@Betches

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• Even Ryan Seacrest Is Bored With American Idol

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  May 19 2020

  This week our hosts Kay Brown, Sean Kilby, and Taylor Jackson start the show with a dating dilemma for one of our hosts. Next, they discuss former Bachelorette Hannah B’s weak apology after saying the N-word on IG Live. Could this be the end of her career as we know it? Then they tell us why Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber are feuding with Tekashi 6ix9ine while he’s under house arrest. Plus, they react to the public concern about Ryan Seacrest’s health after a strange moment during the American Idol finale. Finally, they talk about Mindy Kaling signing on to write Legally Blonde 3 and tell us which rom-coms they’d like to see get a sequel....more

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• Chrissy Teigen Served Up Some Beef On Twitter

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  May 12 2020

  This week Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Bari Rosenfeld interrupt their quarantine to bring you content! They begin by discussing Chrissy Teigen’s short lived Twitter break and weekend beef with Alison Roman. Next they give their opinions on whether or not Instagram has actually gotten better and less toxic since everyone’s been in quarantine. Then they decide whether or not they would attend an invite only quarantine party after the reports that an NYC hotspot threw one for its VIPs. Finally they break down the “Parks and Rec” reunion and decide how it stacks up against other classic TV show reunions....more

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• How Hard Is It To Keep It In Your Pants? Ft. David Birtwistle

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  May 05 2020

  This week our hosts Kay Brown, Dylan Hafer, and Chris Burns have tons of pop culture news to discuss, starting with an update on Kristin Cavallari’s divorce turning ugly. Next, they discuss the announcement that a new Twilight book is coming this summer. Then they talk about the surprise casting choice of Nic Cage as Joe Exotic in a TV adaptation of the Tiger King story. They update us on the status of Clare’s season of The Bachelorette, and tell us whether or not it’s ever going to happen. Plus, they share some of the cringiest celebrity TikToks of the week. When is Pilot Peter finally going to post something that doesn’t hurt to watch? Finally, Kay is joined by David Birtwistle of Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle to talk about picking up girls on vacation, how he’s surviving quarantine, and what makes THTH different from your run of the mill dating show.Thanks to our sponsors! Skylight: As a special holiday offer, you can get $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go SkylightFrame.com/SLAP and enter code SLAP Postmates: Use promo code SLAPPED for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days when you download the Postmates app! ...more

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• We Were There For The Real Story Behind Bad Education

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  Apr 28 2020

  The OG Betches crew is back! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen return to @Betches to talk about an incredible true story from their high school days. But first they start the show with a conversation about Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announcing they’re getting divorced after 10 years together. Is this headed for an ugly battle? Then they move onto the main event: their reaction to the brand new HBO movie Bad Education, which is all about an embezzlement scandal that took place during their own high school days. They walk us through what the movie got right, what it got wrong, and exactly how the scandal affected their hometown of Roslyn, New York. Plus, they give us the inside scoop from working at the school newspaper that broke the story, what it felt like at the time, and how it even may have indirectly inspired their starting Betches....more

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• Are We Tired of Zoom Concerts?

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  Apr 21 2020

  This week your hosts Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Taylor Jackson judge all the quarantine content being produced for people during the social distancing era. The begin by analyzing the rumors of a potential One Direction reunion. Next they give their opinions on the “Together At Home” concert and whether or not they’re tired of zoom quality programming. Finally they give a full breakdown of Netflix’s latest reality hit “Too Hot To Handle”. 

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• Celebs Are Fu**ing Up

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  Apr 14 2020

  This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Kay Brown dish on all the hottest quarantine gossip. They begin by discussing celebs f**cking up including Justin Bieber taking a moment to think about all the poor people watching his livestream, and Tori Spelling charging for a virtual meet and greet. Next they discuss SNL’s at home zoom prime time show and whether or not they pulled it off. Finally they discuss the premiere of the new “Listen To Your Heart” show and whether or not it’ll be any good.

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• Do I Need To Be Productive During Quarantine?

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  Apr 07 2020

  This week Aleen, Dylan and Bari discuss influencer culture in the time of quarantine breaking down their opinions on the differences between Arielle Charnas and Kristin Cavallari’s content, and whether or not they are promoting responsible behavior in the time of a pandemic. Next they discuss whether Quibi’s 10-minute mobile content has staying power in a world of a million streaming services. Finally they discuss whether or not people should be putting pressure on themselves to be extremely productive during the quarantine. ...more

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• Tiger King Is The Only Thing Keeping Us Sane

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  Mar 31 2020

  On this week’s @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Dylan Hafer, and Sara Levine talk about the recent backlash to celebrity culture during quarantine and discuss whether or not the hate will last when things go back to normal. Plus, they share some of the most egregious celebrity posts and ask why the vitriol has gotten so much stronger this week. Then it’s time for the latest edition of Betchflix with a reaction to the show everyone is talking about, Tiger King. They rank the worst villains on the show, break down the biggest outstanding questions following its conclusion, and share their own pet theories. Did Carole Baskin really commit the crime everyone is accusing her of, and does she deserve all the hate from fans? Finally, they tell us which characters from Tiger King absolutely need their own spinoff shows.Donate to the Good Influence Fund by going to: betches.co/donate ...more

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• Who Leaked The Kanye/ Taylor Phone Call?

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  Mar 24 2020

  This week Betches Co-Founder Sami Fishbein is joined by the man with all the tea, Enty Lawyer. They begin by discussing the release of the entirety of the infamous Kanye West/ Taylor Swift phone call and who could have possibly leaked it. Next they attempt to get to the bottom of why it’s been so easy for some celebs to get a Coronavirus test. Later they talk about which shows and movies are halting production and whether or not we can expect to see them come back at all. Finally, fresh off the heels of the news that Ellen Degeneres is a monster, Enty reveals who is nice and who is not in Hollywood. ...more

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• Quarantine Chronicles

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  Mar 17 2020

  This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Chris Burns, and Sara Levine tell us how they’re staying sane during this moment of social distancing. They talk about the series of events last week that lead people to starting taking the crisis seriously, including Tom Hanks getting diagnosed. Next, they discuss the impact of restaurants, movie theaters, and other businesses closing, and talk about the announcement that the Met Gala is now postponed. Plus, they rank the cringiest celebrity coronavirus posts this week. Finally, they close out the show with some Betchflix binge recommendations and tell us what to watch while stuck in quarantine....more

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• Corona Is Headlining Coachella This Year

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  Mar 10 2020

  This week your hosts Dylan Hafer, Nicole Pellegrino and Chris Burns begin the show by discussing Coronavirus shutting down Coachella, and major sporting events. Next they try to pin down the latest updates surrounding possible fugitive, Amanda Bynes. Next they discuss Megan Thee Stallion suing her former record label to get out of a terrible contract. Later Nicole and Dylan are joined by ‘Riverdale’s Ashleigh Murray to discuss her new show ‘Katy Keene’.

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• Why Is Clare Crawley The Next Bachelorette? Ft. Iliza Shlesinger

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  Mar 03 2020

  This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) start the show with a reaction to Clare Crawley being named the next Bachelorette. Then they discuss Hilary Duff’s plea to move the Lizzie McGuire reboot to Hulu. Would you want to watch a more adult version of the show? Next, they break down a feud between the ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl and a Disney Channel star that got way out of hand. Plus, they talk about the new Lady Gaga music video and share their response to Coronavirus making its way to New York City. Finally, Sean and Bari are joined by Iliza Shlesinger to talk about her starring role alongside Mark Wahlberg in the new Netflix movie Spenser Confidential.Thanks to our sponsors!Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order!...more

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• Is “Love Is Blind” Living Up To The Hype?

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  Feb 25 2020

  This week our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Mike Coscarelli (Manager: Podcast Production) begin the show by discussing Gigi Hadid’s epic fight night twitter clap back at Jake Paul. Next they dive into Justin Bieber’s shade throwing at Cara Delevingne on James Corden’s show. Later they give their thoughts on Amanda Byne’s engagement announcement on Instagram. Finally, they’re joined by Betches Co-Founder Sami Fishbein to break down all the madness happening on the Netflix show “Love Is Blind”. ...more

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• Why Are People Claiming Jameela Jamil Has Munchausen Syndrome?

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  Feb 18 2020

  This week our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Amanda Duberman (Manager of Betches Sup), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) begin the show with a conversation about people claiming that Jameela Jamil may have embellished her own health problems. Is it fair to criticize her claims or should everyone just leave her alone? Next, they discuss the release of Justin Bieber’s new album, the decision to shave that unfortunate mustache, and his relationship with Hailey. Plus, they talk about the release date for Adele’s upcoming album and whether or not she’s receiving extra scrutiny of late. They talk about one of the cruise ships that had to be quarantined after passengers, including Americans, were infected with the coronavirus. Finally, they finish the show with a conversation about the new movie "To All The Boys: P.S. I Still Love You," including what they liked, how it should have ended, and whether Noah Centineo is the Aidan or the Big of this franchise.Thanks to our sponsors!Use promo code SLAPPED for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS of free delivery credit for your first SEVEN days when you download the Postmates app!...more

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• Awards Season Is Finally F**king Over Ft. Joey Sasso

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  Feb 11 2020

  This week our hosts Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), and Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager) start things off with their best and worst dressed lists from the Oscars red carpet. Then they share the most WTF moments from the Academy Awards ceremony, including a debate about which actor’s speech was the most painful to watch. Next, they break down the drama between Snoop Dogg and Gayle King and tell us who is in the wrong here. Plus, they update us on the celebrity college admissions scandal and explain what was on Olivia Jade’s fake resume. Finally, Kay and Sara are joined by Joey Sasso (spoilers ahead) of Netflix’s new reality series The Circle to talk about his strategy on the show, what it was like to go in blind, and how his life has changed since....more

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• Was This The Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show Ever?

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  Feb 04 2020

  This week on @Betches our hosts Aleen Kuperman (Betches Founder and CEO), Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), and Alicia Angeles (Account Director) begin the show with their reaction to the incredible JLO/Shakira Superbowl Halftime Show. Next they decide which Super Bowl commercials were the best and the worst of this year’s big game. Then they discuss the truly horrifying Stormi World 2 that had even Stormi Webster herself a little scared. Later they breakdown their feelings on Taylor Swift’s new documentary, “Miss Americana”, and whether or not Taylor comes across as relatable. Finally they profess their undying love for Demi Lovato who had a huge week singing at both the Grammy’s and the Super Bowl. ...more

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• Do You Have It In You To Catfish Someone? Ft. Nev Schulman and Kamie Crawford

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  Jan 28 2020

  This week on @Betches our hosts Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), and Gilana Jaffe (Consumer Insights Analyst) begin the show with their reaction to the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s sudden passing. They discuss the initial reaction and why this feels different than other celebrity deaths. Next, they break down the Grammys this weekend including red carpet highlights, the best performances, and whether or not Billie Eilish deserved all the top awards. Then they update us on the former Bachelor contestant who had her million-dollar fantasy football winnings taken away. Plus, they discuss the format of the new Netflix show The Circle and tell us how well they would be able to pull off a fake identity online. Finally, Sara is joined by Nev Schulman and Kamie Crawford of MTV’s Catfish to talk about how people are still getting hoodwinked online, the new format this season, and what to do if someone you love is getting catfished. They close the show with their thoughts on everyone rooting for Brad and Jen to get back together....more

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• Will Brad And Jen Get Back Together?

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  Jan 21 2020

  This week on @Betches our hosts Sami Fishbein (Co-Founder and Chief Content Officer), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager) start the show with a recap of Sami’s back-to-back vacations. Then it’s time to discuss the backstage picture-seen-round-the-world, as they speculate on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s SAG awards exchange. Is there any chance these two might be getting back together, and if so, are you here for it? Next, they react to Prince Harry’s first public speech since moving to Canada and talk about the first paparazzi photos of Meghan Markel in her new hometown. Will they ever be able to shake the spotlight? They break down the drama between Danielle Bernstein of WeWoreWhat and a Poshmark seller who ended up with some of her unreleased swimwear. Finally, they tell about the historic event going on in the Senate today, and unveil a Clown of the Week featuring two Vanderpump Rules cast members and a series of old Tweets....more

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• Disney Pixar Presents: Princess Megxit

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  Jan 14 2020

  In this week’s episode of the @Betches podcast, our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Taylor Jackson (Social Media Manager), and Nicole Pellegrino (Associate Marketing Manager) start with a reaction to the Queen’s public statement on Megxit and a conversation about what Meghan and Harry will do to make a living. Next, they discuss Gigi Hadid getting back with Zayn Malik, and speculate as to why she deleted a tweet in support of Justin Bieber. They share the biggest Oscar snubs of the year and a story about the Bachelor contestant who got caught running her own fan account. Plus, they tell us how to become Tik Tok famous (or at least how to fail miserably). Finally, they close the show with the Clown of the Week and a great celebrity IG post....more

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• Welcome To The First @Betches

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  Jan 07 2020

  Welcome to the first ever @Betches Podcast! This week our hosts Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/ Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager/Host of ‘The Betchelor’) begin by breaking down the past weekend’s office beef with Hailey Bieber over a review of Justin’s new single. Next they discuss all the best (and worst) moments of the Golden Globes. Later they talk about a Ferrari crashing into Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, Pump. Finally they close the show with a recap of the season premiere of “The Bachelor”. Framebridge: Frame your photos or send the perfect gift. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order....more

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• #170 The Final Slap (Sort Of)

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  Dec 17 2019

  For the final time this year, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are together and start the show with a recap of their busy weekends, including Jordana's long trip, Aleen getting a Peloton, and a trip to see Alanis Morrisette’s new Broadway show. Plus, they talk about Jordana and Sami’s form on the ski slopes last week. Then they make an exciting announcement about the future of the show and tell us what’s to come in the new year. Next, they talk about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and speculate about the future of that show. A listener writes in to ask how to skip a bachelorette party without hurting the bride’s feelings. Is it okay to tell someone you can’t afford to join them for both their wedding and the bachelorette? They then reminisce about some of the best (and worst) moments from the first year of Betches’ existence, sharing stories from their time in college. Finally, they close out the show with a Betch Slap and a debate about Apple TV+.Be sure to check back in the new year as we debut the @Betches podcast!...more

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• #169 Who’s On Your Celeb Hall Pass List?

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  Dec 10 2019

  This week Aleen is joined by Betches employees Kay Brown and Abby Lloyd. They get things started with a recap of Aleen’s honeymoon, including a story about traveling back in time and a visit to the spot where Kim K famously lost her earring. Plus, they discuss Abby getting stood up on a date this weekend and what to do when you already got dressed up to go out. Next, they talk about Snooki announcing her retirement from Jersey Shore and revisit why that show was so iconic in the first place. They discuss the controversial Peloton commercial that has everyone outraged, along with the ingenious follow up from Ryan Reynolds’s gin company. They also talk about the banana taped to a wall at Art Basel that was sold for $120k (and subsequently got eaten). Then it’s time to play The Ranking Game featuring some of the best holiday movies from the last 30 years. Finally, they close out the show with another round of Betches Superlatives, including a conversation about embarrassing celebrity crushes and a debate about who’d be most likely to hook up with a famous person....more

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• #168 Did Dakota Johnson Just Expose Ellen DeGeneres?

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  Dec 03 2019

  With Jordana and Aleen on the road, Sami is joined instead by Betches employees Dylan Hafer and Bari Rosenfeld. They start the show with a review of several new movies including The Irishman, Knives Out and Frozen 2. They discuss the ongoing streaming TV wars and ask whether or not it’s time to start cutting out the ones you don’t watch. Next, they talk about Olivia Jade’s return to YouTube and Dakota Johnson awkwardly calling out Ellen for not coming to her birthday party. Plus, they discuss Pete Davidson’s strange appeal and the outrageous NDAs people have to sign in order to attend his shows. They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the number-one songs from each year of the decade. Then they close out the show with another list of Betches Superlatives and their Betch Slaps of this week....more

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• #167 Is Anyone In Hollywood Still Monogamous?

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  Nov 26 2019

  Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Thanksgiving plans and a conversation about sharing TV time with sporting events. They debate whether or not the photos of Justin Timberlake holding hands with Alisha Wainwright mean that he is cheating. Is it ever okay for a married man to hold hands with another woman? They talk about the new Hulu series Dollface and HBO’s Mrs. Fletcher. Next, a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ask your significant other to pay a greater share of rent if they make more money than you. Could this create a rift in the relationship that could lead down the wrong path? They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the most popular Thanksgiving foods. Plus, they play another game of Betches Superlatives and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #166 Are You Tired Of All The New Streaming Services Yet?

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  Nov 19 2019

  Jordana and Aleen kick off the show with a recap of their busy weekends, a preview of their upcoming vacations, and a few book recommendations. At 14:30 they talk about the renewed drama between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun. Are either of the two feuding sides actually telling the truth? They also tell us about their latest Real Housewives binges, talk about the Countess being late to her own BravoCon event, and share details about the newest Housewives franchise. Next, they discuss the debut of Disney+ and talk about all the competing streaming services. At 30:10 a listener writes in to ask how to confront a pair of friends who started going to concerts without inviting her along. How do you handle not being included in a plan? At 36:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of some of the best classic Disney films. Finally, they introduce Betches Superlatives, the new segment where we find out which person in the office is most likely to do what, including the most likely to leave without saying goodbye....more

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• #165 Is Hiding Instagram Likes The Answer To Your Social Media Anxiety?

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  Nov 12 2019

  Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a conversation about the Showtime show Couples Therapy and how f*cked up we all are in our relationships. Plus, they react to the series finale of The Affair and tell us what they thought of the show’s conclusion. At 18:45 they talk about Instagram’s move to start hiding likes from the public. Do you think people will be more free with their posts if people can’t see their like count? They also follow up on last week’s list of the most beloved celebrity couples with a few listener submissions. Then at 36:50 an emailer asks for advice with handling a toxic work environment. Is it your responsibility to adjust to a bad situation, or should you just go look for something more fulfilling? At 42:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the most famous celebrity couples to get together in 2019. They close out the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #164 Which Celeb Breakup Would Be The Most Devastating?

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  Nov 05 2019

  Sami and Aleen are back and kick off the show with a conversation about all the people missing from Stassi and Beau’s engagement party this weekend, and discuss the drama surrounding Kanye’s Brunchella debacle. Is this the most embarrassing event since Fyre Festival? At 15:05 they discuss all things TV including what’s new, what’s good, and where you should watch. With all the new streaming services popping up, which ones will last and which are actually worth paying for? At 33:40 a listener writes in for help with a light-weight she invited to her bachelorette party. How do you express pre-party concerns without coming off as passive aggressive? At 42:20 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the highest profile breakups of 2019, and ask which celebrity breakup would hit you the hardest. They close out the show by questioning every relationship Taylor Swift has ever had....more

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• #163 Which Celebrity Won Halloween?

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  Oct 29 2019

  Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk about their Halloweekend and tell us what costumes each of them wore. Plus, at 5:10 they discuss the new thriller Parasite and explain what it says about wealth and status. Next, they break down the release of two new singles from Selena Gomez, the timeline of her break from Justin Bieber, and all the drama going on between her and Hailey. At 17:55 they discuss RHOC star Meghan King Edmonds splitting from her cheating husband. Did Vicki really predict exactly how long their marriage would last? At 30:35 a listener writes in to ask for advice with a group of friends whose interests are out of touch with current events. Is it okay to split from your friend group if you think they aren’t maturing along with you? At 38:00 they play the Ranking Game with a list of the best celebrity Halloween costumes of the year, including a great mother-daughter pick from Kylie and Stormi. Then they finish the show by telling us who they all want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram...more

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• #162 What If My Love Does Cost A Thing?

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  Oct 22 2019

  Sami is back with Jordana and Aleen to breakdown her trip to Switzerland. They talk about going on vacation with family and highlight the best places to travel with your mom. At 16:50 they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s wedding this weekend, and the ongoing drama between Liam and Miley. Plus, they react to the latest shows to hit streaming. At 33:35 they read a Dear Betch email from a listener who is more successful than her boyfriend and not sure what to do. Is it wrong to break up with someone because they don’t make enough money? In honor of Halloween, at 41:20 they rank how much fun each holiday was back when they were 23-years-old, as well as how much fun they are now. At 48:10 they close out the show with their Betch Slaps of the week. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram...more

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• #161 When Is It Okay To Just Leave The Group Chat?

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  Oct 15 2019

  Jordana and Aleen are back with a recap of the U Up? Live shows this weekend and tell us what Joey Fatone was like in person. Plus, they talk about how disappointing the Breaking Bad movie was. They also react to the latest Miley and Liam drama and tell us whether or not they’re destined to get back together. At 15:55 they share their reaction to the season finale of Succession, including a theory about who is really pulling the strings. At 23:30 an emailer asks how to deal with a pair of close friends who are always in fights. Is it okay to just leave the group chat if things are getting out of hand? At 30:35 they play a round of the Ranking Game with the juiciest scandals in RHOC history. Is Vicki Gunvalson’s “cancer-gate” saga the most appalling scandal in all of the Real Housewives franchises? Then they close out the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #160 Should I Measure My Close Friends Based On Wedding Invitations?

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  Oct 08 2019

  Jordana, Aleen and Sami return to discuss their weekend binge watching which included “Joker”, “Succession”, and “The Politician”, only to find that the type of shows that they’re interested are completely different. At 14:00 they talk about Miley Cyrus’ recent thirst trapping Instagram antics since her divorce from Liam. At 19:55 they talk about Kylie and Travis’ breakup and her late night meetups with Tyga. At 25:00 they discuss whether or not Kanye West is trying to start his own religion. At 29:45 a listener writes in wondering how to deal with her anxiety and fomo about not being invited to a wedding that her friends are going to. At 37:00 they play the ranking game, Halloween candy edition. At 47:35 they award their Betch Slap of the week....more

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• #159 Has Anyone Ever Enjoyed A Hayride?

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  Oct 01 2019

  Jordana and Aleen start the show with a recap of the wedding they attended this weekend and their thoughts on this week’s episode of Succession. They also talk about all the drama happening on RHOC. Is everyone trying to get Kelly kicked off the show? At 22:10 they share the latest pop culture news including J.Lo teaming up with Shakira for the Superbowl halftime show, details from the Bieber wedding, and Malika Haqq turning her pregnancy into sponcon. At 36:10 a listener writes in to ask if she should be pissed that her boyfriend’s sister didn’t include her name on their save-the-date. Is this an obvious signal that she’s not welcome at the wedding? At 47:00 Sami joins the show and they close things out with a Ranking Game all about the most popular fall activities. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram...more

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• #158 The One Where We Rank The ‘Friends’

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  Sep 24 2019

  Jordana, Aleen and Sami are back and start with a recap of their European vacations, including highlights from Italy, Aleen’s airline horror story, and Jordana’s first Oktoberfest. At 25:50 they break down the Aaron and Nick Carter dumpster fire going on and tell us why they’re suddenly in the news. Is Aaron in need of help or is Nick just overreacting? At 42:25 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with overbearing men in the workplace. Is it better to stick it out or look for or a new job? Then at 47:00 they celebrate the 25th anniversary of Friends with a round of The Ranking Game all about characters from the show. Could Chandler BE any funnier? They close out the show with a conversation about how each character fits in the group and which one is the absolute worst....more

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• #157 Why Can’t We Stop Talking About Caroline Calloway?

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  Sep 17 2019

  Sami and Aleen are back, and with Jordana on vacation they break down the controversy surrounding faux-influencer Caroline Calloway, including her Adderall fueled spiral. Does she deserve all the hate, or is she just a victim of her own addiction? At 32:45 a listener (who may just be more obsessed with Succession than them) shares in-depth thoughts on the latest episode and asks about Nan’s impressive performance. Is this the best show on tv right now? At 39:12 they play The Ranking Game, vacation-style. What is the worst type of vacation to go on? They finish the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #156 What Do I Do If All The Women I Work With Are Cliquey?

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  Sep 10 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana start the show a conversation about fall finally arriving in New York City and a debate about which season is the best time of year. Plus, they recap Jordana’s 30th birthday wine tour this weekend. At 13:50 they discuss the latest episode of Succession. Is this the best episode they’ve ever made? Then at 26:25 they break down the latest news about the Britney Spears conservatorship and explain what’s happening with the custody battle over her children. They also discuss a new Betches article that asks whether or not influencers are just using gratitude to brag. At 39:40 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a group of catty co-workers. Is it up to her boss to get involved or should she take care of this on her own? At 45:20 they play The Ranking Game with some of the most regrettable fashion trends of the early 2000’s, then reveal who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #155 Is Justin Bieber Like, Emotionally Mature Now?

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  Sep 03 2019

  Sami, Aleen and Jordana start the show with a recap of Aleen’s mini-honeymoon, including the most romantic moments and a conversation about whether or not you feel different after getting married. Plus, they talk about the nude beach she swam at and debate whether or not they’d have the courage to go nude. At 23:30 they discuss Justin Bieber’s public statement about dealing with fame at a young age. Is he suddenly mature? They also talk about the controversial new Dave Chappelle stand up special and react to the latest episode of Succession. At 50:40 a listener writes in to ask if her mom is right to accuse her boyfriend of taking advantage of her financial support. Is there a double standard when women are the breadwinners? At 59:45 they play The Ranking Game with some of the best fictional criminals in film and television, then tell us who they are going to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #154 What’s The Best Album Of Taylor Swift’s Career?

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  Aug 27 2019

  Sami and Jordana start the show with highlights from Aleen’s wedding this weekend, including a story about how Jordana managed to break into a house. At 8:00 they talk about the new Betches Off Campus podcast and share some of the craziest stories from their college days. At 18:00 they discuss the new Taylor Swift album and recap the latest Bravo drama. Why did Bethenny Frankel leave RHONY and what was her cryptic marriage-tweet all about? They also react to this week’s episode of HBO’s Succession. At 34:40 a listener writes in to ask for advice with the next step in her career. Is it better to move from job to job or should you just stay put? At 39:15 they play The Ranking Game with all of Taylor Swift’s albums, then they close out the show with their Betch Slap of the Week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #153 Is It Socially Acceptable To Claim A Wedding Date Before You’re Even Engaged?

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  Aug 20 2019

  Sami, Jordana and Aleen begin the show with a recap of Jordana’s trip across the midwest this weekend for the UUp? Live tour. At 20:10 they update us on who Tyler from The Bachelorette is hooking up with, including rumors about Gigi Hadid and Andi Dorfman. At 25:30 they discuss the latest episode of HBO’s Succession. Which character is actually in line to take over, and which ones are just getting played? At 37:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s socially acceptable to claim a date for your wedding if you’re not even engaged yet. How far do you have to space out your wedding from an immediate family member to avoid stepping on their toes? At 44:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the most notorious scammers of our generation. To close out the show they tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #152 Is Miley Cyrus Milking Her Divorce For Publicity?

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  Aug 13 2019

  Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their busy weekends. At 15:15 they talk about Miley Cyrus getting divorced from Liam Hemsworth and all the drama that has unfolded since the news dropped. What do you make of Miley and Kaitlynn Carter posting pictures together? At 28:20 they discuss Kid Rock coming for Taylor Swift. Do we like it when our favorite celebrities share their political opinions? Plus, they react to the season premiere of HBO’s Succession. At 44:45 an emailer is sick of people assuming her partner pays for everything. Should you get offended if people think someone else pays for your lifestyle? To finish the show they play The Ranking Game with days of the week, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #151 What Does It Mean If You Got A Save-The-Date But No Wedding Invitation?

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  Aug 06 2019

  Jordana, Aleen and Sami start the show with a conversation about their weekends and a debate about what counts as “sweet”. Should plain yogurt ever be considered dessert? At 15:30 they talk about Quentin Tarantino’s new movie Once Upon a Time In Hollywood and tell us where it ranks all-time in his list of films. At 28:35 they dive into the season finale of Euphoria and debate what actually happened at the end of the episode. Was this the worst episode of the season? They also recap the conclusion of RHOBH and tell us which housewives are fundamentally bad people. At 43:40 a listener writes in to ask what to do if you received a save-the-date but never got an invitation to the wedding. Is it okay to ask if you’ve been disinvited? They finish the show with a round of “The Ranking Game” all about the best and worst seasons of Real Housewives, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #150 Is Unfollowing Someone The Biggest Insult?

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  Jul 30 2019

  Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their weekends, including a new video game obsession and a brief hacking crisis. At 16:50 they talk about Kylie finally unfollowing Jordyn Woods after she was seen hanging with James Harden. Then they dive into the latest episode of Euphoria and debate which character has the best backstory. They also recap the Real Housewives reunions from the last few weeks. At 34:45 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to be upset with her friend for flaunting her new relationship. Is it wrong to tell someone you don’t want to see happy pictures of them with their boyfriend? At 47:35 they play a game of “Who Follows Who?” all about which celebrities are following each other and which ones aren’t. They finish the show with a conversation about the relationship Caitlyn Jenner has with her children and share their Betch Slap of the week.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #149 Can We All Agree Big Little Lies Was A Huge Disappointment?

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  Jul 23 2019

  Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a recap of the #BetchesStaycation. At 7:50 they talk about the Gossip Girl reboot and all the streaming options we have now. They update us on the Fashion Ambitionist engagement story from a few weeks ago and discuss the trend of performative vulnerability on Instagram. Are people getting carried away with long captions aimed at making themselves seem authentic? At 25:00 they dive into the Big Little Lies finale. Were you disappointed by how it all ended? They also react to the Real Housewives reunions, including Luann’s ongoing problems and Lisa Vanderpump’s absence. At 51:05 a listener writes in to ask if she should say “I love you” back to her boyfriend or wait until she really means it. At 55:25 they play a RHONY-themed game all about crazy quotes uttered by Ramona Singer, then close the show with a conversation about Kim Kardashian’s line of body makeup.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #148 Why Are People Freaking Out About Area 51?

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  Jul 16 2019

  Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start with a recap of Aleen’s bridal shower and Jordana’s attempt to make garlic bread. At 8:25 they talk about the enormous group of people that have vowed to storm Area 51 and tell us whether or not they buy into the conspiracy theory. How much would someone have to pay you to join the raid on Area 51? At 19:15 they discuss the “I Love You, Now Die” documentary that has everyone talking. Was the punishment fair for the crime she committed? They also talk about the latest episode of Big Little Lies and how irritating the show has begun to feel. At 47:00 a listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to uninvite yourself from a group trip if you no longer feel welcome. Should you you just go through with it or remove yourself from the situation? At 51:55 they finish the show with an Area 51-themed game featuring celebrity quotes about aliens, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.    Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #147 Why Does Meghan Markle Keep Firing Her Nannies?

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  Jul 09 2019

  Sami, Jordana and Aleen are back and start with the peak and pit from Sami’s trip to Vietnam, including the story of how she ended up hitchhiking with her fiancé. They recap their 4th of July weekend in NJ and discuss the huge Women’s World Cup win. At 20:45 they try to figure out what the f*ck is going on with the royal family and tell us why they think Meghan Markle is already on her third nanny. They talk about the RHOC preview video that just dropped and discuss all the drama about to happen this season. At 40:00 a listener writes in to ask how to approach dating in the office. Is there a respectful way to reject a coworker that asks you out? At 45:50 they finish the show with a Real Housewives-inspired Would You Rather game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!...more

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• #146 Should Scooter Braun Give Taylor Swift Her Music Back?

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  Jul 02 2019

  Jordana and Aleen start the show with a preview their 4th of July plans. Then at 4:00 they talk about the new season of The Hills and tell us which cast members have been surprisingly genuine. Will the rest of the season be as entertaining as the premiere? At 11:20 they discuss Taylor Swift’s public comments about Scooter Braun buying her catalog of music. Find out which side they’re taking in the feud. They cover all the pop-culture news from the weekend including Jax and Brittany’s wedding, the Britney Spears photoshop fail, and Kim Kardashian’s Kimono debacle. At 31:30 a listener writes in to ask for advice with changing careers. Is it ever too late to pick a different career path? They close out the show with a game called “Scoot or Swift” all about which celebrities are backing Taylor Swift and which ones are turning on her.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Simple Health: Try Simple Health for free - just go to SimpleHealth.com/Slapped or enter the code Slapped at checkout!...more

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• #145 Was The Instagram Engagement Staged?

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  Jun 25 2019

  Jordana and Aleen start with details from the wedding they attended this weekend, including the moment Aleen ran into Countess Luann. Next, they discuss the latest drama from RHONY and react to Tinsley’s lack of life skills. Does she just need a life makeover? At 18:10 they talk about influencer Marissa Fuchs getting engaged (then married) last week on Instagram and why everyone is suspicious of her involvement. They talk about The Hills reunion airing this week and share some of their favorite moments from the show’s original run. At 41:55 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with being an only child of a stage-five clinger mom with conservative political views. How do you create boundaries and gain independence from your mother? At 47:20 they finish the show with a “Who Knows The Hills?” trivia game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap....more

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• #144 Is My Friend Judgmental Or Just Jealous?

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  Jun 18 2019

  Sami, Jordana and Aleen start with a recap of their weekends, including a trip to the Hamptons and a housewarming party. Next, they discuss Taylor Swift’s new single and explain why everyone is talking about the music video. At 14:35 they tell us why this week’s episode of RHONY was the best in the history of the show. Then they talk about the drama that unfolded in the latest episode of Big Little Lies. At 50:35 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a friend who can’t help but project her insecurities on others. How do you not take hurtful comments personally? At 55:20 they finish the show with a Father’s Day themed game of “Which Celebs Posted About Their Dad?” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Thirdlove: That’s ThirdLove.com/BETCH for 15% off today!   BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with discount code SLAPPED when you visit BetterHelp.com/SLAPPED!...more

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• #143 Is This The Summer Of Meryl Streep?

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  Jun 11 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements (be sure to listen to this week’s U Up? for more). Then they recap their weekend highlights, including a fun poolside hang, and share a great summer cocktail recipe. Next, they discuss Britney’s claim that paparazzi are editing photos to make her look heavier. At 13:10 they talk about Kylie Jenner throwing a Handmaid’s Tale party for her new bff. Is this weird or funny? They speculate about the announcement that Lisa Vanderpump is officially leaving RHOBH. At 26:20 they recap the premiere episode of Big Little Lies. Is Meryl the only good thing about this season? At 34:00 a listener writes in to ask for help with a guy that crept back into her life. At 43:00 they play a Big Little Lies-themed game of “Kill, F*ck, Meryl” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! Malibu: For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Daily Harvest: Go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code Slapped to get three cups free in your first box! Lola: For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter promo code Slapped when you subscribe!...more

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• #142 This is When You Pull Out of The Bachelorette Weekend

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  Jun 04 2019

  Jordana, Aleen and Sami kick off the show with a recap of the bachelorette party that took place over the weekend and compare their embarrassing sleep habits. At 7:00 they talk about an ongoing trial that involves Ashton Kutcher and a serial killer. Next, they preview the upcoming seasons of Handmaid’s Tale and Big Little Lies. Unpopular opinion: is Reese Witherspoon the most annoying actress in Hollywood? At 18:55 they catch us up on the latest RHONY drama and tell us which cast members they think are really friends outside the show. They also recap this season of RHOBH, including Lisa Vanderpump’s latest manipulations. At 39:10 a listener asks for advice about getting her first job out of college. Another listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to skip a bachelorette weekend with 26 girls and only one bathroom. Does it count as high maintenance if you want your own bed and bathroom? At 51:35 they play a game where they vote on which of them is highest and lowest maintenance on vacation, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #141 Should We Be Gassing Each Other Up More Often? Ft. Olivia Wilde

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  May 28 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Memorial Day and tell us all about their weekend getaways, including Jordana’s crazy Uber story. They talk about Paris Hilton reigniting her feud with Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens Live. At 23:52 they’re joined by Olivia Wilde to talk about her new movie Booksmart. They start out with their reaction to the film and talk about how the soundtrack came together. Olivia tells us which line in the movie was changed during filming and how it relates to her character on The OC. At 32:20 they talk about the trend toward women gassing each other up instead of tearing each other down. They discuss how Olivia got into directing and highlight the gender disparity among directors in Hollywood. They swap embarrassing stories from high school and tell us what they’d do differently if they could. At 54:58 they finish the show with a lightning-round pop quiz all about Olivia’s favorite things and most embarrassing secrets....more

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• #140 Is The Dragon The Best Actor On Game Of Thrones?

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  May 21 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are here with the only Game of Thrones roast you need to hear, but first they recap the latest RHOBH drama. Is Lisa Vanderpump really going to quit the show? They also catch us up on RHONY and share their favorite moments from the season so far. At 16:03 they dive into the Game of Thrones finale and give their thoughts on how it all ended. Is anybody satisfied with the outcome? They highlight some of the most frustrating plot holes and unresolved storylines from the series. Is the show just setting us up for the inevitable sequels? At 38:30 they offer suggestions for how the ending could have been fixed and tell us where things went wrong. At 49:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ignore people who reach out over LinkedIn. Where do you draw the line when it comes to networking? To close the show they test their Game of Thrones knowledge with a “Who Killed Who?” trivia game....more

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• #139 Has Game of Thrones Played Itself?

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  May 14 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back with their reaction to the penultimate Game of Thrones episode. Why are they rushing through this season? At 20:40 the GOT conversation is over and they dive into a crazy story about a NY socialite who faked her own wedding and tricked the groom into thinking they were legally married for three years. They debate whether or not he really knew what was going on, or if she actually fooled him for this long. At 38:50 a listener asks if it’s okay to feel rejected by a close friend who didn’t choose her to be a bridesmaid. Another listener writes in to ask how to juggle two groups of friends. They finish the show with a game about the most famous celebrity couples who may or may not actually be married, and some passionate Betch-Slaps of the week....more

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• #138 Was This The Best Or Worst Met Gala Ever?

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  May 07 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Mexico to talk about Aleen’s bachelorette party weekend. They recap everything that happened on the trip and admit which one of them is always first to ditch the club and head home to sleep. At 10:40 they talk about last night’s Met Gala, including what the “Camp” theme was supposed to mean, the best outfits of the night, and which celebrities missed the point. At 28:20 they dive into the latest Game of Thrones episode and predict what will happen in the final two weeks. At 41:50 a listener writes in to ask if she should feel guilty for not obeying the rules of girl code. They finish the show with a game about some of the most surprising Met Gala dates of all time....more

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• #137 It’s Not About The Whitewalkers

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  Apr 30 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana return to break down one of the most hyped episodes of “Game of Thrones” ever, because there are so many unanswered questions and so many predictions to be made. At 16:55 they breakdown the extremely convoluted 50 Cent, Randall Emmett, La La Kent beef. At 32:25 a listener writes in wondering how to avoid going to the wedding of a friend that she’s not that close to anymore. At 38:45 they play a game called “Is This Real Beef?” and try to figure out which 50 Cent beefs are real and which are fake. At 44:20 they reveal their Betch Slap of the week. Thanks To Our Sponsors! Rothy's- Framebridge-...more

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• #136 Did Prince William Really Cheat On Kate Middleton?

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  Apr 26 2019

  Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco.

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• #135 Where The F*ck Is Britney Spears?

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  Apr 23 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back to talk some Game of Thrones and share their theories about who will die next week. At 15:15 they talk about the latest Britney Spears drama and speculate whether or not we should join the #FreeBritney movement. At 28:40 they discuss news that Instagram may soon be getting rid of likes. Would you rather go back to the early days of Instagram when it was basically your personal photo album? Then they break down Kanye’s Coachella Sunday Service performance. At 47:30 a listener writes in to ask how to get over a painful breakup. They finish the show with a game where they guess the most-liked Instagram posts of all time....more

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• #134 How Do I Tell My Mom To Stop Inviting Her Friends To My Wedding?

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  Apr 16 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all back and they start off talking about the Game of Thrones season premiere. Is this show just setting us up for a huge letdown? At 7:25 they transition to a conversation about the latest RHONY episode, including Sonja’s epic meltdown. At 19:30 they debate whether or not Kim Kardashian actually plans to become a lawyer. Is she insulting the legal profession? They also talk about Coachella, Ariana Grande performing with NSYNC, and everyone in attendance posting the same photo. At 31:50 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with family members who refuse to go along with her wedding plans. Finally, they finish the show with a game of Coachella-themed “Would You Rather” and their Betch Slap of the week....more

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• #133 Are Millennials Actually Sick of Drinking?

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  Apr 09 2019

  Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all here, and they start off talking about Sami’s upcoming 30th birthday. At 6:40 they discuss an article in the Atlantic asking if millennials are getting tired of drinking. This leads to a conversation about their changing drinking habits. At 23:10 they share a dramatic reading of the cringeworthy poem Justin Bieber wrote for Hailey Baldwin. At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a coworker who insists on talking about his political opinions all day. They finish the show with a game of “Guess the Celebrity Poet” featuring some of the most absurd poems celebrities have ever written....more

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• #132 Should I Tell My Friend She’s About to Get Dumped?

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  Apr 02 2019

  Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about the crazy Elizabeth Holmes documentary that everyone is obsessed with. At 5:15 they discuss the launch of Kourtney Kardashian’s new lifestyle brand Poosh. After all that hype, is this really just another version of Goop? At 11:20 Aleen updates us on her RHOC rewatch, which is already into Season 13. Then they discuss a news story about male birth control being just a few years away. Would you trust your guy to remember to take his birth control pills? At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask if she should tell a close friend that she’s about to get dumped. They finish the show with a game of “21-ish Questions” all about Real Housewives cast members....more

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• #131 Are Celebrities F*cking Up Their Photoshop On Purpose?

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  Mar 26 2019

  Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a friend’s bridal party. Another listener writes in to ask why everyone is always questioning her happiness. In honor of Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday, they close the show with a game of Sex and the City trivia....more

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• #130 Hey Kourtney, What’s a Poosh?

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  Mar 19 2019

  Sami and Aleen are back and talking about their upcoming bachelorette party plans. At 5:15 they dive into the crazy college admissions scandal that landed Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in jail. Then they discuss Kourtney Kardashian’s mystery brand Poosh, Jordyn Woods back in the news, and the gripping new Madeleine McCann documentary. At 21:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a difficult manager. Another listener asks for their opinions on not inviting children to her wedding. Is it weird to not include your own nieces? They finish the show with a sex-awards themed game and their Betch Slap of the Week....more

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• #129 Are Any Couples In Hollywood NOT Cheating On Each Other?

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  Mar 12 2019

  Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about all the hype behind tonight’s Bachelor finale. Jordana gives us some expert tips for choosing your dating-app pics, including what not to do. At 6:00 they talk about J.Lo and A-Rod getting engaged. Is there any truth to the cheating rumors? They predict which Hollywood couples are actually faithful and which ones are not. At 17:10 they discuss to the new season of RHONY and catch us up on their Orange County re-watch. Aleen has a question about one of the Housewives marriages that just doesn’t add up. At 30:30 a listener writes in to ask if she should be concerned that her boyfriend didn’t ask for a plus-one to his cousin’s wedding. Another listener asks for help with splitting the cost of a bachelorette party. Is it normal to cover costs for the bride? They finish the show with a game of Real Housewives-themed Would You Rather and their Betch Slap of the Week....more

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• #128 Why the F*ck Are People Still Defending Michael Jackson?

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  Mar 05 2019

  Sami and Aleen are back and talking about the Michael Jackson documentary that debuted on HBO this week. Why do people feel the need to doubt the accounts of abuse survivors? At 11:45 Aleen shares a rumor about the surprising celeb Kourtney Kardashian is secretly dating. Could this guy really be her new boyfriend? At 16:30 a listener writes in for help with being happy for her friends despite remaining single and jobless after college. Then another listener asks what to do about her brother and her best friend hooking up behind her back. They finish the show with a game of Kardashian relationship trivia and share their Betch Slap of the week....more

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• #127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama?

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  Feb 26 2019

  Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #126 Who Is Kim K’s Fashion Mole?

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  Feb 19 2019

  Jordana and Aleen are back and talking about the internet’s reaction to the passing of Karl Lagerfeld. At 5:55 they discuss the crazy vintage dress Kim K wore over the weekend. Does Kim have a right to be outraged that companies are selling cheap replicas of the designs she wears? At 12:20 they catch us up on Aleen’s RHOC re-watch and discuss the new Bev Hills season. Is Denise Richards a good fit for the show? At 25:45 they ask if we have too many boring streaming options to choose from right now. At 36:15 a listener writes in to ask if she’s being the high maintenance one in her friend group, and another asks for advice about quitting a job she just started. They close out the show with a trivia game all about how much money each of the Real Housewives make for being on the show....more

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• #125 We’re Really Angry About Stormi’s 1st Birthday Party

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  Feb 12 2019

  Sami and Aleen are back and talking about this year’s Grammy Awards show. They defend Cardi B from the haters who didn’t like her winning best rap album, and talk about Kacey Musgraves winning album of the year. Is country music still polarizing, or are you finally willing to admit you like it? At 11:45 they talk about Jennifer Aniston’s celeb-packed birthday party and the over-the-top celebration Kylie threw for Stormi this weekend. If you had the chance, would you want to be the child of a huge celebrity? At 26:15 they ask why Justin Theroux and Jen couldn’t make their marriage work. At 31:15 a listener asks for advice after feeling left out by her best friends, and another writes in to ask about confronting her roommate’s boyfriend. In honor of the RHOBH Season 9 premiere they play a game of housewives themed throwback trivia. At 52:50 they close out the show with their Betch Slap of the Week....more

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• #124 Why Won’t Some Facebook Friendships Just Die?

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  Feb 05 2019

  Sami and Jordana are back and talking about Sami’s big win in the office Super Bowl pool despite not understanding what an office pool even is. Are guys onto something with this sports gambling stuff? At 3:05 they discuss the birth of Andy Cohen’s baby, and at 7:15 they talk about this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Are we the only ones who think this season is boring AF? At 12:05 they discuss an article about Facebook friendships that just won’t die. Do you feel closer to someone when you see their Facebook posts or do they just infuriate you? At 20:10 they answer a listener question about bad eyebrows, and another about an overbearing boss. They close out the show with a game of “First World Problem Solvers” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week....more

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• #123 Where TF Were The Rest Of The Housewives At Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower?

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  Jan 29 2019

  Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about Andy Cohen’s celeb-packed baby shower this weekend. They speculate about which of the Real Housewives were M.I.A. from the shower and why that might be. At 9:20 their Throwback Convo of the Week features RHOC Season 7. Is it just us or were the Housewives way harsh back then? At 24:30 a listener writes in asking how to get her rude ass BFF to be less of an airhead. They also share the secret to a happy couple: his-and-hers sinks. At 36:30 they close out the show with a round of RHOC-themed “Shoot, F*ck, Marry” and ask “Would You Rather” attend a Kardashian party or a Bravo party? Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Shoedazzle- Go to Shoedazzle.com/SLAPPED to get your first pair of shoes for just $10!...more

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• #122 Is Fyre Festival Is The Greatest Scam Of All Time?

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  Jan 22 2019

  Aleen and Sami are back and talking about today’s launch of the new Ship dating app from Betches. At 7:35 they dive into the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and never want the convo to end. Which one did you like better, Netflix of Hulu? At 26:10 Sami makes a shocking confession. At 33:10 they continue the theme of influencer scams with a discussion of Caroline Calloway and her failed creativity "seminars." At 42:00 they respond to an email about finding new friends. They conclude with some con-artist themed games and thoughts on Oscar snubs. Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Third Love- Go to ThirdLove.com/Betch now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!...more

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• #121 How Do I Tell A Bride That Her Bridesmaids Dress Choices Suck?

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  Jan 15 2019

  Sami and Jordana are back and talking about the new show on Netflix, “You” starring Penn Badgley. Isn’t he just playing the same role from Gossip Girl? They agree that the stalker genre is always entertaining. At 10:00 they discuss the egg picture that went viral on Instagram this week. At 11:45 they discuss an article about influencers faking brand deals. Is this going to ruin the industry? At 24:00 they read a listener email about trying to fit into a bridesmaid dress. Is it time brides stop making us wear matching dresses? At 29:30 another listener writes in to ask for help with a psycho manager. They play “Would You Rather” with some tough questions about money vs fame. And they ask: would you want to party with your 21-year-old self? Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Beachbody- Get a special free trial membership when you text BETCH to 303030 Kopari- Go to KopariBeauty.com/slapped to make the safe switch today, and save $5 off your first order when you subscribe!...more

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• #120 Is Bird Box Overrated?

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  Jan 08 2019

  Aleen and Jordana are ready to break down all the television that’s worth catching up on since the holiday break, starting with the Netflix phenomenon “Bird Box.” Jordana liked the movie. Aleen hasn’t seen it but they both agree that there are few things more meme-able than Sandra Bullock walking around a forest in a blindfold. At 4:30 they talk about the chaos happening on season 5 of RHOC. At 15:00 they talk about the Golden Globes and how Lady Gaga’s presence spiced up the ceremony. At 20:00 a listener writes in wondering how to help her friends be more responsible with their finances. At 28:20 a listener writes in wondering how to ask her roommate’s boyfriend to be more considerate of her belongings. At 33:30 they play some games including “shoot, party with, bff” and “shoot, fuck, marry.”   Thanks to our sponsors! Zola- To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/slapped Hourglass- Discover Hourglass and experience unparalleled, next-generation performance by visiting Hourglass Cosmetics.com/SLAPPED, and use promo code SLAPPED to get free shipping with your purchase of a full-sized Caution Mascara! Go to DAILY-HARVEST.com and enter promo code SLAPPED to get three cups FREE in your first box!...more

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• #119 New Year, Same Betch

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  Jan 01 2019

  Jordana and Sami are here to help you ring in 2019. They both agree that 2018 was a good one and are hoping 2019 follows suit. At 7:30 they discuss their favorite slang words that have been put to rest in the last year or so. At 12:50 they reveal their New Year’s resolutions. At 20:30 a listener moving cross country wants to know if it’s time to get a raise if she’s to stay with her company. At 23:20 an unmarried betch wants to know how to be less annoyed by her married friends when they talk about their husbands. At 32:10 they play some games including, “would you rather never be able to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom or never have the thermostat above 63?”and “shoot fuck marry: RHONY, RHOBH, and Vanderpump Rules”....more

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• #118 Is Meghan Markle Running A Royal Scam? Ft. Enty Lawyer

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  Dec 25 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Hailey Baldwin. At 31:10 they talk about the strategy of celebs fabricating debilitating diseases to cover up drug problems. At 37:00 Enty spills the tea on the biggest Kardashian secrets. At 49:00 Enty gives an update on the rising tensions within the royal family.   Thanks to our sponsor, Care/of. For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter "Slapped"....more

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• #117 Vanderpump Rules Is An HR Nightmare

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  Dec 18 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back with the second to last episode of 2018. They start by talking about Pete Davidson’s troubling instagram post. They both feel like it’s a cry for help stemming, possibly, from Ariana Grande’s fans rabidly bullying him on social media. At 6:30 they talk about the utter chaos breaking out on celebrity twitter with Kanye West going on an unhinged rampage. At 10:40 they talk about the drama unfolding on “Vanderpump Rules”. They feel it might finally be time to recognize that Sur is just an HR nightmare. At 13:55 they give a royal update on Meghan Markle’s refusal to hunt pheasants and the drama between her and Kate. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering if her apathy in a new job that allows her to work from home might ruin her in the long run. At 28:45 a listener writes in wondering how to approach her boyfriend’s group of friends about inviting his ex girlfriend to gatherings. At 35:50 they play would you rather.    Thanks to our sponsors  Boon- Send your Betchiest Holiday Greetings with our Betches Design Pack on Boon. Just download the app by searching Send Boon (2 words) in the itunes app store. Thirdlove-Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!  Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order....more

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• #116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

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  Dec 11 2018

  Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky. At 17:15 a listener writes in wondering if it’s time to move home instead of living with her boyfriend and his annoying roommates. At 23:00 a listener writes in wondering if she should confront a friend who hooked up with one of her exes while they were on a break. At 29:15 they play some games including: “would you rather- live with your bf’s parents for 5 years and then live in your dream home for the rest of your life or live in a home you think is just ok forever?” “would you rather listen to Christmas music for 10 months of the year or listen to no music for 10 months of the year?” and “shoot, fuck, marry- Jason Mamoa, Liam Hemsworth, and Marcus Mumford”. Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase.   Talkspace- To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show....more

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• #115 What Exactly Does Tom Schwartz Do?

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  Dec 04 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back just in time for the beginning of a merry Decembetch. They start by talking about the return of Bravo masterpiece “Vanderpump Rules”. Sami feels as though the stability of the Vanderpump cast is bad for the show explaining that happy relationships with no cheating might make for boring storylines. At 10:00 they talk about why on earth Jax and Brittany got engaged at a fish shack in Malibu. At 15:00 they talk about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which they both found extremely boring. They both feel as though it’s an outdated relic that hasn’t evolved in years. At 21:55 they talk about Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next” video which they thought lacked any real substance. At 35:00 a listener writes in wondering if an overly judgmental friend should be phased out of her circle. At 39:10 a listener writes in wondering if her anxious start to a new job is a warning sign to get out of the business. At 46:10 they play some games including: “would you rather be a soccer player or Victoria’s Secret Model?”, “BFF, party with or shoot- Adriana Lima, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez”, and “would you rather open all your packages with your teeth or eat all your meals with chopsticks?” Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at M.Gemi.com/BETCHES for fifty dollars off your first pair.    Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order plus free delivery in time for Christmas if you order by Monday, December 17th!...more

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• #114 Is Amanda Bynes Back?

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  Nov 27 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back after a long Thanksgiving week. The open the show by talking about the resurgence of Amanda Bynes who is did an interview with Paper Magazine in which she seems lucid. Sami thinks that in hindsight the internet mob was way too harsh on Amanda and is hoping for the best for her. At 7:45 they talk about Kim Kardashian’s admission that she was high on ecstasy when she got married the first time and made her sex tape. At 10:20 they address the rumor that Colton, the new Bachelor, is actually gay and will come out of the closet at the new season’s end. At 14:15 a listener writes in asking what to do if a friend doesn’t accept her apology. At 19:45 a listener writes in wondering how soon is appropriate to take time off when working a new job. At 27:50 they play games including: “shoot, fu*k, marry- Kanye West, Prince Charles, Arie from the Bachelor.” and “would you rather spend the entire month of December drunk, or the entire month sober?”     Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase. Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first purchase!...more

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• #113 Is It Weird That I Don’t Have Work Friends?

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  Nov 20 2018

  Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation so guests can be present in the moment. Jordana loves the idea, Aleen thinks is not so sure. At 9:45 a listener writes in wondering what to do with about an upcoming holiday work party for a job where she has no friends. At 14:30 a listener writes in wondering if she’s justified for being mad at her friends for flaking on her birthday. At 22:04 a listener writes in wondering if she’s selfish for wanting to devote her holiday time to her family instead of her boyfriend’s parents who are divorced. At 28:30 they play some games including: “would you rather have a friend who cries every time you ask them to do something or a friend who unfollows you on Instagram after every flight?” “Shoot, fuck, marry: person who has no social media, person who doesn’t know what social media is, person who posts 5X a day everyday on social media”, and “would you rather always have a fucked up chipped manicure or 3 loose hairs that are always out of place and slightly sticking up?” Thanks To Our Sponsors Framebridge- With just a few taps on your phone, Framebridge lets you create a one-of-a-kind gift that will win Christmas and make someone happy for years to come. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order!   Policy Genius- Life insurance isn’t the most enjoyable thing to think about - most people don’t like thinking about dying. So if you’ve been avoiding getting life insurance because it’s difficult or confusing, give Policygenius a try. Just go to Policygenius dot com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes. You can do the whole thing on your phone right now....more

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• #112 How Do I Figure Out What To Do With My Life?

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  Nov 13 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back and they've made their triumphant return to twitter. They’re also celebrating being added to the Forbes list of “30 Under 30” by popping bottles that exploded all over the Betches kitchen. At 6:00 they talk about the tragic fires sweeping across California. They’re both proud of the Hollywood community for rising to the occasion to help victims in the area. At 10:20 they remember the destruction of Hurricane Sandy and when it hit NYC. At 16:20 a listener writes in wondering if she and her long distance friends are growing apart. At 23:20 a listener writes in wondering how to figure out what she really wants to do with her career. At 31:00 they play some games including would you rather: “wake up every morning at 5 AM or not be able to sleep until midnight?” and “have no wifi for 3 months straight, or have to call someone every time you wanted to text them?”   Thanks To Our Sponsors! Talk Space-The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.    Living Proof-  Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase....more

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• #111 How Do I Turn A Sarcastic Guy Into A Nice Guy?

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  Nov 06 2018

  Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and discussing whether or not “Thank U, Next” is about Pete or not. Jordana thinks that there’s no way team Grande could put together a song so fast. At 8:20 they discuss Britney Spears and whether or not she’s being over medicated to continue making money for her camp. They both wonder if Britney could have been saved in the social media era when it didn’t take a team of people to craft a public persona and turn you into a star. At 16:10 a listener writes in wondering why a guy she’s dating is constantly roasting her when out in public. At 23:20 A listener writes in wondering how to make a career change after discovering that her dream job isn’t her dream job. At 29:40 they play some games including, “BFF, party with, shoot: Ariana Grande, Gigi Hadid, Taylor Swift”, and “Would you rather: date someone who didn’t speak the same language as you, or someone who can’t read?” Thanks to our sponsors! Policy Genius-Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way....more

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• #110 How Do I Balance Friendships and Relationships?

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  Oct 30 2018

  Aleen and Jordana are back and are psyched about the return of TV season. They both spent the weekend watching the “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” remake. Aleen was obsessed with the trailer because she loves magic but was semi disappointed to find out that that it’s more of a teen drama than a spellbinding, dark show. At 10:20 they talk about the “Clueless” remake. Jordana is all for adding a fresh coat of paint to the franchise while Aleen feels as though there’s no need to update it. At 15:15 a listener writes in wondering what to do about a friend who is recklessly hooking up with boys who should be off limits. At 22:11 a listener writes in wondering how to juggle quality time with her boyfriend and her single friends who want to go out. At 29:25 they play some games including “Shoot, BFF, party with: Melissa Joan Hart, Cher Horowitz, and Cady Heron” and “Chuck, fu*k, marry: Aaron Samuels, Harvey Kinkle, and Josh from ‘Clueless’”. Thanks to our sponsors!   Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Policy Genius- Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes Billie- Billie is a Female-first shave brand taking on the pink tax, offering high-quality razors at half the price of you'd pay in stores. Go to MYBILLIE.COM, that’s MY BILLIE DOT COM to start shaving with Billie today!...more

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• #109 When's Happy Hour?

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  Oct 23 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back for a special mailbag episode in celebration of the release of “When’s Happy Hour”. At 4:40 a listener feeling overqualified at work writes in wondering if it’s time to ask for a higher position that her company is trying to fill. At 14:15 a listener writes in wondering how to not be resentful of a co-worker who is taking advantage of their company’s work from home policy. At 19:46 they play some games including “party with, BFF with or chuck: Anna Wintour, Beyonce, Sophia Amoruso” and “would you rather work in a beautiful office 80 hours a week, or work in an office that looks like a prison for 20 hours a week?”...more

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• #108 Do We Have A Right To Know Celebrities’ Personal Drama?

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  Oct 16 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back. They begin talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Sami has been listening to the rumor mill and has come up with some theories as to why the two broke up, some of them, more dramatic than others. At 7:35 they talk about the possibility that child stars misbehave and do drugs because they are abused by adults with influence in Hollywood. Jordana admits that she doesn’t understand why celebrities’ personal lives are any of our business. At 17:40 they talk about Meghan Markle’s pregnancy, wondering what the royal baby will look like. At 22:00 a listener writes in wondering how to get excited about studying abroad after being underwhelmed by the experience. At 29:20 they play some games including “would you rather have lived 4 months abroad in college or right now?” and “shoot, marry, BFF with: Ariana Grande, Meghan Markle, Selena Gomez”. Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way. Talk Space- The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show....more

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• #107 Why Are We So Obsessed With "A Star Is Born"?

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  Oct 09 2018

  Aleen and Jordana are back and Aleen is on the verge of tears talking about “A Star Is Born.” Jordana seems to think the movie is pretty much the same thing as “Walk The Line”. Aleen doesn’t really dispute that. At 3:30 they talk about Mike “The Situation” going to jail. They both agree that if you don’t pay your taxes, you have to do the time. At 10:20 they talk about Banksy’s art sale. Jordana thinks it’s a total PR stunt and is unsure how they get the money to Banksy if no one even knows who he is. At 13:45 a listener writes in wondering how to break up with her roommate and move out on her own. At 20:20 a listener writes in wondering how to leave a job that she recently just got for a job that pays more. At 25:25 they play some games including, “would you rather watch 40 hours of TV a week or throw your TV out?,” “would you rather be on ‘RHONY’ or ‘Survivor’?” and “shoot fu*k marry: The Situation, Justin Bieber’s Dad, Jax Taylor....more

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• #106 Is It Possible to Make New Friends As An Adult?

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  Oct 02 2018

  Aleen and Sami talk about this week’s news and pop culture events. Kim and Kanye may be splitting up. Aleen says Maniac is a weird show. Also, is literally every celebrity constantly tempted by alcohol and drugs? After some fun banter, they read an excerpt called “The 5 People You Meet In Hell (At Work)” from the Betches’ new book, When’s Happy Hour? At 22:40, they take a letter from a London listener who can’t seem to connect with a work friend and now needs a letter of recommendation for a job. How can she request one from her without it coming off wrong? At 30:16, they take another letter from a listener who feels like she wants better friends and doesn’t know how to make new ones. After they wrap up with some games including Would You Rather: Not have a refrigerator or share a bathroom with everyone on your apartment floor. Thanks to our sponsor, Ritual. Ritual created a smarter vitamin with 9 essential ingredients women lack most. Sign up now at Ritual.com/Betch. Thanks to our sponsor Third Love. Go to Thirdlove.com/Betch now to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!...more

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• #105 Why Isn't My Friend Liking My Instagrams?

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  Sep 25 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back with a harrowing statistic that children are not considered adults until they turn 24. Sami agrees with this line of thinking stating that your 20s are your time to find yourself and become the person you are meant to be. At 12:30 they talk about John Mayer’s instagram post targeting internet trolls and how social media is affecting the way people live their lives. Jordana thinks the social media impact is positive, allowing people more choices in their careers, travel destinations and love life. At 17:55 a listener writes in asking if her friend has her back even though she’s not liking her Instagram posts. At 27:40 a listener writes in asking how to make herself feel at home in a new house. At 34:30 they play some games including “would you rather”: sweat mayonnaise or poop a tennis ball? Be supported by your parents until 18 or 38? Live at home until you’re 30 or have your mother live with your family after 35?...more

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• #104 How Do I Re-Kindle Friendships After A Break Up?

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  Sep 18 2018

  Jordana and Aleen are back. They start off talking about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin who are apparently married now? At 2:40 Jordana explains that she doesn’t think Justin and Hailey should be getting married because their love languages don’t line up. They agree that marrying someone that you’ve been dating for less than 2 years is not the best idea since you never really get to know who that person is in important situations. At 7:50 they talk about the drama unfolding in the “Bachelor” world with Jenna Cooper still receiving backlash for the Reality Steve scandal and Becca M’s surprise pregnancy. At 18:00 a listener writes in asking if it’s morally wrong to quit her job before a holiday break to make extra money on her way out. At 25:20 a listener writes in wondering how to re-kindle friendships after exiting a toxic relationship. At 30:10 they play some games including “Would You Rather”: Have your mom be Becca M. or Kylie Jenner? Have your parents be Pete and Ariana or Justin and Hailey? Thanks to our sponsor, Talk Space. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show....more

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• #103 Why Isn’t Anyone Mad At Serena’s Coach?

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  Sep 11 2018

  Shana Tova! Sami and Jordana are back . They talk about Serena Williams’ argument with the umpire at the US Open. Sami maintains that the media wouldn’t be calling the incident a “meltdown” if Serena were a man. At 8:30 they talk about Jordana’s favorite Housewives franchise, RHONY. They agree that the cast is a mess and that Bethenny is not particularly nice to any of them. At 20:50 a listener struggling with her body image writes in asking how to mitigate a friendship that is weighing on her mental wellness. 26:15 a listener writes in asking, how to stop her new roomate from pissing on her floor while he’s sleepwalking. At 30:50 they play games including “shoot, BFF party with: Serena Williams, Carole Radiziwill and Ariana Grande. “Would you rather love everyone you work with and make 30K a year, or hate everyone you work with and make 300K per year?” “Would you rather work directly every day with your mom or your ex?” Thank to our sponsor for this episode, Ritual. Get your vitamins today by visiting ritual.com/betch...more

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• #102 Are Weddings Getting Completely Out Of Hand?

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  Sep 04 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back! Labor Day got Aleen reflecting on what she wants out of her wedding. At 4:30 she explains that she wants to have a practical wedding and the most important thing to her is that everyone comes and has a great time instead of keeping up with some of the extravagant weddings we've all been seeing on Instagram. At 9:40 they talk about Colton being named the new “Bachelor” which bores the hell out of both of them. At 16:45 they talk about the RHONY and try to narrow down which one they would want as their mother. At 22:35 a listener writes in wondering how to not make things awkward at work after dissolving a friends with benefits relationship with a co-worker. 26:00 a listener writes in wondering how to cope with feeling excluded after not being invited to play ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ with co-workers. At 31:10 they play some games including a “Bachelor” edition of shoot, fu*k, marry-Kamille, Colton and Kevin....more

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• # 101 How Do I Get My Needy Friend Off My Back?

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  Aug 28 2018

  Jordana and Aleen are back to wrap up the summer. Labor Day is approaching and so is Jordana’s birthday. She seems utterly unphased by the thought of turning 29. At 6:20 they break down Sunday’s HBO lineup with a recap of “Sharp Objects” and “Insecure”. They both feel that “Sharp Objects” was a little disappointing leaving many questions unanswered, but “Insecure” was hilarious and keeps getting better. At 17:35 a listener asks how to set boundaries for an extremely overbearing friend that is being too extra. At 23:35 a listener asks how to help a depressed friend take steps to get her out of her rut. At 27:55 they play games including “Would You Rather?” only be able to take a sh*t in a gas station bathroom or lose your index finger? Have a toxic relationship with your mother, your daughter or your BFF? Give up sex for the rest of your life or eat only vegetables for the rest of your life? This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly....more

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• #100 We Love a F*cking Agenda Ft. Jaclyn Johnson, Founder of Create & Cultivate

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  Aug 21 2018

  Sami and Aleen are back but they’re having trouble caring that mercury is out of retrograde. Will things really be different under the Pisces moon? At 4:40 they talk about the VMAs. After watching the show they’re both having trouble deciding who they love more, JLO, or Ariana Grande. At 12:05, they play Would You Rather: Be unattractive and be given JLO’s look at age 40, or have Ariana Grande’s look until age 30, but then go sharply downhill? At 18:09 Jaclyn Johnson, founder of Create & Cultivate and author of “Work Party”, joins them. Aleen tells a story about receiving a free room from Jaclyn’s company and a mix up that lead to her and Jordana sharing a king-sized bed. Jaclyn explains her influences for writing the book and who she turned to for advice. At 28:50, an overworked Betch writes in asking how to ask her employer for the raise she feels she deserves....more

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• #99 How Do I Get My Mom Off My Ass?

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  Aug 14 2018

  Aleen and Jordana are back with a recap of the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Jordana doesn’t understand why all the Kardashians think they’re business women. Kim might be in meetings, but is she running a business? At 12:40 they wonder if Scott Disick is finally happy now that he’s in a relationship with no ups and downs. At 14:20 a listener writes in for advice on how to stop a co-worker from taking credit for her projects at work. At 19:30 a listener asks them how to stand up to her controlling mother. At 25:00 they play games including Would You Rather: party hard for 5 nights a week or be on a juice cleanse 5 days a week every week?...more

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• #98 Why Was Arie Flown Into The Maldives?

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  Aug 07 2018

  Jordana and Aleen are back with a lot of thoughts on the “Bachelorette” finale. Aleen is shocked that Becca chose Garrett over Blake. They both agree that Blake seemed genuinely upset and Garrett seems very simple minded. At 12:25 they discuss ABC’s attempt to address Garrett’s scandalous use of racist memes. Jordana maintains that Garrett’s apology was not a real apology. At 21:00 a listener writes in asking for advice on how to handle an unwanted invitation to an uncomfortable networking situation. At 26:00 A listener wonders how she can avoid being locked into a job she dislikes long term. At 29:30 they wrap up with some games including “would you rather date someone who’s been on The Bachelor or someone who’s been unemployed for 2 years?”...more

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• #97 Why Is Your Wedding My Inconvenience?

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  Jul 31 2018

  Sami and Jordana are ready to kiss wedding season goodbye. At 2:20, they discuss the very public Jet Blue Bridesmaid dispute. They both agree that the bride is acting a bit extra, but the bridesmaid is also in the wrong for airing a private conversation on Twitter. Sami thinks that some people plan their wedding as a hobby because it’s the most important thing they’ll ever do. At 15:50, they discuss the re-emergence of Meghan Markle’s dad. Sami is not 100 percent sold on Meghan Markle who, for some reason, still refuses to address her family drama. At 19:30, a listener wonders, “how do I tell my friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her even though she probably already knows and is just in denial?” At 24:00, a listener asks, “how do I avoid an ex boyfriend hoping to run into me and win me back?”. At 29:50, they wrap up with some wedding games including Would You Rather: be a bridesmaid for 25 friends or zero?...more

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• #96 Why is Everyone at The Taylor Swift Concert?

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  Jul 24 2018

  Sami and Aleen are enjoying their summer, but not as much as everyone on Instagram attending the Taylor Swift tour. Sami’s jealousy is real but she can’t help dancing to the stories. At 2:30, they discuss the onslaught of Instagram summer thirst traps, but are a bit surprised that the thirstiest appears to be Emily Ratajkowski. At 8:00, they discuss their new favorite show “Who Is America?” They think Sacha Baron Cohen is doing the Lord’s work by tricking politicians and everyday Americans into saying and doing outrageous things. At 13:16, a listener writes in asking if she should join the Navy to pay for law school. At 18:16, a listener writes in wondering if she should reconnect with members of a book club who cut her out of their crew. At 22:35, they wrap up on games including Would You Rather: attend a Taylor Swift concert every night for an entire month or be banned from ever seeing one....more

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• #95 Why Won’t Meghan Markle’s Dad Stop Talking Sh*t?

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  Jul 17 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back with huge news...Mandy Moore is making music again! They take a deep dive into the life of Meghan Markle. How’s she doing in her first month of a royal? Is she unhappy and acting fake to fit in with the Royal Family? Why is she pretending that her family isn’t dysfunctional? At 16:50, a listener asks “when is it too early to leave my first job and how do I begin networking into a field I want to work in?” At 23:15, a listener asks what to do about her military boyfriend who's not ready to get married. At 30:50 they decide, given the choice, would you rather only be able to take baths for the rest of your life or have to use only your fingers for a hairbrush? It’s more complicated than you think....more

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• #94 The Reason Celebrities Get Engaged Absurdly Fast

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  Jul 10 2018

  Sami and Jordana are back from the weekend of July 4th and they feel done with work. They talk about the best season for hard work (Is August the worst or July?). After 10 days of slacking, it's the perfect opportunity to mention Betches' new book, When's Happy Hour? How to Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work. At 18:36 they take a letter from a listener whose bosses are described as "your average Trump voter stereotype" and who is repeatedly made uncomfortable by her boss. Should she leave or put up with the patriarchy? At 28:32, they take another letter from a listener asking about a "friend" in their friend group that cheats on her boyfriend (who's also in the group) and isn't really that good of a friend in any real way....more

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• #93 How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Clean Up After Himself?

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  Jul 03 2018

  Jordana and Aleen start off talking about the latest ep of RHONY. After they move onto Handmaid's Tale, a show where everyone thinks that every episode is the last episode. They talk about stepping out of the dramatic scenes and imagining what it was like to act in it, a skill Aleen developed while high. At 13:26, they move onto trending "big dick energy" and of course, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. It's theorized that Pete has BDE. At 21:04, they take a letter from a listener whose 10th year high school reunion is right around the corner. She's worried about a run-in with an ex-bestie; they have a lot of unfinished business. At 26:31, they take another letter from a girl planning to live with her boyfriend. The problem is they spent a summer together and she's constantly nagging him about his mess. They wrap up on some games including would you rather: date a guy with a micropenis or a guy who wears floaties into every body of water (including a shower and bathtub)....more

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• #92 Can I Make My Fiancé Take My Last Name?

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  Jun 26 2018

  Aleen and Sami talk about the mentality of Ariana Grande's obsessed BF, Pete Davidson. They estimate how long the relationship will last and who will break up with who. Sami claims that "comedians are most likely to get divorces" They move into Game of Thrones which is not Sami's expertise. Aleen says she knows GoT history more than real history. They talk about Succession afterward, which they love. Then they talk about the crazy Jersey Shore drama. At 14:43, they take a letter from a listener asking about keeping their last name after getting married. The thing is- she wants her boyfriend to take her last name too. At 19:38 they wrap up on some games including: shoot, party, and BFF with Cardi B, Ariana Grande, and Countess Lou Ann....more

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• #91 How Do I Get More Respect at Work?

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  Jun 19 2018

  Jordana and Aleen talk about Jared and Ashley I’s engagement. At 11:50, they move onto Real Housewives of New York. They have a lot to say about Tinsley. At 18:05, they take a letter from a listener asking about potentially encroaching on her boyfriend’s turf as she tries to work at the law firm he does. At 22:30, they take another letter from an employee who is considering a different job but whose employer covered her education costs. They wrap up playing games including shoot, fuck, marry: Jared Haibon, Jax Taylor, and Nick Viall....more

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• #90 We Need To Talk About Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson

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  Jun 12 2018

  Aleen and Sami talk about Jax and Brittany getting engaged. There seems to be a gross over-emphasis on the size of their ring. At 6:36, they move on to an even higher profile engagement, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. Could it be a PR stunt? Nobody knows. At 18:53, they take an email from a listener struggling to get a job; she gets to the last round, but she can't close the deal. What's the problem? At 24:40, they take another letter from a listener asking how to deal with adult friendships. She's annoyed with her unambitious friends - what now? At 31:35, they move onto some games including would you rather have: a mom who is obsessed with your horoscope, or a mom who is obsessed with you keeping your bedtime....more

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• #89 Public Displays of 'Babe'

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  Jun 05 2018

  Sami and Jordana talk the weather and weekend plans. They briefly discuss the tragic Kate Spade news before moving onto Scott Disick & Sofia Richie, Alec & Hilaria Baldwin, and Selena & Justin (the only couple they're rooting for). Sami shares her theory behind why we stalk certain people on Instagram and why we get invested in certain celebs so much. Jordana accidentally calls Sami "babe" and feels extremely embarrassed. At 18:30, they take a letter from a listener who unfriended a girl who bullied her. At 24:02, they take another letter asking for career advice from a recent college graduate who can't find a job. Compounding things, her boyfriend works in the same field and they are competing for the same sorts of jobs. After, they play some games including Shoot, Fuck, Marry: Scott Disick, The Weekend, Alec Baldwin....more

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• #88 What To Do If You Hate Your Roommate’s Boyfriend?

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  May 29 2018

  Jordana and Sami talk about Khloe Kardashian and judging reality stars. Does dealing with criticism come with the territory or do reality stars have a right to say, “f*ck off”? Can you be a reality celeb and refuse to take the negativity that inevitably comes with a lot of attention? At 17:05, they take a letter from a listener asking how to deal with a roommate’s boyfriend she hates (and who objectively sucks). At 24:15, another listener asks about how to deal with a boyfriend who drunkenly said she has no hobbies or interests beside him. Where can this relationship go now? They wrap up with some games including Would you rather: walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?...more

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• #87 How Do I Deal With My Drunk Boyfriend?

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  May 22 2018

  Aleen and Jordana get together after a long hiatus of podcasting with each other. They talk about the Royal Wedding and how it cost around ~$40 million. At 16 minutes in, they start talking about Vanderpump Rules. At 21:19, they take a letter from a listener who's having issuing with their boyfriend who gets extremely annoying when drunk. It keeps happening. How does she make it stop? At 27:30, they take a second letter from someone who's sick of their co-worker getting preferential treatment. At 34:56, they play a couple of games including "would you rather attend the Royal Wedding or attend a Mumford & Sons concert"?...more

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• #86 I Was Blocked By My Ex - Now What?

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  May 15 2018

  It's a beautiful day in NYC. Sami and Jordana talk about the Markle debacle, a dysfunctional family drama of royal proportions. At 16:27, they move on to Met Gala drama. At 17:06, they play a new game called, "What's the deal with?" about Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie is clearly image-obsessed. Sami can't decide whether she'd marry Angie or Jennifer. At 22:50, they take an email from a listener who still has friendly yearnings for an ex who blocked her.

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• #85 How Do You Pronounce SZA?

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  May 08 2018

  Aleen and Sami discuss the Met Gala and detail the best looking, most on point with the theme and more. Neither of them are sure how to pronounce SZA. At 13:21, they move on to Vanderpump Rules. At 24:20, they take a letter from a listener with a tumultuous friendship who uses her as a therapist. The worst part: she can't seem to take any of the advice that's given. After they take another letter from a girl whose ex-roommate attends the same school as her. Things get complicated after she started dating ex-roomie's cousin. Even worse, this is one once roommate with a serious propensity for negativity and sh*t talking....more

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• #84 When The Group Chat Is Just Too Much

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  May 01 2018

  After briefly plugging every Betches podcast, Jordana and Aleen talk about Vanderpump Rules and reality TV. Jordana points out that if you're going to be on it, don't act like you're above it. The finale of Vanderpump happened last night. They agree that the Tom Tom plot line was awful. At 6:21, they briefly discuss Sweetbitter, a new show on Starz debuting this Sunday, May 6th. At 10:34, they move onto The Handmaid's Tale. Then at 12:30, there's some RHONY talk. They take a letter from a listener at 16;12 regarding a girl's friends who keep getting mad at her when she hooks up with a particular guy. Another listener is worrying she talks to her old friends too much via group chat....more

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• #83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years

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  Apr 24 2018

  Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38, they begin a brief journey to Bravo land, starting with RHONY. At 15:32, they move on to I Feel Pretty and a discussion of the culture around women's bodies and body positivity. After they plug Diet Starts Tomorrow, the Betches' new podcast about food and wellness. They take a letter from a listener who's been ghosted by her friend after a 4 day bender together in Mexico that went awry. Another listener has qualms with a roommate whose parents pay her rent and is now a life/fitness coach on Insta. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly....more

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• #82 The Narcissists' Guide to Coachella

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  Apr 17 2018

  Sami and Aleen just returned from Coachella. They mostly tanned, drank Three Olives Rosé vodka, and in Sami's case "pounded" bread. Aleen has but one Coachella "ragret", missing Queen Bey. They talk about the act everyone in Indio saw this weekend: people taking thousands of selfies. At 15:04, they move off Coachella into Vanderpump. At 18:38, they move on to Khloe's new baby and the drama with Tristan. Why can't Khloe pick a decent dude? Finally, they take a couple letters from listeners, the final one asking about when to have "the kids talk" with a potential partner. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly....more

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• #81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

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  Apr 10 2018

  Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion. They talk about reality TV for awhile and then take a letter from a listener seeking career advice. She's moving to a different city and isn't sure how to break up with her company. A second letter comes from a "relationship virgin" who asks how she should broach talking to her boyfriend about marriage and kids.

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• #80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

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  Apr 03 2018

  After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they move on to The Weeknd and how his new album references how he almost gave Selena Gomez a kidney. Sami says that it's obvious her heart is still with the Biebs (whose isn't tho?). After they take a letter from a listener asking about a new boyfriend who keeps talking to his ex. They wrap up answering a would you rather involving a guy you've been dating three weeks: donate a kidney or have his baby....more

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• #79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends

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  Mar 27 2018

  Sami and Aleen are in amazing moods and they start off discussing Aleen’s new dog, a golden doodle. Sami reassures Aleen that it’s difficult to fuck up a dog compared to a kid - as long as you don’t let her watch Vanderpump. They discuss the latest episode and Scheana’s tendency to be overly communicative on vacay. After, they hate on the “money plot” aspects; it’s tough to feel like it’s “reality” when we know that Jax makes $30,000 an ep. They discuss the culture of Venmo and how it’s transformed how we relate to our friends owing us money and exposes people who are cheap. Finally, they take a few letters, including one where a listener’s boyfriend’s sister owes her money....more

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• #78 Suburbs and Bird Shit

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  Mar 20 2018

  After talking about Vanderpump Rules until 10:43, Jordana and Aleen move on to Evan Spiegel. Snapchat may or may not be on its way out, but they agree that girls have conquered it. They take a letter from a married listener who just moved in with her husband and is having some issues. Husband wants to get a house in the 'burbs, but she wants to be the fun couple living in the in the chic West LA apartment. Another listener, Ms. 'Bros Before This Betch' asks why guys break plans with girls so often? They end the pod with the would you rather question of the century: would you rather get shat on by a bird or receive a particularly disturbing dick pic....more

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• #77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram?

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  Mar 13 2018

  Jordana and Sami start off talking Vanderpump Rules. Did Scheana finally wake up to reality? Do Jax and Brittany really love each other? After, they move on to Instagram Stories. Jordana points out that Stories offer a unique platform for when you feel like you're proud of a moment, but not proud enough to make it permanent. Sami quips that they're special because the engagement is between "you and your DMs." They discuss the sincerity and earnestness of the Insta Story. Sure, some of it is real, but some of it is puffery. What's definitely real is that Sami is afraid of Jordana's judgment....more

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• #76 We're All Dead Inside

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  Mar 07 2018

  Sami and Aleen are joined by Thoroughbreds writer/director Cory Finley and lead actress Anya Taylor-Joy. The film tells the story of two girls who are dark and funny, much like the Betches. Unlike the Betches, this the story of two girls with a penchant for murder. After talking about the movie, the four discuss everyone’s propensity to overthink and obsess over what others think of us (they don’t). Finally, the actress and director face some “Would You Rather questions” involving theater behavior such as dating a person who cries at every movie they see....more

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• #75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

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  Feb 27 2018

  Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They discuss the nature of these old friendships in adulthood. It's the difference between the friends you want to have dinner alone with and those who you begin to "consciously uncouple" from AKA the losers you're trying to lose.

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• #74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too

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  Feb 20 2018

  Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has begun hustling her boss via LInkedIn— and if she could help her land the gig. They wrap up talking about general couple stuff, like being annoyed with one’s boyfriend.

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• #73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’

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  Feb 13 2018

  People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because it’s become less taboo to flaunt your wealth. Sami describes herself as a “reformed impulse shopper” and Jordana advocates the unsexy practice of investing. They also talk about money’s role in romantic relationships whether it’s dining at the expensive sushi spot vs staying in, or taking that sweet vacay vs saving for the long term....more

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• #72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It?

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  Feb 07 2018

  This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They discuss who is next on Vanderpump to be married. After they answer a question from a reader asking if it’s acceptable for her boyfriend to get a matching tattoo (along with his three brothers), given that she disapproves and they’re on a marriage track.

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• #71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta

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  Jan 31 2018

  Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free, high-protein, and Halo Top only. Is there anything better than eating out? Of course not, but gaining confidence may be a close second.

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• #70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media

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  Jan 24 2018

  Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a dude who can't seem to stop yelling at his girlfriend, they discuss the Women's March and stress emphatically that their meme signs were meant as no disrespect to those with serious signs. They wrap things up talking about babies and how many on Insta have turned the gestation process into way too many posts. Wow, seriously, you're exploiting someone who's not even there. Don't miss "Dear Betches" this week; this listener wants to keep hooking up with a guy, but her friend is threatening to end their friendship over it....more

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• #69 The Quarter Life Crisis

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  Jan 17 2018

  In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-ish and realize we don't identify with our own identity. Don't miss this week's "Dear Betches" which can be summed up as someone asking, "What the f*ck is with all these fitness instagrams?" Hint: it involves crisis. The rest of the ep. deals with very serious questions including what the quarter life crisis looked like before social media, how fat Khloe Kardashian is, and if Aleen would freeze her eggs....more

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• #68 Vacation instagrams

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  Jan 10 2018

  This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener whose best friend and boyfriend are creating a ‘throuple’ that is getting out of hand. They play games involving Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and Frances McDormand and discuss the various scenarios they’d prefer based on this year’s Golden Globes.

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• #67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App?

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  Jan 03 2018

  In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about whether to tell a friend that her boyfriend is on a dating app, and whether it's good or bad to seek out an intense whirlwind romance. And some Bachelor / wedding related games, kbye.

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• #66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be?

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  Dec 27 2017

  This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who wants to know the best places to meet guys and another one who wants to know if she can negotiate her bonus. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Real Housewives and reality TV.

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• #65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You

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  Dec 20 2017

  Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her friends are angry with her for cancelling a trip. They play games involving airport travel and the amount of sunlight in a year and debate whether eating meat is ethical.

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• #64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie

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  Dec 13 2017

  Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch question about a girl who wants to know how to tell if she's a fuckgirl and the usual games but even better because they're Vanderpump edition

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• #63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes

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  Dec 06 2017

  Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes

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• #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

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  Nov 29 2017

  This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form.

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• #61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me

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  Nov 22 2017

  Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs

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• #60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her

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  Nov 15 2017

  On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play games involving The Parent Trap and public transportation.

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• #59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike

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  Nov 08 2017

  Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out because it messes up her diet, and when to tell a guy you're dating about an STD. And the usual games.

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• #58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?

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  Nov 01 2017

  On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire.

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• #57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant

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  Oct 25 2017

  Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to deal with her disgusting roommate, and we do some Would You Rathers (duh)

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• #56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit

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  Oct 18 2017

  This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix her boyfriend’s gross habit and another one debating between attending the wedding of a close friend or a cousin. They play games involving binge drinking, and discuss their thoughts on arbitrary holidays. Send your 'Dear Betches' to slapped@betches.com

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• #55 Why Sliding Into DMs Is The New AIM

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  Oct 11 2017

  This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is embarrassed about squirting and another listener who wonders if she should keep speaking to a guy that doesn’t want a relationship with her. They play shoot fuck marry, would you rather, and discuss their thoughts on weddings over holiday weekends

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• #54 Guns, Porn, And Wedding Etiquette

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  Oct 04 2017

  In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we answered a question from a listener who wasn't clear on proper wedding invitation etiquette. And GAMES Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #53 WTF Is Ariel Winter Wearing Now?

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  Sep 27 2017

  We talk about Ariel Winters outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFl. Advice is about how to ask for a full time job and how to deal with a Bumble date gone wrong. And we play games as usual

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• #52 Open Relationships Are Fake News

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  Sep 20 2017

  Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys. We respond to reader feedback on open relationships, and give advice on ghosting a friend and demoting a maid of honor. And a sh*t ton of Would You Rathers Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #51 How To Get Out Of Making Someone Your Bridesmaid

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  Sep 13 2017

  The Betches discuss the season finale of Insecure and Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. They answer questions from future brides wondering about bridesmaid etiquette and play games involving the tradeoff of being smart vs being fun Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #50 When You’re In A Relationship With Your Boyfriend And His Mom

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  Sep 06 2017

  The Betches discuss a reader’s story about rejecting an offer to be a bridesmaid. They discuss the show Insecure and answer emails from a listener whose boyfriend’s close relationship with his mother is causing problems in her relationship. They play Would You Rather games involving the bathroom Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #49 Should I Dump My Immature Boyfriend?

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  Aug 30 2017

  We talk about Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boyfriend

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• #48 We Could Totally Party With The White Walkers

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  Aug 23 2017

  The Betches talk about the overrated solar eclipse and a Game of Thrones update, and answer a reader's question about if it's okay to drop a friend who you don't like after college if all your other friends still like her. Then we play games, f*cking duh Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches)

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• #47 Do Long Distance Relationships Ever Work?

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  Aug 16 2017

  The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models. They answer letters from listeners struggling with long distance relationships and a bride who wants to minimize drama at her wedding. They Would You Rather’s regarding adoption and Shoot Fuck Marry about Kardashians and Mean Girls.

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• #46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid

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  Aug 09 2017

  On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him? Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #45 The Men Tell Nothing

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  Aug 02 2017

  The Betches discuss the ‘Men Tell All’ on the bachelor & the Anthony Scaramucci situation. Dear Betches include having an emotionally abusive boss and whether you should tell your friend if her husband is cheating on her. We also played games, fucking duh

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• #44 Is Peter A F*ck Boi

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  Jul 26 2017

  This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss the Bachelorette, Game of Thrones and Michael Kors. We answer listeners questions about whether a guy's excuse that he just got over a breakup is a legitimate reason to end things. They play would you rather games and give their thoughts on piercing babies' ears. Sponsored by: Framebridge (Promo Code: Betches)

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• #43 Who Would You Rather Murder? w/ Johnny Bananas & Jenna Compono from The Challenge

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  Jul 19 2017

  This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge. They talk about the ups and downs of being on reality TV, Jenna's Challenge relationships and Johnny's betrayal of Sarah. The Betches answer questions from a listener who wonders if she should move in with or dump her long distance boyfriend. Finally, Challenge cast members play would you rather and Shoot Fuck Marry using people they were on the show with.

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• #42 HAHA You Smell Like Sh*t

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  Jul 12 2017

  This week the Betches discuss this weeks Bachlorette ep, the ongoing Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian feud, answer questions from a listener about if she should confront her boss about an annoying habit and play ‘Shoot, BFF, Party’ with the Trump family Send you questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #41 Snapchat Isn’t A Way To Start A Relationship

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  Jul 05 2017

  This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to know if it’s ok to hook up with a guy that her friend has a history with and play Would You Rather & Shoot, F*ck, Marry Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com

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• #40 Is He A F*ckboy? w/ Bravo's Daily Dish

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  Jun 28 2017

  We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV - Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the recent Bachelor scandal, and a plethora of Vanderpump Rules-themed games. Dear Betch letters include questions about a potential fuckboy and potential sexual harassment at work.

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• #39 Peeing In Pools Is Cool w/ Brooklyn Decker

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  Jun 20 2017

  In this weeks podcast our guest is actress & model Brooklyn Decker. We talk about Beyonce's twins, answer dating questions about if guy friends are real and if you should get back with an ex. We also answer some hypotheticals about hoarding and the taboo phenomenon of peeing in a pool & play “Party, Be BFF or Kill" with Kim K, Kendall & Kylie

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• #38 Bachelor In Paradise Is Spring Break For Fame Whores

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  Jun 14 2017

  Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal & what it means to have consensual sex. Dear Betches are about a girl who has to choose between her dream job and her dream boyfriend and a girl who is cheating on her boyfriend with an old man

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• #37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren

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  Jun 07 2017

  #37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren by Betches Media

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• #36 The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend

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  May 31 2017

  This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyfriend, and guys' obsession with The Rock. Dear Betch submission talks about a girl with a crush on her coworker who she thinks leads her on but won't make a move.

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• #35 Would You Rather Be Friends With Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?

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  May 24 2017

  The Betches discuss the Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs Taylor feud and the amazing true crime doc we’ve been watching lately dear Betches are a girl who has a crush on her best friend and a girl who got ghosted in a tinder relationship. Games include what are your thoughts on Miley Cyrus.

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• #34 Weddings Are So Cliche

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  May 17 2017

  We talk about Bachelor Ben & Lauren’s break up and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. We discuss a reader response to our Bill O’Reilly discussion and give a male listener advice on how to not be a fuckboi. We also give our thoughts on extravagant weddings

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• #33 Can You Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time?

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  May 10 2017

  We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix. We answer a Dear Betch on how to make a career for yourself (not as an investigatory journalist), and play What Are Your Thoughts on...Polyamory edition. (And more) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #32 No Emotional Masturbating

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  May 03 2017

  This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and another one who's worried her boyfriend is too serious for her. They debut their new game "What Are Your Thoughts On", and play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry. Today's episode is sponsored by Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #31 Relationships Are 90% Timing

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  Apr 26 2017

  The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relationship too soon and play some really challenging Would You Rather's and Shoot, F*ck, Marry's.

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• #30 There's No Filters In Real Life

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  Apr 19 2017

  In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship.

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• #29 Cracked Out Chris Harrison

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  Apr 12 2017

  The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give advice to a listener about how to have the exclusivity talk and debate whether if you'd still date a guy if he was perfect in every way except that he spoke in email sign off phrases.

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• #28 Social Media Is A Big Little Lie

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  Apr 05 2017

  Is this special tv dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this weeks episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college & asking your company about moving costs

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• #27 Alec Baldwin For $500

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  Mar 29 2017

  The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on a bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others?

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• #26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers

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  Mar 22 2017

  The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #25 Networking: Worse Than Dating

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  Mar 15 2017

  The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding & Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #24 Instagram Is Fake News

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  Mar 08 2017

  In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience submitted advice questions are about a girl who needs to come out as a lesbian to her friends, and a long distance messaging relationship. Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding

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• #23 You Don’t Deserve A Wedding Hashtag w/ Evan Krumholz

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  Mar 01 2017

  This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and the Bachelor. A listeners questions about men's fashion and the nature of cheating are answered and the Betches play the game 'Would You Rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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• #22 Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? w/ Liz Plank

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  Feb 22 2017

  The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you rather have every breakup be nationally televised or every inappropriate comment you've ever made be nationally televised?

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• #21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder

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  Feb 15 2017

  This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?

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• #20 The Justin Spesh

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  Feb 08 2017

  On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for the upcoming Grammys. Advice is given to a girl whose friends are all single and another girl who isn't sure if her boyfriend is cheating. The girls discuss the differences between Justin Trudeau and Justin Theroux and play Would You Rather with dating hypotheticals.

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• #19 Is The Bachelor Getting Boring?

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  Feb 01 2017

  In this week's episode we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if we had an unlimited amount of money. Dear Betch submissions are both dating-related, and we have a game segment, f*cking duh.

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• #18 Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump

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  Jan 25 2017

  The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Betch submissions are about dating your friend's boss and what to do when your boss hasn't given you a raise in 3 years. Games are Would You Rather and "guess which hometown the cast of Vanderpump Rules are from."

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• #17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever

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  Jan 18 2017

  This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison.

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• #16 Murder & Blowouts

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  Jan 11 2017

  Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

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• #15 Let's Talk About Smart Things w/ Olivia Caridi

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  Jan 04 2017

  This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain

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• #14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick

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  Dec 28 2016

  This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

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• #13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?

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  Dec 21 2016

  In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

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• #12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!?

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  Dec 14 2016

  The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

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• #11 Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel

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  Dec 07 2016

  The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym

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• #10 Slay Your Pay

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  Nov 30 2016

  In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch.

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• #9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

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  Nov 23 2016

  Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job.

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• #8 The Future Is Still Female

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  Nov 16 2016

  The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you.

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• #7 All Signs Point To Gay

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  Nov 09 2016

  In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance.

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• #6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

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  Nov 02 2016

  In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather.

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• #5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

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  Oct 26 2016

  On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media.

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• #4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

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  Oct 19 2016

  On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry

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• #3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

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  Oct 12 2016

  The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president.

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• #2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

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  Oct 05 2016

  In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette.

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• #1 A Baby Shower Without A Mom Is Just A Party

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  Sep 28 2016

  In our debut podcast we discuss the Kardashian baby shower drama, the presidential debate, Vogue's editors throwing shade at fashion bloggers, and Brangelina's divorce. We also introduce a live Dear Betch reading about bros' Facebook profile red flags, and have our own debate about which types of reality shows are the worst

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• Betch Slapped Preview!

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  Sep 19 2016

  Make sure to go to iTunes and subscribe to Betch Slapped right now! And while you're there, please leave a 5 star review and a comment. New episodes will be out every Wednesday!

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