Here Be Monsters

The Podcast about the Unknown


  • HBM112: Negative Space

    Feb 13 2019

    Jeff listens to the spaces inbetween words to see if the answers to his problems are buried there.

  • HBM111: Waiting for Earth

    Jan 30 2019

    Bethany Denton wonders if her unborn children still watch her from the premortal existence.

  • HBM110: Big Numbers

    Jan 16 2019

    Jeff explains why numbers are like telescopes.

  • HBM109: Untitled Noises of New York (Sound Matters)

    Jan 02 2019

    HBM host Jeff Emtman attempts to capture the essence of NYC. Re-aired from the Bang and Bang and Olufsen podcast Sound Matters.

  • HBM108: Witch of Saratoga

    Dec 19 2018

    Sleeping in the forest as homage to Angeline Tubbs, aka. “The Witch of Saratoga.”

  • HBM107: Carlo Surrenders

    Dec 05 2018

    In theology school, Carlo Nakar asked, “Lord, what is the hardest thing you could possibly ask me to do?” He got a verbal answer.

  • HBM106: Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals (part 2)

    Nov 21 2018

    Personal stories of animal death and the bodies they leave behind, as told by writer Kryssanne Adams. Part 2 of 2.

  • Listen to Nocturne

    Nov 14 2018

    Nocturne is a podcast that we love. It’s about the night. We think you should subscribe.

  • HBM105: Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals (part 1)

    Nov 07 2018

    Personal stories of animal death and the bodies they leave behind, as told by writer Kryssanne Adams. Part 1 of 2.

  • HBM104: Scrapheap Reactor

    Oct 24 2018

    Max Turnquist is building a fusion reactor in his bedroom.

  • HBM103: Fate’s Notebook

    Oct 10 2018

    Reynaldo Gulin had a notebook full of warnings and advice that was supposed to keep his family from danger. But after he died, a second, unforeseen death shook his family’s faith in Santeria.

  • HBM102: Breath Holder

    Sep 26 2018

    Free diver Archer Mayo searches for unusual treasures in the murky water of the Columbia River.

  • HBM101: Much Corruption

    Sep 12 2018

    Jeff Emtman finds himself distracted by dragons and their ilk as he kayaks with one of the world’s hairiest people.

  • Season 7 and HBM Sweatshirts

    Aug 15 2018

    Our 7th season starts on September 12th, 2018. 

  • HBM100: Faraway Minds

    Jun 06 2018

    Anna Klein worries that her fantasies of running away to the remote corners of the world may be a familial urge to isolate herself, the same way her father did...a tendency that ultimately contributed to his early death.

  • HBM099: Spell for the Repulsion of Astral Vampires

    May 23 2018

    In this video episode of Here Be Monsters, Jeff shares his special spell of repulsion for astral energy vampires that are draining humans of their life force en masse.

  • HBM098: Feed the Queen

    May 09 2018

    There's the new colony of leaf cutter ants at the Victoria Bug Zoo with the potential to reach over more than a million ants.

  • HBM097: Fox Teeth

    Apr 25 2018

    The Icelandic government placed a bounty on each Arctic Fox killed (if you can provide its tail as proof).

  • HBM096: Are We Still Afraid?

    Apr 11 2018

    Here Be Monsters is almost 100 episodes old. It’s grown a lot since Jeff was a scared 22 year old learning audio editing in his basement. So as we approach the milestone, we take a look back, check in with some of our memorable guests, and take the chance to answer some listener questions while we’re at it.

  • HBM095: The Bats that Stay

    Mar 28 2018

    Not all migratory bats migrate. We don’t know why some choose to stay behind at their summer roosts. But according to the University of Washington’s Sharlene Santana, the bats that stay tend to die.

  • HBM094: The Fatigue of Violence

    Mar 14 2018

    Susan has seen how humanity’s worst instincts become possible where cyclical poverty, incarceration, and drug addiction wreak havoc on communities.

  • HBM093: The Brain Scoop

    Feb 28 2018

    In this episode Divya carries a recorder with her while as she slowly disassembles a deceased pet parrot: snipping joints, scooping brains, removing eyes, separating the skin from the body.

  • HBM092: Carry the Scent

    Feb 14 2018

    Robert Larson searches for missing people with his dog Captain Dexter as a K9 search and rescue volunteer. He’s not certified to do this work by any professional agency. He says that he has to work alone to do his best work, outside of the red tape of official search and rescue teams and law enforcement agencies.

  • HBM091: Hypnosis of Hunger

    Jan 31 2018

    Producer Bethany Denton found a box in her basement storage room with two old cassette tapes inside. It took her a moment to realize what they were.

  • HBM090: Two Small Creatures with Human Eyes

    Jan 17 2018

    Natural history museums are art galleries. Scientifically focussed art galleries, but art galleries nonetheless.

  • HBM089: Human Wish Tree

    Jan 03 2018

    Sometimes, Tatianna Zichella asks people to make a wish, write it on a piece of paper, and staple it to a fleshy part of her body.

  • HBM088: Riptides and a Sinking Ship

    Dec 20 2017

    A riptide recently pulled Ariana into open water off the shore of Santa Monica.  She thinks it’s her closest brush with death thus far.  A lifeguard rescued her.The are different kinds of panics, some more helpful than others. 

  • HBM087: Trifle Not with Sacred Things

    Dec 06 2017

    After dedicating thirty years to the Church of Jesus Christ, Ashley Fryer put down her beloved scriptures unsure what to do with relics of a religion she no longer believed in. This episode follows her journey of spiritual discovery.

  • HBM086: Eve is Hungry

    Nov 29 2017

    HBM085: Ascended Fiction got us thinking about hidden knowledge, and whether it's moral to withhold information. So in this follow-up episode, we delve into that more, but this time with Christianity.

  • HBM085: Ascended Fiction

    Nov 22 2017

    There's a full reconstruction of L. Ron Hubbard's office in every church of Scientology rumored to be more than a traditional way of honoring the memory of the founder. It might be needed by the author upon his alleged reincarnation and return to earth.

  • HBM084: Are You Sure You’re Awake?

    Nov 08 2017

    Chrissy was having trouble remembering who she was when she woke up.  First she thought it was early-onset dementia, then she thought it was schizophrenia.  She had recurring hallucinations about being stalked by a beast that would talk to her while she slept. 

  • HBM083: Sweet​ ​Like​ ​Snap​ ​Peas

    Oct 25 2017

    Ryan thinks the Clinton Cemetery's deep-rooted asparagus taste so good because of the natural quality of their fertilizer.

  • HBM082: MI5​ ​MI6​ ​KGB​ ​CIA

    Oct 11 2017

    Shortwave enthusiast John Barner and his friends had found a number station believed to be a form of espionage where intelligence agencies broadcast encrypted messages to field operatives.

  • HBM081:​ ​Kinnikinnick​ ​Nick​ ​VS​ ​The​ ​Bear

    Sep 27 2017

    Boy Scout Leadership Camp was a bad fit for Jeff Emtman.

  • Psychic Blob and The Radio Race

    Aug 09 2017

    On a hot summer day in 2014, HBM host Jeff Emtman received a bit of amateur, backyard surgery from a fish biologist. It was for the KCRW 24 Hour Radio Race. which is a one day radio contest now in its fifth year. The race gives contestants 24 hours to record, edit and publish the most interesting radio story they can find. The 2017 24 Hour Radio Race is happening on August 19th (saturday), and you can sign up at kcrw.com/radiorace. And, this should go without saying, but never do or receive a...more

  • HBM080: The Ocean of Halves [EXPLICIT]

    Jun 07 2017

    She's good at it, she makes good money, and she generally enjoys her clients’ company. And although her job rarely gives her sexual pleasure, Remi Dun enjoys her job. Please Note: This episode is about sex. And there’s swearing.

  • HBM079: The Tingles

    May 24 2017

    Devaan describes it as a pulsing, tingling feeling on the back of his neck. His preferred stimuli are whispers, shuffling cards, scissors, tapping noises, anything that makes a crisp enough sound to trigger his ASMR. These sounds make him feel relaxed, euphoric and drowsy.

  • HBM078: Sagittarius has $45 [EXPLICIT]

    May 10 2017

    Sagittarius has been good for the last year. That’s what he told us. He told us that the cage that Luna designed for him is working. She controls his money, his businesses, can read his email, can see his bank accounts, and can track the location of his phone. He says that the next time he messes up, Luna will leave him, and take the kids with her. Avoiding this scenario makes the cage worth it.

  • HBM077: Snow on Date Trees, then on Pines

    Apr 26 2017

    Muhammad Tariq's small, gender-integrated school in Panjur had been anonymously receiving literature that scolded them for teaching girls. Tariq and the other teachers didn’t take it seriously until six men with guns showed up. After the incident in his school, Tariq feared for his life; said he needed to get out of Pakistan. So he applied for and received a J1 visa, a cultural exchange program run by the US State Department.

  • HBM076: Griff's Speech

    Apr 12 2017

    Griff was on track when he started to babble around 12 months old. But, unlike other children, the babble never evolved to understandable sentences. In this episode, producer Luke Eldridge (Griff’s father) shares scenes from their home as his family works together to help Griff learn to talk.

  • HBM075: The Weight of Science

    Mar 29 2017

    Since childhood, Anita Woodley dreamt the future, able to predict imminent murders in her neighborhood. The Rhine Research Center is America’s oldest parapsychology lab and going to the Rhine Center was her doctor’s suggestion. Her doctor said she wasn’t alone, that there were others with her gift.

  • HBM074: Benedict Arnold Makes People Nervous (Rumblestrip)

    Mar 01 2017

    There is an unusual piece of carved grey stone in the hills of upstate New York. It depicts the boot of a notorious American villain who was shot in the leg during the Battle of Saratoga. Major General Benedict Arnold’s name is nowhere to be found on the inscription. Instead, it refers only to the "most brilliant soldier of the Continental Army”. The rest is implied.

  • HBM073: A Trial Ghost Hunt

    Feb 15 2017

    For the last nine years, Ken Arnold and his wife Donna have operated an all-volunteer group called the Puget Sound Ghost Hunters. They put an ad up on their website and on their Facebook group inviting hunters to join their team. But before Ken and Donna offer membership, they arranged a trial ghost hunt to see how the candidates behave in the field. HBM producer Bethany Denton comes along to record the night’s activity.

  • HBM072: Ant God [EXPLICIT]

    Feb 01 2017

    Jacob is the owner of AntLife, a company that makes large ant farms. And during a cave-in, one of his ants became trapped in a small underground cavern, just inches from the surface. Despite his omniscience, he feels unequipped to deal with the ethical decisions required of him.

  • HBM071: The Evangelists of Nudism

    Jan 18 2017

    Growing up Mormon in Montana, Bethany Denton had a phrase drilled into her mind from an early age: “modest is hottest.” But by the time Bethany moved to Washington State for college, she had rejected the church and that’s when she met Helen. She invited Bethany to join her for an all-expenses paid nude vacation, courtesy of an eccentric tech millionaire who evangelized the merits of nudism.

  • wet-slop-plop.wav (Among Other Sounds)

    Jan 04 2017

    There are about 10,000 files in the Here Be Monsters sound library. On this interstitial episode, Jeff plays back some of these heavily-used sounds and asks whether they occur because of an inherent goodness, a force of habit, or some kind of weird nostalgia he feels for the early days of the podcast. 

  • HBM070: The Way The Blood Flows

    Dec 21 2016

    The Way The Blood Flows is a short story written and read by Evan Williamson, who currently makes videos and music with his wife Sidra as they travel the world.

  • HBM069: Redwoods of the In-World [EXPLICIT]

    Dec 07 2016

    Ariadne, Jacqueline, North, and others unnamed are all part of the same system. They share a single body. They take turns “fronting” the body, controlling it. And when they’re not fronting, the system members are free to roam an infinite landscape, a pocket reality that they call the “in-world”.

  • HBM068: The Wake Up Stick [EXPLICIT]

    Nov 23 2016

    When Dylan Wright placed his first Craigslist ad back in 2006, he called himself a “nice and genuine person with waking up problems.”  He was looking for someone to help him in the mornings.  First it was phone calls, but those didn’t work, so he moved on to something more personal.

  • HBM067: Dispatches From PestWorld 2016

    Nov 09 2016

    Feeling anxiety about the American presidential election, HBM host Jeff Emtman took a trip to a place he hoped to be insulated from politics: PestWorld 2016, the largest American gathering of pest management professionals.

  • HBM066: What Jacob Heard [EXPLICIT]

    Oct 26 2016

    In his freshman year of high school, Jacob was feeling helpless against his gay attractions. Exasperated, he asked aloud for a demon to come into his body. He figured he was already evil, so he might as well “get something out of it”.

  • HBM065: We Pay Them In Meat

    Oct 12 2016

    Preparing an animal’s skeleton for display is incredibly labor intensive for human hands.  So curators have turned to a family of beetles with millenia of experience.

  • HBM064: A Shrinking Shadow [EXPLICIT]

    Sep 28 2016

    Erin was fat as a kid. Since middle school, she tried all different methods to lose weight. From a young age she developed the idea that the most important thing she could do with her life was lose weight.

  • HBM063: The Art of the Scam, by Malibu Ron [EXPLICIT]

    Sep 14 2016

    Presumably, any given mystic falls into one of two groups: true believers and scam artists. But it's near impossible to know which they are unless they tell you outright.  

  • HBM062: The Near Death of Sir Deja Doog [EXPLICIT]

    Aug 31 2016

    When he was twelve, Eric Alexander started writing songs as a way to make sense of the confusing world around him. Faced with the prospect of an early death later in his life, he ignored the doctors’ orders fearing the surgery would affect his musical creativity. Instead, Eric decided to focus his energy on creating his masterpiece: Sir Deja Doog's Love Coffin. 

  • HBM061: The Natural State of Hitchhiking [EXPLICIT]

    Aug 17 2016

    Jeff Emtman left home in the summer of 2011 to hitchhike the United States, to see if strangers would chop him up and put him in their trunks, if he gave them the option to.

  • Season 5 Soon!

    Aug 08 2016

    We're coming back! We're producing another 20 episodes of Here Be Monsters next year. Season 5 starts Wednesday, August 17.

  • HBM060: The Predators of McNeil Island [EXPLICIT]

    Apr 20 2016

    McNeil Island sits in Washington State's Puget Sound, just three miles northwest of Steilacoom. For the last 150-odd years, McNeil Island has been a place to house society's undesirables. Eventually the island prison closed, but by then McNeil Island had sprouted a different kind of facility, also nested inside razor wire. It wasn't a prison, but its residents weren't allowed to leave either.

  • Your Last Memory Of Being Free

    Apr 13 2016

    This is a preview of our 60th episode and season 4 finale. In this preview, a defense lawyer asks a man to recall the last time he remembers being free.

  • HBM059: When Cthulhu Calls

    Mar 23 2016

    The most notable monster created by Howard Phillips Lovecraft was a massive tentacled being omnipotent, yet completely uncaring that sleeps in the depths of the ocean. Cthulhu, Lovecraft called it --a creature that will one day rise again from its watery home to reclaim the Earth for itself.

  • HBM058: Kelly is Cold

    Mar 02 2016

    It was early in the morning of New Years Day and Kelly had just bought a purse-load of psychedelic mushrooms from Laramie Wyoming's local "druggist." Kelly handed them out to the assembled company and took some himself. He felt a bit apathetic about the world. But when he went outside to look at the stars, he realized what he wanted more than anything else in the world...a book on combinatorics.

  • HBM057: Impostor in a Pink Pinstripe Suit [EXPLICIT]

    Feb 17 2016

    Growing up in small-town Montana, Bethany Denton's parents and teachers told her what she knew already: she was brilliant. Bethany couldn't help but feel destined for something big, even though she often skipped her school readings and phoned it in. Why try hard when you already know everything?

  • HBM056: It Works Better in Movies [EXPLICIT]

    Feb 03 2016

    When Lina Misitzis was a teenager, she told people she was dying. She wasn't. But, an entire genre of "dying girl gets the guy" movies taught her that landing a boyfriend required a certain brevity on this planet. She only lied to men, men she wanted to be with.

  • HBM055: Ghost Tape Number Ten

    Jan 20 2016

    All is fair in love and war... even mind games. The United States military employs psychological warfare in nearly every war it's part of. The US Military calls these tactics "Psychological Operations", or "PSYOP".

  • HBM054: Flaming Sword of Truth

    Jan 06 2016

    Patti Negri is a witch who lives in a house buried deep in the Hollywood Hills. Here Be Monsters producer Jeff Emtman and performance artist Lenae Day went to visit her one day in October 2015, audio recorder in-hand, in an attempt to better understand the mechanisms behind her magic.

  • HBM053: Eleven Trips to Dreamworld

    Dec 23 2015

    In 2014, Jeff Emtman mailed tape recorders to people around the world. He asked them to keep the recorders by their beds and flip them on early in the morning as their dreams were still fresh in their minds. Once the tape was full, they mailed it back to Jeff. Until now, the dreams remained private. But, on this episode of Here Be Monsters, you'll hear a small collection of the first set of dreams.

  • HBM052: Call 601-2-SATAN-2 [EXPLICIT]

    Dec 09 2015

    Christian prayer hotlines are common in the United States. Less common are prayer hotlines for the other guy. Since 2012 the Satanic Missionary Society in Olympia, Washington manages a Satanic prayer line on their blog and receive prayer requests from people all over the country. They ask for help with things like miscarriage, a romantic affair with a mother-in-law, a successful rap career, and more.

  • HBM051: Sister Bethany, Proxy for the Dead

    Nov 25 2015

    Bethany Denton was about five years old when she learned that she was a Mormon. When she was eight, she learned that she was an eternal spirit destined for an eternal afterlife. The idea of eternity terrified her, and made her afraid to stargaze into the boundless universe. When she got older, Bethany was allowed to enter the Mormon temple in Billings, Montana to act as the proxy in baptisms for the dead.

  • HBM050: The Scientist is Not the Angel of Death

    Nov 11 2015

    In this episode of Here Be Monsters, Jeff Emtman joins "The Scientist," an unnamed cancer researcher, for an after-hours trip to his lab, where they visit the hundreds of lab mice that he tends to. The Scientist's job is to inject his mice with cancer cells, then attempt to cure them using experimental treatments. After the cancers become too large, he kills the mice.

  • HBM049: Sam's Japan Tapes

    Oct 28 2015

    On this episode, Sam Parker and Jeff Emtman discuss the merits of deep listening and whether it's possible for a sound to be truly ugly. Sam also shares three of his audio postcards.

  • HBM048: Barrie's Mental Tempest [EXPLICIT]

    Oct 14 2015

    Barrie Wylie has heard voices for as long as he can remember. Growing up on a small island in Scotland, the voices in his head were like secret best friends that he could play with. When he left school to become a fisherman at 15, his voices told him he was a disciple of Jesus. He believed he could control the weather and prevent harm befalling his boat and his crew.

  • HBM047: Peacocks Without Tails [EXPLICIT]

    Sep 30 2015

    When Hippocrates noticed that the hair on the top of his head was falling out, he fought it by applying various ointments of opium to his scalp. But none of them worked. So he called it a disease and named it "Alopecia" (translated to "disease of the fox") after the mangy, hairless foxes that wandered Greece in those days. His friends called it something different though, they called it a "Hippocratic Wreath."

  • HBM046: Crooked Skirts

    Sep 16 2015

    Growing up in Queens, NY, Karen Smith had no reason to suspect anything was wrong with her. Even when it hurt to sit for too long, or when her clothes didn't fit right, everything seemed fine. That's because Karen's mother did everything she could to hide the fact that Karen had Spina Bifida. The condition gave Karen severe scoliosis, a curve in her spine that made walking painful and made her skirts hang crooked.

  • HBM045: Deep Stealth Mode (How to Be a Girl)

    Sep 02 2015

    Marlo Mack gave birth to a son. At least, she thought she did. But her son crawled towards dresses, wanted to be a princess, and asked to grow long blonde hair. At age 3, Marlo's son asked to go back into mommy's tummy, so he could come back out as a baby girl. Marlo thought it was a phase--it wasn't. So she began learning how to raise a very young transgender daughter. Along the way she kept an audio diary.

  • HBM044: Distant Warfare

    Aug 19 2015

    Bridget Burnquist was backpacking around Southeast Asia. After weeks of drinking cheap liquor on beautiful beaches, she was beginning to feel as though her experiences were merely superficial. She heard rumors that the small country of Myanmar (formerly Burma) was home to beautiful mountain villages that have hardly changed for centuries, accessible only by hiking for days in the Burmese jungles. So she headed into Myanmar...

  • Lying in a Stranger's Grave

    Aug 05 2015

    Carlos Gemora loved the feeling of the dirt at the cemetary where he used to dig graves. One day he climbed down into the loamy, silty soil and looked up at the sky. It felt like a womb...a death womb.

  • HBM043: Last Chance To Evacuate Earth

    Jul 22 2015

    Marshall Applewhite met Bonnie Nettles in 1972, and together they built a religion. It was called Heaven's Gate, and it drew heavily from the bible, astrology, and Star Trek. Applewhite and Nettles believed they were placed on Earth to deliver a holy message.

  • HBM042: Deers

    Jul 08 2015

    Andy Wilson and Ryan Graves are best friends, despite having very different opinions on the hierarchy of human and animal life. The two come face-to-face with those differences after a fatal encounter on a frigid winter day in northeastern Idaho when Andy's dogs chase a deer into Lake Chatcolet.

  • HBM041: Crossing The River, Being Watched

    Jun 24 2015

    In his junior year of high school, Here Be Monsters host Jeff Emtman left his home and everything he knew to study in a tiny village nestled in the Cascade Mountain Range of Washington state. As an outsider among outsiders, Jeff soon began to feel like he was being watched.

  • Fear of Silence

    May 20 2015

    On this episode, Jeff calls back crow researcher Kaeli Swift and asks her what it was like to sit in silence with a stranger. Bethany explains the differences in the anxieties that she and Jeff have towards silence.

  • Terrible Resonance: Live Show Announcement

    Feb 20 2015

    A live podcast from Here Be Monsters about subversive sound, earthquakes, ghosts, outer space, sonic weaponry, and whales.

  • Forty Monster Bites

    Dec 31 2014

    A look back at our first 40 episodes.

  • Nearly Opposite Reactions

    Dec 10 2014

    This episode is a follow-up to Here Be Monsters Episode 40, in which producer Emile B Klein talks to the pastor of The Reformation Puritan Bible Church, an anti-papal and white supremacist organization.

  • HBM040: The Reformation Bible Puritan Baptist Church [EXPLICIT]

    Oct 29 2014

    In this episode, Emile visits the church to investigate the story of Eric's rise and fall in the bizarre, radical, niche world of anti-papal internet talk radio and finds out how Eric's upbringing in the Civil Rights Era informed his views on white supremacy.

  • HBM039: A Goddamn Missionary

    Oct 01 2014

    In this episode of Here Be Monsters, Terry often refers to Manic Depression, a condition that, per the DSM 5 has been reclassified as Bipolar Disorder.

  • HBM038: Do Crows Mourn Their Dead?

    Sep 10 2014

    On this episode of Here Be Monsters, we look at the strange behaviors of crows and how they might be able to teach humanity about the origins of funerals and emotions.

  • Potential Energy (Live) [EXPLICIT]

    Aug 13 2014

    This episode is a recording from a live storySLAM organized by The Moth. However, this is *not* from The Moth's podcast.

  • HBM037: Uncertain Death

    Jul 30 2014

    On this episode David Alvarado and Jason Sussberg talk about the exact opposite--immortality, living forever.

  • HBM036: Throw It In The Ocean [EXPLICIT]

    Jul 09 2014

    In this episode of Here Be Monsters, Eric describes his experience inside the turret, putting organic material into garbage bags, wading through the destruction. He describes how it awakened a contradiction between his sense of duty and his sense of dissatisfaction with the Naval chain of command and policy.

  • HBM035: Spirits Of The Past

    Jun 26 2014

    In this episode of Here Be Monsters, freelance producer Mickey Capper attends a modern seance, conducted by 20-somethings under an udder-like canopy in a living room in Chicago.

  • HBM034: The Grandmother And The Vine Of The Dead

    Jun 04 2014

    In this episode, producer Lauren Stelling visits her old boss Cherub, who was facing a lot of grief after her best friend's daughter, Zippy, was killed in a freak accident of nature.

  • HBM033: What One Does [EXPLICIT]

    May 21 2014

    In this extended interview, Ryan Beltz talks about German Romanticism, jouissance, Stoicism and the nature of anger, and how The World Speed Project is a rebellion against the "what one does" that society shoves our throats.

  • HBM032: Fugitives Of The Blue Laguna

    May 07 2014

    This week's episode is about a nerdy Oklahoman teenager named David who runs away with the love of his life to what started as an adventure, turned into something really serious, really fast.

  • HBM031: The Roman Slug Death Orgy

    Apr 23 2014

    In a strange, small, moss-covered forest in Bellingham, Washington, Jeff stumbled on to the most gruesome scene of hedonism he's ever seen.

  • HBM030: Crickets, Cadavers And Conventional Wisdom

    Nov 27 2013

    This episode is a Grab-bag, it contains three segments that serve as follow-ups to the three most recent episodes of Here Be Monsters: Do Crickets Sing Hymns, Balancing Act, Johnathan's Cadaver Paintings.

  • HBM029: Do Crickets Sing Hymns?

    Nov 15 2013

    In this episode, audio engineer Toby Reif takes us down the rabbit hole of audio theory to help us understand how sound-stretching works, and the reasons why the long loop of cricket noises have touched so many.

  • HBM028: Jonathan's Cadaver Paintings

    Oct 30 2013

    In this episode, Jonathan Happ is an artist who takes a recorder into the University of Washington's cadaver lab and reports on what he sees, and why he draws and paints images of the dead bodies in display.

  • HBM027: Balancing Act

    Oct 17 2013

    In recent history, vaccines, sterilization, and other modern treatments have pushed Humorism out of the picture. But traditions ingrained in culture, science, and religion for thousands of years don’t just vanish.

  • HBM026: John Comes Down The Birth Canal

    Oct 02 2013

    In this episode, John describes the first trauma that he experienced in life—something we all share. And he explains how he overcame that trauma to become the person he is today.

  • HBM025: The Sasquatch Of Pumpkintown vs Motley Crue Jon Bon Jovi

    Sep 18 2013

    In the episode, Ben Becker tells the story of a disgusting hound dog named “Motley Crue John Bon Jovi”, a tobacco-juice soaked Sasquatch suit, and the world’s worst hot sauce.

  • HBM024: The Friendliest Town In Texas [Explicit]

    Sep 04 2013

    Shoppingspree Clark showed up on the side of the road outside the “Friendliest Town in Texas” with nothing more than a sketchpad and the burnt-out ruin of the RV he’d just bought.

  • HBM023: The Near Destruction Of Rey Jaguar [Extended Cut]

    Aug 21 2013

    In this episode, we travel to Seattle’s South Park neighborhood for Lucha Libre In The Park, a free wrestling event put on by Lucha Libre Volcanica.

  • HBM022: The Holy Ghost Fixes David's Brain

    Aug 07 2013

    David Blackshire Key had brain cancer and one of his side-effects was a strange sensitivity to light called "photophobia". After doctors removed the tumor, his painful sensitivity continued. So he turned to his faith, looking for healing from a supernatural force.

  • HBM021: Potential Energy

    Jul 24 2013

    The story involves electronic dance music, a laundromat, a bunch of sweaty teenagers pretending like it’s the eighties and one of the loudest amplifiers I’ve ever heard.

  • HBM000: Hello There!

    Jul 24 2012

    Here Be Monsters is a podcast about fear and the unknown.