Podcast

Plumbing the Death Star

Three rude boys ruin pop culture through dumb questions. Ever wanted to know the answer to what would make better hands than scissor hands for Edward Scissorhands? Of course not! But we’ll tell you. Somehow this podcast is a world-wide phenomenon, feel free to subscribe and join in. New episode every Monday!

Episodes

  • What Could You Bring To Captain Planet's Planeteers?

    Apr 14 2019

    Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website https://bennydavismusic.com or check out his Y...more

  • What is the Consequence of Sapient Animals? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)

    Apr 07 2019

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  • How Would You Survive Hamlet? (Ft. Dave Warneke)

    Mar 31 2019

    Where are joined by good friend Dave Warneke to ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Survive Hamlet?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully ...more

  • Which Fairytale Would You Ruin With Your Own Incompetence? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)

    Mar 24 2019

    Where are joined by good friends Sonia Di Iorio and Cass Paige to ask the hard hitting question like Which Fairytale Would You Ruin With Your Own Incompetence?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir Ea...more

  • What Does The General Public Know About the Justice League and I Guess Surrounding Events?

    Mar 17 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What Does The General Public Know About the Justice League and I Guess Surrounding Events?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme m...more

  • What Would It Be Like To Go Into Your Spider-Verse?

    Mar 10 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What Would It Be Like To Go Into Your Spider-Verse?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Da...more

  • How Would You Handle Being the 5th Ninja Turtle? (Ft. Ralph America)

    Mar 03 2019

    Where we are joined by good friend Ralph America to ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Handle Being the 5th Ninja Turtle?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme mu...more

  • Should We Eat Pokemon? Feat. Dave Warneke

    Feb 24 2019

    Where we are joined by good friend Dave Warneke to ask the hard hitting question like Should We Eat Pokemon?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully tale...more

  • What Would Happen If We Got Bruce Wayne'd?

    Feb 17 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What Would Happen If We Got Bruce Wayne'd?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! Yo...more

  • Hey Dirtbag! How're You Gonna Save Valentine's Day?

    Feb 10 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Hey Dirtbag! How're You Gonna Save Valentine's Day?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny ...more

  • How Would You Improve Hawkeye?

    Feb 03 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Improve Hawkeye?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all...more

  • Which Animal Mash-Up Would Make the Best Movie Monster?

    Jan 27 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Which Animal Mash-Up Would Make the Best Movie Monster?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benn...more

  • Which Fake Cop Would Make the Best Real Cop?

    Jan 20 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Which Fake Cop Would Make the Best Real Cop?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! Yo...more

  • What's Wrong With Wizards?

    Jan 13 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What's Wrong With Wizards?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all h...more

  • Which Super Hero Could Benefit From a Life Coach?

    Jan 06 2019

    Where we ask the hard hitting questions like Which Super Hero Could Benefit From a Life Coach?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny ...more

  • Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save New Year's Eve?

    Dec 30 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save New Year's Eve?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis!...more

  • Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?

    Dec 23 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You ...more

  • Which Original X-Men Had The Worst Puberty?

    Dec 16 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like Which Original X-Men Had The Worst Puberty?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! Y...more

  • Who is Waluigi and What Does He Want? (Ft. Andrew Levins)

    Dec 09 2018

    Where we are joined by our good friend Andrew Levins to ask the hard hitting question like Who is Waluigi and What Does He Want?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by ...more

  • Which TV Mentor Would Make the Best Dad?

    Dec 02 2018

    Where we are joined by our good friend Zoe Bilotta to ask the hard hitting question like Which TV Mentor Would Make the Best Dad?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by...more

  • Who Gave Baloo a Pilot's License? (Ft. Andrew Levins)

    Nov 25 2018

    Where we are joined by our good friend Andrew Levins to ask the hard hitting question like Who Gave Baloo a Pilots License?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the w...more

  • What is the Ultimate Cereal Mascot?

    Nov 18 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What is the Ultimate Cereal Mascot?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can fin...more

  • If You Were a Wrestler What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Ft. Dan Schreiber)

    Nov 11 2018

    Where we are joined by our good friend Dan Schreiber to ask the hard hitting question like If You Were a Wrestler What Would Your Gimmick Be?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Th...more

  • How Would You Take Down the Rebel Alliance?

    Nov 04 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Take Down the Rebel Alliance?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! Y...more

  • How Would You Train a Dragon?

    Oct 28 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Train a Dragon?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all ...more

  • What are the Implications of Super Smash Bro?

    Oct 21 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What are the Implications of Super Smash Bros?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Watch us stream here; https://www.twitch.tv/sanspantsradioYou can now physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! ...more

  • What Could You Bring to the Brotherhood of (Evil) Mutants?

    Oct 14 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What Could You Bring to the Brotherhood of (Evil) Mutants?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website https://bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube https://youtube.com/bennythejuke...more

  • What Would Be Your Ideal Jurassic Park Style Park?

    Oct 07 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like What Would Be Your Ideal Jurassic Park Style Park?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support t...more

  • How Did Inceptioning Start?

    Sep 30 2018

    Where we ask the hard hitting question like How Did Inceptioning Start?Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sa...more

  • Which Fighting Game Hero or Villain Would Make the Best Housemate (Ft. bigsofttitty.png)

    Sep 23 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by bigsofttitty.png to ask the hard hitting question about Which Fighting Game Hero or Villain Would Make the Best Housemate?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to...more

  • The One Where They Get Stranded On A Desert Island

    Sep 16 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question about The One Where They Get Stranded On A Desert IslandJoin our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.c...more

  • Which Disney Happy Ending Isn't

    Sep 09 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Disney Happy Ending Isn’t?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.co...more

  • Which Fictional Teens Would Make the Best Boy Band?

    Sep 02 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teens Would Make the Best Boy Band?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com...more

  • If You Were a Pokemon Trainer What Type of Pokemon Trainer Would You Be?

    Aug 26 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; If You Were a Pokemon Trainer What Type of Pokemon Trainer Would You Be?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+...more

  • Which Celebrity Chef Would Make the Worst Sandwich?

    Aug 19 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Celebrity Chef Would Make the Worst Sandwich?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPa...more

  • In What Context, If Any, Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham?

    Aug 12 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; In What Context, If Any, Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplu...more

  • How Would You Compete With Westworld?

    Aug 05 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; How Would You Compete With Westworld?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon...more

  • Why Wouldn't You Travel with the Doctor? (Live!)

    Jul 29 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Why Wouldn't You Travel with the Doctor? Recorded Live at Cardiff!Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sans...more

  • Is Superman a Disrespectful Boy?

    Jul 22 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Is Superman a Disrespectful Boy?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/...more

  • Which Would be the Worst Fictional Spaceship to Travel the Galaxy in?

    Jul 15 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Would be the Worst Fictional Spaceship to Travel the Galaxy in?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: s...more

  • How Would Spider-Man Deal With Being in the Middle-Ages?

    Jul 08 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; How Would Spider-Man Deal With Being in the Middle-Ages?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus....more

  • What Would Make Better Hands Than Scissor Hands for Edward Scissorhands?

    Jul 01 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; What Would Make Better Hands Than Scissor Hands for Edward Scissorhands?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support the show?Sanspant...more

  • Which Fictional Teen Would Do Well in the Hunger Games? (Live!)

    Jun 24 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teen Would Do Well in the Hunger Games? Live from Eureka Hotel Melbourne!Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Theme music by the wonderfully talented Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website bennydavismusic.com or check out his YouTube youtube.com/bennythejukeboxWant to help support ...more

  • Would You Downsize?

    Jun 17 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Would You Downsize?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail...more

  • London Podcast Festival Announcement

    Jun 13 2018

    We're part of the London Podcast Festival this year! Just head to kingsplace.co.uk to grab tickets or just head to sanspantsradio.com/live for links to all the other dates and shows!

  • Why Doesn't Anyone Have A problem with Westworld?

    Jun 10 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Why Doesn't Anyone Have A Problem with Westworld?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with ...more

  • Which Superhero is the Most Stressed?

    Jun 03 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Superhero is the Most Stressed?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: ...more

  • Which Pokemon Would Win Best in Show

    May 27 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Pokemon Would Win Best in Show?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sa...more

  • Which Fictional Teacher Would Make The Worst Real Life Teacher in Real Life?

    May 20 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teacher Would Make The Worst Real Life Teacher in Real Life?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradi...more

  • What is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in (Again Again Again)? Live from MICF (Ft. Dave Warneke, Jess Perkins and Michael Shanks)

    May 13 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Dave Warneke, Jess Perkins and Michael Shanks at the MICF to ask the hard hitting question; What is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in (Again Again Again)?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB T...more

  • How Do Superheroes Get Their Secret Names?

    May 06 2018

    In which our heroes are ask the hard hitting question; How Do Superheroes Get Their Secret Names?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?...more

  • Which Superhero is the Worst at Keeping Their Identity Secret?

    Apr 29 2018

    In which our heroes are ask the hard hitting question; Which Superhero is the Worst at Keeping Their Identity Secret?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to g...more

  • What Did We Think Of Avengers Infinity War (Ft. George Dimarelos)

    Apr 25 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimarelos to ask the hard hitting question; What Did We Think of Avengers Infinity War?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sa...more

  • Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn't a Pokemon? (Ft. George Dimeralos)

    Apr 22 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimeralos to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn't a Pokemon?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksont...more

  • What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in? (Again Again Again?) Live from MICF (Ft. Martin Dunlop, Claire Sullivan and Rhys Nicholson)

    Apr 16 2018

    In which our heroes are joined live from the Melbourne International Comedy Fest by Martin Dunlop, Claire Sullivan and Rhys Nicholson to ask the hard hitting question; What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in? (Again Again Again?)Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsrad...more

  • Is Wall-E Jesus? (Ft. Nick Capper)

    Apr 15 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Nick Capper to ask the hard hitting question; Is Wall-E Jesus?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?E...more

  • What Would Be the Worst Video Game Character to Swap With? (Ft. bigsofttitty.png)

    Apr 08 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Tom Walker and Demi Lardner from Bigsofttitty.png to ask the hard hitting question; What Would Be the Worst Video Game Character to Swap With?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksonta...more

  • Which is Definitely the Best Starter Pokemon?

    Apr 01 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which is Definitely the Best Starter Pokemon?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?E...more

  • What If Spider-Man Had Stayed a Wrestler?

    Mar 25 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; What If Spider-Man Had Stayed a Wrestler?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email...more

  • Where is the Soul Stone?

    Mar 18 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Where is the Soul Stone?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@...more

  • How Would You Make a Better Matrix? (Ft. Andy Matthews)

    Mar 11 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by our good friend Andy Matthews from Two in the Think Tank to ask the hard hitting question; how would you make a better Matrix?Check out Andy and Alasdair’s MICF show right here; https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/index.php/2018/shows/andy-matthews-and-alasdair-tremblay-birchall-sci-fi-sketch-experience and use coupon code plumbing to get 25% off tickets! Check out Andy on twitter at https://twitter.com/stupidoldandy and go check out their amazing show; Two in the...more

  • Which Sidekick Should Probably Have Their Own Sidekick? Live! (Ft. Funhaus)

    Mar 04 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by our good friends from Funhaus to ask the hard hitting question; which sidekick should probably have their own sidekick? Recorded live from SydneyJoin our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobookso...more

  • Which Superhero Could Make the Best 80s Instructional Video (Workout)? (Ft. Tyler Marchant)

    Feb 25 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by good friend Tyler Marchant from FutureHorsePod.com to ask the hard hitting question; which superhero could make the best 80s instructional video (Workout)?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: a...more

  • Which Alien Invasion Would Be The Worst... For the Alien? LIVE! (Ft. Damien Power)

    Feb 18 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by good friend Damien Power to ask the hard hitting question; Which alien invasion would be the worst... for the alien?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com...more

  • Hey. Would You Prefer Jessie's Girl or Stacy's Mum?

    Feb 11 2018

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; hey. Would you prefer Jessie’s Girl or Stacey’s Mum?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact ...more

  • Which Fictional Character Doesn't Have a Dog but Should Definitely Have a Dog? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)

    Feb 04 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall to ask the hard hitting question; which fictional character doesn't have a dog but should definitely have a dog?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape....more

  • Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter? (Ft. Ralph Attanasia)

    Jan 28 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Ralph Attanasia to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/sto...more

  • Which Villain Could You Conceivably Take in a Fight? (Ft. George Dimeralos)

    Jan 21 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by George Dimeralos to ask the hard hitting question; which villain could you conceivably take in a fight??Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sans...more

  • What if Professor X Ran Hogwarts? (Live!)

    Jan 14 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Adam live from London to ask the hard hitting question; what if Professor X ran Hogwarts?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWan...more

  • How Would You Hide the One Ring? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)

    Jan 07 2018

    In which our heroes are joined by Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall from Two in the Think Tank to ask the hard hitting question; how would you hide the One Ring?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic...more

  • How Would You Survive Ragnarok? (Ft. Brian James)

    Dec 31 2017

    In which our heroes are joined by Brian James, author of Mjolnir, to ask the hard hitting question; how would you survive Ragnarok?You can grab Brian’s book wherever good books are found, or right here; https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35883291-mjolnirJoin our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon...more

  • Which is the Worst Fictional Santa?

    Dec 24 2017

    In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; which is the worst fictional Santa?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sa...more

  • Robots, F**kable? (Ft. Ellen Waddell)

    Dec 17 2017

    In which our heroes are joined by Ellen Waddell to ask the hard hitting question; robots, fuckable?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with u...more

  • What Did We Think of The Latest Jedi?

    Dec 14 2017

    In which our heroes had some thoughts on that new Star War.Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter...more

  • Who Thought the Sentinel Program Was Such a Good Idea?

    Dec 10 2017

    In which our heroes decide to rid the world of mutants, build gigantic machines, and realize their terrible mistake as we ask who thoughts the Sentinel Program was such a good idea?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobo...more

  • Which Superhero Would be the Worst to Ward For? (Ft. George Dimeralos)

    Dec 03 2017

    In which our heroes have no powers, enter the scary world of sidekicks, and find themselves in a lot of danger very quickly as we’re joined by our good friend George Dimarelos and ask which hero would be the worst to ward for?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: s...more

  • What Would it Feasible Take for You to Betray Humanity and Side with the Apes?

    Nov 26 2017

    In which our heroes survive an epidemic, find themselves in the middle of a war, struggle to choose a side, as we ask what would it feasibly take for you to betray humanity and turn to the apes?Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB T...more

  • What Did We Think of Justice League?

    Nov 20 2017

    It's back. #letmedie! In which our heroes review a piece of garbage.Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter:  twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher...more

  • How Would You Lose a Guy in 10 Days?

    Nov 19 2017

    In which our heroes work for a magazine, find themselves in need of a good article, and so decide to ruin a man's life as we ask how would you lose a guy in 10 days?Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsrad...more

  • What is a Jumanji? + Joels in the City Pilot

    Nov 12 2017

    In which our heroes follow the drumming, find an old board game, and suddenly get sucked into a jungle hell as we wonder what is a Jumanji?Remember to tweet in with your Joels in the City response either #SexyBoyzYes or #SexyBoyzNoCheck out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/store...more

  • How Would You Take Down The Spider Menace?

    Nov 05 2017

    In which our heroes destroy the web-head, wreck the web-slinger, and annihilate the webbed-wonder as we ask how would you take down the Spider Menace?Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Tw...more

  • Are Mummies Scary?

    Oct 29 2017

    In which our heroes explore an old pyramid, disturb an old sarcophagus, and are attacked by a bandaged ghoul as we ask are mummies scary?Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: s...more

  • What Did InGen Do Before Jurassic Park? (Ft. Benny Davis)

    Oct 22 2017

    In which our heroes create a genetics company, purchase an island, and then clone dinosaurs seemingly out of nowhere as we ask what did InGen do before Jurassic Park with our good friend Benny Davis from the Dragon Friends podcast!Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people...more

  • How Liable is Willy Wonka? Live! (Ft. George Dimeralos)

    Oct 17 2017

    In which our heroes receive a golden ticket, visit a chocolate factory, and then witness countless OH&S issues as we wonder Is Willy Wonka liable? You can watch this episode and see our handsome faces here; https://youtu.be/fV0tphswFvM Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbu...more

  • Do Transformers Get Tired?

    Oct 08 2017

    In which our heroes transform from a robot into a car, from a car into a tiger, and from a tiger back into a robot as we ask do Transformers get tired? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic...more

  • Joel Duscher Agent of Shield 2

    Oct 01 2017

    In which our heroes return to their roots, put Joel Duscher on the spot, and once again irrevocably damage the Marvel Universe as we experience: Joel Duscher Agent of Shield 2. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: pa...more

  • Which Fictional Universe Features the Best Uber Alternative?

    Sep 24 2017

    In which our heroes have places to be, people to see and want to contribute to taxis failing as they ask which fictional Universe features the best Uber alternative? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/s...more

  • If You Could Pick a Fictional Team to Play a (Fictional) Sport Which One? (Feat. Matt Stewart)

    Sep 17 2017

    In which our heroes keep their eye on the ball, shoot for the basket, and aim for the goal as they ask if you could pick a fictional team to play a (fictional) sport who would you pick? With special guest Matt Stewart from Do Go on! Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purchased tickets for Melbourne Fringe and want that sweet 25% off? Just email emma@escommunications.com.au an...more

  • If You Could Give a Super Power to an Animal What Would They Be? (Feat. Matt Stewart)

    Sep 10 2017

    In which our heroes collect a bunch of animals, give them superpowers, and then sit back and watch what happens as we ask if you could give a super power to an animal what would they be with special guest Matt Stewart from Do Go on! Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purchased tickets for Melbourne Fringe and want that sweet 25% off? Just email emma@escommunications.com.au an...more

  • Which Would Be The Best Radioactive Animal To Be Bitten By?

    Sep 03 2017

    In which our heroes break into Oscorp, let a bunch of animals loose and try to pet them all as we ask which would be the best radioactive animal to be bitten by? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC ...more

  • What Would Life Be Like on the Island of Sodor?

    Aug 27 2017

    In which our heroes build a train, give it a face, and then accidentally bring the whole thing to life as we ask What would life be like on the Island of Sodor.? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC ...more

  • Is Odin a Bad Dad?

    Aug 20 2017

    In which our heroes hire someone to build a wall, become worried when he's nearly finished, so decide to make love to his horse as we ask is Odin a good father? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC S...more

  • What Kind of Job is Journalism for a Superman?

    Aug 13 2017

    In which our heroes get a job at the Daily Planet, work hard long hours, struggle for promotion and wonder why Clark Kent still has a job as we ask: what kind of job is journalism for a Superman? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’...more

  • How Would You Use a Death Note Book? (Feat. Adam)

    Aug 06 2017

    In which our heroes find a magic book, summon the god of death, and commit righteous untraceable murder as we ask how we would use a death note book? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC Support, you can head here; http://www.pscsupport.org.uk. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.s...more

  • Is the Magic School Bus an Effective Teaching Method? (Feat. Handsome Tom)

    Jul 30 2017

    In which our heroes enroll in school, sign up for a field trip, and find themselves on a hellride through the human body as we ask is the magic schoolbus an effective teaching method? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC Support, you can head here; http://www.pscsupport.org.uk. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for ou...more

  • Which Nintendo Character Would Make The Best Hero of Gotham? (LIVE)

    Jul 23 2017

    In which our heroes lose their parents to a mugger in crime alley, eat a 1up mushroom for an extra life, and become a symbol of fear as we ask which nintendo character would make the best hero of Gotham? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC Support, you can head here; http://www.pscsupport.org.uk. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase...more

  • How Would We Kill The Marvel Universe?

    Jul 16 2017

    In which our heroes unsheath their knives, unholster their guns, and go after an entire universe as we ask how would we kill the Marvel Universe? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC Support, you can head here; http://www.pscsupport.org.uk. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sansp...more

  • Monsters Inc/U what?! (Feat. Handsome Tom)

    Jul 09 2017

    In which our heroes enroll in scaring college, yell at a mechanical child, and join a workforce that exploits children as we ask Monsters U What?! Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.co...more

  • Which is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in Live from the Sydney Comedy Fest (Feat. Gabriel Bergmoser, Zoe Bilotta, Yianni Agisilaou, Feisty Cuffs and Alexei Toliopoulos)

    Jul 02 2017

    In which our heroes gather their friends, take to the stage, and once again journey across the multiverse as we ask what is the worst fictional universe to live in. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsrad...more

  • Which Would be the Best Fictional Universe to Live in Live from the Sydney Comedy Fest (Feat. Gabriel Bergmoser, Zoe Bilotta, Dean Rankine, Ben Ellwood and Benny Davis)

    Jun 25 2017

    In which our heroes gather their friends, take to the stage, and once again journey across the multiverse as we ask what is the best fictional universe to live in. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradi...more

  • Why Don't Superheroes Have Henchmen?

    Jun 18 2017

    In which our heroes mess with tradition, change what it means to be a superhero, and accidentally make a police state as we ask why don’t superheroes have henchmen?

  • What if Hagrid was 5 Years Too Late?

    Jun 11 2017

    In which our heroes need to save Harry Potter, tell ‘im he’s a wizard, and tell ‘im how to win the triwizard cup but fuck up and are five years too late as we ask what if Hagrid fucked up and was five years too late? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobook...more

  • What Would Be the Ultimate Crime Causing Power?

    Jun 04 2017

    In which our heroes revel in evil, curse all do-gooders, and once again experience an existential crisis as we ask what is the ultimate crime causing superpower? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio ...more

  • How Would You Steal Ash's Pikachu?

    May 28 2017

    In which our heroes wear matching outfits, work for the mob, and spend their time shadowing Ash Ketchum as we ask how would you catch Ash’s pikachu? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic....more

  • Which Fictional Doctor Would Make the Best GP? (LIVE)

    May 21 2017

    In which our heroes become sick, decide to seek medical attention, and get treated by someone without their medical license as we ask which fictional doctor would make the best GP? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/peopl...more

  • What Could You Bring to the Fantastic Four? + BONUS

    May 14 2017

    In which our heroes answer a job on Gumtree, arrive at the Baxter Building and do their best to impress as we ask what could you bring to the Fantastic 4? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepub...more

  • How Corrupt is the Zootopia Police Force? (Feat. George Dimarelos)

    May 07 2017

    In which our heroes are a bunny, find themselves working as a cop in the big city, and immediately get involved in organized crime as we ask just how corrupt is the Zootopia police force? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbub...more

  • Is Shrinking Your Own Children a Crime?

    Apr 30 2017

    In which our heroes leave their lab unattended, let their children shrink themselves, and then try to figure out of if they need a lawyer as we ask is shrinking your own children a crime? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobookso...more

  • Which Batman Villain Would Be the Best To Hench For?

    Apr 23 2017

    In which our heroes look for work in Gotham City, realise crime is their only option, and compare and contrast the available baddies as we ask which Batman villain would be the best to hench for? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: aud...more

  • Which Fantasy Creature Would Make the Best Pet? (Feat. Adam)

    Apr 16 2017

    In which our heroes go to the fantasy equivelent of a rescue shelter, pick out a new companion and ask the clerk if there’s any special dietry requirements as we try and work out which fantasy creature would make the best pet? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsr...more

  • Would It Really Be Nice if the World Was Cadbury?

    Apr 09 2017

    In which our heroes become chocolate, try their best to survive, and then change the world in a fundamental way as they ask if it would really be nice if the world was Cadbury? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com M...more

  • Why is Everyone Ok with Jake Sully Fornicating with Animals?

    Apr 02 2017

    In which our heroes lose the ability to walk, get their consciousness placed into a giant cat person and hoünk our way into your hearts as we ask why is everyone ok with Jake Sully fornicating with animals? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people...more

  • How Effective is the Suicide Squad? (Feat. George Dimarelos)

    Mar 26 2017

    In which our heroes ask what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office, decide the best course of action is to put together a team of basically Hawkeyes as they discuss just how effective is the Suicide Squad? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today! Purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets...more

  • What Would Your Ultimate Crime Fighting Super Power Be?

    Mar 19 2017

    In which our heroes have an existential crisis, control bacteria and just give up as they discuss what the ultimate crime fighting power would be. Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today! Purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets right here; http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1546! Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio...more

  • Why Do We Think Dominic Toretto Has Betrayed La Familia?

    Mar 12 2017

    In which our heroes take the wheels of a very fast car, get furious as none of us know how to drive stick and just leave it all up to fate as we ask which why do we think Dominic Toretto has betrayed La Familia? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today! Purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets right here; http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1546! Want to help support the ...more

  • Which Disney Princess Would Make the Best Step-Dad? Live! (Feat. Adam)

    Mar 05 2017

    In which our heroes’ mum has started dating again, decided that cartoon royalty is the best way forward so is making her may through the Disney Kingdoms as we ask which Disney Princess would make the best Step-Dad? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today! Purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets right here; http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1546! And you can watch this...more

  • Which Apocalypse is the Most Survivable Apocalypse? Live! (Feat. Adam)

    Feb 26 2017

    In which our heroes fall out, delivery goods to war boys, become Wasteland gigalos and eat your mates as we ask which Apocalypse is the most survivable Apocalypse? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today! Purchase your Sydney Comedy Fest tickets right here; http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1546! And you can watch this episode live right here! https://www.youtube.com/w...more

  • How Effective is the Prime Directive? (Feat. Adam & Shanks)

    Feb 19 2017

    In which our heroes write in their captain’s log, get Scotty to beam them up and try and live long and prosper as they ask just how effective is the Prime Directive? Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: san...more

  • What are the Consequences of Mario Living in New York City? (Feat. Michael Jones)

    Feb 12 2017

    In which our heroes are joined by Achievement Hunter's Michael Jones, take the stage at RTX Sydney, watch the trailer for Mario Odyssey and ask what are the consequences of Mario living in New York City. You can watch this panel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4cW8V-gjuM Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio W...more

  • Why Does Your Snoke Theory Suck? (Feat. Steele Saunders)

    Feb 05 2017

    In which our heroes get out the red pen, start circling screenshots and comparing them to other screenshots while wondering why your Snoke theory sucks. You can find all things Steele Wars at steelewars.com or Steele’s other podcast I Love Green Guide Letters at ilovegreenguideletters.com Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspa...more

  • Would You Prefer to be Suddenly 30 or 17'd again? (Feat. Zammit)

    Jan 29 2017

    In which our heroes try being 30 for a bit, try being 17 for a bit and then try time traveling for a bit while asking "Would you prefer to be Suddenly 30 or 17 Again'd?" Adam is surprised by the topic, Jackson compares being disappointed with your childhood and being disappointed with your future, Duscher doesn't wanna marry Zoe and Zammit just accidentally walks into the episode halfway through and then decides to stick around like a champ. So join the gang as they realize that being old sucks ...more

  • What Would You Do in Westworld? (Feat. Adam)

    Jan 22 2017

    In which our heroes take the train into Sweetwater, drink copious amounts of whiskey, and expand their horizons as we ask what would you do in Westworld. Adam decides he'd be a monster and a hero, Jackson knows he'd get suckered in and die in the desert, and Zammit just wants to know if he can let his teenage son fuck a robot. So choose your hat, holster your revolver, and beat the shit out of Teddy. they're just milk robots anyway. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon...more

  • How Many Crimes Does the Agent Cody Banks Program Commit? (Feat. The Weekly Muniz)

    Jan 15 2017

    In which our heroes apply to be child spies via a comic book, go to a summer school that's actually a CIA base and tell their parents nothing while asking just how many crimes does the Agent Cody Banks Program commit? Jackson is worried about the parents, Duscher is too cool for comic books, Hayden hates Agent Cody Banks 2 a lot for someone who has an entire podcast about Frankie Muniz and Duncan just wants everyone to know that he's pretty sure he owns a skate shop now. So join the gang as they...more

  • How Dare Wizards?! (Feat. Adam & Shanks)

    Jan 08 2017

    In which our heroes witness a lot of fantastic beasts, find out where to find them and then rudely get their mind wiped of the whole event while asking "How Dare Wizards?!" Jackson agrees with the Second Salemers (no surprises there), Zammit has no faith in Obliviate, Shanks doesn't think the US ministry should trust Newt at all and Adam just wants to sing a song about brain damage. So join the gang as they explore the direct implications of the events of Fantastic Beasts and realise that, oh bo...more

  • How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)

    Jan 01 2017

    In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it, and become overwhelmed with gods. Adam is mad at Davey Jones for not doing his job, Jackson thinks the afterlife must be physical and becomes afraid, and Michael just struggles to remember what those films were even about. So set sail for the open...more

  • If You Were a James Bond Villain What Would Your Scheme Be? (Feat. Michael Williams)

    Dec 25 2016

    In which our heroes buy a fluffy white cat, sit menacingly in a chair, and try to cause irreparable damage to the world when we ask: if you were a bond villain, what would your scheme be? We discuss the function of Q, wonder why M is called M, and try to colonise mars a bit. Jackson wants to use the moon like a bullet, Duscher goes by the unpleasant name of Sinkhole, and Michael just wants to hurt Bond's feelings. So sip your martini, adjust your tux, and enjoy the greatest trilogy of bond films...more

  • Which Fictional Character Would Make a Better Santa Claus? (Feat. Adam)

    Dec 18 2016

    In which our heroes are recovering from a big Christmas party where they drank too much eggnog and brandy, realised they forgot to do a write up and so are just gonna cobble something together at the last minute as we ask which fictional character would make the best Santa? We probably suggest superman at some point, seems a fair bet, almost definitely traumatise a child, and ruin Christmas one way or the other. Zammit probably chooses an X-Man, we bet Adam gets frustrated and/or smug, and Jacks...more

  • What Did We Think of Rogue 1: A Star War Story?

    Dec 14 2016

    In which we talk about Rogue 1 instead of being in bed asleep.

  • What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Rogue 1?

    Dec 14 2016

    In which our heroes talk about their expectations about soon-to-be-released Star War film about people of ill-dispute and numerical values. We talk about trailers, the problems with franchise films and what they could do that would make us hate it. Zammit immediately reneges on his own rules, Jackson wants to make things brighter, and Duscher just remains smug. So sit back and listen to us talk about about a galaxy far, far away that’s a little bit more back into the past than what we’re used to...more

  • Which Comic Book Hero Would Make the Best Horror Movie Villain? LIVE

    Dec 11 2016

    In which our heroes step up on stage, examine the villains of comic book fame, and then test them out for villainy as we ask which comic book hero would make a good horror movie villain? We talk the cuteness of maggots, give our house to Krypto the Superdog, and make love to a fish. Jackson paints a Lovecraftian picture of Aquaman, Duscher is scared of Superman's raw power, and Zammit just wishes people were more afraid of the Wolverine. So sit back and enjoy as the Plumbing Boys attempt to find...more

  • If You Could Exploit a Trope from Television for Financial Gain or Personal Benefit Which One Would You Pick and How Would You Do So? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)

    Dec 04 2016

    In which our heroes enter the world of television, decide they need to make a quick buck, and then get hoisted by their own petard as we ask if you could exploit a trope from television for financial gain or personal benefit what would it be? We talk the availability of radios, the star power of Bill Clinton, and weather or not sleeping is a skill. Duscher's Nan gets murdered, Adam does his best to steal treasure, Michael has a run in with Lil' Wayne, and Jackson gets his self esteem destroyed. ...more

  • How Would You Survive in Skyrim if You Weren't the Main Character? (Feat. Adam)

    Nov 27 2016

    In which our heroes stop eating souls, give the finger to the Greybeards, and become an NPC as we ask the important questions like how would you survive in Skyrim as not the main character. We talk about the invulnerability of beggars, take refuge in a dress shop, and die anyway as Alduin eats the world. Adam hitches himself to the main character, Jackson chooses poorly every time, and Zammit just asks a lot of questions. So find the least occupied corner of Skyrim, hunker down, and do your very...more

  • How Would You Survive in Skyrim? (Feat. Adam)

    Nov 20 2016

    In which our heroes embrace their draconic heritage, kill a dragon with a great axe, and then drink to absorb its delicious soul as we ask how would you survive Skyrim? We try to avoid our heroic destiny, put all our skill points into sneak and archery, and exploit the system to make ourselves very powerful. Jackson outright refuses to do good, Adam makes a potion to improve his smithing and smiths a dagger to improve his potions, and Zammit just wants to sit the main villain down and share a sn...more

  • What Did We Think of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (feat. Adam and Ryder)

    Nov 16 2016

    In which our heroes really do not want to stay up later than they absolutely have to so they're doing all this as fast as they can. Jackson has issues with the ending, Joel will have to do all the editing, Adam downs half a bottle of schnapps and Ryder just fucking loved those Beasts.

  • What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (Feat. Adam)

    Nov 16 2016

    In which our heroes wonder what is going to happen in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? We usually write longer ones but we're running late for our movie. LOOTCRATE! Shit. Gotta spruik that! lootcrate.com/letmedie. Perfect. Got it one! And as always you can follow along on twitter with #letmedie. We did it boys!

  • If Australia Had a Wizarding School How Would it Function? (Feat. Adam)

    Nov 13 2016

    In which our heroes grab a wand, throw on a cloak and head into their own backyard as they ask if Australia were to have a Wizarding School, how would it function? Join the two Plumbing boys who aren't Duscher and special guest Adam as they explore how being a wizard but also hot would work, give themselves horrific but also appropriate magic names and ignore winter. Jackson has the hiccups, Adam never watches football and Zammit is just sick of having his lack of knowledge exposed. It's a magic...more

  • Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? (Feat. Follow)

    Nov 06 2016

    In which our heroes consume all of pop culture, sit alone in their rooms and then use this knowledge to make real life decisions while asking Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? Join the Plumbing boys as they battle through constant interruptions from Zoe taking selfies, constant interruptions from Adam sneezing and constant interruptions from Follow (may he rest in peace) knocking everything off our recording desk. Jackson reveals how close to anime he can get without getting ...more

  • Cars What?!

    Oct 30 2016

    In which our heroes rev their engines, lick their lips, and melt their brains in confusion and fear as we ask Cars! What? We try to explain cars as bugs, attempt to explain the Car Pope, and try to comprehend the logistics of hollowing out a plane. Zammit goes into too much detail about Car Hitler, Jackson thinks cars bone like wolves, and Duscher just doesn’t want anyone to worry. So go to the infosphere to get your career, milk a tractor for its mystery milk, and grow a baby car in your trunk....more

  • Which Fictional Universe Offers the Worst Education? LIVE from Sydney!

    Oct 23 2016

    In which our heroes drove for 9 hours, checked into an Air B&B from hell and did a live show in Sydney while asking which fictional Universe Has the worst education system? It's a wild ride where the boys discuss the logistics of an education solely by booping, investigate school ruses within ruses and just wish Jackson would stop publicly supporting genocide. Zammit can't figure out if Cyclops is alive or dead, Duscher doesn't want to shoot his dog and Jackson just can't help himself. Brace you...more

  • What Do the Public Know About the Avengers Initiative? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)

    Oct 16 2016

    In which our heroes look out their windows, see a whole lot of super heroics occurring, but struggle to make out terribly much as we ask what does the general public know about the Avengers? We confuse Thor with a Buff Nan, spend most of the time hiding under things, and lose count of how many Iron Men there are. James wants to move to the country, Duscher recalls the day the Hulks came, Zammit intends to give his children powers at whatever the cost, and Jackson just tries to describe the event...more

  • If You Were a Superman Villain What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)

    Oct 09 2016

    In which our heroes pick up a comic, flick through the pages and decide to give this Superman fella the business while asking if we were a Superman villain, what would our gimmick be? Straight off the bat we discuss evil wizards, the keys to hassling Superman and the in and outs of Lex Luthor's land deals. Jackson has a complex plan to put Superman back in a TV, Zammit remembers that the Irredeemable comic is super good, Duscher tries to argue the logistics of a sentient tornado and James just w...more

  • Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Best Be Consumed by the Symbiote?

    Oct 02 2016

    In which our heroes fuse with an alien, become a goo monster, and give Spiderman the business as we ask which Plumbing Boy would make the best symbiote? We wonder why Spiderman doesn’t just carry a bell with him at all times, try to figure out which symbiotes are alive and cops, and explain hospices. Zammit struggles to find a crime worth eating someone for, Duscher learns how to smell the dying, and Jackson just flips the script and ruins the symbiotes life. So get in touch with your dark side,...more

  • How Hard is it to Grow up in the Pokémon Universe? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Sep 25 2016

    In which our heroes turn ten, get a magic animal from a professor, and leave home forever as they ask how do people grow up in the Pokémon world? We discuss gym economy, shake our heads at islands only available by swimming, and catch god. Jackson’s favourite pokémon is 165 souls, Zammit keeps calling a machop a machomp, Duscher elaborates on the Pokemon War, and James just can’t deal with any of it. So open your pokédex, aim it directly at the embodiment of time, and have an uncomfortable relig...more

  • How Would You Survive in a Fantasy World? (Feat. Adam)

    Sep 18 2016

    In which our heroes x, y and z as they try to get by in a fantasy world. We estimate how many adventurers there are in the world, leave the township of Thrupence to found the town of Fourpence and make a chaotic neutral rogue our sheriff. Jackson tries to overthrow Zammit, Zammit is a level one commoner and Adam turns it all into a game. So join the gang as they play the Sims crossed with Dungeons and Dragons. Want to hire some half-orcs to dig your ditch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspan...more

  • What Alignment is a Baby? (Feat. Adam)

    Sep 11 2016

    In which our heroes try and figure out right from wrong, try to understand the difference between lawful and chaotic and if some things can be born evil while wondering what alignment is a baby. We look at dragons being jerks from birth, see what can change alignment and realise D&D doesn’t cover mental illness. Adam is our resident expert, Zammit attempts to work out when murder is okay and Jackson just wants to build the perfect utopia. It ranges on the morality spectrum as we work out just ho...more

  • How Does a Centaur Work? (Feat. Adam)

    Sep 04 2016

    In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an 'us versus them' dichotomy in a medieval society almost instantaneously. Jackson assumes the man part is all muscle, Adam gets onto his knees to get into the headspace of a centaur and Zammit just wants to know how they pick stuff up off the ground. So join the gang as...more

  • How Entertaining Would the Hunger Games be to Watch?

    Aug 28 2016

    In which our heroes get chosen as tributes, enter the games, and then start a revolution as we ask would the Hunger Games be entertaining? We discuss other forms of entertainment in the Capitol, laugh at Peeta’s rock throwing abilities, and do the Katniss whistle. Duscher knows the names of all the character, Zammit has a learning experience, and Jackson just falls asleep in the lake but doesn’t drown. So set off the canons, watch the games at gunpoint, and bleed out of your mouth a little. Viva...more

  • How Would You Use the Suicide Squad? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Aug 21 2016

    In which our heroes worry about an evil superman, gather the worst of the worst, and get them to do our dirty work as we ask: what would you do with the Suicide Squad. We calculate Harley’s age, describe South American geography, and talk some shit about Twister. Zammit makes the Suicide Squad mow lawns, Duscher over-explains nearly everything, James valiantly defends the film, and Jackson just wants to send the Skwad into lava. So get some bombs in your necks, weep for economically destroyed Au...more

  • How Would You Survive A Groundhog Day?

    Aug 14 2016

    In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn't become an inhuman monster, and inevitably turn to cannibalism. Zammit attempts to sleep with an entire town, Jackson does terrible things to his genitals, and Duscher just wants to get nuked. It's an infinite nightmare that doesn't end until Groundhog tells Mrs Gr...more

  • Why Does the Toothfairy Collect Teeth?

    Aug 07 2016

    In which our heroes present bloody molars to their parents, get a good night of sleep and awake to gold coins while questioning why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth. Join us as we encounter humanity’s magical foes, politely ask them not to kill our kids and find ourselves in a succession of conflicts with the Fey/Fay/Fae. Jackson contemplates the applications of a tooth stockpile, Zammit tries to negotiate a fair peace treaty and Duscher just wants to satisfyingly deliver film synopses. Prepare yo...more

  • What Did We Think of Suicide Squad?

    Aug 03 2016

    In which our heroes are tired and want to go to bed.

  • What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Suicide Squad?

    Aug 03 2016

    In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit laboriously explains Captain Marvel, Duscher hates method acting, Jackson brings back his favourite gag just for him, Aaron wishes DC would stop hurting him and we all just want to die. So get some bombs in your head, tattoo a mouth on your hand, and s...more

  • Why Does Donkey Kong Wear a Tie?

    Jul 31 2016

    In which our heroes get ready for a formal occasion, learn how to do a windsor knot and completely forget to put on pants as we head out the door, all the while wondering why Donkey Kong wears a tie. We look at the attire of all the Kong Klan, discover horrible things about Mario’s past and constantly remind ourselves of DK’s lacking intelligence. Jackson wants to know where the bananas are, Zammit wants to put ties on all apes, fictional and real, and Duscher just wants more information on the ...more

  • How Did P!nk's House Get So Full of Evil Clowns?

    Jul 24 2016

    In which our heroes are haunted by past decisions, live through nightmares and attempt to solve our hellish lives with arson while asking how did P!nk's house get so full of evil clowns? Join your favourite pop music fans as they attempt to understand a deeper meaning behind every single lyric, misunderstand the point of metaphors and discuss the royal you, royal we and the royal singular us. Jackson figures out the perfect amount of clowns to allow in your house, Zammit likes the idea of one pe...more

  • What is Your Ideal Fallout Vault? (Feat. Adam)

    Jul 17 2016

    In which our heroes play the roles of Vault-Tec employees, working on contract for the military. We run for cover as the bombs fall around us, seal the vault doors behind us and figure out who we want as our Overseer. Jackson creates the council of clowns, Zammit just does The Village from M. Night Shyamalan and Adam just wants to make a very racist, but efficient, vault. So join the gang as they aid the US government with evil experiments. Want to break one of God's commandments? Head to htt...more

  • What Would be the Worst Fallout Vault to Live In? (Feat. Adam)

    Jul 10 2016

    In which our heroes decide which vault from the Fallout Universe they'd least like to live in. We deal with a radroach infestation, find a new chip for the water purifier and defend our vault from raiders. Jackson doesn't want to be a plant-man, Zammit wants you to explain things by referencing The Karate Kid and Adam punches a fan. So join the gang as they use subliminal messages. Want to create the perfect soldier? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a mont...more

  • How Do You Train a James Bond?

    Jul 03 2016

    In which our heroes order a shaken alcoholic beverage, get seduced by a femme fatale and get in a sweet car chase as we try to work out how we’d go about training a James Bond. We start by MI 6 giving us a baby, get too attached to the kid and hire a bully to do what a bully does. Jackson is pro-Pavloving, Zammit doesn't want to tell a teenager he'll be a spy and Duscher just gets super tired of raising a kid. So join the gang as they get to be James Bond’s thee dads and become increasingly para...more

  • Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Lord Voldemort and Why is it Obviously Jackson B. Baly?

    Jun 26 2016

    In which our heroes die at the hands of a child, spend some time as a ghost, and then attempt to kill that same child as we ask which of the Plumbing Boys would make the best Voldemort and why is it obviously Jackson B. Baly? We wonder what happened to Voldemort’s nose, turn a chip packet into a portkey, and give out mad cuddles. Zammit asks why the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts in the first place, Duscher keeps alluding to Nazi Germany, and Jackson just once again argues for a government sanct...more

  • Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Dumbledore and Why is it Joel Zammit?

    Jun 19 2016

    In which our heroes get a prestigious teaching position, find out about a terrible prophecy, and mark a child for death as we wonder which Plumbing Boy would make the best Dumbledore and why is it Joel Zammit? We discuss the difficulty of slaughtering Harry Potter, do some excellent British accents, and explain souls. Jackson wonders if Dumbledore has a bed, Duscher once again turns to suicide, and Zammit just oblviates his way out of most problems. So run a school poorly, consume more lemon she...more

  • Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Boy Who Lived and Why is it Joel Duscher?

    Jun 12 2016

    In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren't dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It's an emotional journey as we recruit an entire Quiditch team as our friends, try our best to memorise Duscher’s family tree and remember what being 11 is like. Jackson reimagines Harry as a monster, Zammit attempts too many accents and Duscher just wants to remind everyone when the PS2 was rel...more

  • Is Harry Potter a Good Wizard? (Feat. Sophie Kneebone)

    Jun 05 2016

    In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise Dumbledore’s reasoning. Jackson wonders why everyone is super open about horcruxes, Zammit argues that Harry's only power is being present, and Sophie just loves Harry Potter and doesn't want to lose. So attend Hogwarts, go to your classes, and s...more

  • Why are Wizards So Ignorant?

    May 29 2016

    In which our heroes notice that Harry Potter remains very popular, remember that they’ve spoken about it previously and cynically decide to do so again by asking why Wizards are so ignorant about the Muggle world. It’s a Plumbing the Death Eaters revival as we take on Big Owl, explore alternate-reality console release schedules and invite J.K. Rowling to deliver some 100% canon Harry Potter exclusives. Jackson is legitimately concerned about his hypothetical child’s magical indoctrination, Zammi...more

  • If You Were a Spider-Man Villain What Would Your Gimmick Be? + Dinosaur Park #2 Subway, Steaks and Argentinian Children

    May 22 2016

    In which our heroes become prominent scientists, take a job at one of the various A.N.I.M.A.L. research projects and get inevitably turned into science powered super villains because of Spider-Man’s (maybe??) meddling. We look at the requirements of being a Spider-Man villain, find reasons to hate Peter Parker and realise it’s super easier making villains when there’s no bat-demon involved. Jackson becomes a giant elephant, Zammit works for some kind of investigative agency and Duscher just want...more

  • What Did We Think of X-Men: Apocalypse (Feat. Alli and Edgoose)

    May 19 2016

    In which our heroes worship false gods, wear a lot of leather and hide their powers as they tell you what they thought of X-men: Apocalypse. We investigate if movie trilogies existed before the eighties, rock out to Metallica and wonder why people don't age. Zammit wants Magneto to go to jail, Duscher wants somebody to have an arc, Edgoose likes a bit of violence in his superhero movies and Alli just wishes she was dead. So join the gang as we talk about the time the Joels at too much food whil...more

  • What Do We Think Will Happen in X-Men: Apocalypse (Feat. Alli)

    May 18 2016

    In which our heroes choose sides, create storms and read minds as they discuss what we expect from X-Men Apocalypse. We talk about the who will turn, who of the four horseman will get to talk and who is related to who. Zammit still wants to die, Duscher explains his wavering enthusiasm about comic books and movies and Alli just needs better taste in men. So join the gang as attempt to make sense of the X-Men trailer, Alli gets it woefully wrong and the Joels aren't overly surprised. Want to hel...more

  • Are Muppets Second Class Citizens?

    May 15 2016

    In which our heroes play the music, light the lights, and meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight as they discuss whether or not Muppets are second-class citizens. We talk about the world of entertainment, ask some hard hitting questions about relationships and put the Muppets on the “Rights Spectrum”. Jackson calls Sesame Street a slum, Zammit doesn't remember what Gonzo does and Duscher just claims that maybe Muppets can vote and they just don’t want to. So join the gang as they mock their...more

  • How Did the Mystery Inc Gang Keep Themselves Afloat Financially? (Feat. Michael Williams)

    May 08 2016

    In which our heroes hop into the mystery machine, hoe down on some Scooby Snacks, and explore an abandoned theme park as they discuss how the Mystery Inc. gang keep themselves afloat financially. We talk about how Daphne is one of the social elite, get chills when we think about Fred’s beautiful baby blue eyes and sociopathic tendencies, and question if you’re ghost until proven human is the policy of the Scooby-verse. Jackson brings up all the old money in Scooby Doo, Zammit suggests that there...more

  • What Happened to the Mushroom Kingdom?

    May 01 2016

    In which our heroes delve into the world of Goombas, Princess Peaches and Koopa Troopers as we wonder what happened to the Mushroom Kingdom? We look at the concerning lack of humans left in the Mushroom Kingdom, work out if Mario is a knight or just a plumber and send Thor down to the Mario Universe. Jackson wants to know where the DK Jungle fits in, Zammit has some great Mario impressions and Duscher just wants to make a connection between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Land of Ooo. It’s a histor...more

  • What Did We Think of Captain America: Civil War? (Feat. Tessa Stickland)

    Apr 28 2016

    In which our heroes exit the cinema, get home at four am, and then wake up the next day to blearily record as they ask what did we think of Captain America: Civil War. We figure out if we got anything right, won't stop calling Black Panther Wakanda, and discuss the difference between a quip and a gag. Zammit feels like the whole film was just an epilogue to Age of Ultron, Tessa’s here cos she wants to smack a planet in the mouth, Jackson wonders if what he actually saw was even a movie, and Dusc...more

  • What Do We Think Will Happen in Captain America: Civil War?

    Apr 27 2016

    In which our heroes meet up with their old mate, have some ideological differences, and then get into the worlds biggest punch on as we discuss civil war. We list the many different hulks, struggle to remember the infinity gems, and give thanks shit for sitting on his ass for thirteen movies. Zammit is so unimaginably tired, Duscher talks good blokes and bad blokes, and Jackson just can't remember anyone's names. So grab your friends, find the nearest airport, and just start wailing into one ano...more

  • How Does Aquaman feel about Global Warming?

    Apr 24 2016

    In which our heroes go under the sea, down where it’s wetter, where no body beat us, fry us or eat us and wonder what Aquaman would think of Global Warming. We fry some fish and make him watch, pump gas into the atmosphere to speed everything up and go whaling for research. Jackson's ancestors clearly don't understand how fire works, Zammit gets super scientific by consulting wikipedia and Duscher just wants to prove his dominance by throwing his rubbish in the bin. So join the gang as they free...more

  • How Would you Deal with the Superhuman Registration Act?

    Apr 17 2016

    In which our heroes make a list, check it twice, then put everyone in the negative zone if they keep superhero-ing while asking how would you deal with the Superhuman Registration Act? It's a controversial time as we decide to just punish Bruce Banner, make vigilanteism double illegal and just can't stop Captain America from Nomad-ing. Zammit is still pro-registration, Jackson is still pro-mutant extermination and Duscher is still anti-establishment. After all our changes, whose side are you on?...more

  • Whose Side Are You on in the Civil War (Comics)?

    Apr 10 2016

    In which our heroes attempt to cope with the fallout of a superhero fuelled tragedy, decide registering superheroes is the way to go but then go and accidentally clone Thor as they decide whose side they're on in the Civil War (comics). They discuss the benefits of a superhero pension plan, the many cosmic welches of Dr. Strange, and shoot Captain America with a time gun. Jackson would happily forgive Rhino, Duscher is pro-Cap, and Zammit just wishes Tony didn't go so off the rails so quickly. S...more

  • How Does Dating Work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies?

    Apr 03 2016

    In which our heroes find a perfect partner, really connect on an emotional level, ruin it all by forgetting to put a ring on it while asking how does dating work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies. Join us as we discover the completely untouched fictional universe of pop music, misunderstand the implications of lyrics and just plow through all common sense to arrive at a surprisingly well thought out theory. Jackson is stressed about phallic imagery, Zammit just informs everyone to put your hand up and ...more

  • What are the Consequences of Inside Out? (Feat. Michael Williams)

    Mar 27 2016

    In which our heroes get inside your head, haphazardly press a few buttons and try to work out where Apathy went to while wondering what would be the consequences of Inside Out? We look at the complexity of the control panel, try and figure out how anti-depressants might work work and slam the puberty button to see what happens. Jackson is concerned about the effects of clumsiness, Zammit gets passionate over emotional programming and Michael gets sad when he remembers Bing Bong. It’s a real emot...more

  • What Did We Think of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? (Feat. Adam)

    Mar 24 2016

    In which our heroes brood with Batman, soar with Superman, and wonder with Wonder Woman as they discuss what they thought of Batman v Superman. We puzzle at the mysterious presence of mosquito men, try to figure out what everyones plan was, and feel sorry for Ma Kent. Adam and Zammit have a love affair with Batfleck, Jackson bemoans the big steamy shit they took on Wonder Woman, and Duscher just wants to go to sleep. So build yourself a heavy armour, go out of your way to steal a photo, and dive...more

  • What Do We Think is Going to Happen in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? (Feat. George Dima)

    Mar 22 2016

    In which our heroes crash land on planet earth, lose their parents to a mugger, and then decide to punch on as they speculate what’s gonna happen in Batman v Superman. We talk about every other superhero film instead, delve into the injustice fan theory that makes Man of Steel better and start our very own Civil War. Duscher defends Spider-Man 3, Zammit really wants a courtroom drama, George puts all the blame on David S. Goyer’s need to be seen as a rad guy and Jackson just wants it to be the S...more

  • Why Haven't We Done a Vs Episode LIVE?!

    Mar 20 2016

    In which our heroes climb onstage, shield their eyes against the lights, take a sip of their water and ask why haven't we done a versus episode live? We decide whether or not it's fair to play soccer against a cripple, learn about chess-boxing, and settle the coke-pepsi debate once and for all. Zoe takes issue with Batman calling himself Batman, Zammit wonders who a planet is trying to impress, Jackson absolutely destroys some mummies, and Duscher just wants to be the best weekend dad he can be....more

  • Are Mutants a Problem?

    Mar 13 2016

    In which our heroes look at statistics, analyse the figures and tally up the deaths as they ask are mutants really a problem? Join us as we really get to the bottom of the X-Men v Brotherhood fights, argue about the logistics of car insurance and ponder the fate of Mutant Town. Jackson tries to justify his horrific opinions, Zammit is worried about the health of the Blob and Duscher just wants to try his best but not succeed. It's a wild ride as two thirds of us try to remain open minded but goo...more

  • How Would You Survive the Game of Thrones?

    Mar 06 2016

    In which our heroes visit Westeros, take a leisurely walk upon yonder cliff and start plotting and scheming as we try to survive the Game of Thrones. We look at which bad choices get you killed (all of them), do our best to avoid incest and come to accept the inevitable betrayal of everyone we know. Jackson plays the long game, Zammit tries his best but he does not succeed and Duscher just does what he is told, no questions asked. So join the gang as they realise that maybe this isn’t a game whe...more

  • What Would You Do About the Mutant Problem?

    Feb 28 2016

    In which our heroes can’t ignore the elephant in the room, realise something has to be done so organise a 5-point plan on what to do with the mutant problem. We look at problems concerning the Phoenix Force, branch out to all powered citizens and work out our concerns of making several deals with several devils. Jackson has some radical opinions and ideas, Zammit wants a less monstrous approach and Duscher just wants to know how close Jackson is to Hitler. It’s a concerning proposal as we attemp...more

  • Is Being a Werewolf a Hassle? (Feat. Michael Shanks)

    Feb 21 2016

    In which our heroes warn the villagers, lock themselves away and hide from the full moon as they wonder if being a werewolf is really that much of a hassle? We discuss the Ninja Turtles choice of attire, the problem of eugenics in a fantasy world, and what things are metaphors for other things. Jackson assumes he's the mayor, Zammit thinks its more of a blessing than a curse, and Michael just wants to make werewolf puns. So sync up with your werewolf brethren, get howling, and slowly take over t...more

  • Which 80s Horror Villain Would Make the Best Boyfriend?

    Feb 14 2016

    In which our heroes get our match-making skills out, take turns on the Love Tester and write up a pros and cons list to determine which of the 80s horror villain would make the best boyfriend. We look at how these potential boyfriends would handle kids, who would be a good listener and the problems of entering into a relationship with a doll who has the soul of a serial killer, his doll wife and their ready-made doll family. Jackson thinks Michael Myers is a fixer-upper, Zammit can’t get past fa...more

  • Why Hasn't Professor X's School for Xtraordinary Children Been Shut Down?

    Feb 07 2016

    In which our heroes take a trip to 1407 Graymalkin Lane for an official inspection, meet a charming man with a luscious head of hair and give it a solid A++ for being outstanding and never once question why Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children has been shut down. We look at how government officials would approach the school, why Wolverine shouldn’t be a teacher and work out to how to control mutant teenagers. Jackson doesn’t think Professor X would get a Working with Children’s Check, ...more

  • Smurfs What?! (Feat. Michael Williams)

    Jan 31 2016

    In which our heroes take a walk through the forest, look for some delicious smurf berries and end up stumbling upon some little blue men that make us question a lot of things. We try to determine just how tasty these tiny blue critters are, envision Elmer Fudd as just the loneliest hunter in the lands and work out how where the females fit into their society. Jackson struggles to work out the plural of Smurfs, Zammit wonders what the lifespan of a Smurf is and Michael just wants to make a mouth-...more

  • If You Could Have Any Super Power What Would it Be?

    Jan 24 2016

    In which our heroes run faster than a speeding bullet, become more powerful than a locomotive and leap tall buildings in a single bound as we discuss which superpower would be the best to have. We try to sneak into a music festival, work out the logistics of fighting with flame-teeth and have a battle of The Primes. Jackson picks hole (no seriously, he picks holes), Zammit has no choice but to fight himself and Duscher just wants to see the world and himself burn. So join the gang as they celebr...more

  • Which Avengers Would Make the Best Friend? (Feat. The Video Shop Podcast)

    Jan 17 2016

    In which our heroes invite Thor around for drinks, Netflix and Chill with Tony Stark and consider going bowling with the Hulk as we discuss which of the Avengers would be the best friend. We lay down some ground rules for what makes a good friend, talk about jumping on grenades and decide that the best friend is one who always matches your mood. Jackson ignores the rules of the game, Zammit is an awful friend to Hawkeye, Sam becomes the Zammit of friends and Cal just wants to detail his plan to ...more

  • Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step Dad All-Stars Edition

    Jan 10 2016

    In which our heroes miss their real dad, wonder why Captain Falcon had to go as we realise mum’s back to dating even more Super Smash Bros. This time it’s an All-Star Edition! We look at awkward family gatherings, wonder how much pain a bully can take and explain the Australian education system. Zammit tries to set mum up with a dragon, Jackson wants the dirtiest step-dad possible and Duscher, as always, says all you need for love is a large hand. Or two. So sit back and pull a blanket over your...more

  • The Implications of Regeneration in Dr Who (Feat. The Video Shop Podcast)

    Jan 03 2016

    In which our heroes hop in a Tardis, grab a young British woman, and commit genocide as we wonder what are the implications of regenerations in Dr Who. We talk the skill required to regenerate, how useful regenerations are for crimes, and whether or not you'd be able to successfully regenerate into a dog. Duscher handballs the Doctor some new generations, Sam calls out River Song, Cal pitches Dogter Who, and Jackson just realises how ridiculous Dr. Who really is and gets mad. So live recklessly,...more

  • How Would Spider-Man Deal with Being Middle Aged? (Feat. Edgoose)

    Dec 28 2015

    In which our heroes buy an Italian sports car, dye their thinning hair, squeeze into tight spandex to recreate the good old days and ask how would Spiderman deal with being middle-aged? We wonder if we'd risk dating Peter Parker, why Aunt May insists on marrying villains and why they made a Man-Spider movie. Duscher predicts sad old man-boobs, Zammit wonders how long Mary Jane sticks it out, Tom is worried about concussions and Jackson gets really into mints. So get prepared for wrinkles and fo...more

  • Best Fictional Christmas Universe

    Dec 21 2015

    In which our heroes get sweaty in their Christmas sweaters, leave milk and cookies out for Santa and overload on the Christmas spirit while wondering what is the best fictional Christmas universe to live in. We look at the magic powers of coats, explore the horrors of immortality, and replace Santa with Ironman. Zammit accidentally chooses the worst Christmas Universe, Duscher envisions a world that's perfect for dead-beat dads, and Jackson just wants to kill santa with a rock. So join the gang ...more

  • Why are Lightsabers Only for Force Users?

    Dec 18 2015

    In which our heroes retreat to a special cave, grab some magic crystals, and construct a laser sword as we ask why are Lightsabers only for Force users? We discuss the power of the U-Wand, the fried mind of Obi-Wan, and JJ Abrams professional relationship with the Plumbing Boys. Jackson thinks he would use a Lightsaber wrong, Zammit brings up vibro-blades, and Duscher just wants everyone to know we recorded this in 2006. So if you're a Jedi, keep making those lightsabers! But if you're just a la...more

  • What did you think of the Force Awakens (SPOILERS)

    Dec 16 2015

    In which our heroes stay up late, go to the cinema, come home and record a late night episode asking what did we think of The Force Awakens? It's a bloody late night as the boys explore SPOILER, take a deep look at SPOILER and reveal their feelings about SPOILER. Jackson almost has an actual heart attack, Zammit wishes he was asleep and Duscher just needs to steal an energy drink from the fridge. It's a positive time because we're all just glad it wasn't The Phantom Menace. Yeah good. Oh god I'm...more

  • Why is the Death Star Spherical?

    Dec 16 2015

    In which our heroes exit hyperspace, wonder what that second moon is doing there and get lost in it’s spooky and empty corridors while wondering why the Death Star is spherical. We wonder what destroying Alderaan really accomplishes, explain how bubbles work and delve deeply into our favourite moon related theory. Jackson realises the Death Star isn’t made for ramming, Zammit explains the Emperor's true motivations and Duscher just wants people to pronounce AT-AT properly. It’s a question of des...more

  • Would you Join the Rebel Alliance (LIVE)?

    Dec 15 2015

    In which our heroes do it all live, take you to a galaxy far, far away and consider their options before going the Rebel Alliance. So join the boys live on stage as they explore the helmet aesthetic, ponder the career chain of stormtroopers and ultimately realise they'd all much prefer to be bad guys. Jackson is confused by job expos, Zammit is confident in his piloting abilities and Duscher just gets thrown under the bus. It's an edge of your seat time as everything almost comes completely unra...more

  • What Do You Think's Gonna Happen in the New Star Wars Film? (Feat. Steele Saunders)

    Dec 14 2015

    In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the latest cinematic masterpiece from Disney; the new Star Wars film. We (eventually) look at the potential linage of the three main characters, find out about some of the dumb stuff being including in the EU and get distracted by a sneezing cat. Jackson gets excited about a potential tiny villain, Zammit would love to see Han g...more

  • Why Doesn't Rogue Use Protection?

    Dec 07 2015

    In which our heroes set the danger room to romance, telepathically pour a class of champagne and rearrange the molecules in a strawberry to turn it into chocolate all the while wondering why Rogue doesn’t just use protection. We look at the many benefits of Leech, get into a small argument over Rogue’s real name, and discuss the transition from the X-Mansion to the SeX-Mansion. Jackson is forced to eat spiders, Zammit solves the problem straight off the bat, and Duscher is just straight brick-...more

  • Dinosaur Park 2: The Lost Park

    Nov 30 2015

    In which our heroes are sent to their almost certain deaths once again because THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN DINOSAUR PARK. We try to ditch/murder Vince Vaughn as soon as we can, attempt to throw dinosaurs in the trash and wonder how Jackson got our phone numbers again. Zammit and Duscher try to rescue their black daughter and mutual common law wife from a monster filled jungle as they resist the urge to help poachers and Jackson barks orders from his nice, comfy bed. So sit back and then stand up so ...more

  • Is Dr Dolittle's Life a Living Hell? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Nov 23 2015

    In which our heroes talk to the animals, learn their languages and grunt and squeak and squawk with the lot of em as we question if Dr Dolittle’s life is a living hell. We look at the terrible gypsy curse that has befallen the Dolittle line, the possible shared ancestry they have with the Venturas and the difficulties of explaining Laika to your own pet dog. Zammit questions if Dr Dolittle is a vegetarian and is angry if he isn’t, Jackson once again proclaims that cousins is okay and James just ...more

  • How Would you Cope Being Furniture? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Nov 16 2015

    In which our heroes refuse to let a creepy old lady into out house when our parents aren’t home, anger the witch and are now cursed with being sentient furniture. We look at the negligence of said witch, try to work out what kind of future we’d become and how that’s determined and wonder what happened to the old furniture. Jackson remembers that the feather duster awakened something inside him, James doesn’t want the cup and ball equivalent of a lobotomy, Zammit keeps getting thrown into a pond ...more

  • Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe)

    Nov 09 2015

    In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there's got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are insects, and try to figure out how tall Sauron is. Zammit explores the fallout of Orc Holes, Jackson worries about Fantasy-Genocide, and Gabe just wishes Sauron had a better PR guy. So put on your best smile, start the campaign trail, and see if you ca...more

  • Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step-Dad? (Feat. Edgoose)

    Nov 02 2015

    In which our heroes use their up B, grab a super smash, and try to unlock all the secret characters while wondering which Super Smash Brother would make the best step-dad. We look at the unpleasantness that is the Mario family, our mothers weird animal fetish, and age Ness ten years. Jackson loves deadbeat Samus, Zammit accuses Falco of sex crimes, and Duscher does his best to defend his beloved Nintendo characters. So join us as we rank our mother’s potential lovers on an arbitrary scale involv...more

  • Which Horror Movie Could you Resolve with Non-Violence? (Feat. Zoe)

    Oct 26 2015

    In which our heroes ask Jason to see a therapist for his oedipal issues, encourage Freddy to take a class in conflict resolution and tell Ghostface to stop calling as we discuss which horror movie we could resolve with non-violence. We try to pawn a curse off on apes in a very imaginative way, make our problems Canada’s problems and freeze ourselves before getting shot out of a cannon. Jackson takes a dinosaur out to lunch, Zoe runs away from a demon into space, Zammit hires robots to deal with ...more

  • How Would You Take Down the Bat Man?

    Oct 19 2015

    In which our heroes regroup, bandage the wounded and ask for a very simple solution to a very serious problem; how do you take down the Bat Man? We look at what it takes to truly destroy Batman both physically, mentally and publicly, contemplate what happens to the other Batmen seen in The Dark Knight and generally seek to fool as many people as possible. Duscher follows on from The Joker’s two-step approach that still feels overly complicated, Zammit thinks orphans should play a violent role an...more

  • Which Superhero is the Best Lover?

    Oct 12 2015

    In which our heroes light the gamma-irradiated candles, burn cosmic-ray infused incense and astral project to the most romantic place in the known universe to discuss which superhero would make the best lover. We look at the jealous nature of Professor Xavier, wonder if Tony Stark gets sick of having to solve every mutants sexual problems, and imagine rough sex with the Hulk. Jackson attempts to connect on a mental level, Zammit explores new sexual heights to really push his limits, and Duscher ...more

  • What is the Worst Fictional Universe Again LIVE!?

    Oct 06 2015

    In which our heroes sit on a stage, get blinded by the lights and forget they have an audience as they ask what would be the worst fictional universe to live in again? We throw Vince Vaughn under the bus, throw our parents under the bus and ultimately try to work out if Ray Romano or Green Day are sadder. Jackson has too many universe choices, Zammit wants everyone to think of the poor, misunderstood bullies, Zoe is concerned about the logistics of man on horse-man loving and Duscher just wishes...more

  • Why was Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat?

    Oct 05 2015

    In which our heroes defend Earthrealm, upper cut our opponent off a bridge and mash every button in an attempt to find the perfect kombo as we stop and wonder why Johnny Cage is even in Mortal Kombat. We ask why he doesn’t just make a behind the scenes featurette, consider court marshalling Sonja Blade and find all the ways Johnny Cage could win the tournament without actually winning by merit. Jackson admits he’d rather play Tekken, Zammit questions the ethics of Liu Kang’s monastery and Dusche...more

  • Professor Charles Xavier's Crazy Summer

    Sep 28 2015

    In which our heroes wave goodbye to the X-Men, wheel their way to the Avengers Tower, and fire Nick Fury as they ask: how would Professor X run the Avengers? We once again mock Hawkeye for being shit, get into an old fashioned Boop Off with Loki, and accidentally go to war with Asgard by traumatising their favourite prince. Jackson violates Thor, Zammit turns Iron Man into a butler, and Duscher just wants to perfect his Professor X voice. So knock the big A off the Avengers tower and replace if ...more

  • Which is the Worst Fictional Afterlife? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Sep 21 2015

    In which our heroes bite the big one, shuffle off this mortal coil and look into the void that’s awaiting us all as we question which fictional afterlife is the worst. We try to make awkward conversation in an eternal waiting room, get up to wacky hijinks as we possess a baby and discuss the inherent problems of being able to beat Death in a board game. Jackson has an unnatural hatred towards uncomfortable chairs, James doesn’t want to be alone, Duscher wants to know if he can bring his DS and Z...more

  • Would the Avengers be Better off Without the Hulk?

    Sep 14 2015

    In which our heroes reassess the Shield Initiative, take a closer look at the roster and ask would the Avengers be better without The Hulk? We follow our fans orders and explore just how everyone would fare without the big green guy, create several alternate universes and try and fix Hulk’s problem with modern medicine. Jackson keeps on eating The Hulk, Zammit tries to replace The Hulk with Thor, Alli thinks we're being a bit too mean and Duscher is just really stressed about the Abomination. So...more

  • The Consequences of Being Your Own Dad

    Sep 07 2015

    In which our heroes watch as a bounty hunters in a galaxy far, far away clones himself so he can raise himself. This is Boba Fett and this is his story. We step into the shoes of ourselves but also our dads because they're the same shoes because we're also our own dad, get confused and talk dad soldiers. Zammit doesn't want to raise himself, Jackson misunderstands how clones work straight off the bat and Duscher just wants to remind everyone that Fetts die like dickheads. It’s a cold and lonely ...more

  • The Odds of Kal-El Landing on Kent Farm

    Aug 31 2015

    In which our heroes realise their planet is doomed, throw their baby in a rocket and blindly send if off into the cold reaches of space as we try to calculate the odds of little baby Kal-El landing on Kent Farm. We look at the punchability of whales, the punchability of polar bears, and whether it would be better to have Superman as a resident or just a neighbour. Jackson imagines a Superman landing deep beneath the ocean and hassling Atlantis, Zammit imagines a Superman landing in the middle of...more

  • Why Don't Wizards Rule the World? (Feat. Alli)

    Aug 24 2015

    In which our heroes cast powerful spells, wear a pointy hat, and live in a magical tower as we ask why wizards don't rule the world. We discuss Wizard power levels, making your castle spectacular, and the function of a monarch in todays society. Alli quickly sets her sights on immortality, Zammit solves his problem with a gulag, and Jackson just wants to solve world hunger. So grow your beard long, buy an owl and talk to it, and try not to get your star and moon robe dirty. It's a wizardocracy...more

  • Why Haven't We Done a Versus Episode?

    Aug 17 2015

    In which our heroes pit hero against hero, POTUS against a god and Batman against a man with a bat all while wondering why we haven’t done a versus episode? We look at the inherent problems of wailing away at a cripple with a hammer, the benefits of having your own bowling alley and how a human sized ant could ride a bicycle. Jackson gives up trying to train Chewbacca, Zammit steals rules from the Weekly Planet Podcast and Duscher just wants to know who’s the best sidekick. It’s a free for all b...more

  • What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live In Again?

    Aug 10 2015

    In which our heroes still don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are better fictional universes to live in. We look at the ethics of mind control, the potential problems that arise when body switching and the responsibility of owning pets at such a young age. Jackson decides on Freaky Friday, Zammit inevitably turns to Star Wars, and Duscher just surpri...more

  • The Worst Fictional Universe to Live In

    Aug 03 2015

    In which our heroes don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are worse fictional universes to live in. We look at the ethics of mind control, the potential problems that arise when body switching and the responsibility of owning pets at such a young age. Jackson decides on Freaky Friday, Zammit inevitably turns to Star Wars, and Duscher just surprises us ...more

  • Is Gotham better than Metropolis? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Jul 27 2015

    In which our heroes scour through the Gotham Gazette, flick through the Daily Planet and start chatting to some locals to see if they’d rather live in Gotham or Metropolis. We look at each city’s rogue gallery, the likely collateral damage that would inevitably take place and the level of corruption of the local police department amongst other things. Jackson’s late for work again no matter where he goes, James would rather risk a building fall on him than live out in the boonies and Zammit just...more

  • Why is Robocop not a Volunteer Program?

    Jul 20 2015

    In which our heroes join the DCP, get slaughtered on the job and have our lifeless corpses turned into half robots, half mans and all cops. We look at how important our dicks are, reminisce about that one robot that commits suicide in the second film (maybe?), and imagine an aged Robocop going through Alzheimer’s. Jackson points out that robotics and cybernetics are two completely different schools of science, Zammit doesn't understand why they don't use remote controlled ED-209s, and Duscher ju...more

  • Why doesn't Batman Kill the Joker?

    Jul 13 2015

    In which our heroes live through another mass escape from Arkham, stock up on bottled water as Gotham’s water supply has been poisoned again and watch the news for potential Joker gas threats as they wonder why Batman doesn’t just kill the Joker? We look at all the bad things Joker has done, a sure fire way to get out of having to vote ever again and review Arkham’s revolving door policy. Jackson is Grant Morrison against his will, Zammit just assumes it’s all the Bat-Demon’s fault and Duscher ...more

  • Are Xenomorphs a Bad Weapon? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Jul 06 2015

    In which our heroes crash land on an alien planet, splash around in some black goo, and end up host to a parasitic alien as we ask if xenomorphs a good weapon? We attempt to decipher Prometheus, wonder what would happen if a facehugger impregnated a xenomorph, and explore the almost certain possibility of the existence of space gorillas. Zammit likens xenomorphs to pandas, James is amazed that xenomorphs happened twice, and Jackson just wants to talk about his Mogwai/Xenomorph theory. So avoid t...more

  • The Concerns of Fictional HR Departments (Feat. Ray Lawrence)

    Jun 29 2015

    In which our heroes use proper conflict resolution techniques, try to adhere to strict workplace guidelines and policies but end up submitting a written complaint anyway as they wonder what the real problems fictional HR departments have to deal with. We look at the requirements for being Batman’s butler, wonder what the orcs actually wanted in Lord of the Rings, and ask if Rocky I-VI is racist. Zammit wants to know what a marriage counsellor equivalent for Superhero teams is, Duscher tries to f...more

  • What is Your Batman Villain Theme?

    Jun 22 2015

    In which our heroes turn to their inner demons, poison the water supply and cackle manically while wondering what villainous theme they would take if they lived in Gotham City. We look at saving developing countries from starvation, going to university to study fire and the best way to recruit henchmen. Jackson has a fascination with beef, Duscher is confused about how being born works and Zammit just wants to throw coins at Batman and hassle his grapes. So cower in terror at the villains who we...more

  • Why Doesn't Clark Kent Get a Job? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Jun 15 2015

    In which our heroes help our dad around the farm and try to minimise their parents crippling debt by taking on a job while wondering why that Kent kid doesn’t help out his folks but instead sits around all day, mopes about girl problems and eats pop-tarts. We look at Clark’s diamond making potential, his possible career as a delivery man for literally everywhere and if Batman has ever lent him the Bat credit card. Jackson wants to know if the JLA is a cushy government job, James thinks every liv...more

  • Is John Hammond a Bad Boss?

    Jun 08 2015

    In which our heroes revisit Jurassic Park, go on another (mis)guided tour and run from the dinosaurs that have inevitable escaped from their enclosures while wondering if John Hammond is a bad boss. We look at the complications of building a theme-park on top of Central Park, the many ways one foolish man can traumatise young children, and the outstanding prehistory of horses. Jackson hires mercenaries to protect children, Zammit keeps tabs on how many children die, and Duscher just wants to acc...more

  • Who is the best F*R*I*E*N*D? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Jun 05 2015

    In which our heroes will be there for you when the rain starts to pour, slap a reserved sign in front of an ugly orange couch, and drink far too much coffee while wondering who is objectively the best friend in F*R*I*E*N*D*S? In a process of elimination spanning several categories, we look at which F*R*I*E*N*D would dominate in a fight, who is arguably the best actual friend and unanimously agree that Ross is just the worst. Duscher tries to determine once and for all if Rachel and Ross were act...more

  • How Radioactive is Spiderman? (Feat. The Weekly Planet)

    Jun 03 2015

    In which our heroes get exposed to some chemicals, don spandex HazMat suits and generally do whatever a spider can while wondering just how radioactive Spiderman is. We look at how dangerously potent Peter Parker’s bodily fluids are, which of Spiderman’s girlfriends are most susceptible to radiation poisoning and how dedicated some of Marvel’s villains truly are. James ponders how many deaths Tobey Maguire is responsible for, Zammit makes a horrifying correlation between Spiderman and SIDS, Maso...more

  • When Bad Guys Go Good (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Jun 03 2015

    In which our heroes gather up the world’s greatest villains, try to see their inner good and flip the switch to see which bad guy would make the best good guy. We explore how sharks can solve any crime, the benefits of dance magic and that there are some viruses worth having. Jackson wants to waltz all his problems into a jail cell, Zammit reinvents Street Sharks, Duscher gets stressed out over movies (yet again) and James just wants monkeys to shine in this bright new future. So join us as we t...more

  • Does Wonka Know How to Run a Business? (Feat. The Weekly Planet)

    Jun 02 2015

    In which our heroes gorge themselves on chocolate, press all the buttons in the Wonka-vator, get PTSD from the Boat Tunnel and are handed the keys to a chocolate factory, all while wondering if Willy Wonka knows how to run a business. We look at the nefarious secret life of Mr Wonka, the use of slave labour in exchange for cacao beans and try to figure out how to pronounce the word pygmy. Jackson has grave concerns for the health of Charlie Bucket, Mason thinks Willy Wonka is an evil genius who ...more

  • Why is Batman in JLA? (Feat. Nick Mason)

    Jun 01 2015

    In which our heroes take a rocket to the JLA satellite, take one look at the original members, and wonder what the hell Batman is doing amongst an underwater king, an invulnerable alien and the literal god of war. Jackson doesn't believe protecting one city is impressive enough, Zammit misremembers the sound of music, Duscher likens Batman to Hawkeye, and Mason just thinks the JLA look like a bunch of bunklers. So apply to join the Justice League, watch out for opportune punch moments, and find ...more

  • Is the Death Star a Good Weapon?

    May 25 2015

    In which our heroes join the Empire, check out the schematics for a new super weapon and witness a planet wide explosion as they start to question if the Death Star is really the best way to take out the Rebel scum. Join us as we discuss the Moff ranking system, the issue with Stormtrooper morale and Darth Vader's swimming trunks. Jackson thinks the Death Star is too big, Zammit is stressed about working for the Empire and Duscher just thinks he'd make the Grandest Moff. So shine your trooper he...more

  • Is Xavier a Jerk? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    May 18 2015

    In which our heroes survive the initial onslaught, emotionally recover from yet another faked death and pause long enough to stop beating on a sentient room as they start to wonder if Charles Xavier really is a jerk. We once again wonder what kind of education Charles actually provides, how any of the X-Men can look each other in the eye, and try and figure out who bathes Professor X. Jackson wonders what happened to Mahogany Boy, James doesn’t want to go to a school where the principal can read...more

  • When Can You Feed a Mogwai?

    May 11 2015

    In which our heroes eat after midnight, take a long bath and enjoy a frolic in the sun’s magnificent rays while wondering when can you feed a Mogwai? We discuss the arbitrary nature of midnight, how much of a wuss Gizmo is, and the amazing and ruthless nature of Mrs. Deagle. Jackson tries his hardest to connect Gremlins to the Alien franchise, Zammit shines a light on the potential secret history of World War II, and Duscher just doesn't understand how warfare works. Join us in an ill prepared a...more

  • What Did We Think of the Avengers 2 AoU? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies & Alli)

    May 06 2015

    In which our heroes come ready with opinions, observations and their general feelings on what they thought of the latest cinematic masterpiece from Marvel Studios. We discuss how right and wrong our prediction were, give James some free material for his next ‘Every Easter Egg in the Avengers’ YouTube video and compare a lot of things to Empire Strikes Back. Zammit was mildly entertained, James loved it, Duscher is angry and Alli is just happy to have been allowed in the studio. So listen in as f...more

  • How did the Hutts Rise to Power? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    May 04 2015

    In which our heroes take a trip to Nal Hutta, start chatting to the locals and endeavour to start a criminal empire as we question just how the Hutts rose to power. We try to figure out how slug like the Hutts actually are, dry retch at the idea of Hutt Grease, and wonder if Hutts are just all muscle. Jackson proposes a symbiotic relationship between Hutts and Salacious Crumbs, James points out the similarities between Marlon Brando and the Hutts, and Zammit just wishes he could say Twilek witho...more

  • What are the Ramifications of Liar Liar?

    Apr 27 2015

    In which our heroes make a wish, blurt out the truth without thinking and hijack an airport staircase, all while wondering what the ramifications of Liar Liar are? We look at how much of Fletcher’s motivation comes from redemption versus compulsion, if he should have a spin-off buddy film with Robocop, try to figure out if the kid making the wish has magical powers and as a group completely misunderstand how the powers of the wish work. Jackson wants Fletcher to use his powers for good, Zammit i...more

  • What's Gonna Happen in the Avengers? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Apr 22 2015

    In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. We predict inevitable character deaths, inevitable infinity stone reveals and inevitable trips for Hulk into space. Zammit explains the popularity of Russian ballet troops in the 60s, James thinks we should edit our episodes less and Duscher just wishes we could start predicting the events of Aveng...more

  • Is Daredevil a Better Batman Than Batman? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Apr 20 2015

    In which our heroes move from Gotham to Hell's Kitchen, request the services of Nelson and Murdoch, consulting the Avocados at Law to get their opinion on whether Daredevil is a better Batman than Batman. We look at exactly how much of a hassle the Joker is, wonder how being a superhero lawyer works morally and the logistics of Batman's sleep cycle. Zammit is scared of the Demon Bat that lurks beneath Gotham, James explains how Daredevil has the perfect secret identity and Duscher just lies abou...more

  • The Problems of Being Frozen in Time (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Apr 13 2015

    In which our heroes bid farewell to their time period, crash a plane into the snow, and slowly become encased in ice while wondering what the ramifications would be if we woke up sixty years in the future. We imagine horrifying future porn, the nature of lactic acid and Rove McManus’ quest for relevancy. Jackson wonders how meaningful Captain America’s relationship with Peggy actually was, James believes watching any of the Saw films would cause Steve Rogers to commit suicide, and Zammit just wi...more

  • Ethical Concerns of Meta Human Prisons (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Apr 06 2015

    In which our heroes get caught in a particle accelerator explosion, gain the power of speed and start putting other powered people in windowless boxes underground with the blessing of our cop dad and never once question any ethical dilemmas that might arise. We attempt to sue the Hulk, suggest meta humans should have their own system of law, and explore the bitchiness of the Justice League. Jackson points out that Flash's MO is the same as a Batman villain, Zammit could not deal with a solid 20 ...more

  • How Did New York Cope Before the Ghostbusters?

    Mar 30 2015

    In which our heroes open up a competing paranormal extermination business, buy some second hand proton packs and immediately cross the streams while wondering what New York did with all the ghosts before the Ghostbusters turned up? We discuss the transit responsibilities of Slimer, the government’s role in preventing possibly apocalypses, and the very real danger of warlocks. Jackson's not sure ghosts are a problem, Zammit is worried for his immortal soul, and Duscher just recently watched the f...more

  • Why isn't Nightcrawler Fat?

    Mar 23 2015

    In which our heroes open the fridge, consider exercise, and decide teleportation is much easier. We discuss Joel Duscher’s patented Mutant Bird Theory, the X-Mansion patented Food-Ball, and how unlike a school Xavier's School for Gifted Students really is. Jackson can't imagine Scott Summers stopping in for a sneaky Maccas run, Zammit discovers he smoked cigarettes wrong, and Duscher decides to educate the gang on the nature of antibiotics. So turn the Danger Room into a gym, pluck an apple from...more

  • What Happened to the Spidermen Program? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Mar 16 2015

    In which our heroes become scientists, blast a spider with radiation, and instantly move on. We discuss the eternal stupidity of comic books, the travesty that is the Amazing Spiderman franchise, and the tragedy of an intelligent Rhino. Jackson would rather not be put on the S.Q.U.I.D Project, Zammit expresses his issues with Symbiotes, Mr Sunday Movies wonders why the military already had a goblin mask, and Duscher just wants Tobey Maguire to come back. So chuck on your lab coat, choose an anim...more

  • Who is Peter Quill's Father?

    Mar 09 2015

    In which our heroes get hooked on a feeling, get high on believing and try to figure out the identity of Peter Quill’s father. We look at the potential of DCs Hawkman swinging by, the rather selective colour palette of Marvel’s aliens and whether or not Mama Quill banged a bird. Jackson doesn't know enough about the Marvel Universe to make a reasonable guess, Zammit uses his extensive knowledge to make a couple of possible candidates but ruins it all by making a planet sized error, and Duscher i...more

  • Why Do Siths Take Apprentices?

    Mar 02 2015

    In which our heroes succumb to the Dark Side, give into our anger and with each passing moment make ourselves more our master’s servant and almost immediately start plotting to overthrow him, which makes us wonder why do Siths even take apprentices. We discuss the Sith's lack of foresight, Anakin’s poor grasp of the English language, and Yoda's unfortunate swamp brain. Jackson needs all Star Wars explained through the Karate Kid, Zammit can't pronounce anything right, and Duscher just wishes he ...more

  • Why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

    Feb 23 2015

    In which our heroes stand next to a literal god, cower behind a green behemoth and get inspired by the embodiment of the best of humanity while wondering why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? We try to figure out S.H.I.E.L.D's hiring policies, discuss a comic book PSA about bullying, and get all flustered thinking about Captain America. Jackson attempts to put together an All Olympic Avengers Initiative, Zammit wants to see Hawkeye become the new Spider-Man, Mr Sunday Movies points out Hawkeye the ine...more

  • The Pros and Cons of Dating Monsters

    Feb 16 2015

    In which our heroes get seduced by Dracula, go for a long walk by the swamp with the Gilman and enjoy a moonlit picnic with the Wolfman while we wonder which Hammer Movie Monster would make the best boyfriend. We discuss the issues with sleeping next to a man who is more hair than man and weigh up the pros and cons of having an undead boyfriend who's been around for a millennia or an undead boyfriend who lives in the last century. Jackson finds himself less and less attracted to Wolfman as the e...more

  • Is the Penguin the True Hero of Gotham?

    Feb 09 2015

    In which our heroes take the monorail down to the seedy underbelly of Gotham, pay their respects at Crime Alley and watch Batman straight up clock a guy all the while wondering who exactly is the true hero of Gotham? Jackson derails the whole episode by stating that it’s the Penguin, Zammit encourages him and Duscher just doesn’t put up with any of his bullshit. We discuss: the hassle that would be working for the riddler, the definition of integrity, and Superman's evident disdain for Gotham. S...more

  • Who's the Best Disney Business Princess?

    Feb 02 2015

    In which our heroes gather our finances, register our ABN and completely ignore any and all tax obligations as we try and decipher which Disney Princess would be the best to open a business with. We wonder how quickly snowmen would ask for a Union, try and decide the price of hot fruit, and lead some poachers to the Pridelands. Jackson confuses a mother with a daughter, Zammit treats magic like a mutant power, and Duscher just wishes he could help out the Princess of Agrabah without it ending in...more

  • How Does Thor Get a Haircut?

    Jan 26 2015

    In which our heroes sit down in the barbers chair, ask for braids and open an old copy of Journey into Mystery as we question how Thor gets his hair cut. We discuss Lex Luther’s hair envy, Ben Grim's little shorts and the all encompassing power of the Z-Men. Jackson gifts everyone with brilliant but irrelevant powers, Zammit is a fan of the sneaky mullet, and Duscher just wishes everyone would listen to his side-podcast: 'Naming Things.’ It’s an uncomfortable walk down the superhero runway as we...more

  • How is Everyone Ok with the Truman Show?

    Jan 19 2015

    In which our heroes turn on the Truman Show watch him awkwardly navigate through puberty, strain through his first haemorrhoid and mourn the fake death of his fake father all the while wondering how everyone is okay with this. We discuss the 50% chance of Truman wanting to Batman water, the secret Mole-People living under the Truman set, and the Media saturation implied by a TV show watched by the world. Jackson thinks he'd get bored and watch re-runs of Seinfeld instead, Zammit is in favour of ...more

  • When Does Sentience Begin in Toy Story?

    Jan 12 2015

    In which our heroes open up their toy box, regress to their early days and are filled with childlike wonder as they discuss the sentience level in Toy Story. We look at the existential moment toys realise what they are, whether or not falling over is learned behaviour and just how many seemingly inanimate objects are internally screaming. Jackson wonders how sex toys cope, Zammit worries for toys filled with cigarettes and Duscher just wants to keep asking questions. It's a harrowing journey fro...more

  • Midi-Chlorian Testing and You

    Jan 05 2015

    In which our heroes line up, hold out their wrists, and let a bunch of Jedi check their blood as we ask why isn't midi-chlorian testing mandatory. We look at the dangers of mid-chlorian filled moss, the potential of Jedi blood transfusions and the seemingly unnecessary rules surrounding Sith numbers. Jackson discovers he has only seven midi-chlorians, Zammit is pretty sure the Jedi are a cult, and Duscher just wants to be the one to bring balance to the force. So join the gang as they traverse a...more

  • Joel Duscher's Christmas Miracles

    Dec 29 2014

    In which our heroes don’t turn up to the studio, leave Duscher by himself, take a week off and lazily upload something from our past. We laugh, we cry, we avoid looking at Duscher directly in the face and wonder how we ever piece an episode together. Jackson just wants everyone to know where incest falls on the awful scale, Zammit patiently waits it out and Duscher just wants to get the intro right. It’s a supercut of every time Duscher fucks up introducing the show, but on the plus side it gets...more

  • A Christmas Heist

    Dec 22 2014

    In which our heroes come together for one last job, find friends in unfamiliar places and devise a master plan to save Christmas in Plumbing the Death Star Presents: A Christmas Heist. We discuss the dangers of having Catwoman on your side, the best place to keep a stolen Christmas and how afraid Arnie is of his Turboman suit. Jackson puts his faith in Frosty the Snowman, Zammit manages to make this somehow about comic books and Duscher just wants everyone to know how amazing Argyle is. So join ...more

  • Why Hasn't Hogwarts Been Shut Down Yet?

    Dec 15 2014

    In which our heroes avoid getting petrified by the basilisk, dodge the whomping willow, trip on some moving stairs and wonder why Hogwarts hasn’t been shut down. In the thrilling conclusion of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the issues surrounding the tri-wizard tournament, the correct protocol when dealing with a murderous horse and try to outwit a boggart. Jackson wants to turn all his adversaries into cups, Zammit keeps getting Dumbledore confused with Volde...more

  • What Happens After Hogwarts?

    Dec 08 2014

    In which our heroes pass their O.W.L.S, get a solid D+ on their N.E.W.T.S and wonder just how poorly Hogwarts prepared them for the real wizarding world. We struggle to understand the patronus spell, question how any of the defence against the dark arts teachers got a job and can’t comprehend the timetable. Jackson dreams of being a football star, Zammit wants to know which of his teachers are werewolves and Duscher just wants everyone to understand Harry Potter is immortal. Join the gang as the...more

  • Our Quibbles with Squibs

    Dec 01 2014

    In which our heroes fail to exhibit any magical tendencies, are barred from attending Hogwarts, and become janitors as we wonder where Squibs fit into the Harry Potter Universe. We discuss Filch's unfortunate situation, Wizard genetics, Wizard medical procedures and the double standard of Mudbloods and Squibs. Jackson wonders how many Hermiones there are, Zammit gets existential about paintings, and Duscher just assumes he'd be a Wizard no matter what. It's an unfortunate, scramble for a job sui...more

  • Who Thought Quidditch was a Good Idea?

    Nov 24 2014

    In which our heroes get on our Nimbus 2000s, let the golden snitch slip through our fingers and get hit by a bludger while while wondering who thought Quidditch was a good idea? We look at the proud sport of Boulderhead, the problem of height, and the danger inherent in using cleaning equipment as sporting equipment. Jackson accuses Madame Hooch of having a drinking problem, Zammit wants to introduce some basic necessary regulations, and Duscher just wishes he could do a Scottish accent. It's a ...more

  • The Ethical Dilemmas of Azkaban

    Nov 17 2014

    In which our heroes lock themselves in chains, try to avoid the dementors, and serve out their sentence, whilst asking what are the ethical implications of Azkaban. In part three of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the best ways to capture wizards, the job possibilities of a dementor, and the frankly incompetent justice system in the magical world. Jackson tries to sort out the deer/rabbit equation, Zammit refuses to actually reference Harry Potter, and Duscher ...more

  • Why are the Weasleys Poor?

    Nov 10 2014

    In which our heroes count up their galleons, bamboozle some muggles, bully Ron, and wonder why the Weaslys are so poor. In part two of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the bizarre nature of Wizard currency, discover we don't understand brains in the slightest, and explore the danger of floo-powder. Jackson thinks the Weaslys would enjoy Catholicism, Zammit doesn’t think the Weasly’s are poor at all, and Duscher just wonders why magic wont solve everything. It’s ...more

  • Where Would the Sorting Hat Put You?

    Nov 03 2014

    In which our heroes arrive at Hogwarts, cross the Great Hall, get up in front of the teachers table and wonder where the Sorting Hat will put them. In part one of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the Sorting Hat’s frightening omnipotence, the dangerous nature of Hogwarts dinners, and the distribution of babes across all houses. Jackson gets vomited on instead of sorted, Zammit accepts Slytherin house far too readily, and Duscher just wishes everyone would accept...more

  • Which Horror Villain Would You Fight? (Feat. Zoe)

    Oct 27 2014

    In which our heroes defend Crystal Lake, wage a Dream War, aim our missiles at a Godzilla and decide which movie monsters they could take in a fight. We look at the ideal ways to grapple with a gremlin, crush a cave creep, kill a Cujo, and get rid of a Grundlefly. Jackson defends his home against the notorious toilet ghoul, Zoe just straight up commits cold blooded murder, Zammit attempts to drown a car, and Duscher just wants to eliminate every monster from David Cronenberg’s filmography. It's ...more

  • What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in?

    Oct 20 2014

    In which our heroes don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are better fictional universes to live in. We look at the all powerful nature of dance magic, the problem of changing history, and wonder if it's better to be Tom Hanks or just live in the same universe as him. Jackson wins straight off the bat, Zammit accidentally learns two lessons, and Dusche...more

  • Why does Superman find Lois Attractive?

    Oct 13 2014

    In which our heroes crash land on earth, get corporate, call themselves Clarke and act like a bunch of Kents while wondering why Superman find Lois Lane Attractive. We look at Kryptonian evolution, make an effort to get our heads around genetic attraction, attempt to rationalise forming an emotional emotional connection with an alien and struggle to imagine making love with a chimp. Jackson is obsessed with Superman’s butthole, Zammit is more interested in Superman’s penis and Duscher just wants...more

  • Why was the Matrix Programmed Poorly?

    Oct 06 2014

    In which our heroes plug ourselves back in to the Matrix, order a steak, bend all the restaurant’s cutlery and wonder why this computer simulation was programmed to have poverty. We look at the often mysterious and counter productive choices taken by our robot overlords, the final destination of the planets cows, and the potential eroticism of jackholes. Jackson wonders what the robots want with all our hair, Zammit proclaims he’d sell out Neo in a heartbeat to the surprise of absolutely no one ...more

  • Is Obi-Wan Kenobi Incompetent?

    Sep 29 2014

    In which our heroes are orphaned on a desert planet, find a laser sword and boldly follow a strange old man on a misguided, ill-informed and incompetent journey into space. It's all things Obi-Wan as we look at his master plan of hiding Luke on Darth Vader’s home planet with Darth Vader’s last name with Darth Vader’s relatives in a house Darth Vader has definitely visited. Jackson proposes that Obi-Wan used up all his favours hiding Leia, Zammit questions how Hutts became the supreme rulers of t...more

  • Why is Hyrule so Easy to Conquer?

    Sep 22 2014

    In which our heroes put on some green tights, shove a firefly into a jar and go off in search of a princess while wondering why Hyrule is so easy to conquer. We look at the often overlooked issue of segregation plaguing Hyrule, the problems with Zelda’s prophetic dreams and how much the kingdom gets dunked time and time again. Jackson proposes a unified government to fix the problem, Zammit has a strange urge to be on team Ganondorf and Duscher just wants to make Goron sounds. It’s a hack and sl...more

  • Why Does James Bond Still Have a Job?

    Sep 15 2014

    In which our heroes drink on the job, hit on anyone and yell at everyone that we’re super secret spies while wondering why James Bond still has a job. Duscher claims he could be more successful as Jerry Steven: asexual and dressed for comfort, Jackson tries to stop him every step of the way as the Nefarious Dr Yang, the racial stereotype villain who wants to fuck the moon and Zammit is one half of the engineering duo, Q & R, tasked with fixing a chaffing problem. Jerry Steven, with his signature...more

  • Is Doc Brown an Idiot?

    Sep 08 2014

    In which our heroes wonder why anyone with a time machine would be in such a hurry and start to realise that Doc Brown may be an idiot. We look at his plans and notice that they’re never thought out, he’s constantly wrong about the time stream and goes to great lengths to ensure the McFlys benefit and the Tannens have a shit one. Jackson wants to know why Doc keeps bringing Jennifer on time adventures just to knock her out and put her in some trash, Zammit argues that Marty Jr going to jail migh...more

  • Why Did God Make Bruce Almighty?

    Sep 01 2014

    In which our heroes look at Bruce Nolan’s life and wonder why God made him Almighty. We explore Bruce’s first act as good as he cause a municipal water problem, sexually harass a young woman and flat out steal from an upscale clothing store before committing anal based monkey assault on an hispanic youth leader. Twice. Jackson is horrified by the blatant abuse of power, Zammit has his own theory involving Morgan Freeman eating a God brain and Duscher just wants to punch a meteor and die a hero. ...more

  • Would Batman's Parents be Proud of him?

    Aug 25 2014

    In which our heroes see how deep Bruce Wayne’s daddy issues really go. We take a close look at Batman’s life through the lens of his parents as we try to see if they would be proud of their baby boy. Revolutionary medical braces are kept behind locked doors as Batman is revealed to be the king of loopholes. Zammit can’t comprehend how a parent could be impressed of their son for faking their own death, Jackson argues that Thomas Wayne would rather the Penguin as a protege and Duscher just wants ...more

  • What are the Consequences of Mario Kart?

    Aug 18 2014

    In which our heroes slip on a banana peel and blue shell themselves. It’s Mario’s reign of terror as we try to work out the logistics of organising a go-kart race with your nemesis, your girlfriend who keeps getting kidnapped under your watch, a living fungus and an actual, wild gorilla to name a few. Jackson looks at things from the perspective of a goomba, Duscher brings forth Mario’s clear agreement with Bowser to terrorise his friends every time they have a party and Zammit marvels at Mario’...more

  • Why Does Skynet Even Try?

    Aug 11 2014

    In which our heroes come with you because they want to live. We look at all of Skynet’s ill-conceived schemes and wonder if they’re even trying. It’s a verbal journey as we explore the numerous options our future overlords had of taking out John Connor from mustard gas in the future, sending giant skin tanks to the present or just killing the bloodline in the far past. Zammit sells humanity out the first chance he gets to join team robot, Jackson has a watery solution for us to co-exists, at lea...more

  • Why is Xavier in a Wheel Chair?

    Aug 07 2014

    In which our heroes strap on Cerebro and try to decipher why Xavier still can’t walk. We look at the benefits of being a cripple, the lengths Xavier goes to distract everyone from his bald shame and bring into question the many, many times something awful has happened to his legs. It’s a quick walk through the Marvel Universe as we offer solution after solution that Xavier will have none of. Zammit wants to know why Elixir doesn’t offer a hand, Jackson rifles through the storeroom at the x-mansi...more

  • Are Horror Movie Villains Scary? (Feat. Zoe)

    May 27 2014

    In which our heroes celebrate halloween by looking at horror villains and try to stifle a laugh.

  • The Most Effective use of Time Travel

    May 27 2014

    In which our heroes try to discuss time travel and end up just yelling at each other.

  • Is Batman Really a Hero?

    May 27 2014

    In which our heroes wonder if Bruce Wayne's resources could be better allocated.

  • Problems of Assembling The Avengers

    May 27 2014

    In which our heroes don the black eye-patch and try and do a better job than Nick Fury.

  • Munchkins and the Wizard of Oz

    May 27 2014

    In which our heroes click their ruby slippers together 3 times and uncover the true conspiracy connecting the munchkins and Glenda the Good Witch with the murder of the Wicked Witches and the ultimate downfall of the Wizard of Oz.

  • Is Jonathan Kent a Terrible Father?

    May 26 2014

    In which our heroes call into question Jonathan Kent's parenting technique.

  • Does Jon Hammond Understand Theme Parks?

    May 26 2014

    In which our heroes go to Jurassic Park and have an expensive bad time.

  • Is Madrox just the worst for the MU?

    May 26 2014

    In which our heroes look at the Marvel U and come to the conclusion that Jamie Madrox aka Multiple Man would ruin everything.

  • Is the Imperial Army Racist?

    May 26 2014

    In which our heroes look at the Star Wars Universe and ask if the Imperial Army is kinda racist which leads them to uncovering a greater truth...