Podcasts – The SomethingSomethingCast

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  • Something In Review: Suckerpunch!

    Aug 11 2020

    It was inevitable, wasn’t it? Long ago when we started doing this show, we had this little running gag about attractive people being in the movie Suckerpunch – so now that we have been doing our movie parties on Discord, the time was right for us to find out what all these attractive people actually do! So join us as we head into our dream within a dream (within a dance within a dream within a bus within a melodrama) and discuss the gun-firing, zombie-killing, samurai-sla...more

  • Famous Movie Cars

    Aug 04 2020

    What’s going on all – the Somethings are on vacation, but that doesn’t mean you get to be… What it does mean is that we are diving into the bin of episodes you’ve never heard and popping out with something cool. The only reason I’m mentioning it is that this episode was recorded quite a bit ago. If you are wondering why we’re not social distancing – there’s your reason. That said – it is going to drive by you at 1.21ghz ̵...more

  • The End: Hemlock Grove

    Jul 28 2020

    Vampies and Werewolves and Magic, Oh My! It’s time again for the Somethings to journey into the last of a series and see whether or not it holds up. This time, the boys have headed to the Grove – a place where foreigners show up to a small town and all sorts of strangeness goes on. When the show ends, there are relationships asunder, big fights between monsters, and – well – really a lot of things one of the Somethings wasn’t too sure about. So settl...more

  • Mysteries of the Somethingverse : Bigfoot

    Jul 21 2020

    It’s time to head back into the Somethingverse – the place where the mystical, the magical, the unbelievable, the quasi-believable, and the weird all converge on two know-it-all jackasses in New Jersey. What is the topic this week? Why, none other than the biggest cryptid in America – the one that is so big he has an agent… how has the legacy of Bigfoot held the test of time on the internet? Is Sasquatchamania still running wild? The only way to find out is to he...more

  • Something In Review: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T

    Jul 14 2020

    Well – we now have a record for ‘The Oldest Movie’ that we have ever reviewed in The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T – which is a movie that was put together by noneother than Dr. Seuss… and it shows a couple of things: With a good name behind it, you can make anything!There’s a reason Seuss only did cartoon movies in his later years A weird collection of acid trip fever dreams, pulls from other more famous movies, but a LOT of interesting stage and set design ...more

  • Year 7 Anniversary

    Jul 07 2020

    Every year, when we hit this month, we try and do something special.. we’ve had live shows, we’ve done big mass parties – well this year we have a lot in store for you – a special opener – a live show (which you can make sure you don’t miss the next one by heading to Twitch) – a new episode of DEM, and an episode.. ALL IN ONE! So what do we talk about? Why the number 7 of course – and the many forms it takes. Our favorite 7’s, shaggy ...more

  • Something In Review: Children of the Corn

    Jun 30 2020

    If there is one sect of the movieverse we don’t touch on a lot – it is horror. That’s not because we don’t love horror.. Hatton has spent most of this quarantine binge watching Shudder – so we’re going to do our best to change that a little bit moving forward. Enter Children of the Corn: Part 1, with an eventual desire to do all of the other parts. Is this classic horror movie worth a cob? We get into that and a whole lot more about things completely un...more

  • The End: Small Wonder

    Jun 23 2020

    She’s lovely and bright with soft curls… that’s right, she’s a smalllll wonder – and we are looking back to a simpler stranger time: the late 80’s where a sitcom didn’t necessarily have to be funny to get multiple seasons. So what happens when your every day common American family build their own human looking roboslave? Oh – the shenanigans they have… and by shenanigans, we mean the more we peel this onion, the darker it gets. En...more

  • Mysteries of the Somethingverse : Atlantis

    Jun 16 2020

    The boys are descending into the deep with another venture into the abyss that is… Mystery of the Somethingverse Was there ever an Island? (You know the one) If there was, where was it? Who lived there? Is there a giant gear that sends it to a different place? Aliens? …aliens. We’re going to a land that’s better down where it’s wetter, naturally. So take a listen to ATLANTIS. Ok, here we go! Full Episode

  • Livestream For The Cure – Nerd War!

    Jun 09 2020

    A couple of weeks ago, if you’ve been listening to the bumpers for the last two months – you would know we were given a slot on Livestream For The Cure. Four days of podcasts to donate money to The Cancer Research Institute. During that hour Podcast Rob and Hatton discussed their ‘Hero vs Villain’ team – where each person got to add one monkey wrench… We thought if you happened to have missed the stream, you shouldn’t miss the fun. So please...more

  • #PodcastBlackout w/ Gordon Baker-Bone

    Jun 02 2020

    With the state of things, it didn’t feel right or respectful to post Rob and I talking about our usual pop culture nonsense. Instead, we are taking part in #PodcastBlackout by talking less and listening more. Joining us this week is stand-up comedian and New Jersey native, Gordon Baker-Bone talking about the murder of George Lloyd, racism past present and future, and what we can do to help today and tomorrow. You can find Gordon on Instagram and Twitter and you most definitely shou...more

  • The End – Scandal

    May 26 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. We’re back with another journey through all of the years of television that other people sat through, and review what’s left…. the End This month we’re talking the politically over-the-top crazy DC Adventure that is Scandal. From backstabbing lawyers, assassinating attorneys, and Presidents in disgrace, this show upped the anti every season, and now it has landed in the Oval Office of the Somethings&#...more

  • In Review: Rise of the Skywalkers

    May 19 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It’s time to return to head on back to a long time ago and take a trip to a galaxy not nearby at all…. That’s right – the Somethings, always present and ready with the cutting edge commentary – are ready to talk Star Wars. If you are a Wars’y type, you likely have your opinion on whether Abrams & The Mouse nailed it, missed it, or middled it… but now you get to find out how muc...more

  • Mysteries of the Somethingverse: Georgia Guidestones

    May 12 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. The Somethings are back with another Mystery of the Somethingverse – This time, they took it live on Twitch and discussed the tale of the Georgia Guidestones… Have you ever heard of them? They’re one of the US’s greatest mysteries and other than some passing mentions on mystery shows, they are often not discussed or reported on. Giant slabs in the middle of a field with ‘rules’ in multip...more

  • Tom Cruise’s Jobs

    May 05 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. If there is one actor in Hollywood that has had a ton of jobs… it’s Tom Cruise, hell it is one of the defining character traits of his early career. ‘Ah, this is the one where Tom Cruise is a patent lawyer’ ‘Ohh, the one where Tom Cruise is the air conditioner repairman?’ ‘I never saw the one where Tom Cruise was a circus clown for the mob.’ So, the Somethings have taken it ...more

  • BONUS: Stories To Amaze: Horror!

    May 03 2020

    It’s time for another edition of STORIES TO AMAZE! It is a monster of a time as the pair of Hatton and Podcast Rob dive deep into Lovecraftean Lore. Previously only available on our Patreon, this features the whole series in one amazing file! Beware and be wary… Ok, here we go! Stories To Amaze – Full Show

  • The End – The Event

    Apr 28 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It is time, yet again friends, for a journey to the last episode of a show – whether or not we’ve seen the rest of it. This time, we harken back to a time when shows had a lot of set-up and then endings that felt kind of thrown out of nowhere. A time of mysterious islands and scenes that felt like they were ripped from escape rooms… mysteries abound, answers lesser so. It’s time for The End, wit...more

  • Period Pieces w/ Meredith Placko

    Apr 21 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. Sometimes, the Somethings need a little cultural – and given that normally they are as cultured as a strep throat test, they need to bring in the big guns. Joining the boys this week is the long-time friend of the show, Meredith Placko – host, geek of all colors, and one half of the model paint powerhouse TurboDork. One of her nerddom dujours is historical fashion – so it felt like she was the prime ca...more

  • Tiger King Live!

    Apr 14 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. Everyone has taken their shots at Joe Exotic and his war against Carol Baskins, and now it’s our turn. The Somethings were live on Twitch and got down to brass tacks… who were the real heroes in the lion’s den? Who were the real monsters? Which one of us is implicated in the death of her husband? There’s only one way to find out — and afterwards, don’t forget to take a listen afterwa...more

  • Lego Masters w/ Jessica Ragzy Ewud

    Apr 07 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. There’s a new show that has become must-see–TV for Hatton & PCR, and it is Lego Masters (on Fox & Hulu). Every week, teams of two are competing building crazy Lego builds and only one team is going to come out on top. Well, our guest this week just so happens to be one of the competitors who has been killing it with her teammate Sam. Jessica Ragzy Ewud (ragzyart.com) joins us to talk about Lego Masters,...more

  • BONUS: Stories To Amaze (in Space!)

    Apr 06 2020

    Last month we started a brand new Stories to Amaze with the confusing conspiracy that we call D E M – but we’ve been making these radiodramas for a year or two now over on our Patreon. With so many folks stuck at home, and the rest working during the apocalypse to provide us with ambulances, fast food, and groceries – we thought you all deserve a little extra. Combined all together into one convenient file, get ready to head off into the deepest reaches of Weird Sci...more

  • Free-For-All: Isolation Edition

    Mar 31 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. It’s the fifth week of the month – so you know what that means? Do you? If you do, please … tell us… For us, it meant that we went live on Twitch on St. Paddy’s Day and talked about how we’re dealing with the world we’re living in at the moment. From the shows we’re enjoying, the games we’re playing, and honestly how we’re keeping sane… it’s a Fre...more

  • AHS: 1984

    Mar 24 2020

    Have you checked out Livestream For The Cure yet? You should. With the world topsy turvy, a month with 5 Tuesdays, we are all jumbled up, so The End came early, there’s a chaos episode next week – and this week, you get a review of a show we’ve talked about before! ..but it’s ok, because it is AHS. American Horror Story is a staple of television these days, and each year brings a new theme, new monsters, new intrigue, and a revolving cast of characters that i...more

  • The End – Battlestar Galactica

    Mar 17 2020

    Mark your calendars: Livestream For The Cure, May 28th – 31st. It’s time to get Frakked and talk about one of the most influential shows of the last twenty years. Sure, maybe in hindsight it has some flaws, which I’m sure we’ll jump to every 33 minutes, but in between listen as Hatton and Podcast Rob find out which one of them is a secret Cylon, get jettisoned from an airlock, and … is that …. is that a remake of a classic rock song we hear? We&#...more

  • Something In Review: Treasures From the Wreck of …

    Mar 10 2020

    Mark your calendars: Livestream For The Cure, May 28th – 31st. We’re heading out into deep seas this month for a “documentary” with a twist.. also a title so long it doesn’t fit in the title bar. This journey is one of art, one of curiosity, and it is a divisive piece of cinema. If you don’t know anything about it – we get in there, so you’ve been warned this is a spoiler of an episode, perhaps more than usual. That said – jo...more

  • The BabyYodalorian

    Mar 03 2020

    The new Disney Plus service was started with a treat for sci-fi and muppet fans, alike. A show that reframes the most mysterious of characters – makes a badass loveable – makes a sage adorable – makes a ‘First Time Mom’ movie a ‘Buddy Cop Adventure’ That’s right – it’s the BabyYodalorian… and yes, we know, it’s ACTUALLY called the Mandolorian… but is it though? Really? Come on. You know better than that. ...more

  • The End – The Good Place

    Feb 25 2020

    Holy Forkin Shirtballs it ended. Hey, it’s Hatton – and its just me this week, so the episode is a short one, but we’re talking about one of my favorite sitcoms since the last sitcom done by Michael Schur, Parks & Rec. Welcome to The Neighborhood… are you supposed to be here – because I’m not sure I am – here in… THE END. Full Episode

  • Something In Review: Dracula

    Feb 18 2020

    ♫ Creature of the niiiiight…. That’s right – it’s time for the Somethings to deep deep deep dive into the BBC’s newest horror piece, Dracula. We can’t do it alone – so we got ahold of one of the Something Alums in Megan Salinas (@TheMenguin) – cohost of Silver Screams and No Love Lost Is this the same powerhouse that was Jekyll? It’s got the same team, as well as longtime Dr. Who showrunner in Stevan Moffat… so why don̵...more

  • Mysteries of the Somethingverse – Chemtrails

    Feb 11 2020

    Ok, here we go again… This week on Mysteries of the Somethingverse – we have taken another hotbutton topic and we break it down with one taking the pro and the other taking the con. This week it is all about those white lines that crisscross the skyways of the world – are they Contrails? Are they Chemtrails? Are they good for us, bad for us, somewhere in between? There is only one place to dip into the unknown and find out…. and that’s the Something...more

  • TTRPG Party w. B. Dave Walters

    Feb 04 2020

    Before we get to the episode, we just want to mention a charity that our guest this week mentions: GAMES FOR LOVE, a charity that provides not just games, but camps for programming and coding, to kids in hospitals around the world to ease their stresses through gaming. Please, give it a look and a share. On to the matter at hand… Tabletop RPG is in a new heyday… all those years where the only problem with sitting and rolling dice with friends was that you couldn’t get p...more

  • The End – Sons of Anarchy

    Jan 28 2020

    It’s been a few years since the Redwood Originals rode down through Charming… so it seemed like a good time to see whether the life and times of Jax Teller and his entire band of miscreants ended up where they deserved. So settle in for some mouth-singing and questions of religious importance, as the Somethings are about to ride their hogs down that ol’ dusty trail with Sons of Anarchy for THE END. Full Episode

  • What’s News With You?

    Jan 21 2020

    A new year means NEW THINGS! So a few weeks ago, we were on Twitch trying out our newest game… what is it, you may ask.. well, there is a lot of crazy stories around the world – but we’re also some creative weirdos. So, 10 news stories – one lie. Hatton is the newscaster, Rob is the news guesser… which is the real and which is the lie, YOU DECIDE! If you want to get in on the action, be sure to subscribe to twitch.tv/somethingsomethingcast and get update...more

  • In Review: El Camino

    Jan 14 2020

    We gotta go back… No no no, not to THERE… to the world of Breaking Bad. We weren’t left with many questions at the end of Walt’s journey, but we did have one big one. …what happened to Jesse? Not only does El Camino fill that in – but a few gaps we never thought to ask. Does it compare with baby blue? The Somethings are here to tell you. Full Episode

  • Anticipated 2020 Movies

    Jan 07 2020

    It is a new year – and what does that mean? Tons and tons of websites with lists about what the best of 2019 was… well we’re not doing it. We’re going to start the new decade looking forward at the movies that are to come. From the obvious to the surreal, join PCR and Hatton as they talk about some of the movies and trends that they are expecting to look forward to, or are at least hoping to not hate. Let’s get this decade underway with the first time...more

  • A Gift From the Somethings

    Dec 13 2019

    Happy Holidays from the Somethings! Ok, here we HO HO HO! Full Episode

  • The End – Cheers

    Nov 26 2019

    Don’t you sometimes want to get a way to a place where everybody knows your name? That’s what the Somethings did this week as we take on another episode of THE END – did one of the historically beloved and remembered sitcoms hold up decades after it went off the air? How funny can dudes sitting at a bar really be? Well hang out with PCR and Hatton, Mayday Malone, Carla, Cliff, Norm, and Woody as they talk about not just an episode, but a phenomenon in Cheers Full...more

  • In Review: Scrooged

    Nov 19 2019

    Happy Holidays! Sure, it’s early, but we’re taking next month off – so we gotta get it in somewhere. And since everyone is getting themselves all stuff prepared, we decided to hit a a movie that had a strange beginning, but has found its place as a Christmas Traditional for weirdos… it is the scariest Christmas Carol ever put to film – SCROOGED! (I heard an old lady had a heart attack) So join in the festivities as the Somethings discuss whether this ...more

  • Mysteries of the Somethingverse – Bermuda Triangle

    Nov 12 2019

    Are you ready for something new? Well you are about to get it. Hatton and PCR love a good mystery, especially one that has a range of theories… from the scientific to the plausibly strange to the outright bonkers. Enter Mysteries of the SomethingVerse – where the boys each take a side and figure out precisely what the hell has gone on there… at the end, we have those hanging out in the chatroom decide who made the most plausible case. For our first round, we are...more

  • SciFi Books

    Nov 05 2019

    The Somethings love television shows and movies, but did you know that Hatton and PCR are also …. literate? So we’re heading up into that great space station in the sky and going through the Hitchhiker’s Guide to talk about our favorite science fiction books. From space battles to samurai and every cyborg in between. If you are looking for a suggestion for some fun futuristic reads, then this is the perfect place to go. Also – tonight (11/05/19) at 9pm weR...more

  • Movie Urban Legends (Live!)

    Oct 30 2019

    For the first time ever, this episode was recorded LIVE on Twitch – and you can be here for next great live adventure November 5th @ 9pm – simply go to twitch.tv/somethingsomethingcast and make sure to follow us so you don’t miss out. There are some great stories out there connected to movies… from ghosts on the set to mishaps to unintentional Easter Eggs – when the final product comes out, we get to see 2 hours of edited and poured over movies… but wha...more

  • Something In Review: Peanut Butter Solution

    Oct 23 2019

    Listen, toooo that magic man…and abracadabra… There is this movie – this movie that a lot of people saw and nobody remembers it until they are told about it by someone who has been awoken. I’m sure there are a lot of movies that fit this strange Mandela Effect sort of situation, but this one is special…. well, mostly because it is a hallmark movie in Hatton’s life and that of his sister. So she recommended we review this – what happens when n...more

  • The End – Kindred

    Oct 15 2019

    Time again for us to skip the years of backstory, the forum posts, the rumor mills, and just go straight… to The End On this week’s episode, given the spookiness of the month, we delve into a forgotten Tori Spelling vehicle that combines the politics of a 90s Fox show with a gutted version of an RPG classic. Trenchcoats abound, and we’re pretty sure we’re your Sire now — if you didn’t know this show existed, we wouldn’t be surprised as it had l...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: Young Frankenstein

    Oct 08 2019

    The culture has reached the spooky season, bringing us another esteemed and fancy episode of Dramaticish Readings. This month, a moose has concocted a plan to bring his family legacy to life, quite literally… while the henchman who has also been in the family for a few generations perhaps got stuff a bit wrong… also he is a meatball. Find out what happens when lightning strikes on this Dramaticish Reading: Young Frankenstein Edition Full Episode

  • Favorite Horror

    Oct 01 2019

    It’s SomethingSpooky as we head into October! To start us off on our month of haunting spectaculars is heading back to the well of horror. We’ve talked franchises, we’ve talked villains, we’ve talked horror battle royale – but we’ve never out and out just talked about our favorite horror movies. So this week, Podcast Rob and Hatton are grabbing their masks, their machetes, their chainsaws, and their sexy sexy costumes and getting ready to spe...more

  • The End – Heroes

    Sep 24 2019

    Before Arrow. Before The Flash.Before Agents of SHIELD. A group of unknowns gathered together to stop a monster who literally tore them apart. Well that was the first year of Heroes. A writer’s strike later and who knows how the show ends… based on the ratings, most of you probably don’t. So join Hatton and PCR as they breakdown the end of the show that was supposed to be the beginning of an era. Was it? It’s time again for the Somethings to breakdown the end...more

  • Something In Review – I Am Mother

    Sep 17 2019

    So I’m GLaD, I got burnedThink of all the things we learnedfor the… Fire up your Portal Gun, and settle in with your Companion Cube, it is time for Netflix’s post-something-er-another future with a robot that really will remind you of GLaDOS. She’s not, but … well, you’ll see. So what happens when a robot raises a child. Doesn’t it take a village? Shouldn’t it at least take like.. two robots? We’re not against single-robot families, ...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: Back To School

    Sep 10 2019

    One of them is a tough as nails Professor that happens to be the most famous cartoon dad ever. The other is an old man who went back to college who also tells you the times that your movies are on. Sparks fly when they argue in the middle of class. So get your suit, Melon, we need ya… on this episode of Dramatic-ish Readings: Back to School Edition Full Episode

  • Summer Blockbusters

    Sep 03 2019

    The Summer has come to an end, sadly. With that goes the big summer popcorn slinging monster cost movies that seem to bring in not just the bacon, but the whole damn pig farm. Rob & Hatton have talked at ends about some of their favorite movies, of which quite a few were blockbusters of the Summer, but they have never settled in and simply talked about Summer Blockbusters as a concept. So without further blather, please – get your sunscreen on, a giant tub of popcorn, the...more

  • The End – Lost

    Aug 27 2019

    For the last of our Year Six celebrations, we are going back…. but this time, to the end. That’s right, the Somethings are back and they are flying on an Oceanic Flight with the last episode of the show that started a thousand arguments… Lost. But we’re not going alone, oh no no no, if we’re going to face the Smoke Monster and the strange purgatory-not-purgatory spiritual-not-spiritual culmination of the ‘is it faith or is it science or is it Memorex...more

  • Something In Review – The Great Hack

    Aug 20 2019

    Haaaack The Plaaannetttt Ok, not really. You see, we are getting a lot of stuff for free these days. Need to know the weather? Sure! Want to play a silly little Facebook game? Ok! Want to see a photo of you as a bunny or an older bunny? Why not!? Truth is – you are paying – we all are… and something as silly as online surveys and photo filters may have much bigger repercussions than you ever thought. We’re talking the documentary The Great Hack, the story...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: Ferris Bueller

    Aug 13 2019

    Gather round on Sesame Street for the 12th installment of Dramatic-ish Readings. This week, we take one young man who just doesn’t want to go to school… this leads him on an adventure searching for his Rubber Ducky (especially if he wants to play the saxophone). So how does he do it? How does he play sick? Find out now as Ernie meets Bueller…. Bueller… Bueller… on Dramaticish Readings. Full Episode

  • Year 6 – Strangererer Things

    Aug 06 2019

    The Somethings are celebrating their 6th Year with some friends! That’s right, to bring in our next 52 weeks of funny, we have brought in long time friends of the show PRL. Matt, Joe, and Becky have been with us for a long time and we are thrilled to get their input on what’s going on in the Upside Down as we talk about this year’s edition of the Strangest of all Things: STRANGER THINGS. So settle in for an extra long episode that most definitely stays completely o...more

  • Free-For-All – NJ Oddities

    Jul 30 2019

    It’s the extra week of the month, so it is time for us to add a little something extra to the mix. Have you missed Hatton? It’s ok to admit only a little.. well he is back this week to celebrate the most favoritiest place of the Something’s world… New Jersey. From the mysteries to the outrageous to the legendary – NJ has a lot of stories going on. In the top 20% for population and bottom 10% for size – we are a dense locale filled with a little bit...more

  • The End – Travelers

    Jul 23 2019

    One of the things we love about The End is that it gives us a chance to talk about shows we might not have ever had a chance. Travelers, a science fiction show about time travel and the ramifications of it all only has a few seasons and then it is done… but should it have been? Did it end on a high note, a low note, or was it just a show that came and went and we move on? Well Hatton and Rob have stuff to say about it – and now you get to hear it. If you’ve never se...more

  • Something In Review – The Invitation

    Jul 16 2019

    There are movies that the Somethings agree about… Highlander. There are movies that the Somethings disagree about… Mars Attacks. The Invitation definitely fits into one of those categories. A group of people are invited (get it?) to a dinner party where they haven’t seen each other in quite a long time and have a sordid history. So why are they there? Is it supposed to feel so uncomfortable? Are they getting suckered into buying Amway? Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: Independence Day

    Jul 09 2019

    Please gather round, taking a moment from your Fireworks and Festivities for another journey into our 11th Dramatic-ish Readings. The President has come to a crossroads. He must send out an elite force of those that remain after a brutal alien attack. How does he inspire his troops? How does he send them into the skies? What if he was a slightly off spaced out taxi driver and mechanic? To know, you’ll have to join us for another… Dramtic-ish Readings. Full Episode ...more

  • James Bond Part 4

    Jul 03 2019

    Welcome to July and the 136th episode of the Something Something Cast! You are getting something special on this week’s episode as Hatton is taking a brief sabbatical, you get Podcast Rob picking up the final episode of the Bond series. (We told you we would get to it) So what does Rob think of Craig? How does he compare with the Bonds of the past and is the evolution of the movies a good thing? You know Rob’s got opinions. So check them out.. ok, here we go! F...more

  • The End – House of Cards

    Jun 25 2019

    All good things come to an end, and this show is one that the Somethings were dreading seeing go. Dipped in controversy, suspected to never complete their story, Netflix pulled off the near impossible of finishing it without it’s primary star. What happens when the House finally comes to an end? Did they do it justice or was it so far gone that a stiff breeze could topple it? Find out on the 10th episode of The End: House of Cards. Full Episode

  • Something In Review – Action Point

    Jun 19 2019

    There is an infamous place in New Jersey, home of the Somethings, that had the nickname of Traction Park. This amusement park was known for its bad management and injury prone nature.. and yet we all went as a right of passage. Take that information and welcome to Action Point, a movie inspired by the world of Action Park and taken and pushed through a Jackass fueled blender. What did the Somethings thing? Did they walk away with busted up ribs from laughter or chip a too...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: Super Troopers

    Jun 11 2019

    It is time for a new irreverent look at other people’s work – the 10th installment of Dramatic-ish Readings. One police man who is doing his best to beat his meow record. One man, unsure as to why he got pulled over. Little does the suspect know, the cop is the leader of a giant criminal agency. Little does the cop know, the suspect is a wanted Rube Goldberg serial murderer. Join us.. on the must gutteral version or – Dramatic-ish Readings. Full Episode

  • Actual Worst Movies

    Jun 04 2019

    Podcast Rob and Hatton love a bad movie.. maybe Hatton a little more than PCR. Specifically, the kinds of movies where there is so much fun being had by the people that made it or the premise is so knowingly dumb that it is hard to not enjoy yourself. These are not those movies. You see, we have talked about bad movies before, but not bad movies before… you follow? The sort of movies that you get up and almost leave the theater and ask for your money back bad. The type of movie ...more

  • The End – Game of Thrones

    May 28 2019

    It’s rare that we have a show come to an End with such a momentous amount of force behind it. Arguably the most important television ending since Breaking Bad, the Iron Throne was finally decided. Hatton has followed the show for years and PCR has been a watcher of the hype from afar… so what did we think as two entirely different viewpoints? We talk the actual ending – the internet response – and a lot more on this, the 9th Episode of… The End: Game of ...more

  • Something In Review: Clue

    May 21 2019

    A group of people who have seemingly never met all gather together, invited by the mysterious Mr. Boddy. What we find out from there is how much they do know about each other and what they hold over each other’s heads…. Unendingly quotable and beloved by everyone with good taste, this movie made form a boardgame should not have ever been as good as it ended up… but here we are. So count your bullets (1+1+2+1…) and douse the flames on the side of your head, w...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: The Usual Suspects

    May 14 2019

    Let us settle in once again for this, the 9th edition of Dramatic-ish Readings. Five gentlemen all called in on a trumped up charge.. their lives forever changed by the mysterious Kaiser Soze. Who is in the line-up? Well, for those of you familiar with this show, we’re sure you’ll be able to figure it out…. it reminds me of this time I was in a barbershop quartet back in Skokie, Illinois… Full Episode

  • Avengers: Endgame

    May 07 2019

    Much like Thanos, this review was inevitable. First, this is a spoiler laden episode. From the Hulk turning purple to Captain America’s cousin Oliver coming in to save the whole of the universe – we pull no punches on the talk, so if you haven’t gotten to Endgame yet, sit this one out for now. Beyond that, we’re doing what we do – and that’s jabber on endlessly about a movie that will change the way we think about movies – only insomuch as...more

  • Flat Earth

    Apr 30 2019

    In the last month or two a documentary came out talking about one of the strangest theories of the last couple decades.. is it a sign that perhaps we were wrong about the make up of our universe or is it the inevitable problem of what happens when everybody finds a friend on the internet? Well, join Podcast Rob and Hatton on Episode 134as they deep dive into the documentary Behind The Curve, available on Netflix, which discusses the possibility that this planet we all know ...more

  • The End – The Rise of Skywalker

    Apr 23 2019

    Ends come in lots of different ways – in this, Episode 8 – we stretch that jussst a smidge so that we can talk about the new trailer that dropped on Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker. Is this the end of Star Wars? Is this the end of the Skywalker? If it is, then what the hell do you mean by ‘Rise’? Find out our thoughts on these questions and more, as we dig deep into the 2 minutes we have found out about Rise of the Skywalker! Full Episode

  • Something in Review: Willy Wonka

    Apr 16 2019

    It’s Hatton’s Birthday Month, so we decided to talk about one of his favorite movies of all time. What happens when a brilliant mad man opens up his chocolate factory for the first time in years? Oh, a bunch of kids get tortured… basic stuff. And please note, we’re talking about the 70’s Gene Wilder version because that is the only version. Get ready for a little Pure Imagination… with Something In Review #8: Willy Wonka Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings: LOTR

    Apr 09 2019

    And we now welcome you to the 8th episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Before the ring started its long sojourn, there was a party for an old Hobbit who had gone on great adventures But what happens when a walkin talkin dog meets up with a butterfly-themed villain before the party really begins. It’s Frodo, Gandalf, Goofy, and the Monarch! Gawrsh! Full Episode NOTE: Thank you to Royalty Free Music for our music.

  • Endgame Predictions

    Apr 02 2019

    A quick bit of upkeep – you may have noticed that episodes no longer have an ‘Episode #’ – well that’s because Apple has been asking people to put the kibosh on that, lest you lose any sort of ranking you may have had. So now you can find the episode number in the text, right here: Episode 133 – If I find out that this is wrong, they’ll come back. So now to the meat and potatoes of every single part of the world of movies, summer blockbuster...more

  • The End – Firefly

    Mar 26 2019

    In Episode 7 of The End, we talk about all you Browncoats once again – discussing the various multiple ends of your favorite space wagon train. So get on board, they took the show, but they can’t take the sky from us… it’s time for Firefly! Full Episode

  • Something in Review: Antman & the Wasp

    Mar 19 2019

    Superheroes come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes all shapes and sizes come in one superhero, teaming up with Freckles. So it’s time to checkout how things are going right before the Infinity War as Antman rides again, and this time he’s bringing a whole slew of characters with him. Review #7 is here, Antman & the Wasp Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 7: Ghostbusters

    Mar 12 2019

    And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Even though bustin makes you feel good – when the arguably greatest Bond meets the world’s greatest evil wizard… Yesh… thish man hash no dick. Full Episode NOTE: Hatton apologizes for any audio distortion, he is working through a technical wire issue on his side of things.

  • Episode 132 – Comics Watching Comics w/ Kevin Gootee

    Mar 05 2019

    Do you enjoy comics? Do you enjoy the off-stage opinions of comics? Well we have show friend Kevin Gootee (@KevinGootee) back talking about his Amazon Prime series, now in its 7th season, Comics Watching Comics. Featuring all new comics, all new critique, but even more funny. So Kevin hangs out with the Somethings and we talk not just comedy, but pop culture, movies, sports and more. And when you’re done, go check out Season 7 on Amazon Prime Full Episode Also...more

  • The End #6 – Gilligan’s Island

    Feb 26 2019

    Oh sit right back and you’ll hear a tale – tale of a podcast that discusses the end of things.. So be sure to join us each week my friends – but this week, we have no rhyme scheme and we’re discussing the island adventure that is – Gilligan’s Island! Full Episode

  • Something In Review #6: Solo

    Feb 19 2019

    It is the movie that we sort of wanted, but is what we wanted the movie we got? Take a break with two scruffy-headed nerf-herders as they discuss the highs and lows of space’s greatest scoundrel and what made him Solo. Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 6: Tombstone

    Feb 12 2019

    And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Two men meet in a saloon and it do seems like someone is sitting in the wrong chair. Perhaps, Huckleberry, you best be moving…. Full Episode

  • Episode 131 – Bandersnatch

    Feb 05 2019

    You wake up and go about your day as you normally do. You get dressed and ready, have a minimal breakfast, and head into work. Given the boredom of your day, you decide to see what podcasts have been updated. Your eyes grow wide with glee seeing that your favorite podcast has a new episode! You decide you’ll save that for later, first you are going to listen to the Somethings talk about Netflix’s Black Mirror’s Choose Your Own Adventure movie, Bandersnatch. Do ...more

  • Episode 130 – Free For All

    Jan 29 2019

    On occasion, there are months that have a few extra weeks… sometimes up to 5! This just happens to be one of these months, and since our New Year Party got lost in the shuffle of hard drives, we had the time to put together a little hang out party of just two – myself and Rob, relaxing, chatting about the show and catching up on a bunch of topics. So settle down with us on this extra week of January, grab yourself some pretzels and see what happens when we forgo a topic to ju...more

  • The End #5 – True Blood

    Jan 22 2019

    We’ve returned with the last episode of a classic in high romance, high drama, blood drinking southerners. Does this vampy tale of creatures that go gulp in the night hold up when all you know is the last hour? Find out… on The End of True Blood. Full Episode

  • Something In Review #5 – The Thing

    Jan 15 2019

    On a desolate outpost in Antarctica, a crew have to find out who is like them… and who is different. In a studio in the middle of New Jersey, two men have to figure out who is right, and who doesn’t like this classic. So join us, and give a drop of blood to assure that you are the right kind of creature to listen to our review of… The Thing Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 5: Reservoir Dogs

    Jan 08 2019

    And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. There has been a heist… and a 6 foot tall rooster seems to be at odds with a world famous mouse What happens when they collide when they go face to face… Full Episode

  • Something In Review #4 – Die Hard

    Dec 25 2018

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!  On this festive occasion, we celebrate one of the most festive movies of all time. When there is no room at the inn, we head to the Nakatome Plaza for a festive business party gone awry. So settle in around the yule log and drink some nog.  Yippe Kay Aye Mr. Falcon! Ok, Cheer we go! Full Episode

  • The End #4 – Breaking Bad

    Dec 18 2018

    With one week til Christmas, we celebrate with one of the greatest gifts given to television in the last decade… so gather round the fire and only smoke the crystal blue, let’s discuss the THE END of Breaking Bad. Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 4: Conair

    Dec 11 2018

    And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. One of them is a monster… and a man arrested for a crime he didn’t commit. One of then is the kingpin of crime… and certifiably insane. Find out when what happens when the inmates take over the asylum of the skies. Full Episode

  • Episode 129 – Stan Lee

    Dec 04 2018

    A couple of weeks ago, the world lost a legend in not just comics, but in entertainment. So much of our entertainment world in the last twenty years has been painted with the colors that Stan Lee helped create that it is impossible to think of a world that never had him. So join the Somethings as we pay tribute to a man who didn’t just get us to Make Mine Marvel, but gave us our No Prize and made us all True Believers. Thank you Stan – James & Rob Full Episode

  • The End #3 – Quantum Leap

    Nov 27 2018

    As we give Thanks to our friends and family (and listeners) – we are going to dive into one of the Something’s sacred shows with an iffy ending.  So join us while we leap from podcast to podcast, hoping the next one… is the leap home this month on THE END Full Episode

  • Something In Review #3 – Thor: Ragnarok

    Nov 21 2018

    Heading to a moment in the Marvelverse we seem to have neglected! That’s right, it’s Something In Review with the 3rd and strangest installment of the Thor franchise – RAGNAROK! So get in the fight on Planet Hulk and get ready as you face off against Marvel’s hottest villain yet…. ok here we go! Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 3: Excalibur

    Nov 13 2018

    And we now welcome you to the next episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. One of them is a frog… and the greatest wizard of all time. One of them is the man to be king.. with a crazy regulator mask. Find out when there is a when they converse in one of the greatest fantasies ever told. Full Episode

  • Somethingcast 128 – Wrestling Themes

    Nov 07 2018

    What makes a superstar in professional?  Is it a huge finisher?  Is it the best tagline? Well one of the things that is always memorable is a good old fashioned kick-ass theme song. So the boys are going back in the ring to discuss themselves a little rasslin, but in this episode – it’s all about the music that makes the performer. So if it comes crashing down and it hurts inside… you gotta take a stand, and ok, here we go! Full Episode

  • Somethingcast 127 – The Batman Show

    Oct 30 2018

    Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Something! We are the podcast that flaps in the night… we are the soothing sound of justice in your ears – and for our 5th week of October, we are taking to the Gotham skies and talking a little bit about a man that I’ve never seen in the same room as that weird Alfred the Butler guy that follows around Wayne… perhaps they are the same man? Comics, Television, Video Games, and Movies – we talk down all things Bat and ...more

  • The End #2 – 90210

    Oct 23 2018

    Closing out October, it’s time to revisit our final show of the new SomethingSeason… and given this is the season of horror, we bring to you one of the scariest television shows of all time – in its last moment – in its dying breath. We’re going to Beverly Hills (because that’s where we wanna be), 90210 – this month… on THE END   Full Episode

  • Something In Review #2 – The Lost Boys

    Oct 16 2018

    Now that the shine has worn off the new Something Products(tm), it’s time to get into it. It’s Halloween time, so what better for us to go back and look at, but a classic 80’s vampire flick – arguably the trend setter for thousands of club kids on Something In Review. So get your grease up your saxophonist, garlic, carve your crosses, and if you are feeling Froggy, you probably should leap. (Get it… because the Cory? …nevermind) Full Episode

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 2: Goodfellas

    Oct 09 2018

    And we now welcome you to the first episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. In the basement of some gin joint lay two gangsters.. one hot-tempered, the other trying to make his mark. See what happens when the old gun, the Swedish Chef doesn’t like the cut of Batman’s jib. Be a good fella and hand me my brandy snifter so we may enjoy together… Full Episode

  • SomethingCast Episode 126 – Burt Reynolds

    Oct 02 2018

    When you think about the great stars of film, certain names will appear depending what your ‘era’ is. For those who love big action, big country, big ramblin’ adventures through the raucous movies of the 70’s and 80’s, the name Burt Reynolds is sure to be one of the names that pops up.  Whether he was driving a truck on a route that they say can’t be done or making a long bomb down the field, Reynolds was a cinema great in an era when action movies were just ...more

  • The End #1 – Dexter

    Sep 25 2018

    And lastly, we finish the month with another brand new show… and how fitting to end the show with this one, as it is simply titled The End The Somethings shall watch an episode… in particular, the last episode of a show and discuss it. In this instance, we’ve seen it and it is fairly infamous.  Next month… not so much. So settle in with your big lumberjack beard and lets discuss ourselves America’s favorite serial killer. Full Episode

  • Something In Review #1 – The Last Jedi

    Sep 18 2018

    Here we are with another brand spank’n new Episode One. …for Episode 7… which is sort of Episode 2 of Trilogy 3… it gets confusing. Anyway, it’s time for Something In Review, another new feature where we review something we haven’t before, maybe a little older, maybe a little newer. The fact is that it’s something that we’ve both seen and want to talk about. Please check out our Twitter for polls about what’s coming next! This month, it̵...more

  • Dramatic-ish Readings 1: Princess Bride

    Sep 11 2018

    And we now welcome you to the first episode of Dramatic-ish Readings. Short – to the point. The Dread Pirate Scooby faces off against Vizzini Walken and only one shall survive. Put on your finest smoking jacket, and join us while we continue to hunt for the six-fingered-man. Full Episode

  • SomethingCast Episode 125 – Superhero Teams

    Sep 04 2018

    WELCOME TO SEPTEMBER! We have a few things to talk about, and we get into it in the first ten of the episode, but maybe you read these things… do you? I never know. Anyway, September is an important month for the Somethings.. we are now EVERY GAW’DARN WEEK! ..sort of. Every week on your RSS Feed (or however you get your Something) you are going to get 4 “shows” SomethingCast – Our bread and butter format of babbling incoherently about weird things we like. Dramatic...more

  • Episode 124 – Toxic Fandom

    Aug 21 2018

    Let’s paint a mind picture. You enjoy a thing.. perhaps a podcast where two schmucks from NJ babble incoherently twice a month (with more on the way).  You go to the comment section and realize that the uber-fans are gatekeeping your ability to comment about what your favorite episode is. They’ve already made the decision that it’s ‘One Hit Wonders‘ and any attempt to argue that is brought about with name calling and assumptions about not only your taste, but your ...more

  • Episode 123 – Reality Cooking

    Aug 07 2018

    The boys are back with another journey into their not-guilty-at-all favorites. Time and time again they have mentioned that on their off hours, when not slaving away over a hot podcast, they can be found slaving away over a hot television, watching amazing chefs (and not so amazing chefs) make amazing concoctions. Rob knows his way around a kitchen… Hatton knows his way around the kitchen to go sit in the living room, but they do both have a love of reality cooking shows.  So bring your a...more

  • Episode 122 – Hanging w. Kyle Hester

    Jul 24 2018

    The Somethings are in the same studio for the first time in a long time. For such a momentous occasion, we have gotten ourselves a fantastic guest in the way of Kyle Hester.(@KyleDHester) Now,you might not be aware of Kyle, but you will be soon. With multiple movies on their way to your streaming and movie viewing world. Today, he is promoting Preacher Six (@PreacherSix), an action-creature-intense feast. Before you dive in to the episode, check out the trailer below, and help them wi0th their ...more

  • SSC Presents: Dramatic-ish Readings #1

    Jul 17 2018

      Presented with no further comment. Share and enjoy. FULL AUDIO

  • Episode 121 – Glow Season Two

    Jul 10 2018

    Hatton’s back! This time he’s bringing old time Somethingcast Alum Podcast Rob, remember him? We have some show updates as well as we take it to the ring to discuss Netflix’s and Jenji Kohen’s big summer party. Driving in a wood panel van straight into the 80’s with the big hair, big gimmicks, and big coke addictions… that’s right – it’s GLOW time! So what do the boys think of the squared circle filled with the ladies and Marc Maron?  Well y...more

  • HC#2 – Rabbit Holes & Westworld Season 2

    Jun 26 2018

      Happy Podcast Day! (That’s not a holiday.. it’s just a day where you get the podcast. There will be cake, though) Hatton is here again with another journey into a new piece of fiction and a review of Westworld Season 2 If you haven’t jumped into the wild westy world, stick around to hear a fairy tale. He reads that first.  Then hang out as we discuss all the twists, the turns, the timelines, with Hatton as host! (That has two meanings here.) Rob and I have started PILOT...more

  • SH#1 – The Magic Trick

    Jun 12 2018

      Good morning everyone! Hatton here – and this is the first episode where it’s just me ♫ allll byyy myyysellllffff ♫ Please don’t forget, you can still catch Rob & myself over at the SomethingCast Patreon. And help out Rob at his GoFundMe. So what is this? I don’t know yet – but I do know that there is a good chance one day Rob is going to come on back for Episode #121, so I have to keep his seat warm. That means that I have to figure out new stuff to do ...more

  • 120 – Deadpool 2 & Major Show Update

    May 29 2018

    It was inevitable… them making a Deadpool 2. So join the Somethings as they sit and breakdown the Merc With A Mouth’s Second Attempt At Greatness! And where that’s the bulk of the episode, there is a lot more to talk about. This episode, for the foreseeable, is the last for Podcast Rob. As you’ll hear as the bookends to our discussion about Deadpool, sometimes you just need to shuffle some things up to make life work, and for now, the show has to go. I (this is Hatton by...more

  • Episode 119 – Classic Toys

    May 22 2018

    We roll down stairs, roll better in pairs, We’ve come to hijack your brain… Whether it’s a slinky or a log, the boys are back and they brought alllll their toys with them, and unlike that little shit Denny across the street who’s parents got him the knock-off Gobots that don’t actually transform into anything, we’ve come to share! So what were the things that you fondly remember as the toys of your youth? The dolls, figures, projects, and games that you occas...more

  • Episode 118 – Infinity War

    May 08 2018

    First off. SPOILERS.  I mean, there won’t be any in this paragraph, but in this episode – we barely get 3 minutes in before we’re all ‘Thanos killed Dumbledore’ and ‘Captain America was Bruce Willis the whole time’.  It’s like we have done our best to keep our silence to wait for this very episode! And better than bursting with excitement, just the two of us, we brought along some friends! We have Kristel (Twitter: @yeagerkristel) and Nicole (Twit...more

  • Episode 117 – The MCU Countdown

    Apr 24 2018

      Ten years in the making culminates this week. So what are the Somethings going to do? They’re going to breakdown the entirety of the MCU into easily digestible chunks and rate every movie that has lead up to the Infinity War! Who made it into Hatton and Rob’s top 3? Well, you are about to find out. So get your bling’d out glove, and lets Assemble. But before we do, go check out Hatton’s debut novel, TRIO, available on Amazon Kindle. And, more importantly, be sure ...more

  • Episode 116 – GSCF & Eric Roberts

    Apr 10 2018

      We’re back! Where’d we go? Well we traversed the Garden State with a stop in Atlantic City for the Garden State Comic Fest. What’d we do? Oh we checked out some funny books, some funny people, some Ninja Turtles, and a few famous people! So, to celebrate the fact that someone deemed us worthy to talk to, we’re talking one of the guys you see in a few hundred movies, and always notice… that’s right… the Best of the Best… Eric Roberts! Please...more

  • 0401 – Place Holder Post

    Apr 01 2018

      LOREM IPSUM DATA DATA DATA – Placeholder for information and guest links. Can’t forget to link Garden State Comic Convention. Ok here we go, Full Episode

  • Episode 115 – Jessica Jones S2

    Mar 27 2018

      Oh Jessica… You seem to be doing ok. You’re taking some anger management courses. The agency is doing ok. You have an associate in Malcolm.  What could go wrong? Probably a bad question in Hells Kitchen, eh? That’s right, the Somethings are back tackling the hard drinking hard hitting purple fearing badass bitch of the Netflix MU, and we tell you what we think from top to bottom. Did we love it? Did we hate it? There’s only one way to find out. Smile and click bel...more

  • Episode 114 – Famous Hoaxes

    Mar 13 2018

      What have you fallen for? I mean, come on.. we’ve all bought into one thing or another, right?  Whether it is the Piltdown Man, the supposed Missing Link – or if its any number of Think Geek projects, there is always someone out to get you. Well not us – of course not – never us… we promise… What we do want to do is tell you about some of our favorite historical hoaxes. From recent internet stuffs to pieces from the past, Hatton and Rob are talking abo...more

  • Episode 113 – The Cloverfield Paradox

    Feb 27 2018

      It was the night of the biggest sports game in the country. Millions upon millions watched the one team go and defeat the other one. There was a bird one and a soldier one or something like that. Anyway, a commercial popped up informing everyone that right after the ball was done being foot’d, Netflix was going to take over millions of living rooms with the third in the Cloverfield Series. So with social media abuzz over it, of course the Somethings watched it and have opinions! So...more

  • Episode 112 – The Punisher

    Feb 13 2018

    It’s time for a little one batch two batch… And if you are a fan of the show, you know what that means. Marvel episode. Netflix episode. Oh.. that’s right.. Tim Stevens Episode. The three of us slowly pick apart the enemy and drive our hammers hard into the bones of the newest Netflix Marvel U show. Did lightning strike again like it did with Daredevil or did it swing and miss like Iron Fist?  Shots will be fired, so get yourselves cocked, locked, and loaded… …uhm....more

  • Episode 111 – Most Anticipated Movies of 2018

    Jan 30 2018

    The Somethings like themselves some movies… But there are a couple guys who like movies even more than us – probably more than you! That’s why when we decided to do an episode about the upcoming films of 2018, we called the men who know what’s what about film. Justin & Nick, the Epic Film Guys! This cinematic twosome have been talking the talk for around 150 episodes about good movies, bad movies, their favs, and go deep in the well on what makes a great piece of cin...more

  • Episode 110 – Comics Watching Comics w/ Kevin Gootee

    Jan 16 2018

    What’s going on everyone. This week, the Somethings had the pleasure to hang out with Kevin Gootee, a stand-up who is doing something pretty original on Amazon Prime. Every episode features one or two stand-ups doing a set while Kevin and his panel talk about what they did right and what they did wrong. From constructive criticism to out and out wrecking, for a fan of comedy, it is a unique take on the artform. If you haven’t seen it, the new season is going to be appearing any minu...more

  • Episode 109 – 2017 Darwin Awards

    Jan 02 2018

    Happy New Year! First, lets get the important stuff out of the way. We’re starting the year with a contest!  This is what you gotta go do if you haven’t – go subscribe to our show via iTunes. Go leave a review. Send a screenshot to us via twitter (@STSTCast) – be entered for a chance at a Visa gift card. Then, while you do that, you can do your best to avoid falling poodles and soda machines.. because we’re hitting the power of the internet and talking about this p...more

  • Episode 108 – The 2017 IJOV Christmas Party

    Dec 05 2017

    It is a yearly Something Tradition – the IJOV.NET Somethingcast Christmas Party! So get yourself some rum-laden nog, light the fire, and do what everyone does during the beginning of the season of giving. Put on headphones and listen to your friends prattle on about holidays and the year that has passed while you get black-out loaded. Joining on our festive occasion is Toner from the Nyrdcast. We have Eric from Two-Legged-Tie (currently on hiatus). Lastly, we have the newest IJOV posse, R...more

  • Episode 107 – Unsolved Mysteries

    Nov 21 2017

    Does that logo alone send a chill down your spine as you hear Robert Stack telling you about all the horrible crap that is going on in your neighborhood? Well, get ready for a little preview of what’s to come for the Somethings future. Take a listen to understand what I mean about that. (hint: It relates to our Patreon) – But we’re going into the well of history and talking about some of the strangest, weirdest, and most interesting things that we still haven’t got a clu...more

  • Episode 106 – Stranger Things 2

    Nov 07 2017

    It’s time to go back to the umop apisdn (that doesn’t work if you use a weird font) ..anyway, it’s time to head on back and see what’s going on in the eeriest of Indiana’s – that’s right, Netflix’s bingers dream has returned for nine more episodes of small town life with a Lovecrafty spin. So find out what the boys thought about the return of all of the kids we know with a few folks we were equal parts thrilled and horrified to see. So get your eg...more

  • Episode 105 – Vampire Movies w/ Megan Salinas

    Oct 24 2017

    The rules you need to know: – You have to invite them in – You’ll never see them in front of a mirror – If you stake them, they will die – Go sparingly on the garlic I am course am talking about the Somethings, who are back with an episode about the monster movie’verses grand pappy of em all, the Vampire! We are in the horrortastic best month of the year when it comes to popping on your favorite fright fest and that’s exactly what we decided to do with ...more

  • Episode 104 – Michael Bay

    Oct 10 2017

    You can’t have a summer blockbuster without your bae…  am I right? I, obviously am talking about the Master of all things Kaboom – Michael Bay. We can joke, but he’s had his share of fun flicks – and its time for the boys to break them down and find out which ones set them on fire and which ones fizzled out before they ever got ignited. Also – before we get to the episode – we would like to say a thank you to the amazing legacy that Wild Pig Comics is l...more

  • Episode 103 – The Defenders w/ Tim Stevens

    Sep 26 2017

    Take the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen. A loud-mouthed P.I. with superpowers. A bullet-proof man who swears to watch out for Harlem. And.. ..well.. Danny Rand. Push them together and what do you get – you get us bringing back the Somethingcast’s favorite guest, Mr. Ungajje himself, Tim Stevens! As always, when the binge-worthy Marvel World rears its color-coded head, we breakdown what’s going on – what we like – what we hate – and Tim brings up the average in...more

  • 102 – Starchaser: The Legend of Orin

    Sep 12 2017

    After 3 big episodes in a row, the boys are hanging back for a little and catching their breath. What that means is you get to dive into one from the secret archives of the Somethings, where you get all new material, we did the same amount of work, but we did it before now! It’s amazing. It’s like magic. I’ll tell you that the above sentence has more magic in it than this movie. There are a lot of classic Star Wars rips, but Starchaser might be the most forgotten.. not because...more

  • Episode 101 – Ralph Garman

    Aug 29 2017

    So after putting the Patreon on pause. After our Anniversary. After our 100th Episode. How could we put icing on that cake? Oh, we got ourselves a badass guest to hangout with for a little while. Who, you may ask? Why Ralph Garman, co-host of the Hollywood Babble-On with Kevin Smith, actor in a lot of stuff you’ve seen, as well as the host of one of our personal favorite shows, The Joe Schmo Show! So settle in and enjoy the conversation, and do yourself a favor and follow @RalphGarman on ...more

  • Episode 100 Party!

    Aug 15 2017

    NOTE: Please forgive the mistake in this episode… I think it makes it funnier, but I forgot to add in a critical sound-effect.  It’s always something, am I right? This is it! We did it! So what do we do.. we throw a party with two friends from the Inside Joke Outside Voice Network. We got Rich from Married Marks and Eric from Two-Legged Tie and we just hang out and argue a bit. What would you expect from us, really? From ice cream flavors to top tv shows. It really is a party with a...more

  • Episode 99 – Year Four, Expanded Universes

    Aug 01 2017

    Ok here we go… and go.. and go… and we are celebrating our Year 4. Where in years gone by we have found our way to the fabulous Wildpig Comics, this year there just wasn’t a lot to discuss when it came to the comic universes.. so we decided to have an episode where we create our own. So we got Bill Ellis, manager of Wildpig and longtime friend of the show and Jay Sandlin, new friend of the show and writer of Outbreak Mutiny, as well as a regular contributor to Buzzfeed! I̵...more

  • Episode 98 – Movie Confessions

    Jul 18 2017

    Look, we all have blindspots. Maybe it’s that you really weren’t a fan of Star Wars. Maybe it’s that you think the ending of Lost is really good. These are things that sometimes you hold as a badge that you have not done something the rest of the world has.. but other times, you are aware it is a blip that you missed and you just avoid conversations around it. So Rob & Hatton are admitting some of the big nerd movies that they’ve missed – and they ask for forgi...more

  • Episode 97 – The SomethingSomethingCast Retrospective

    Jul 04 2017

    And now for something a little different… and by different, we mean the same.. sort of. The boys have been doing the show for just about 4 years, so why not take a look back with us. Hatton and Rob talk about how it began, and some of the adventures on the way. And on that note, we just want to thank you for being with us on this adventure. Rob and I can’t tell you enough how it is you guys who have made this show what it is and drives it forward – so we look forward to our 4t...more

  • Episode 96 – Theme Song Challenge (w/ Kyle from This Is Important)

    Jun 20 2017

    We all like ourselves a little bit of television. We also like ourselves the earworms that lodge into your head for 30 minutes and beyond. So Hatton’s taken a few. Rob’s taken a few. And they are going head to head to find out who has the best line-up. And a battle as important as this needs an important guest. So we got our friend and co-host of ‘THIS IS IMPORTANT‘, Kyle! If you are looking to find other interesting and random things match up, be sure to check-out Steve...more

  • Episode 95 – Spin The Wheel: Taglines!

    Jun 06 2017

    It’s time again for everybody’s favorite SomethingGimmick! THE WHEEL OF THINGS! The last time, the Somethings talked on about Dragonlance. This time it’s a contest episode. We’ve done movie posters before, but what about that one little sentence that tries to drag you into the flick? He was a flint. She was a steel. Sparks fly when they meet.  So can we figure out movies based on those short snippits?  Oh, there’s only one way to find out! Ok, here we go! Full Epis...more

  • Episode 94 – Highlander

    May 23 2017

    ♫ Here we are… born to cast pods… ♫ That’s right, it’s time for one of those shows that was inevitable. It’s Clan Hatton & Clan McRob as we talk about one of the most long-legged, long-lived, fantasy… sci-fi *sigh* series that defined many a’geek. It’s Highlander time! So grab your katana and beware the planet Zeist.. the boys are Gathering. And if you worry about anything.. just realize.. it’s a kind of magic! Full Episode PS: We still ...more

  • Episode 93 – Buddy Flicks

    May 10 2017

    Hey thanks for understanding the lateness. LET US NEVER DISCUSS IT AGAIN! When a movie starts, ‘Two cops with nothing left to lose’ or ‘Two best friends on a mission’ or ‘An unlikely duo of…’ Well, that’s a buddy flick and it’s a sub-genre unto itself. Hell, this show is pretty much a buddy flick turned audio. So join a hard-nosed cop on a mission, and an unlikely best friend with nothing left to lose as Podcast Rob and Hatton take a cross c...more

  • Episode 92 – The Last Jedi Trailer

    Apr 25 2017

    A long time ago… but lesser long ago than it was before, but more recent than it was when it started.. or… Look, there’s a new Star Wars thing and we talk about it! Breaking from our usual ‘movie’ tradition – we’re going the super internet geek route and taking a trailer down. What’s to come? What does it reveal? What DOESN’T reveal, and what do we see as the future of the franchise. That’s all coming up on this week’s SomethingS...more

  • Episode 91 – MST3k

    Apr 11 2017

    ♫ In the not too distant future… On Thursday on Netflix… The Mads are at it again! This time, they’ve taken the Somethings hostage and before they can be set free they have to review their favorite episodes of the B-Movie-Riffathon of MST3k! Ok, so there are no Mad Scientists. There’s no SOL. There’s simply an episode of your favorite podcast. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a topic after their own heart, and with the new season coming out Thursday on Netfli...more

  • Episode 90 – Iron Fist

    Mar 28 2017

    As has become a tradition of the Somethingcast, we watch a lot of Netflix. That’s not the tradition.. it’s a fact.. but it isn’t the tradition I’m speaking of.  I’m talking about when a new Marvel show appears on our queue, we call on the one and only @Ungajje himself, Tim Stevens. If you aren’t aware of Tim’s work at Marvel.com, just go.. we’ll wait. But for a show like Iron Fist where there is so much to unpack, we needed someone to balance out ...more

  • Episode 89 – Voltron w/ Afterbuzz TV

    Mar 14 2017

    Five creatures of great power, united for a common goal. I, of course, am talking about the folks over at AfterbuzzTV. The Somethings are joined by the whole of the giant robot forming cast of their review and report show for Voltron: Legendary Defender. We have Katie Cullen, Mark Donica, Megan Salinas, Somethingcast old friends Emma Fyffe, and via chatroom Alexis Torres. It is a loud and raucous affair, just how we like it. So everybody, get ready! FORM FEET AND LEGS! FORM ARMS AND BODY! AND I...more

  • Episode 88 – American Horror Story

    Feb 28 2017

    With the craziness of our Patreon radio drama, we might have a little bit of horror on the mind. The Somethings are talking one of the most interesting shows on television in American Horror Story. British style season per story direction. Old actors finding new life, and old themes finding new spins. Whether it’s fighting your way out of a hotel with doors that lead to nowhere, or hanging with the coolest Coven in the Big Easy, the Somethings have their favs. So settle in and, as always,...more

  • Episode 87 – Andy Parks of Quixotic Games

    Feb 14 2017

    The Somethings know some people. I mean, we’ve been around the world long enough to have collected a small and powerful group of friends… or at least people who keep cashing the check. This week we have the honor and distinction to talking with friend and game designer Andy Parks of Quixotic games about his new Kickstarter, Dungeon Alliance. Do you like board games? Do you like dungeons? Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Well two out of four of those are featured prominen...more

  • Episode 86 – The Crow

    Jan 31 2017

    Sometimes someone leaves this world with a mission still in their heart. Whether they were murdered or someone they loved needs vengeance – sometimes… just sometimes.. the spirit of the Crow summons them back to this world and acts as their totem to invincible power.  Unless you know magic. Or hurt the crow. Or are satan. Or.. invent another rule. That’s right – the boys are heading into the dark streets of the world of the gothy macabre and looking at the world of the C...more

  • Episode 85 – James Bond, Part 3

    Jan 17 2017

    A long time ago, the Somethings started with Connery… and then they moved on to Lazenby and Moore.. and now they’ve arrived at the next of the Bond Series. Almost caught up, we’re seeing Dalton and Brosnan get their step up at the mic. From Bond music to Bond girls to Bond geekery, the boys bring their last episode at Studio 3 with a special announcement about our Patreon! So, prepare for Something… shaken.. not stirred.. and somehow a nuclear engineer. Full Episode

  • Episode 84 – Rogue One Review

    Jan 03 2017

      A long time ago.. on a podcast somewhere in New Jersey… It’s 2017 – and we are back with our first episode of the year. Working completely against type, we’re talking about a little-known indie film about of young upstart kids making their way in a world where the adults seem out to get them. That’s right – Star Wars own Rogue One! If you haven’t seen the movie, you are warned – there is absolutely no part of this episode that isn’t a...more

  • Episode 83 – Christmas Party!

    Dec 13 2016

    ♫ Oh you better watch out.. You better not cry… You better listen to this episode Or not.. whatever, I’m not your HR Rep ♫ Joining us from the IJOV – we have Marcus from Deadpan Fury, we have Eric from Two-Legged Tie, and we have Tony from Nyrdcast – and we decide to have ourselves a little Christmas Party.  What goes on from there is… well.. I would love to say it is an episode about our favorite Christmas memories and shows and movies, but it isn’t… i...more

  • Episode 82 – Comic Book Covers

    Nov 29 2016

      They say you aren’t supposed to judge a book by its cover… well guess what… 5% of a comic book is it’s cover, so how about we judge a book by 5% of its content? Tricky eh? This week, the Something’s are going to the land of funnybooks where we discuss not the greatest covers that have ever come to comicdom, but our favorites. From Marvel to DC and everything in between – here are some of the comic covers that shaped our world.  We’ve done our bes...more

  • Something Bonus – Stories To Amaze – Episode 1

    Nov 15 2016

    So – maybe you didn’t know (you probably do) that we have a Patreon! And on that Patreon, on the weeks you don’t get a full episode of the SomethingCast, you get OTHER stuff over there.  Every week we’re in your head. One of those things that we gave you a taste of a couple months ago was our Space Opera – the first installment of Stories To Amaze. Well as we are now near ending that first story and are in the process of recording and editing the second story.. we ...more

  • Episode 81 – Fictional Presidents

    Nov 15 2016

    We the Somethings of this Cast, in Order to form a more perfect podcast, establish hilarity, insure timely updates, provide for the sarcastic defence, promote the general whatever, and secure the I’m Running Out Here to ourselves and our Posterior (..heh, butt), do ordain and establish this episode for the pleasure of our audience. The boys are getting a little political this week – and by political – they mean they’re talking about fake people who held the office of Pre...more

  • Episode 80 – Zombie Survival Team

    Oct 31 2016

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The Somethings decided that since it is the scaaaarrriest of holidays, we would go and give you a treat and not a trick this year, by releasing tomorrow’s episode for you today.  That way you can enjoy our spooooooky conversation while you are out haunting around. So what is this episode about?  Well – take your top four fictional characters that you want by your side during the zombie apocalypse.  We take one from movies. One from television. One from book fiction...more

  • Episode 79 – Luke Cage

    Oct 18 2016

    When Netflix calls – we move forward. Always forward. You are correct, the boys are back with the newest installment in the Netflix Marvel Universe. We have seen what goes down in Hell’s Kitchen.  We have had our Alias investigated. Now it is time to check out who runs Harlem. As has become a SomethingCast tradition, we can’t take on a character like Cage without a little help, so we brought our favorite dulcet toned delight, Tim ‘Ungaije’ Stevens (Check out his P...more

  • Episode 78 – Bad Movie Endings

    Oct 04 2016

    (And in a rare instance – both of us did an opening graphic!  Collect the whole set) Not all movies are created equal. Some movies, from the get go, you watch them with full intent to laugh at the badness. Other movies you have high expectations for and they are everything you have ever wanted. They surpass your wildest dreams. Then there those movies that, whether or not you expected it or not, the ending screws the pooch. Maybe it would have been a better movie with a different ending, ...more

  • Episode 77 – Martial Arts Movies

    Sep 20 2016

    A New Challenger Has Joined The Battle! SOMETHINGCAST vs. KUNGFU DRIVE-IN ROUND 1 … FIGHT! That’s right – we’re back and we’re bringing a sparring partner in Jeof from Kung-Fu Drive-In to talk about the best in movies about people hitting each other. So movie your feetsa to Daddy Green’s Pizza and get ready to Enter The Cast! Full Episode

  • Episode 76 – Disaster Movies

    Sep 06 2016

    The earth shakes. The ground trembles. Lava flows from the snow. The world gets super super cold. Then… … … the aliens come. That’s right, when it comes to movies, every horrible thing has befallen man – and recorded in the archives, the boys are here talking about the greatest problems that movie earth has been faced with. From the sky. From the ground. From nature itself. We are talking about Disaster Movies. Also, right from the beginning of the episode – ...more

  • Episode 75 – Swerve Movies

    Aug 16 2016

    First we introduce Podcast Rob & Hatton. Then – you realize this whole podcast has been recorded in Spanish… BUT WAIT… then you recognize that this is a repeat… but is it?  You go scouring through the archives, BUT THEY’RE ALL DEAD! Then the zombie invasion episode merges in and you find out that they are geniuses that recorded all of their shows in 1950… BUT HOW?! That’s not for us to explain – but the best swerve movies always do. Movies tha...more

  • Episode 74 – Stranger Things

    Aug 09 2016

    It’s time for the boys to head umop apisdn. In another in a long string of shows that everyobody must binge watch lest they feel the wrath of the nerdy portions of the internet, Hatton and Rob are no different and have succumbed to the newest and hottest streaming thing, Stranger Things. So join them as they find themselves stepping sideways through the rift between this world and another, bringing along a mysterious new friend who might or might not have otherworldly powers… Remini...more

  • Episode 73 – Alien Movies

    Jul 26 2016

    The Somethings are looking up to the heavens and hoping to catch a glimpse of something interstellar. That’s right, we’re heading to the stars and it doesn’t matter if it’s little green men, crazy overly huge spaceships, the greys, or one naked hot blonde chick.. now that the aliens are here, we are going to discuss the hell out of them. But what are two men versus the hordes of intergalactic perils that await us? We brought back-up.  Joining us are the boys from Alien T...more

  • Episode 72 – Cover Songs (w. Ice and the Face & CS Swampfox)

    Jul 12 2016

    Sometimes the remake is better than the original. Hell, we’re better than all of the podcasts we regularly steal from. (This is not true (probably)). But when it comes to music, there are great musicians and there are great songs. Sometimes great musicians are known for songs that they didn’t write, but for music that they fundamentally made their own. Whether that is through style, vocal quality, tone, or a thousand other factors – but seriously, who doesn’t love a well...more

  • Episode 71 – Three-Year Anniversary @ Wildpig!

    Jun 28 2016

    Three Years Ago…. A former podcaster, writer, and internet weirdo Rev. James was lingering in a local watering hole when he heard a voice he hadn’t heard in years. The bombastic laughter of one Mr. Podcast Rob. Considering the idea of getting back into the podcast game, over the course of the next few times hanging out, the idea became clear. After a meeting of the minds (or whatever it is they have in their skulls) – The SomethingCast was born. Well join us once again as we c...more

  • Episode 70 – You Again Interview

    Jun 14 2016

    Hey apparently people think we’re neat. We were recently contacted by a couple cool cats from the upcoming webseries You Again – and we got not just a sneak peek of their show, but a chance to talk with them about the process. Meet Audra – lil bit crazy, and Zander – lil bit nerdy.  They’re about to move in together because .. well.. because Audra. Be sure to check out Their Website right here, and their Youtube Page to learn all about the behind the scenes and see...more

  • Episode 69 – The Civil War Swapcast

    May 31 2016

    One side is for the establishment and assigning names to the faces of vigilantes. One side is for the freedom to do as you wish and the want to never compromise your values. Today on the SomethingBlackerThanPreRecordedBlackSomethingLiveCastTimesInfinity… Ok, let me clear that up a little….. The forces of the podcasting elite have gathered together to form a union that no villain shall be able to tear asunder. One snivvling dude from Latvia or whatever.. maybe.. but VILLAINS, I SAY N...more

  • Episode 68 – Post-Apocalyptic TV

    May 17 2016

      The time is a day after tomorrow… the place… Somethingville. Was it the bombs that dropped?  Or the plague that killed all the men?  Perhaps it was the Zeds? We don’t know – all we know is it makes for some interesting television. The Somethings and special guest Alexis Torres from AfterBuzzTV and Black Hollywood Live delve into a small niche realm of shows that all seem to start right after the big whatever hits. Also, be sure to check out our blogpost review of ...more

  • Episode 67 – The 80’s Defined

    May 03 2016

    It is time for you to be properly gagged with a spoon. This week the Somethings have picked up a hitchhiker on our way through time – Cyannide from Little Geek Lost. She has joined us for a new episode style for the Somethings.. ok, only slightly new – but a new genre of topic any way. We’re going to take down the 80’s. From scrunchies to monchichis – we are going to talk about the Differn’t Strokes we all had when it came to the 80’s. Those are 80̵...more

  • Episode 66 – Daredevil Season 2

    Apr 19 2016

    The Somethings have found their way back in the alleys of Hells Kitchen, and who did we find there? Of course, we found our favorite comic genius, none other than the arid-witted Tim Stevens! So now that the dust has settled, the guns have been stashed, and the sais are buried – we are taking on Daredevil Season 2 and a whole shitton of ninjas. So walk with us Hand in Hand in this Foggy weather to our Castle, and be prepared to be Elektrafied by this Frank discussion! (…ok, i’...more

  • Episode 65 – The Quest Reunion

    Apr 05 2016

    The day has arrived. The Somethings have arrived on the last Turnpike Exit before Everrealm! Join a whole slew of The Quest Paladins, Performers, and Creative all thrilled to hear each other’s voice again – and let us eavesdrop and get in a few words along the way. We want to once again thank everyone who helped make this episode happen, and as you will hear from the beginning of the episode, we did have some technical difficulties that we assume has a lot to do with the strain on S...more

  • Episode 64 – House of Cards

    Mar 22 2016

    On this episode – The Somethings Go To Washington We’ve been pretty big on House of Cards since Season 1, and now as the show ends its 4th Season we decided to discuss where and what has gone on, what we love, and what we hate… the fact is we don’t hate that much. Frank Underwood – the government official we love to hate and love to see how he schemes through another moment is the central focus of this episode. He may have his finger on the big red button – b...more

  • Episode #63 – Tim Burton

    Mar 08 2016

    It’s time for the Somethings to get a little darker.. a little paler in pallette.  The boys are going semi-monochromatic and discussing everyone’s favorite Hot Topic Discount Rack Star: Tim Burton. Whether you are a ghost with the worst pain or a childhood favorite given a facelift and creepy reimagining via Johnny Depp – we probably hit on it. Slap on some stripes and grab your Handbook of the Recently Deceased.. ♫ What’s This! What’s This! There’s babbling ...more

  • Episode 62 – Deadpool

    Feb 23 2016

    It is no surprise to anyone that the Somethings like comic things.  Hell, they’ve done like 5 episodes about them already… so when the big mill started about Deadpool, it was a foregone conclusion that they were going to see it. So what did they think of the Merc With A Mouth? ..they obviously left nerd stains all over the seat in front of them.. Who said that?  Anyway, breaking box office records and proving we DO need another hero. ..two podcasters enter, one podcaster leave.. No,...more

  • Episode 61 – The 2015 Snopes List

    Feb 09 2016

    Note: If you share this post, Mark Zuckerberg will bake you a turkey dinner. Every day of every social media person’s life, you are hit with a thousand different pictures, memes, captions, and at least half of them are filled with bad information.  Well, the Somethings are going to inform you of a little website called Snopes. Now, what this site does is… I know.. it’s crazy.. it debunks internet urban legends. Every year they also do their best to tell you what the most popul...more

  • Episode 60 – The Force Awakens

    Jan 26 2016

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… two guys were the last ones to get on a certain train.  A train featuring a giant star killing planet and a dude who sky walks and a couple of kids with a bunch of superpowers… yes, that’s right… the Somethings are going to face off against Xur and the Koda– no? Oh. Star Wars.. right.. nevermind. After the much to do about the Disney Abrams Lucas Monster has come to life, join the Somethings as we discuss those pesky mitoc...more

  • Episode 59 – Doctor Who / Sherlock Christmas Specials

    Jan 12 2016

    Happy Something Year! We’re back with our first show of 2016, and the boys are bringing a couple fantastic guests to sit and talk about the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey holiday spirit on Baker Street… that’s right, we’re talking some BBC’ness big numbers shows of Doctor Who and Sherlock – but specifically this year’s big Christmas / New Years episodes. Along the way we found two wonderful women floating about in the aether of the internet who know a thing ...more

  • Episode 58 – Jessica Jones

    Dec 11 2015

    Put on your biggest smile, and join us once again as the Somethings delve into binge watching Netflix’s newest Marvel: Jessica Jones.  What started as a noir take on the superhero world has taken television by storm as a story of the seedier, darker, and downright creepier parts of what great power means when you have little responsibility. Joining us is honorary Something, friend, and comic book genius – @Ungajje himself: Tim Stevens. Couple things to note – this show is long...more

  • Episode 57 – Found Footage Films

    Nov 28 2015

    Step one – take a camera Step two – strange and horrible things happen to you Step three – PROFIT! The Something’s heading off with nothing but their wits and a camera, with an episode all about Found Footage/Shaky Cam movies.  Whether it is a horrible creature tromping through the woods, or an urban legend coming to life in the woods, or a … why are all of these things in the woods? Anyway – monsters, powers, mayhem galore on the just after Thanksgiving edit...more

  • Episode 56 – The Time Travelling Episode

    Nov 11 2015

    You don’t need money… We don’t take fame… That’s a lie – we’ll take fame. We’ll take fame anywhere it asks us to.  It’s gonna live forever.  it’s gonna learn how to fly! Sorry, already digressing.  As I was saying – the power of love is a curious thing.. but more curious is the hours and hours we have spent watching time travel flicks. Movies about people moving about in time with usually disastrous results in the first act.  The...more

  • Episode 55 – Horror Villain Battle Royale

    Oct 23 2015

      some..some..some…  thing..thing..thing… We would like to play a game… and it’s BATTLE ROYAL: HORROR EDITION!  We’ve discussed our favorite creature features and villains in the past, but given it is a time for scary, it is time to look with a chainsaw sharp eye… if that was a thing.. and look at some of the greatest villains of movie-dom and pit them against each other in a discussion about who would stand tall at the end.  Whether you are sleeping o...more

  • Episode 54 – SomethingRiffs: Lost

    Oct 05 2015

    In what is going to go down as their ‘Awkward Year 3 Experimental Phase’ – The Somethings are returning back to a place they vowed they would never return to. That’s right… The Island. Now, you might remember the last 6 Hour Rant Fest that was the Something’s Lost episode… well this time it is a bit different. The boys are sitting down with the finale of LOST and riffing on it.  So this episode isn’t one you can just sit back and let us hijack you...more

  • Episode 53 – Roundtable – Sequels!

    Sep 21 2015

    During our anniversary episode we started talking about good sequels to movies, and what movies have had good #2’s and even #3’s. Well, not only did the Somethings want to get back in on that action, we invited some other folks along to join in the fun.  So we can call this the first ever IJOV Roundtable, featuring some guests from around the pod’verse. We have Marcus from Deadpan Fury – and Toners from Nyrdcast! So, sit back, enjoy a rambling, unending, roundtable talk ...more

  • Episode 52 – The Library Bards!

    Sep 10 2015

    Welcome back Somethings.. or perhaps you are new to this whole thing.  Thanks for showing up. What originally started out as a show about reality shows has spiraled into SomethingMadness by gettingthe fantastic opportunity to spend some time with The Library Bards! Who are they intrepid Something Listeners?  Well they are the nerdy singing duo of Bonnie Gordon and Xander Jeanneret!  How do they relate to reality shows?  Well Xander was on Season 2 of the TBS show King of the Nerds and Bonnie wa...more

  • Episode 51 – Favorite Music Videos

    Aug 29 2015

    WE WANT OUR STSC! The art of the music video isn’t forgotten. Hell, it might be just as popular as it ever was, but not where we remember it.  The Somethings are taking you on a journey to learn their favorite music videos.  These isn’t your top five music videos ever – this is the boys picking their favorites.  So put away your a-Ha t-shirt… wait, you have an a-Ha t-shirt?  How the hell did you get that? Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is we are back ̵...more

  • Episode 50 – The Two-Year Anniversary Part 2

    Aug 17 2015

    Anyway – we are back with part two of our two part extravaganza at the home of the Pig – Wild Pig Comics! We last left off with WildPig Chris leaving, and still quite a bit of the future of the MCU to go!  So join our live audience, special panelists Madison and WP Manager Bill Ellis as we talk about the future not only of the MCU but of comic movies in general.  Is the end nigh? What does Ben Affleck think about it?  FIND OUT NOW! FULL EPISODE

  • Episode 49 – The Two-Year Anniversary Part 1

    Jul 30 2015

    How did they do it?  Two years ago, two old friends met up and started goofing off… one year ago they met up at their favorite nerdbook haunt, Wild Pig Comics, and talked about the Marvel Comics Universe.  Well guess what, it has been one more year and another dozen movies about people in tights.. so we’re back talking with the Madison, the Wild Piggies of Chris and Bill, and a live audience to talk about the past and future of the Marvel Comics Universe. Also, you will hear a speci...more

  • Episode 48 – Bad Movie Posters

    Jul 04 2015

    There is a little bit of movies that we sometimes overlook. No, it isn’t that your date keeps trying the hole in the popcorn trick and that you are starting to get worried about her.  It’s the poster. The first thing you sometimes see about a movie. The thing that is supposed to emblazen upon your mind that this movie will be here eventually. Some are amazing. Some are horrible. Some things are repeated ovvver and ovvver… so join in with the Somethings as we talk about movie p...more

  • Episode 47 – Guilty Pleasure Music

    Jun 27 2015

    Ok look.. we’re not sorry. We’re alone, in the house, we have the radio on and all of a sudden a song comes on – and what do the Somethings do?  The Somethings sing where angels fear to hum.  You know you have some song that makes you bop your head while the rest of the world snickers under their breath as to why you know the words. The Somethings know the words.  They’ll sing with you without judgement… ok, not much judgement. Enjoy some guilty pleasures with us &...more

  • Episode 46 – Unfortunate Final Movies

    Jun 16 2015

    Somethings like some bad cinema.  We’ve made it known and we don’t apologize for it.  We like enjoying some of the bad things that movies have done.  There are a few actors out there though that did a movie, or are in a movie, or there are cutscenes spliced in of them from other movies.. and it is their final bow. Never to grace the screen again, they are left with a final acting legacy that is questionable at best and down right laughably embarrassing at worst. This week – th...more

  • Episode 45 – Game of Thrones Predictions

    Jun 05 2015

    The boys are heading to Westeros to a land filled with monsters and dragons and Kings and games and candy and unicorns an… derailing, sorry. This week, Rob and James have invited GoT savant Madison into the studio to discuss who we think will sit upon the Iron Throne when the fighting has stopped.. or at least the books have.  From their various perspectives who will raise the flag high? Who will live? Who will die? The Somethings decide… OK, here we go! FULL EPISODE (Note: Our outr...more

  • Episode 44 – One Hit Wonders

    May 23 2015

    We all love music.. at least the Somethings do – and for every band that goes on to sell multigazillion records, there are bands that have one song, sell some records – and fade into the oblivion.  Now, you might go ‘But I know every song that Chumbawumba did, and they’re good dammit’ – you might be right, but sadly the rest of the world thinks they lived and died with Tubthumping. (fyi: Chumbawumba rules) So this week – The Somethings are taking on ...more

  • Episode 43 – Guilty Pleasure TV

    May 09 2015

    How many times have you found yourself, maybe late at night, flipping through channels and you end up on a show you would never really admit that you watched?  Now how many of those shows have you gone back for seconds on?  Nobody in the SomethingStudio is going to judge that you know the price of everything down the meat aisle because you’ve watched Supermarket Sweep.  We can’t mock you because you have invested a notable portion of your life to seeing every episode of Cleopatra 25...more

  • Episode 42 – Daredevil

    Apr 26 2015

    There is a new world upon us.  A world of heroes…. not just the high flying, super-galactic, high-tech type.  There lives heroes among us on the streets.. and more importantly – on Netflix. The Somethings have binged the newest show in the MCU and want to talk to you about it.  So first, this show is laden with spoilers – you have been warned.  From our opinions of the whole package, to our thoughts of what this means for the future of the Netflix comic shows. This is also a f...more

  • Episode 41 – Bad Comic Movies

    Apr 12 2015

    We’re all nerds here.  I think.  I’d hope.  Unless you like listening to shows about stuff you hate… which is a weird fetish, but we don’t judge. Anyway, over the years we’ve all seen comic films we like.  There are tons nowadays, and where our opinions may not always match on what the best are – a lot of us will agree on what the worst is.  There are a fine selection of horrible comic films to pick for what are the worst, which is why Rob & Hatton have g...more

  • Episode 40 – Epic Rap Battles

    Mar 28 2015

    As nerdy types, we’ve all kind of thought to ourselves ‘So, who would win.. Hulk or Superman’ or ‘Iron Man vs. Everyone on the Titanic’ – well, a small team headed off by two massively talented rappers have taken the youtubes by storm by pitting famous characters and people from all throughout time and space against each other.  I was going to try and put a rhymey rappy introduction to this week’s episode to keep it thematic, but seriously, it would hav...more

  • Episode 39 – Whedonverse Pt. 1 – Firefly

    Mar 13 2015

    Take my Somethin’ , Take My Cast, Tell me that it’s comin’ back… Yeah, you can’t take the Cast from me…. that barely works, but we’re going with it because we are back with our first episode out in the ‘Verse.. specifically the Whedonverse, focussing on those kinda bad guys doin’ kinda bad stuff for all the good reasons.  The troupe from the Firefly Class Serenity.  So join us won’t you as we take a trip to the back rim and find out wh...more

  • Episode 38 – The Rasslin Show

    Feb 24 2015

      Now coming down to the ring, hailing from the darkest pits of Uganda… they are the PODCASTING TAG TEAM CHAMPION OF NOWHERE IN PARTICULAAAAAR. The Reverend, James The Voice – The Impressive Impressionist Podcast Rob Together – they are THE SOMETHING SOMETHING CAST.. ..and if you don’t like that, we got two words for ya: FULL EPISODE PS – Please don’t hesitate in checking out Hatton’s horror contest, comment on his (or other) stories to help with i...more

  • Episode 37 – Epic Fantasy

    Feb 14 2015

    The two men, armed with their wits, a giant sword, a couple of shields, a nearly dead horse, and on they went to the mysterious fantastical land of magic and creatures that could tear them asunder without even blinking.  Yet, here they go… the Somethings are taking a journey into the land of fantasy.  They will climb grand mountains to deposit jewelry, they’ll go to school to face he who probably shouldn’t be mentioned.  They’ll rip a sword out of a rock in the hopes to ...more

  • Episode 36 – The Hatton Episode.. no, really.

    Jan 16 2015

    This episode started as was planned. The Somethings had a list, they were ready to riff on some stuff they knew about.. and lo and behold it all changed in one fail swoop.  One of the Somethings decided that he should blindside the other Something into an entire episode about .. well .. one of the Somethings.  Apparently, a webcomic’s 10 year anniversary was enough of a reason to go all James Lipton on what should have been a podcast about dragons.  FINE. THANK YOU.  I GUESS… Geez. ...more

  • Episode 35 – Movie Soundtracks

    Jan 06 2015

        HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome to the first episode of the New Year with the Somethings!  Sometimes what makes or breaks a great movie is a great soundtrack.  If you were to film your grand fantasy epic and not call on the sweet sound of Tangerine Dream, we know your movie will fail.  So are going to talk about some of the great movies that we love specifically because you can listen to one of the songs and you are immediately transported back to the world created.  I have very little fu...more

  • Episode 34 – Christmas-ish Movies

    Dec 23 2014

    If feels like forever since the boys came at you with a new episode, I bet.  Well it’s been a few weeks, definitely… but now we’re back just in time to drink some Nog and sit around the warm glow of the television with some of our favorite Holiday’ish flicks.  Some of these movies are directly related to a holiday, but others insinuate it.  These are some of the best Christmas(y) sort of films we could come up with – or at least the ones we like. Also, from James a...more

  • Episode 33 – Boardgames!

    Nov 25 2014

    It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed your face! Ok, so that’s the best I can do to tie this episode to Thanksgiving.  The Somethings are coming to you with another nerd passion that has in recent years entered a golden age, board games!  Some folks stopped playing games when they were little kids, but guess what, those people are boring.  We’ve been rolling dice for a long time and we want to talk about some of our favorite old games, new games, and the universe ...more

  • Episode 32 – Cancelled Too Soon

    Nov 12 2014

    So there you are, you are watching your favorite show, and the cliffhanger was SO GOOD!  I mean, how is he going to escape from that thingy?! Is she REALLY having a baby?!  What’s happened to the President?!  IS THAT ALIENS!?  Seriously, we have watched tons of shows, where sometime in May, we’re asking those questions.. and then September hits and.. ..nothing.. nada… absolutely nothing. Why?  Because television producers HATE you and want to see you cry on the internet.  The S...more

  • Episode 31 – Creature Features

    Oct 28 2014

      We’re only a few short days from Halloween, so it is time for the Somethings to start looking under their bed, making sure that the doors are locked, and to seriously stop summoning the dark lords of the Underworld. That’s right, to celebrate the haunting season, the boys are talking about some of their favorite movie creatures.  In the past they have talked about some of their favorite movies – but what about the dark creatures that linger in their favorite films?  Fro...more

  • Episode 30 – Bond, James Bond Part 2

    Oct 07 2014

    One year ago, the Somethings brought to you the first of a 35 part series – Bond, James Bond.  Well this time we’re covering Lazenby and Moore.  From the music to the gadgets to the Bond girls to the villains, the Somethings are going to shake you.. not stir you.  Wait, that makes us sound bad.  Nevermind, ignore that.  We’re going to Jaw your NickNacks…. you know what, I have nothing here, so I shall give you no Moore. …get it?   It’s the Bond episode, Part ...more