like being annoyed with one’s boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’

    Feb 13 2018

    People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because it’s become less taboo to flaunt your wealth. Sami describes herself as a “reformed impulse shopper” and Jordana advocates the unsexy practice of investing. They also talk about money’s role in romantic relationships whether it’s dining at the expensive sushi ...more

  • #72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It?

    Feb 07 2018

    This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They discuss who is next on Vanderpump to be married. After they answer a question from a reader asking if it’s acceptable for her boyfriend to get a matching tattoo (along with his three brothers), given that she disapproves and they’re on a marriage track. Le...more

  • #71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta

    Jan 31 2018

    Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free, high-protein, and Halo Top only. Is there anything better than eating out? Of course not, but gaining confidence may be a close second. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media

    Jan 24 2018

    Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a dude who can't seem to stop yelling at his girlfriend, they discuss the Women's March and stress emphatically that their meme signs were meant as no disrespect to those with serious signs. They wrap things up talking about babies and how many on Insta have turne...more

  • #69 The Quarter Life Crisis

    Jan 17 2018

    In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-ish and realize we don't identify with our own identity. Don't miss this week's "Dear Betches" which can be summed up as someone asking, "What the f*ck is with all these fitness instagrams?" Hint: it involves crisis. The rest of the ep. deals with very serious...more

  • #68 Vacation instagrams

    Jan 10 2018

    This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener whose best friend and boyfriend are creating a ‘throuple’ that is getting out of hand. They play games involving Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and Frances McDormand and discuss the various scenarios they’d prefer based on this year’s Golden Globes. Learn more abou...more

  • #67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App?

    Jan 03 2018

    In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about whether to tell a friend that her boyfriend is on a dating app, and whether it's good or bad to seek out an intense whirlwind romance. And some Bachelor / wedding related games, kbye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be?

    Dec 27 2017

    This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who wants to know the best places to meet guys and another one who wants to know if she can negotiate her bonus. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Real Housewives and reality TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You

    Dec 20 2017

    Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her friends are angry with her for cancelling a trip. They play games involving airport travel and the amount of sunlight in a year and debate whether eating meat is ethical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie

    Dec 13 2017

    Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch question about a girl who wants to know how to tell if she's a fuckgirl and the usual games but even better because they're Vanderpump edition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes

    Dec 06 2017

    Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

    Nov 29 2017

    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me

    Nov 22 2017

    Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her

    Nov 15 2017

    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play games involving The Parent Trap and public transportation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike

    Nov 08 2017

    Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out because it messes up her diet, and when to tell a guy you're dating about an STD. And the usual games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?

    Nov 01 2017

    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...more

  • #57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant

    Oct 25 2017

    Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to deal with her disgusting roommate, and we do some Would You Rathers (duh) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit

    Oct 18 2017

    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix her boyfriend’s gross habit and another one debating between attending the wedding of a close friend or a cousin. They play games involving binge drinking, and discuss their thoughts on arbitrary holidays. Send your 'Dear Betches' to slapped@betches.com Learn...more

  • #55 Why Sliding Into DMs Is The New AIM

    Oct 11 2017

    This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is embarrassed about squirting and another listener who wonders if she should keep speaking to a guy that doesn’t want a relationship with her. They play shoot fuck marry, would you rather, and discuss their thoughts on weddings over holiday weekends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #54 Guns, Porn, And Wedding Etiquette

    Oct 04 2017

    In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we answered a question from a listener who wasn't clear on proper wedding invitation etiquette. And GAMES Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #53 WTF Is Ariel Winter Wearing Now?

    Sep 27 2017

    We talk about Ariel Winters outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFl. Advice is about how to ask for a full time job and how to deal with a Bumble date gone wrong. And we play games as usual Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #52 Open Relationships Are Fake News

    Sep 20 2017

    Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys. We respond to reader feedback on open relationships, and give advice on ghosting a friend and demoting a maid of honor. And a sh*t ton of Would You Rathers Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #51 How To Get Out Of Making Someone Your Bridesmaid

    Sep 13 2017

    The Betches discuss the season finale of Insecure and Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. They answer questions from future brides wondering about bridesmaid etiquette and play games involving the tradeoff of being smart vs being fun Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #50 When You’re In A Relationship With Your Boyfriend And His Mom

    Sep 06 2017

    The Betches discuss a reader’s story about rejecting an offer to be a bridesmaid. They discuss the show Insecure and answer emails from a listener whose boyfriend’s close relationship with his mother is causing problems in her relationship. They play Would You Rather games involving the bathroom Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #49 Should I Dump My Immature Boyfriend?

    Aug 30 2017

    We talk about Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boyfriend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #48 We Could Totally Party With The White Walkers

    Aug 23 2017

    The Betches talk about the overrated solar eclipse and a Game of Thrones update, and answer a reader's question about if it's okay to drop a friend who you don't like after college if all your other friends still like her. Then we play games, f*cking duh Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #47 Do Long Distance Relationships Ever Work?

    Aug 16 2017

    The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models. They answer letters from listeners struggling with long distance relationships and a bride who wants to minimize drama at her wedding. They Would You Rather’s regarding adoption and Shoot Fuck Marry about Kardashians and Mean Girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid

    Aug 09 2017

    On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him? Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #45 The Men Tell Nothing

    Aug 02 2017

    The Betches discuss the ‘Men Tell All’ on the bachelor & the Anthony Scaramucci situation. Dear Betches include having an emotionally abusive boss and whether you should tell your friend if her husband is cheating on her. We also played games, fucking duh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #44 Is Peter A F*ck Boi

    Jul 26 2017

    This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss the Bachelorette, Game of Thrones and Michael Kors. We answer listeners questions about whether a guy's excuse that he just got over a breakup is a legitimate reason to end things. They play would you rather games and give their thoughts on piercing babies' ears. Sponsored by: Framebridge (Promo Code: Betches) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #43 Who Would You Rather Murder? w/ Johnny Bananas & Jenna Compono from The Challenge

    Jul 19 2017

    This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge. They talk about the ups and downs of being on reality TV, Jenna's Challenge relationships and Johnny's betrayal of Sarah. The Betches answer questions from a listener who wonders if she should move in with or dump her long distance boyfriend. Finally, Challenge cast members play would you rather and Shoot Fuck Marry using people they were on the show with. Learn more abou...more

  • #42 HAHA You Smell Like Sh*t

    Jul 12 2017

    This week the Betches discuss this weeks Bachlorette ep, the ongoing Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian feud, answer questions from a listener about if she should confront her boss about an annoying habit and play ‘Shoot, BFF, Party’ with the Trump family Send you questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #41 Snapchat Isn’t A Way To Start A Relationship

    Jul 05 2017

    This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to know if it’s ok to hook up with a guy that her friend has a history with and play Would You Rather & Shoot, F*ck, Marry Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #40 Is He A F*ckboy? w/ Bravo's Daily Dish

    Jun 28 2017

    We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV - Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the recent Bachelor scandal, and a plethora of Vanderpump Rules-themed games. Dear Betch letters include questions about a potential fuckboy and potential sexual harassment at work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #39 Peeing In Pools Is Cool w/ Brooklyn Decker

    Jun 20 2017

    In this weeks podcast our guest is actress & model Brooklyn Decker. We talk about Beyonce's twins, answer dating questions about if guy friends are real and if you should get back with an ex. We also answer some hypotheticals about hoarding and the taboo phenomenon of peeing in a pool & play “Party, Be BFF or Kill" with Kim K, Kendall & Kylie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #38 Bachelor In Paradise Is Spring Break For Fame Whores

    Jun 14 2017

    Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal & what it means to have consensual sex. Dear Betches are about a girl who has to choose between her dream job and her dream boyfriend and a girl who is cheating on her boyfriend with an old man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren

    Jun 07 2017

    #37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren by Betches Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #36 The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend

    May 31 2017

    This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyfriend, and guys' obsession with The Rock. Dear Betch submission talks about a girl with a crush on her coworker who she thinks leads her on but won't make a move. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #35 Would You Rather Be Friends With Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?

    May 24 2017

    The Betches discuss the Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs Taylor feud and the amazing true crime doc we’ve been watching lately dear Betches are a girl who has a crush on her best friend and a girl who got ghosted in a tinder relationship. Games include what are your thoughts on Miley Cyrus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #34 Weddings Are So Cliche

    May 17 2017

    We talk about Bachelor Ben & Lauren’s break up and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. We discuss a reader response to our Bill O’Reilly discussion and give a male listener advice on how to not be a fuckboi. We also give our thoughts on extravagant weddings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #33 Can You Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time?

    May 10 2017

    We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix. We answer a Dear Betch on how to make a career for yourself (not as an investigatory journalist), and play What Are Your Thoughts on...Polyamory edition. (And more) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #32 No Emotional Masturbating

    May 03 2017

    This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and another one who's worried her boyfriend is too serious for her. They debut their new game "What Are Your Thoughts On", and play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry. Today's episode is sponsored by Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...more

  • #31 Relationships Are 90% Timing

    Apr 26 2017

    The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relationship too soon and play some really challenging Would You Rather's and Shoot, F*ck, Marry's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #30 There's No Filters In Real Life

    Apr 19 2017

    In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #29 Cracked Out Chris Harrison

    Apr 12 2017

    The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give advice to a listener about how to have the exclusivity talk and debate whether if you'd still date a guy if he was perfect in every way except that he spoke in email sign off phrases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #28 Social Media Is A Big Little Lie

    Apr 05 2017

    Is this special tv dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this weeks episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college & asking your company about moving costs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #27 Alec Baldwin For $500

    Mar 29 2017

    The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on a bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers

    Mar 22 2017

    The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #25 Networking: Worse Than Dating

    Mar 15 2017

    The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding & Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...more

  • #24 Instagram Is Fake News

    Mar 08 2017

    In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience submitted advice questions are about a girl who needs to come out as a lesbian to her friends, and a long distance messaging relationship. Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #23 You Don’t Deserve A Wedding Hashtag w/ Evan Krumholz

    Mar 01 2017

    This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and the Bachelor. A listeners questions about men's fashion and the nature of cheating are answered and the Betches play the game 'Would You Rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #22 Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? w/ Liz Plank

    Feb 22 2017

    The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you rather have every breakup be nationally televised or every inappropriate comment you've ever made be nationally televised? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder

    Feb 15 2017

    This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #20 The Justin Spesh

    Feb 08 2017

    On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for the upcoming Grammys. Advice is given to a girl whose friends are all single and another girl who isn't sure if her boyfriend is cheating. The girls discuss the differences between Justin Trudeau and Justin Theroux and play Would You Rather with dating hypotheticals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #19 Is The Bachelor Getting Boring?

    Feb 01 2017

    In this week's episode we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if we had an unlimited amount of money. Dear Betch submissions are both dating-related, and we have a game segment, f*cking duh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #18 Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump

    Jan 25 2017

    The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Betch submissions are about dating your friend's boss and what to do when your boss hasn't given you a raise in 3 years. Games are Would You Rather and "guess which hometown the cast of Vanderpump Rules are from." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever

    Jan 18 2017

    This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #16 Murder & Blowouts

    Jan 11 2017

    Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #15 Let's Talk About Smart Things w/ Olivia Caridi

    Jan 04 2017

    This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick

    Dec 28 2016

    This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?

    Dec 21 2016

    In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!?

    Dec 14 2016

    The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #11 Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel

    Dec 07 2016

    The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #10 Slay Your Pay

    Nov 30 2016

    In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

    Nov 23 2016

    Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #8 The Future Is Still Female

    Nov 16 2016

    The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #7 All Signs Point To Gay

    Nov 09 2016

    In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

    Nov 02 2016

    In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

    Oct 26 2016

    On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

    Oct 19 2016

    On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

    Oct 12 2016

    The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

    Oct 05 2016

    In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #1 A Baby Shower Without A Mom Is Just A Party

    Sep 28 2016

    In our debut podcast we discuss the Kardashian baby shower drama, the presidential debate, Vogue's editors throwing shade at fashion bloggers, and Brangelina's divorce. We also introduce a live Dear Betch reading about bros' Facebook profile red flags, and have our own debate about which types of reality shows are the worst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Betch Slapped Preview!

    Sep 19 2016

    Make sure to go to iTunes and subscribe to Betch Slapped right now! And while you're there, please leave a 5 star review and a comment. New episodes will be out every Wednesday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices